Kitten's Escape from Marriage

Wu Ming's pain started every few hours, and Sanniang said that she couldn't give birth yet, so everyone sat in the small building drinking tea and eating snacks, trying to calm down, and didn't notice the kitten's paws shaking slightly.

Wu Ming's sweat was dripping down, and he couldn't tell whether it was heat or pain. He was supported by Yue Yi and circled around the crowd. As soon as he stopped, he bared his teeth and said to the kitten: "You only know when you raise a child!" Mother is working hard!"

The kitten didn't understand, it just rubbed its stomach and looked at Wu Ming, its heart twitched uncontrollably, when no one was paying attention, it asked in a low voice: "Does it really hurt?"

Wu Ming had already collapsed from the pain. If it wasn't for lying down, it would have hurt even more. She wouldn't practice walking around the yard self-abuse. When asked by the kitten, she felt her head was puffing up, and stared at the kitten with powerless eyes. With a smile in her eyes: "Do you think I look like me?" Does she also want to pretend to be hurt like this?

The kitten shook its head in disappointment, and the cat's claw hugged its stomach, thinking about what the little cat would do in its stomach? "Then why does it hurt?" Wouldn't it bite someone in the stomach?

Wu Ming was powerless just about to find a rocking chair to lean on, and when he lay down, he stood up in pain, and looked at the kitten angrily: "Why does it hurt? He wants to come out, what do you think?" He turned his head and asked San Niang: "What is this?" How long will it take!" She has climbed more than 20 wooden ladders.

"When your pain starts again after a while, you can give birth!" Sanniang was busy ordering people to boil water and make the bed. When Hubei asked, she couldn't help but think of someone who should also have a baby with Wu Ming .

San Niang looked back and was happy.

I saw the kitten with a pale face, with its head tilted, hugging its small watermelon belly, following Wu Ming's staggering footsteps... With its upturned cat's face, Wu Ming couldn't bear to blink the cat's eyes, as if he was giving birth to a baby It seems that the frightened look is really like that.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Sanniang walked to the kitten, only to find that the kitten was trembling, thinking, what are you afraid of, you don't have to have a baby, and picking up a child is for nothing.

The kitten turned its head, its cat eyes staring like copper bells, as if frightened.

"It's time to drink the medicine!" Sanniang smiled at the kitten, while gesturing to Miao Miao in the distance.

The kitten really wanted to ask where the child came from, but who knew that Wu Ming couldn't stand the pain and yelled: "San Niang, I'm in so much pain, why don't you just get a knife and give me a caesarean section, I really can't do it anymore!" ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Take a knife?Cut open the belly...take the child...

The blade of a pig-killing knife immediately appeared in the kitten's mind. It trembled, and when it hugged its stomach, it suddenly burst into cold sweat.

"Three, three, three... Niang Niang Niang..." You really don't want to slit your stomach open!The cat's paw reached out desperately to grab Sanniang's clothes, but grabbed Miaomiao's bowl of medicine and poured it down in a lump, the taste was different from the past.

"vomit--"

The kitten who hadn’t taken any medicine in the past three months, felt nauseated for the first time before swallowing the medicine, squatted on the ground and vomited in a mess, and this vomiting has not been confiscated, and the waves are comparable to that of Wu Ming over there. In labor pain, the two sang together, Wu Ming yelled, the kitten vomited, and the old man turned his head from both sides in anxiety, not knowing where Gu was better.

"Sanniang... ah..." In the chaos, Wu Ming's extremely high-pitched startled sound woke everyone up.

So everyone hurriedly made a group and shouted: "I saw blood, I saw blood..."

See blood?

Lying on the rocking chair, the kitten, who was more sleepy than Wu Ming, who was about to give birth, was holding Hao Ye and was vomiting. Hearing Wu Ming's cry, he was startled, and quickly tilted the cat's head to look closely. Seeing the place where Wu Ming was standing just now, there were blood stains, the cat's eyes rolled over, and it was the first time that he was dizzy with blood!

Then Haoye's side also became lively.

"Miss is dizzy, dizzy..."

The people who had just helped Wu Ming into the room to wait for the delivery swarmed over and surrounded Hao Ye and carried the kitten into another room.

Apa's heart was hanging and falling, and it was so easy to see someone move the kitten into the house, so he wanted to sit down and breathe a sigh of relief, but was scared out of breath by Miao Miao's loud shout from the kitten's house, and his feet One fell over.

What did Miao Miao shout?

In fact, it's nothing, just according to the prior arrangement, I yelled: "Grandma, come quickly, the eldest lady is too late, I'm afraid she will give birth prematurely..."

She was very powerful, the old man sprained his ankle, and the kitten who had just recovered was about to ask, "Is this the way you give birth to a baby?" Miao Le is broken, hahaha, I don’t even have to pretend to be a fake kitten, but I still have to pretend.

Miao Miao washes her hands and first checks her tools, a bottle of incense, a box of silver needles, a bed, a bottle of homemade pig blood and impatiens dye, and a group of dumb maids who have undergone special training for half a year...

