Kitten's Escape from Marriage

When love is strong, love is sweet——

"Bah—" was the sound of the door being knocked open, and then a fat figure crookedly laughing rushed in.

The kitten and Haoye were startled, the kitten tightened the quilt, Haoye only felt his head was big, and only heard Pangpang laughing as if he was drunk, and ran to their bed: "Hehe... gege...hehe... gege ...chasing..." Brother chasing Pangpang...

It was the first time Haoye discovered the necessity of bolting the door, especially as his fatness was getting bigger and bigger.

Fatty rushed into the house, and the people outside shouted anxiously: "Come out, little son, the prince and Fujin are sleeping..."

Pangpang doesn’t pay attention to the paper tiger outside the house, the fat head is busy looking back at the little white elephant, the trembling little body seems to be weightless and shakes like it’s about to fall, Hao Ye is worried that Pangpang will cry when he falls, who knows Pangpang swayed, and unexpectedly stood firm again. As soon as his heart fell, he heard Pangpang shout again:

"Grandma...Abba...GeGe...GeGe... Hehe...Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..." Grid is here!

Pangpang ignored the people outside the house, and when he saw the little white elephant crossing the threshold with his big eyes, he hurriedly turned around and ran and screamed like a headless fly, looking for hiding around the bed.

"Fat Pang..." The kitten stared at Hao Ye with wide eyes. At this time, it was neither good nor bad. It couldn't help but tighten the quilt, thinking about waiting for Pang Pang to go out, but there was no good way.

"Hush—" Haoye signaled the kitten to keep silent, and if she didn't want to find anyone, she would go out.

Who knew that Pangpang didn't see the kitten and Hao Ye, and was happier seeing the mosquito net being pulled, so he buried his head in the mosquito net to hide, but who knew that as soon as he got into the mosquito net, his big wet eyes saw his father pressing him Grandma was looking at him, her head tilted.

"Father..." Fatty stretched his fat neck, put his little fat head on the edge of the bed and looked up, wondering why his father and mother fell asleep again.

Hao Ye wanted to laugh, but couldn't, looking at the big fat black eyes and sighing to himself, who is this stupid?

"Grandmother..." Pangpang put Fat Claw on the bed, looked straight at his parents, tilted his head with question marks in his eyes.

The kitten can't wait to bury his face in the quilt.

"Fatty... go out and play!" Hao Ye laughed.

Fatty blinked and blinked, Fatty claws did not move, one fat leg was lifted violently, scratching the bed board: "Abba...Abba...hug...Pangpang..." Pangpang also came up.

The kitten's face was flushed, and it couldn't help it anymore. It pushed and pushed Hao Ye, thinking of holding the child, it was uncertain: who knows when Pangpang will go out.

"do not move!Hao Ye's eyes were dark, he didn't believe that he couldn't deal with his fat son.

The kitten awkwardly let Hao Ye wrap his pair of cat claws around Hao Ye's waist, and then tried hard to turn the cat's face away from Pangpang. His son bumped into this, and the kitten felt that the cat's skin was so thin that it couldn't handle it .

"Abba...Abba..." Hurry up!

Pang Pang pulls the quilt with his fat claws, trying to hide the little white elephant in the quilt of Dad and Mom.

"Fatty——" the voice of the little white elephant came from outside.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .

"Master Biao can't go in..." The person outside the door stopped the little white elephant.

"Fatty——" the little white elephant continued to shout outside, struggling with all fours.

Fatty covered his head under the quilt and hid at the end of the bed——

"Hao Ye..." The kitten grabbed the quilt and whispered, secretly annoyed, is this going to continue?

"It's okay!" Haoye kissed the kitten's neck, the wolf's paws continued to move on the upright cat's body, the little white elephant couldn't get in, and the fat boy would have to go out sooner or later.

"Fatty...in..."

"He can't see..."

"Fatty... with his head in the quilt...".

"By the bed..."

"Again... wait... Hao..." Ye.

"It's okay... relax..."

"Fatty..." Here, how can you relax!

"Hey... relax..."

The two were patient in the quilt, and Pangpang catted in the quilt for a while, but suddenly he couldn't hear the little white elephant's voice, so he hurriedly used his fat claws to peep out a pair of black eyes from the edge of the quilt.

no one?

With the quilt on his head, the fat head slowly moved to the right and looked at the door—the little white elephant didn't come in!

"Gege?" The first voice was soft.

No one answered.

"Gege?" The second voice was much louder.Fat Claw also lifted his head up a little.

No one, no one agreed!

"Gege——" Pangpang shouted as he threw off the quilt, hurriedly got out of the mosquito net, looked left and right, but he still couldn't see the little white elephant, so he became anxious, and immediately ran towards the door on his little fat legs, first through the door. Look out the door.

It doesn’t matter if Fatty doesn’t see it, but the little white elephant is still not there, and his mouth is deflated: "Gege——" Brother is gone...

"Gege—" Pangpang opened the door, and ran out with chubby legs.

