Kitten's Escape from Marriage

At night, in the front hall, Hao Ye was sitting on a tiger skin mattress, resting his chin on one hand, and staring coldly at the kneeling woman.

"Are you convicted?" Hao Ye was blandly full of impatience.

"Leader, please clarify. I really don't know!" Under the candlelight, a woman in black cloth embroidered knelt on the ground trembling.

Haoye made a gesture, and a red satin skirt with gold trim fell in front of the woman. Looking at this skirt, Haoye's face turned blue. If he didn't go today, he didn't realize that the skirt was getting shorter and shorter. Yes, last time it was below the knee, but this time it was above the knee. If he didn't ask again, he might not reach the knee.

He Haoye has a good temper, but who would like to let his wife show off her arms and thighs outside all day?

The customs in Lingxi, girls like to wear short sleeves and short skirts, he is a foreigner, he bears it, Lulu feet, Lulu calves, Lulu forearms... even if there is a small waist, he gritted his teeth and endured it Alright, are you going to show your legs now?

If he doesn't speak a word, he will be easy to bully?If he doesn't say anything, Hao Ye will be covered by a green cloud!

The woman was puzzled and looked at the skirt, and the rest of the Lingxi people also looked at the skirt with puzzled faces, as if they thought the skirt was beautifully made, full of admiration and admiration.

It was Haoye's valet who pointed out the problem.

He said: "The waist of this skirt is more than ten feet long. Why is the hem of the skirt less than two feet? It's also two inches shorter than the original one."

As soon as he finished speaking, the rest of Lingxi's stewards turned their faces away and began to cough, as if they had encountered something embarrassing and unspeakable, their faces all turned red.

Haoye frowned, is it some Lingxi custom that he doesn't know yet?

The woman looked at the hem of the skirt and looked helplessly at the most experienced Uncle Shan Ying beside her, full of pleading.

Shan Ying, who was over middle age, was helpless, blushing, and said to Hao Ye: "Leader, please take a step to speak, I think there is a misunderstanding."

Haoye raised his eyebrows and signaled everyone to leave the room, even the woman also left.

Then Haoye looked at this man who was not tall but had eagle eyes. Others could ignore him, but this mountain eagle was the most loyal and capable subordinate of the original head man Appa, so he couldn't ignore him.

Shanying replied: "Headman, do you know that ordinary daughters only have one dress in their life, and they have to embroider it for the rest of their lives! Some mothers even wear it once in their lives on the day they get married, and then keep it for embroidering, and then give it to their daughters to wear when they get married. So passed down from generation to generation, and you see, it's embroidered inside and out."

Haoye frowned, but still didn't understand. He only knew that the people in Lingxi were poor. Many families didn't even have a new dress for several years. It is not surprising that it is especially common in poor families to give clothes to daughters.The strange thing is why the skirt only has a long waist, not a long skirt?

pretty?Wrapping your waist in a bucket is generally called good-looking?

Still married to wear?Just by fading, people are dizzy, or do men in Lingxi prefer their wives to be looked at by others?Abuse yourself dawdle and wait?

Shanying thought for a while but didn't know how to explain it, so that this conservative Central Plains person could understand the mystery. He was anxious when he suddenly saw a few rose flowers in the vase in the room, and immediately burst into a smile. I took one.

Haoye didn't understand even more, but he could only listen patiently.

I saw Shan Ying happily holding a half-budding rose, walked up to Hao Ye, and first turned it upside down and said, "Like women's skirts?"

Hao Ye nodded slightly, but the shape was not so good-looking.

Shanying was very happy, and stood up the flowers, saying: "The skirt is turned upside down..." Haoye slightly understood.

Shan Ying grinned, pressed the corolla around, and said, "The flowers will bloom!"

At night, the lights are flickering, illuminating a lonely figure, dazed in a daze on the desk.

"Flowers, just bloom!"

Shan Ying pressed the corolla around, and his smiling face was really enviable...

Hao Ye looked at the pressed flower in his hand, the blooming petals, the heart of the flower was exposed, it was extraordinarily gorgeous.

beautiful...

Thinking about it, looking at the bright red skirt on the bed, Hao Ye couldn't help wrapping it up with his hands, and then turned it upside down, the colorful gold thread lace on the skirt bloomed layer by layer, eye-catching——

Only the light wheat-colored "stamen" is missing...

