Kitten's Escape from Marriage

"Fat! Fat..."

In the yard outside the house, Pang Pang chased the little white elephant and ran all over the yard. Halfway through the run, he passed a chicken watching the fun.

Pangpang turned his head to look at his chicken, and then waved his fat paws and called, "Pack - chicken peck, chicken peck..." Chasing the chicken peck!

Before Pang Pang finished his sentence, the little white elephant turned around and saw that Pang Pang turned around to chase the chicken watching the excitement. The little white elephant looked around for a while, and then hurried to catch up with the chicken and stopped it from the other side.

"Giggle——"Help!

The chicken fluttered its wings so frightened that it ran all the way towards the chicken coop with its two paws. It was a fat front servant, and Xiao Bai was like a horizontal fence. The chicken frantically flapped its wings and flew up to the height of a doll. The elephant and the fat elephant passed over their heads and fell into the chicken coop, where several feathers were sprinkled, and the fat and the little white elephant were covered in ash.

"Ge Ge, Ge Ge——" The chicken is about to go in!

Fatty put his hands on the ground, pouted his buttocks, looked up his fat face that had just been washed, and yelled.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" The little white elephant hurriedly twisted his body, but the two-year-old child turned too quickly, his body was slightly unbalanced, his hands were facing to the left, and he shook his left and right several times. When he saw that he was about to fall, the little white elephant He took a step forward, and just when Haoye thought he was going to fall, the little white elephant stood still and ran towards the chicken coop non-stop.

"Fat, fat——" The little white elephant was chasing anxiously, and he didn't fall just now, but when he got outside the protective wall of the chicken coop specially built by the chicken coop kitten, he fell down a dog gnawed at the mud, and plunged into the chicken coop of straw.

Pangpang has already got up now, seeing the little white elephant plunged into the chicken coop, he thought there was something in the chicken coop, and immediately bumped his little fat leg, and also plunged into the straw pile, still in the straw pile "Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow--" and got straw all over himself.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck——" the little white elephant raised his head from the haystack, facing the shivering chickens in the chicken coop, and imitated the appearance of a kitten spreading cabbage. These two flocks of chickens, who have a deep understanding of weasels, squatted in the nest one by one and couldn't come out.

Pangpang also followed the little white elephant to learn "giggle-giggle" and come out!Come out obediently.

If Chicken Gege could roll their eyes, they would definitely give these two boys a big roll of their eyes collectively, treating them as idiot chickens, they not only did not move, but also took a step back.

"They won't come out!" The little white elephant persisted for less than a minute, and spread his hands at Pangpang.

"No way!" There's no chicken out there!Pangpang also imitated the little white elephant to spread his hands, but turned his head, and felt unwilling to see so many chickens, so he simply threw himself on the straw pile, desperately trying to put the little fat leg on the haystack.

The little white elephant also wanted to climb, but he tilted his head and looked at the chubby legs, which were still a long way from the haystack, so he scratched his head, looked sideways at the stool over there, and hurried to move it. Suddenly he looked up and saw Hao Ye looking at him, he stood by the stool and called Pang Pang: "Pang Pang - go, go!" Your father is coming!

"Ge Ge - Ge Ge - Didi!" I almost climbed up.

Pangpang grabbed the straw, sideways and pushed his fat legs vigorously, but in Haoye's eyes, the fat legs were just digging and digging under the haystack, he didn't see anything but dust, and even more Not to mention that the fat legs are at least half a foot away from the haystack

"Are they always like this?" Hao Ye, who was playing with fire and almost burned the kitchen down, was chased by the door by the kitten, looked close to the door, and finally understood where the straw and chicken feathers on his son's end came from.

"En!" The kitten pressed the firewood into the stove, and at the same time took the cattail fan to fan the black smoke that Hao Ye clumsily made, and immediately understood who Fatty looked like, being so stupid would only be of no help.

"Shall I put the water into the pot for you?" Hao Ye turned his head and saw the kitten's face was dark, and he suppressed a smile slightly, not realizing that his face was full of cat's beard when he was burning wood just now.

"Help me look fat!" Don't be a disservice!Otherwise, everyone will not eat in the morning.

"There is a little white elephant!"

Haoye said while watching the kitten get up and fetch water from the wooden basin, and handed him a handkerchief, puzzled, he remembered that he had already washed his face.

The kitten pointed to the guard in the distance who turned away his face and smiled, and whispered: "You look ugly!" Then he turned his head and saw his son Pangpang smoking straw, and couldn't help shouting: "Poppang, put it back immediately!" Chicken coop.

Pangpang was pulling vigorously, when he heard his mother's voice, he shrunk his fat head back, quietly turned his head to peek at the kitten's angry face, and quickly covered his eyes with his paws to show that he didn't see it .

"Put Pang Pang back!" The kitten knew that he didn't have one eye on the treasure, and that Pang Pang was about to demolish the house, so he couldn't help but stare at Hao Ye by the way. .

Fat Pang or Fat Claw covered his eyes and remained motionless, then peeked through his fat fingers to see if his mother was coming.

