Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Restless?His kitten will not call the guard, he will call Shancha——

The most coquettish woman in the village, she likes to wander around Apa's window when she has nothing to do. He has seen it more than once, the flirtatious, the twisted waist, the flirtatious eyebrows...

When the kitten first arrived, I watched it every day, and every night I lay down by the window and watched, and my soul flew away...

The "poor" Apatou lost his wife in middle age, and was still tempted by others every day. Recently, he met such a son-in-law who talked about "women's morals". I don't know how to "suffer" in the house...

And his kitten is two years old, no—

It's been more than two years, guarding a large number of beauties, dangling in front of his eyes, it's even more hateful that they won't avoid him when they talk privately. Hearing that he is distracted and full of love, he can only grit his teeth and endure it. giggle--

And that hateful Miao Sanniang, who has nothing to do with him, he is a man, a man, not a "sauce meat"——

He could touch him almost to death...but he could only take a cold shower, and now, no matter how exciting he was, he didn't need to take a cold shower...he would not be a man anymore!

Can't think, can't think—

I feel uncomfortable just thinking about it.

The kitten slapped itself with a fan, let down its fire and anger, and suddenly glanced in the mirror. It was so beautiful, but ironically, it was itself turned into a demon!

Hold a tear of sympathy for myself...

Finally, the wind from the bamboo window blows in a bit of coolness and comfort—it feels cold!

The kitten took a deep breath, continued to look at the candles on the table, and stared into peas.

He could hear the guard's voice by the door, but he violated the so-called etiquette as soon as he opened the door to talk to the guard.

Hao Ye said that when speaking as a Fujin, when there is no one to accompany you, you must have someone pass the message when you talk to a man, and you are not allowed to speak if you don't have a message, and you are not allowed to stare at anyone.

Of course, if you talk directly to a man, even if you are of the same status, besides your husband and father, there must be more than four people present after you get married...

The kitten hugs its head in distress!

Finally, the kitten plucked up the courage to steal a piece of suet to make wax, wrap it with a letter to Titmouse and put it in an empty crock.Then he put on his clothes, dawdled to the door, and knocked on it.

"Who?" Hao Ye's voice came from the door.

"Wu Ming!" The kitten lay beside the door, he thought it over, standing by the door would not count as entering the house!

The attendant opened the door and saluted, then went out and stood outside. Since the last incident, the men have kept a considerable distance from him, the eldest lady who doesn't know how to "discipline".

The kitten didn't dare to go in, what if Haoye scolded her for being a woman again.But his eyes were not idle, it was the first time he saw Haoye's study——

It's really spectacular. Except for the gauze curtain with the landscape painting hanging down, the rest are all bookshelves, which line the rest of the walls. In some places, there are many playthings that have never been seen before. Lingnan lychees, some are like Chinese cabbage, there is a grasshopper on the Chinese cabbage, there are strange sails...the inside has a faint smell of ink, it is indeed an excellent place, no wonder you want to sleep here-there are so many babies, don’t keep it How can I fall asleep.

"Come in!" Haoye didn't see the kitten going in for a long time, and was anxious, but he just raised his head slightly to express his confusion.

The kitten regained consciousness, stood behind the threshold, stretched out its arm holding the candle, and passed it from a distance, but it still couldn't reach the desk, so it had to smirk and say, "I'll give you the candle, I won't go in!"

Haoye's face froze, he pursed his lips and did not move, the guards did not dare to go forward to meet him.

"I'll let you in!" Hao Ye's face turned serious.

The kitten immediately walked to the desk, put the candle down, and thought, this is you who called me in, and if you call me Fude again, I will not be polite.

"Sit!" Haoye turned to look at the kitten, thoughtfully.

The guard has put the chair behind the kitten.

The kitten was puzzled. He wanted to leave the candle and leave, but he didn't know what to do when he sat down.But just sit down, this child is very unpredictable, laughing one moment, the next moment is about to kill the head.