"Little white elephant?" The kitten was startled, turned its head, saw that the first thing Haoye did when he got out of bed was to lock the door, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Fatty..." Outside...

"It's okay!" It's me who has something to do!

Hao Ye tore open the mosquito net, and the hungry wolf was ready to pounce on the cat. Today, he finally understood why the men in the mountains said that having children and having sex is like fighting a war—you have to seize the opportunity and sneak around!

"Outside..." Kitty felt anxious when he thought of Pang Pang who was about to cry just now, and was even more worried that half of Pang Pang would come and cry.

"...Don't worry!" Wolf Claw lifted the quilt and burrowed in. If there are people outside, nothing will happen.

"Pangpang..." Putting the cat's paw beside the pillow, Maoyan asked Pangpang insincerely what to do?

"There is a little white elephant!"

The wolf's claws fasten the cat's claws and enter the river crab period (omitted).

When the wildness first calmed down and the sweat blended with each other quietly, one wolf paw rested on the cat's head, and the other gently stroked the kitten's belly. Although the belly was still flat, there lived the next chubby cat. .

"Hao Ye, do you think it will be a girl?" Kitten grabbed the pillow and asked longingly, how nice it would be to give birth to a girl in the mountains, open a family, and recruit a man to come home.

"Huh?" How weird is it for two big men to give birth to a girl?

Hao Ye was startled, then kissed the kitten, hugged his wife tightly and smiled lowly: "It's the same as everything!" He sighed inwardly, everyone in his house was looking forward to having a son. Daughter, he, Haoye, is very satisfied with Pangpang.

"Wu Ming said that when she was pregnant with her daughter, the child was very quiet."

Kitten said longingly, remembering that the villager told him that tits were not lucky, and gave birth to two sons in a row, both of them were born to other people, and his heart skipped a beat.

"Really?" That was before it was time to make a fuss. When Pangpang was pregnant, it was very quiet. It was so quiet that people hardly knew that he had slept in the kitten's belly for several months, so...

"Bang bang bang—" Hao Ye just thought about it, but he didn't want to think about who would arrive. At this moment, the door was slammed: "Abba——Abba——Ah——" Fatty walked towards the door with his little butt pouted Look around, "Fatty...open..." Open the door for Pangpang!

That's why Pangpang is so energetic now!Haoye thought to himself, but his hands kept moving. He hurriedly dressed himself, and helped the kitten get the clothes. This was more urgent than he was fighting. The servants would yell when they came to remind them, as if the fat man would slam the door if he didn't open the door. Knock and yell fiercely, as if the neighbors don't know what they are doing.

"Abba—" opened the door.

"Mom—" opened the door

"Fatty——" Huh?The door opened.

Pangpang raised his fat head full of straw, looked at his father who just put on his clothes and put him in, laughed so much that he was drooling and flattering, his grandma shouted: "Abba!" He missed his father.

"En." Haoye was so annoyed just now, and now seeing Pangpang pulling his clothes and smiling affectionately, and liking him so much, he couldn't help but want to hug him and kiss him, but only when he hugged him did he find him My dear son, I haven't seen you for a moment, Xiaopang has grass on his head, and his face is full of vertical and horizontal cat whiskers...

"Fatty——" the little white elephant also chased after him, Hao Ye turned his head to look, the white elephant's fair face was also covered with vertical and horizontal paw prints, and there were two or three fluttering chicken feathers on his head, lying crookedly in his sleep The sky cannon's hair is inserted into a few straws and dances...

"Gege——" the fat black paw hugged Haoye's neck, smiling at the little white elephant, the two of them were also sleeping crookedly, like a pair of drooping kitten ears, without exception, there were faint imprints of chicken feathers .

"They may have gone to the chicken coop again!"

The kitten got out of bed and knotted his belt, looked at Hao Ye's surprised eyes, and calmly explained Hao Ye's doubts, thinking to himself, do you think your son is a fuel-efficient lamp?

It took Haoye a long time to close his mouth. It was the first time in his life. It was the first time he saw a child so dirty. He remembered that when he was a child, even his nephews were clean, standing one by one. Come out, one is more noble than the other.

"Is it always like this?" Haoye recovered his voice, watched the kitten carry Pangpang and put him on the ground.

"En!" Xiaomao answered without feeling that there was anything wrong. Among the children in the village, his family's fat and little white elephants were considered clean.

"How did you do it?" Haoye calmed down, and casually inserted the silver hairpin into the somewhat messy hair of the kitten.

"Have fun!" Don't go where it's not dirty!

The kitten scratched its head and saw Hao Ye buttoning his coat again, so he handed Hao Ye the belt on the chair to Hao Ye, helped Hao Ye fasten the belt, and said, "You will know when you go out." what.

"Hehe, then I'll go and see it after washing." Hao Ye looked at the kitten who was helping him tie the knife, and asked someone to bring water in for washing.