"Fatty!" the kitten yelled again, Pangpang hurriedly covered his eyes and hid from the little white elephant. The little white elephant was still hugging the stool, and stared at Aunt Kitten. Seeing that the kitten was coming, he quickly put it down. Stool, pull Pangpang to pick up the straw and put it back.

"Hehehe..." Haoye couldn't help laughing when he saw the appearance of Pangpang bobbing his ass and following the little white elephant with his two paws grabbing straw, "Interesting!" I didn't expect Pangpang to be afraid of kittens, I didn't expect Pang Pang to listen to the little white elephant very much, but after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, Pang Pang has no difficulty communicating with the little white elephant.

"What are you laughing at?" The kitten was angry, glaring at Haoye angrily, muttering in his heart, how could he know that he was so angry every day without children that it was not enough to describe.

"Your face is blurred!" Hao Ye raised his eyes and didn't see the angry face of the kitten. Instead, he looked at the kitten's ugly face, wiped it with a handkerchief, and said, "Your ugly face is also beautiful." It's so beautiful..." I wanted to kiss, but I was outside, and I could only rub gently.

Haoye's words on the kitten's stern face made him wonder whether to put Haoye's mallet on the ground with a cat fist, or push Haoye away with his charming movements and eyes. The two children are still there——

I was just picking up straws, but after this hesitation, Haoye saw the kitten's eyes watering, and the two of you looked at me and I looked at you, and they were stunned. Only Haoye wiped the kitten's face. Clean, wipe again...

The poor Pangpang was still picking up the grass behind the little white elephant and putting it on the pile of straw. He just picked it up. Pangpang found a bug in the straw, so he stretched out his hand to catch the little white elephant, but no one picked up the straw afterward. The two children lay down on the ground and started to run after the bug.

The guard was embarrassed, tilted his head, and simply looked at the green mountains and green waters.

"Haven't wiped it clean yet?" The kitten stretched out its paw to wipe it off by itself.

"You can't see!" Hao Ye persisted, even if it was wiped clean, he didn't wipe it enough, so naturally he didn't wipe it well.

"Little cat..." Haoye said suddenly, rubbing.

"Huh?" The kitten didn't move.

"I find that I'm getting smaller..." Hao Ye whispered.

The kitten blushed, and the cat's paw was about to push Haoye away who was smiling brightly, when an old lady outside the fence shouted again: "Fat fat mom, your porridge is mushy!"

Kitten and Hao Ye smelled it immediately, and a strong smell came from the kitchen, scaring the kitten to run into the house.Fat Pang and Little White Elephant also ran behind, they thought it was time to eat!

"Put in the water, put in the water!" The kitten squeezed the firewood tightly and turned the fire down, while Haoye scooped water into the pot and put it in. The fat and little white elephants had already dug out the small rice bowl in the cupboard with their black hands. , neatly holding the bowls and waiting beside the kitten, waiting for the team to start.

"Put the bowl here, go outside and wait!" The kitten said to the two greedy cats very habitually.

Haoye looked sideways, and saw that Pangpang handed over the bowl to the little white elephant, and the little white elephant put the bowl on the stove, and then took Pangpang to carry the stools outside the door, and sat in a row waiting for the meal.

"Is that all right?"

Haoye looked at the two children who were already sitting on the stool obediently waiting to eat, and turned to look at the kitten who was serving two bowls of rice. The pot of porridge and sweet potatoes were all boiled and mixed with white rice, red and yellow... ...however you look at it, you feel your stomach churning.

"En!" Kitten handed a big bowl to Hao Ye, "Your!"

"Mine?" Hao Ye swallowed, frowning as he looked at the bowl of porridge.

"Fat Pang and Little White Elephant both eat the same bowl!" The kitten held the bowl and planned to get another one. There was a guard outside, and Pang Pang and Little White Elephant couldn't count. They thought that everyone shared a bowl .

"Give it to the child first, no meat?" Hao Ye refused to let the kitten eat any more, and hurriedly put the food in his hands into the kitten's hand, intending to find an excuse not to eat this meal. He actually hoped that if the kitten It's great not to be able to cook, his wife really doesn't need to be capable.

"How can there be meat? We don't hunt!" It would be nice to have rice, and everyone in this village is greedy.

"It's rare for me to come back, so I'll get you some, you can eat even if I'm not here!" Hao Ye said, putting the bowl in his hand into the kitten's paw, and then went into the house to get the bow and arrow. He remembered that he had dry food, although it was only a few Meatloaf.

"If you don't eat, can you have strength?" The kitten didn't want to agree, but the fat and little white elephant outside the door were hungry.

"Grandma—Fatty is hungry!

"Very hungry, very hungry.

"Aunt Cat - Pang Pang is hungry!" The little white elephant is also hungry!

"I have something to eat!" Hao Ye took out the cake and showed it to the kitten, and also gave two pieces to the kitten: "Bao Lao, the children can eat and play!" It is definitely better than the one made by the kitten.