The kitten sat on the chair, full of anxiety, looking at Haoye with puzzlement written in his eyes.

"Do you have anything to ask?" Haoye asked with bright eyes.

The kitten stared wide-eyed, shook his head, and said, "I'm here to deliver candles!" Say huh?Did the two of them have something to say?

"Just here to deliver candles?" Hao Ye's smile froze.

The kitten nodded, then looked at Hao Ye, and said almost pleadingly: "I'm going back!"

Haoye's face suddenly lost its tenderness, and he turned away and asked, "What are you going back for?"

What?

Monk Zhang Er, the little cat, was puzzled, and thought to himself, it would be natural to go back to sleep!But when he said it, he still lacked confidence, and said tentatively: "It's dark, go to sleep..."

Haoye rolled his eyes, impatiently: "Are you busy sleeping at night here?"

The kitten nodded, the head man has a baby and can't sleep, but he is a little commoner, his house is surrounded by walls, and if he doesn't sleep, he will guard against thieves?

Haoye turned around and said with a sneer, "Ordinary people are like this too? Just busy sleeping and doing nothing?"

The little cat felt that this kind of argument was wrong, and he could do whatever he could in the dark, so he spoke for his own people: "There is no light at home here, and we are reluctant to use a catty of oil, and naturally we sleep at night. Have a baby! Otherwise, what are you doing in the dark?"

"Say what you just said again!" Hao Ye turned his head, his eyes flickering.

"I said... what did you say?" Kitten wondered if he had said something he shouldn't have said.

"Aside from sleeping, what else do you do?" Haoye asked.

"Give birth to a child..." Kitten carefully answered the three words, thinking that it was right, normal people are like this, and it will be the same after he marries Tiny Bird, right?You can't live without it!

"Having a baby?" Haoye repeated, smiling, leaning over to caress the kitten's leg seemingly unintentionally.

The kitten immediately felt like being shocked by an electric shock and pulled the alarm bell all over his body.

He nodded, feeling guilty, shivering, the questions Hao Ye asked were always too difficult to answer, and he never knew what result would satisfy him.So the kitten's legs stiffened, feeling the movement of the legs, the kitten involuntarily moved its body to the corner of the chair farthest from Haoye, ready to get up and run.

"You..." Hao Ye was about to move closer to ask the next question, when he saw the kitten stand up with a blushing face and said with a sleepy look, "I...it's time to go , Grandfather also go to bed early!"

Before Haoye could say anything, the kitten rushed out of the door and fled in a hurry—talking to Haoye hurt the kitten's self-esteem too much!He used to think he was smart...but when he confronted Haoye, he realized that he had nothing but to flee.

As the kitten ran into the house to lock the door, it was depressed: what do you know so much at such a young age, this old cat always pales in comparison to him, what the hell!Hate smart kids!

The worst thing was that his kitten reacted to being touched like that!

Did she really become a woman?

Hao Ye's face twisted in an instant, and the guard by the door looked away to smile.

Haoye kicked the kitten's stool away, coward, can he run away from the monk and the temple?Sooner or later you are mine!

Then Haoye wriggled on the desk, he has been sleeping in the study for more than two years——

What kind of wife to marry? At that time, he was just a child's talk, and she was so tired of her heart that she really didn't care about throwing him in the study, and she couldn't even give him a step down.Is it possible that he really wants to sleep in the study until he is a kitten and a child?

And the most annoying thing is not the little cat who is old and yellow, but Haoye, who has seen nothing to eat this year, and his heart is anxious!

two years.

Sigh——Looking at the lamp again, Yongming sent a letter from the capital and spread it on the table:

"...Brother Ye, are you Liu Xiahui alive today? Guarding such a bright beauty, but you are sleeping in the study?

You are afraid of breaking your promise and making people laugh at you, but you have to be clear that Wu Ming is ten years older than you, ten years old..."A flower blooms straight to be broken", "Don't wait for no flowers to break branches".

Think about it in your heart, you have to know, beauty, if you don't miss her, someone will help you..."