"Go out and wash! The sun is out, and the yard is spacious, so I can wash their faces for Pang Pang." Kitty Mao suggested, thinking that Pang Pang and the little white elephant must have not washed their faces when they got up early in the morning.

"Also... okay!" What Hao Ye is not used to here is that he does everything in the yard, and he is used to it since he was a child. He is not used to this kind of civilian life. It is not a war. He even let the kitten pass by every day If people look at it so casually, they feel a loss in their hearts.

The kitten went out of the house happily, and went straight to the kitchen to boil water. Hao Ye was worried that after the kitten did what he did just now, he would bend over too much to scoop up water and hurt his waist, so he hurriedly followed him out to help—even though the kitchen He doesn't know anything about it.

"No, do you wash in cold water or hot water?" The cat's paw waved away Hao Ye who was supporting his waist, feeling that a large piece of Hao Ye was getting in the way in the kitchen.

"What about the servants?" How do you do things?

Haoye looked around the yard and found that there was almost no one there except his guards looking after the children.

"It's spring, it's all in the ground, I want to go too, Sanniang won't let me!" The kitten waved the water ladle, scooping water from the water tank into the pot.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Hao Ye took the gourd water ladle from the kitten's hand, seeing the kitten's frightening action.

"Hold me the firewood behind the house!" Cat's Claw took back the water ladle, and the kitten wanted to prove that he was actually more capable than just a face.

Haoye saw the kitten's posture was about to cook, and suddenly his head grew big. He knows the kitten's cooking very well-it doesn't taste good, but if he doesn't finish eating it, it seems not good.

"Take a rest first!" Hao Ye planned to coax the kitten out of the kitchen.

"Fatty is hungry and will cry." The kitten remained unmoved, scooped up water, and went out of the house to hold firewood at the cowshed in the yard.

"Grandma—"

"aunt--"

Fat Pang and Little White Elephant, who were squatting on the ground not knowing what to play, suddenly saw the kitten walking towards the firewood, jumped up happily, and ran there first as soon as they walked on the little fat legs, one by one looking for the other with their heads buried in the firewood.

The one who stood looking was the little white elephant, and the one who planed the firewood was undoubtedly Pangpang.

"Uncle Yao!" (Zhaolang from the mountain shouted at his father-in-law's house to be the son of the family).

The little white elephant grabbed a big tree trunk that couldn't be dragged, leaned back, saw Haoye, and happily showed off that he had taken the biggest firewood.

"Father!" Fatty was also lifting.

Pang Pang looks like he is lying on the big firewood, as if he wants to lift himself up. No matter how he looks at it, Haoye thinks that Pang Pang is a lazy cat who wants to lie on the tree trunk and wait for the little white elephant to drag him away. But when you see someone coming, get up and show yourself.

"Don't want that one, it's too big!" The kitten has long been used to no matter what he does, the two troublemakers will get involved.He picked up a pile of firewood casually, and heard people passing by outside the fence over there, looking at them.

"Fat fat mom, are you coming to your house?" an old man asked with a loud laugh.

When the kitten wanted to laugh, Pangpang crawled out from the pile of firewood and shouted to the old man, "Grandma——Fatty...Abba——" It's Fatty's Aba!

The old man just laughed, and smiled at Pangpang who was struggling to climb the fence: "Little chubby dad is home?" I used to ask the little fat girl (chubby women's dress) where is your daddy?Xiaopangpang tilted his head and said, "Abba... Qianqian." Abba went to earn money.

"Oh!" Fatty raised his head, pouted his lips and answered seriously, "Abba...every family." Abba went home.

"Oh, Dad is happy to be back home?" The old man looked at Fatty, and picked up the tall man behind the kitten. Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the big knife on his waist, and his eyelids twitched, feeling familiar and familiar. Does not seem to know.

"Hey! Fat... Dad..." He is a fat dad!

Fatty stared wide-eyed, and kept pointing at the back of his fat hand.

"Oh, hehe, I'm going to deliver the food!" The old man smiled at the kitten, but he didn't dare to look at the serious man behind the kitten.

"Sixth Aunt, go slowly!" Kitten smiled as Haoye took the firewood from his arms and was led into the house.

"Walk slowly—" Pangpang shouted after him, and when he turned around, he saw the little white elephant holding a handful of firewood in his arms.

"Gege—" Pang Pang surrounded the little white elephant, spreading his little black hands, indicating that he had nothing.

Little White Elephant thought about it and picked one for Pangpang.

"Gege... how big is it..." Pangpang pointed to the longest one and looked at the little white elephant.

The little white elephant was very tangled, looked at the firewood, then at Pangpang's eyes that were trying to widen, hesitantly, very hesitantly, very reluctantly, and slowly gave it to Pangpang.

Pangpang took the thin firewood and hugged it, smiled happily, hurriedly followed his parents into the house, and shouted: "Fatty." Fatty firewood.

As soon as Hao Ye turned his head, he saw a firewood with dirt on his baby's fat and clean clothes...

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