Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Three months was like white clouds floating, and the kitten seemed to be floating in the clouds for a long time. According to the people in Dazhai, Fujin was even more stupid.

He also went to the Archmage and said, "I think I've been bewitched by an evil spirit. I feel like I'm drifting away recently. Please help me recite the scriptures!" As you can imagine, he slept very soundly on the futon. It is said that he He also coyly called Haoye's name in a dream, as for what else he said, the archmage didn't say anything, and no one knew, anyway, the archmage stipulated that the kitten was not allowed to step into the temple without Haoye's company.

Of course, this does not prevent the kitten from continuing to be in a daze and thinking, that appearance made Wu Ming sigh, everyone said that people in love are like lunatics, but silly cats are like a thinking philosopher——

On the days when the poor kitten was grounded again, it sat by the window every day, looking up at the sky with a poor cat's head and thinking, and then the cat's paw held the cat's head and continued to think in dreams...

From summer to autumn, when golden chrysanthemums spread all over Dazhai's courtyards in enchanting poses, the punishment of the kitten's confinement finally ended on a sunny day, and freedom immediately opened its arms to the kitten. Needless to say, the kitten was very happy early Dimly, he didn't think his belly was any different except that it was a little bigger.

When Haoye went out, the kitten stuffed it into his purse to eat. How could he be content not to walk every nook and cranny of the yard carefully today.So the kitten climbed up and down in the yard for a long time, but after half a day, the kitten suddenly discovered a very abnormal phenomenon——

In the chrysanthemum bushes, he actually saw Wu Ming and Yue Yi flirting with each other, wondering if Wu Ming was stupid?

Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng came to the old man's yard pretending to be relaxed.

"Sitting all the time, I don't feel bored!" Cat's paw scratched his belly and walked towards Wu Ming. This Wu Ming's belly is really scary now, it is said that it has been more than nine months!It is said that the bigger the belly, the bigger the child. The kitten looks at his belly worryingly. Compared with Wu Ming, it is like the enoki mushroom next to Coprinus comatus, and the small one can be ignored.

"My back is sore after standing for a long time, how are you doing?" Wu Ming moved slightly with Yue Yi's support, moved out a corner, and let the kitten sit down.

The kitten sat down without any difficulty, but the cat's claws still imitated swinging to the waist, making Wu Ming purse his lips and smile.

"What are you laughing at?" Laughing at him?Kittens are extremely sensitive.

Wu Ming was about to speak, but Yue Yi frowned and looked at the kitten: "Miss Kitty must be seven months old!"

Miss Kitten?

One sentence almost knocked the kitten to the ground, but fortunately the kitten was strong, and almost gasped for breath: "Hmm..." The cat eyes glared at a certain woman beside him who was covering her stomach with laughter and frowning in pain. .

"Your belly looks like three or four months old, and you don't seem to have grown a belly in the past two months!" Since Yue Yi became Wu Ming's attendant, she has a lot of experience in the changes in the size of her wife's belly.

The kitten immediately looked at its stomach, the more it looked at it, the more it felt that what Yue Yi said was right, the cat's claw couldn't help touching Wu Ming's stomach, feeling that Wu Ming didn't wear much.

"The bastard kicked me again!" Wu Ming said while rubbing his stomach.

The kitten was worrying. Hearing what Wu Ming said, he couldn't help but look up at Wu Ming's stomach, but saw the moon wings on Wu Ming's stomach holding his face to listen to the voice inside. The cat's face immediately turned red: In broad daylight, there are still people !It also makes people sit still.

"Why are you blushing?" Wu Ming asked with a smile while grabbing the kitten's ears.

The kitten pursed its lips, with a pair of cat eyes saying "you are not ashamed".

Wu Ming smiled wantonly, and patted the cat's head: "Silly kitten, although the child in his belly can't see, he can hear us talking. If you touch him, it needs not only Mom to touch him, but also Dad to touch him... …Just touching the belly like this, the baby will feel the love of the parents." Wu Ming's hand was stroking the belly with a smile.