Ever since, Yueyi, Apa, Haoye and others outside the delivery room only saw pots of hot water carried in on both sides, and then pots of melted red carried out, and then Wu Ming screamed mournfully, accompanied by the kitten The sounds of jumping feet, as if their tail was bitten, were repeated in the compound, seemingly nervous, but even Apa, who had two children in mind, gradually frowned. The sound of a man giving birth... Thinking about it, Apa couldn't help turning his head and secretly He looked at Hao Ye carefully.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it almost made Appa faint...

He, he, his Apa's son... gave birth to Hao Ye, no matter how nervous this Hao Ye is, but now he can calmly read the account book, and he is so angry that he is mad at him-but what to say, What could he say, he could only turn around and sit angrily, staring at Yue Yi who was outside Wu Ming's house and wanted to break into the house several times, how could there be such a difference between the two sons-in-law.

"Haoye, your wife is giving birth to you..." I couldn't bear it anymore, Apa finally stretched out his hand to block Haoye's book, gnashed his teeth, his eyes made Haoye extremely puzzled, and his tone was very emphatic I said "I will give birth to you", bastard, my son will give birth to you... But I can't say the following words even if I am killed.

Hao Ye raised his eyes, not understanding why Appa was more excited than him, he was also anxious, but he was so anxious that if Wu Ming couldn't be born, the kitten wouldn't be able to get out, and if he didn't read the book, he was worried that he would really follow Yue Yi Wandering outside the witch house.

"In a while...the baby will be ready!" Hao Ye laughed, really not knowing how to act the feeling of a man being a father.

"For a while, for a while..." Appa was trembling when he spoke, and he was annoyed as soon as he grabbed Hao Ye, his son, although he had never raised a kitten, he was the son he rescued from under the eyes of everyone at the risk , He didn't care about getting pregnant by this bastard for some reason, and said it's okay... the baby will be ready in a while?

"Abba..." Haoye's eyes widened, and a trace of doubt and understanding flashed across them.

"Little cat, I will give birth to you again... You, you..." Don't worry, let's do it.

As soon as Apa mentions the kitten, his old tears will flow freely. His cat, his poor child, his little monster child who died before he was born... He has never raised it, and it is also him. Pa's boy!

"Father... the kitten is coming out, I promise it will be fine!" Hao Ye hurriedly put down the book and patted Apa.

"You promise me a fart... Back then, the cat's mother..." Apa's words fell silent, and then he stared at Haoye with red eyes: "Tell me, why did you make his belly big... "The kitten is a man.

As soon as Apa finished speaking, he suddenly found countless pairs of eyes cast on him, and each pair of eyes said: "I have to ask?" The old face was blushed by everyone, and he tried to tell himself that he could forgive him...but Haoye knew it!

"Abba...you should keep your voice down..." Hao Ye had long been quite dissatisfied with this father-in-law's smuggling, but now seeing the old man asking himself, he couldn't help being happy, thinking that you have today, but pretending to be very angry Shyly said: "How did you get pregnant, you don't know? Of course it's...that...that...the matter of husband and wife, somehow it happened!"

Apa blushed even more when he heard it, and hesitated for a long time: "I mean... I mean... I mean..." How did the man break it?Of course he knew that he would get pregnant that way, but his kitten is a son, and a son can have intercourse and have children?The old ancestor didn't say this, but when he opened his mouth, the old man was too poor to express himself, so he could only keep saying: "It means..."

"What did Dad mean?" Hao Ye deliberately opened his eyes wide, with a humble look.

"Daughter... son-in-law... don't you think... don't you think that kittens... are... different from other women...?" Apa tried to express himself with blinking eyes.

"Well, silly! But I really like it!" Hao Ye smiled sweetly, thinking to himself, old fox, you finally know that you gave me a man!I've never seen a man used to marry a bride... Haoye actually admires the old man, this unprecedented miracle made him pick the most special one.

The old man was speechless, his brows were knotted, and he wanted to ask something, when he heard two cries from over there one after another.

"I gave birth—" Sanniang yelled, the old man gave up asking Haoye about the terrible reality of his own son being eaten, and jumped straight to the small bamboo building to kiss his grandson.

"Miss Biao's is a boy, but it's a bit smaller!" Sanniang held a child who was not much bigger than a cat for everyone to see. Apa and Yueyi were so excited that Haoye walked over slowly, really unwilling Seeing the joy of being a father, but still have to smile.

Just approaching, Hao Ye unconsciously leaned forward to take a look, curled his lips, small, wrinkled... sour feeling not very good!

"Missy's is a daughter!" Sanniang came in and came out again, hugged one and handed it to Hao Ye. Hao Ye tidied up his smile, looked down, looked again, and looked again——

How, how... as big as a kitten!

Haoye only felt his head was big and dizzy, and when he thought of the kitten's pitiful eyes begging to be petted, he felt bad, very bad, very, very bad... especially after someone's comparison!

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