"Is this what you eat during the war?" The kitten frowned at the biscuits, and ate the biscuits dry and cold.

"En!" Haoye bowed his back and was about to leave, but was caught by the cat's paw.

"There's rice!" Kitten put the porridge bowl in Hao Ye's hand, "Eat it before leaving!" Turning around, he added a second bowl for the guard.

"Really..." No need!Hao Ye still refused, but was stared back by the kitten's round eyes, so he could only swallow his saliva, took the chopsticks, took out two bowls, and casually greeted the guards to share the joys and sorrows.

"Not enough and more!" Even though Fatty shouted like a hungry wolf outside, "Aww—" if nothing happened, the kitten still planned to let Haoye and the others eat their fill first.

"Enen." Haoye nodded hurriedly, under the envious eyes of Pangpang and Xiaobaixiang, he took a deep breath, and took another deep breath to prepare to eat.

"Abba—" Chubby swallowed his saliva, staring straight at Haoye with a pair of bright black eyes.

Hao Ye generously fed Pang Pang a chopstick, Pang Pang smiled and narrowed his eyes.

"Is it delicious?" Haoye asked Pangpang, really not understanding how Pangpang would eat so happily.

"It's delicious -- Dad --" Pangpang opened his mouth wide again, but the kitten tapped Xiaopang's head lightly with a spoon.

"Know how to eat in one day!" The kitten held a wooden spoon and looked at Pang Pang, who was holding his fat head and hiding beside the little white elephant.

"Aunt Cat, be nice!" the little white elephant blinked its big eyes and said.

"Be good!" Pangpang hugged his fat head and said, "Pangpang...be good." The most obedient.

"Fatty is just hungry! I'll feed you. You eat first." Haoye licked his chopsticks lightly, the taste didn't seem as bad as his appearance.

"..." The kitten took a look at Hao Ye, the one who is most used to children is Hao Ye, turned his head to feed Pang Pang, and then the little white elephant, muttering in his mouth: "It's rare to go home, there is no one who doesn't have enough to eat "If his little cat can't do it, he won't let Haoye and Pangpang go hungry.

Haoye laughed when he heard that, even though Zhou's appearance was really ugly, he also mustered up the courage to take a sip and swallowed it whole, feeling that the taste was much better than before.

"Not in a hurry, and after Pangpang and the others finish eating this bowl, I'll bake the cake you gave and chop it up for them to grab and eat." The kitten saw Haoye taking a sip, thinking that Haoye was hungry, and quickly explained Haoye almost spit it out after swallowing it.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Hao Ye didn't spit it out, but choked on it.

"Uncle Yao, drink water!" The little white elephant jumped off the stool, and hugged the cup that Pang Pang used to drink from, to Haoye.

Seeing that the little white elephant was doing good deeds, Fatty hurriedly moved his buttocks and climbed down from the stool, and printed countless cat paw prints on Haoye's back with his black claws, while shouting: "Abba... pat... ...choke the dog..." Don't choke, Dad...

"puff--"

The guard over there couldn't hold back when Pangpang said that, and spit out all the porridge he had swallowed forcefully, attracting countless chickens, and finally put down the bowl, rushed out the door, and laughed at his internal injury while holding his belly against the wall.

"Cough, cough, cough——" Haoye choked on the water for the second time, and tears rolled down his face when he saw the serious chubby choking. For the first time, he worried that he didn't die in battle, but choked to death after eating.

"OK OK……"

Hao Ye, whose face was flushed from coughing, took a breath to look at the kitten. The kitten held water and rolled its eyes, and quietly patted the ashes on Hao Ye's back, a fat paw print.

"Why don't you eat inside the house?" Kitten suggested.

"En." Haoye finally realized how fat and fat he is, and nodded.

"Abba—" Fatty raised his head and looked worriedly at Haoye, who was blushing.

Hao Ye nodded, and stroked Pang Pang's head: "Pang Pang, good boy—" Pang Pang narrowed his eyes with a smile, and smiled complacently at the little white elephant.

"The little white elephant is good too!" Hao Ye casually patted the little white elephant's head.

The little white elephant was very happy and grinned.

"It's time to eat, the food is getting cold!"

Seeing the two children following Haoye like tails and waiting to be praised, the kitten couldn't help but speak, although he also looked forward to Haoye, but as soon as Haoye came back, the two children seemed to only see Haoye, which made the kitten feel Very unbalanced.

"Grandma is jealous!" Haoye patted the two children and smiled at the kitten.

The kitten showed a look of disdain, Hao Ye pretended not to see it, just watched the two little ones climb back to the stool, opened their mouths wide like a pair of baby birds, couldn't help laughing and said: "It's a pity that Xiao Baixiang is a boy!" Otherwise How nice to raise a family.

"Wu Ming gave birth to a daughter, like a flower!" She was so beautiful.

The kitten laughed, he had already figured it out, Wu Ming and Yue Yi are so beautiful, the little white elephant is good-looking, and the little peacock must be even more beautiful.