The cat tilted its head: "It's like petting a kitten?"

Wu Ming nodded, smiled happily, and glowed happily: "Well, just like a kitten, if you pet it, it will be comfortable and like you. A baby who grows up in love will be happy, and a happy baby will grow up faster. quick."

The kitten frowned, feeling jealous, the cat's paw touched his stomach and suddenly felt quite lonely, Hao Ye hadn't touched his stomach to caress his baby for a long time.

"What's wrong?" Wu Ming suddenly felt that the kitten was unusually quiet.

"I have something to do!" Kitten stood up abruptly, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was impossible, he had to ask Hao Ye to make it up.

"Pregnant women can't be angry, anger will make the baby uneasy!" Wu Ming added, smiling blindly, watching the kitten raise the corners of its mouth happily, walking towards Haoye's side like a frightened wind, Tun Tun Tongue, one can imagine that Haoye will be pleasantly surprised.

"What is she busy with?" Yueyi raised her eyes in confusion.

"It's nothing, Yue Yi helped me up, let's go over there and sit!" Wu Ming got up, she really wanted to know what happened when the kitten came out of the study.

"Just sit for a while..." Yue Yi was puzzled, but still obeyed Wu Ming's order. San Niang said that Wu Ming gave birth to a child in just one or two days. .

In the study room, just as the crowd dispersed, a cat's head had been lurking for a long time and poked in from the courtyard door, looking left and right. Since his belly has grown, many people outside will look at his belly very interestingly when they see him, it's embarrassing , anyway, he is also a man.

no one!

The cat's hands and feet quickly moved along the garden to Haoye's hut where he rested at noon.

The cat's head poked into the window, and sure enough, only Haoye was doing things with his head bowed. His serious appearance suddenly made people feel very attractive, and he didn't know that when the kitten was in a daze, the evil person asked: "Ma'am, who is the boss?"

"Huh?" The kitten came back to his senses, Haoye had already raised his head and smiled at him, bending his eyes, looking carefully like Wu Ming's eyes looking at Yueyi today, puzzled.

The kitten entered the house, only to hear the back door was closed by a very interesting person, the kitten suddenly felt that he seemed to have come by mistake, why did he feel that the closer he got, the more difficult it was to breathe, he just came...to help the baby to be caressed of……

"Why are you here?" Haoye turned around and smiled, opened his legs, and motioned for the kitten to come over.

The kitten moved in three steps: "Let's go!"

"Where are you going?" Hao Ye stretched out his hand and directly pulled the wobbly kitten opposite him to his lap, every time he came and wobbled like this, sincerely trying to make trouble, he wanted to run away when he was irritated.

"I saw Wu Ming..." The kitten fell directly into Haoye's bosom, with one leg raised high, trying to say that you touched the wrong place, not under the skirt, but above...

"She's going to give birth soon!" Hao Ye took advantage of the kitten's falling posture with a smile.

"Hao..." Ye... the kitten was dizzy, and immediately recalled the scene when he ran into the old man's house and ran into the old man and Camellia. He was so ashamed that the kitten lay half-hanging on Hao Ye's lap, wishing he could hide the cat's head in it. in clothes.

"En..." Haoye snorted, this is the posture that Uncle Shanying taught him, unexpectedly, before he figured out how to use it, the kitten did it first.

"We...we... ah—" Can you change your posture...

The inappropriate sound of the kitten in the yard was howling in the study in the early autumn afternoon, which made Wu Ming, who was waiting outside the courtyard to watch the play, blush, knowing that the kitten would not be able to get out of the study for a while, but luckily Yue Yi was not there , Wu Ming fanned the wind with his fat hands.

Putting down the hem of the skirt, the kitten looked at Haoye's hands helping him tidy up his clothes, and then remembered the purpose.

"Sleep here, or go back to sleep?" Hao Ye planned to make the bed.