Haoye stroked her skirt, her blood was surging, she lay on the bed and couldn't help thinking...

Just as he was fascinated, he suddenly heard a knock on the door, Haoye hurriedly got up and asked with a heavy face, "Who?"

A voice at the door said timidly, "It's me, Kitten!"

Hao Ye was distracted, immediately picked up the red skirt and put it on the bed, and immediately sat down at the desk, pretending to meditate...

Are you talking about why the kitten came to see Hao Ye suddenly?

Of course not to throw yourself in the arms!

Besides, after nightfall, there was no one around, and the kitten took out his empty earthen jar and spent half a day in a daze. After two years, he decided to write a letter to Tiny Sparrow. I know if Titmouse is married!

So the kitten lay on the bed and wrote a letter to the little tit.

The so-called letter is to draw a cat with four different faces (tits know it), carry a hoe, sweat like rain, and then there is a freehand bird's nest on the kitten's head!

Meaning: I am a kitten, working hard to build our home!

But the letter alone is not enough, there is also a proof, the kitten immediately looked at the jewelry on the dressing table over there, it was full of silver jewelry, even a silver hairpin would be enough for him to live with Titmouse It's been a good year!

The kitten slowly moved over, trying to pick and choose among the pile of silver ornaments, trying to pick out an inconspicuous one, but when it picked up an earring, the door rang, almost lost something, and wanted to escape through the window .

At this time, the door asked: "Miss, are you asleep?"

The kitten breathed a sigh of relief, hid the crock, and quietly opened the door, only to see the new maid, Xiang Cao, trembling, standing by the door with a bitter face.

The kitten swallowed——

A big girl is coming into his house?His kitten is facing the big girl who is as beautiful as a flower, but he still has no idea!

But if you really want to try anything...it's even harder!

"Miss?" Vanilla pleaded, lying on the door, afraid that the kitten would close the door.

The kitten let go of the door and lamented in his heart: Don't think I'm a man!Darkness came into my room alone... It's been two years, and it hasn't happened once, and I have no idea at all?I'm really on the verge of dying?

Vanilla was very happy to squeeze into the room, and didn't notice that the kitten's flickering eyes were gloomy.

She took a few candles and piled them in the kitten's room, and said hesitantly: "Miss, I dare not enter the headman's room!"

This headman must be his "husband", not his "Abba" - Apa headmen like the lively little beauties the most...

As soon as the kitten heard "husband", the beautiful thoughts that he stood at the table and worked hard to build were swept away, and he was completely incompetent.

"The headman said that no one is allowed to enter his house late at night, especially women. He said that people's words are scary, children's rascals... The slaves don't understand, but his guards are not there, and he said he wants candlelight, Miss..."

Vanilla is full of helplessness.

The kitten tilted its head, thinking of a maid who was said to be thrown out of Haoye's room one night, and always thought it was very glamorous, but that kid didn't understand style, don't blame him, kid, he was full of evil thoughts about etiquette and morality.

If it was him... lend him ten courage... I'm afraid it won't work now, the kitten's heart is full of tears of regret.

"Miss!" Vanilla watched eagerly as the kitten was about to cry, and the kitten flinched. He was also afraid of the boy, but he was even more afraid of the woman looking at him like this.

So, after being stared at by Vanilla for a long time, he couldn't bear to say, "I'll help you, you go!"

Vanilla quickly thanked her, kowtowed, and went out happily.That speed makes kittens envious!

As a result, the kitten took the errand and made himself worried.

Holding its chin, the kitten's face wrinkled into a ball:

Not letting women in?

Although he is a man, he is also a woman in Hao Ye's eyes!

To find a guard?

No, the last time I called the guard in the middle of the night, I still called quietly and softly, but Haoye kicked the door open and broke in, pointed at him and said dozens of times in succession: "Women's way, women's way...you should do it if you don't know how to be a woman's way." Know shame!"

The kitten was yelling stupidly.

The poor guard was dragged out and beaten up. If it wasn't for the guard that Hao Ye brought with him, he might have been sent out of Dazhai for a strange charge of disloyalty and immorality?

And the kitten doesn't know what women's ethics and shame are!

He just felt that there seemed to be someone outside, and he thought it might be a thief.

But that Hao Ye stared at him, clearly distorted into his kitten's heart fluttering, restless!