The kitten turned its head and just put Haoye's hand on its belly: "Touch!" It is said that this is called stroking.

Haoye was taken aback.

"Touch the child..." The kitten coughed to indicate that he didn't need caressing.

Hao Ye's eyes were dim, and he touched the kitten's belly with his hand, suddenly felt sad, he and the kitten would not have each other's children, thinking that he couldn't help but hug the kitten tightly, in fact, there are no children, it's good to have each other !

"Hao Ye..." The kitten patted Hao Ye puzzled, why he was fine just now, but now he looks like a spoiled child.

"Little cat, let me hold it for a little longer!" Hao Ye buried his head in the little cat's neck, and said in a low voice: "Little cat, shall we be together forever?" It's okay to have no children.

"Okay, our family and our children will be together forever!" The kitten patted Hao Ye back, feeling his nose suddenly sore.

"If there is no child, we will be together, right?" Haoye asked quietly.

"No child?" Kitten frowned, thinking of Yue Yi's words today: "San Niang said, is it a child..." Will something happen?

"Our child is fine, little cat, the child will start a family when he grows up, and he won't be with me forever!" Hao Ye let go of the little cat and smiled: "Don't tell me you have to go with me when you give birth to a daughter?"

The kitten lowered its eyes: "Can't you recruit a son-in-law?" The only-child family always finds a son-in-law.

Haoye had a big head and smiled: "Do you have more children?"

Xiaomao was about to say that there are many houses in Dazhai, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the voices of many people outside. He hurried away from Haoye, but was held back by Haoye, and couldn't help turning his head.

"Tonight...I'll be back..." Hao Ye whispered and smiled ambiguously.

The kitten blushed and gritted its teeth. The bad people clearly wanted him to go out and make a fool of himself. Sure enough, the kitten stepped out of the study door, and saw Uncle Shan Ying and several people coming up to say hello. Seeing him smiling unbelievably, everyone knew what you just said. What are you busy with?

Shyly running away from everyone's sight, the kitten heaved a sigh of relief, and saw Wu Ming basking in the sun. When he saw himself, he smiled so dazzlingly: "Did you let Hao Ye touch it?"

The kitten pursed its lips and looked away, thinking of Uncle Shanying and the others’ smiles, felt awkward. Haoye even touched the place that shouldn’t be touched, but didn’t touch the place that should be touched a few times. He should be ashamed, it’s just Haoye’s few words It made the kitten feel entangled in his heart, like an ominous premonition, which filled him with uneasiness.

"What's the matter?" Wu Ming was puzzled, why the kitten, who obviously loves to giggle, looked sad.

"Will my child die?" The kitten raised its face, its cat eyes were full of fear.

"No! You love him so much." Wu Ming patted the kitten and smiled.

"But I didn't love him at first, and I didn't want him... What if he dies?" The more the kitten thought about it, the more he felt uneasy.

"Don't scare yourself, the child will be fine, the kitten trusts me!" Wu Ming tried to smile.

"I don't trust myself." Because I'm a man!Kitten frustrated.

"Little cat, there is a legend that if a child leaves because he thinks his mother doesn't love him, when he finds that his parents love him, even if he dies, he will come back and become your second child, so you have to believe, As long as you love him, he must still be yours." Wu Ming said, and he didn't know who he was talking about, he was still a child in his stomach, or a kitten, in fact, the closer he was to giving birth, the more complicated Wu Ming's mood became. Especially when giving one...

"Really?" The kitten's eyes widened, full of starlight.

"En!" Wu Ming tried hard to nod.

"That's good." The kitten opened its mouth and was happy again.

But the happiness is short-lived. When Wu Mingye cried out, waking up the kitten and Haoye from the entanglement of you and me, some people said they heard the crow.

Then a servant knocked on the door in a panic and said, "Biao Miss Bailing is about to give birth."

The author has something to say: I have recently become an aunt, and I am busy taking care of my little niece, so I am sorry if it is even slower.