HP for world peace

I firmly believe that gods are used to be spurned by mortals.Just like that goddamned time-traveling god, that Egg God pretending to be B, and that rambunctious Merlin.The only person in the world who can worship is Brother Chun.

Ask why, because Brother Xinchun, the effect of the in-situ resurrection state is full is much better than the painfully expensive resurrection cross.Brother Chun is the patron saint of our poor-breasted washboards.Now my mother has evolved into a man in terms of gender. This figure is so flat that I feel that there is no flatter one, only flatter ones.To paraphrase the words of the girl in my dormitory in high school who was full of dirty words: you are finished, the original plain is now a swamp!

Standing among a group of Christians, Little Carrot and I didn't know what to do with the ritual of drinking and drinking between believers and the priest, so we just stood in the corner like a log.

Sigh~ If I believe in God, I must ask God to let my mother's bust be a few more cups.It's a pity that I am a man now, and if I want big breasts, I will only be despised and cast aside by myself. Fortunately, I don't believe in God.Today's swamp makes me move closer to Brother Chun, I feel a sense of accomplishment in manning~ Mouth Hu——damn mutant bloodline!

As a result, after all kinds of ceremonies that I don't know what to do, I finally waited for Li Chengshi.

I also like the officiant's magic stick with the same attribute as mine.

Priest: "Mass is over."

Believers: "Thank God."

After singing the song, I quickly turned into the dark alley with the little radish that fell asleep without hesitation, and apparated back home.In the world of ordinary people, if I don't need magic, I don't need magic. Right now, the sleep quality of Little Carrot is what I care about.

I heard that children who do not sleep well will decline in mental development.

It is said that there is a fine line between a genius and an idiot.

As a good dad, I can't take any chances.

Undressed little radish and changed into pajamas, and put him on the small bed that Sasha had warmed up with the stove.

Oops~ My son is as cute as a little angel~ Good night, son.

I quickly turned off the light and went back to the house to sleep.

Although I was sleeping, my standard nocturnal creature was just lying in bed with my eyes closed and lifting my corpse.In the middle of the night, I heard the movement in the little carrot house next door. It seemed that he got up, rummaged through things, opened the door, closed the door, opened the door of my room, and closed the door of my room again.I quietly opened my eyes and saw his small figure coming in with something, groping around at the end of my bed, not knowing what to do.

What's that at the end of the bed?

I suddenly remembered the red Christmas stockings that were hung up in the afternoon...

Unexpectedly, this child really got up in the middle of the night and stuffed gifts into my socks.I'm wiping off my sweat~ I'm sorry kid, your father and I didn't put a gift box in your socks.

After tossing and tossing for a while, Little Carrot climbed directly onto my bed, lifted the quilt, nestled in, and hugged me.

I said, little radish, why are your little feet so cool? It's so vicious. Such cold feet actually stepped on me to keep warm.

I was thinking with a black thread whether to carry him out or continue to pretend to be asleep.

Tsk~ When he came in, his voice was so soft that a normal person's ears couldn't catch it. He probably didn't wear shoes.I said you didn't wear shoes because you were afraid that the loud noise of walking would wake me up. Now that you step on such cold feet, anyone who sleeps soundly can wake up.So why don't you wear shoes.

I stretched out my hand to hold the little radish, and asked, "Can't you sleep?"

"..." Little Carrot fell silent.

"..." I kept in formation and fell silent.Let us fall into dark sweet dreams in silence.Although my mental strength prevents me from having dreams... Just when I thought he was about to fall asleep like this, he spoke.

"Father didn't put presents in my Christmas stocking."

"..." Why are you so obsessed with socks?

"So I'm here to ask for a present."

"..." It turned out that it was not a sock, but a gift.

"Father, present."

"I said son, go to bed in the middle of the night, I promise you will be able to open the present when you wake up tomorrow morning."

"You promised to give yourself to me."

Son, you are here again, I really admire you.Just don't be so serious about gifts, Dad, I went to the dwarf's territory to collect debts in order to give you a gift.For you, I even robbed the bank, just to prepare for your further education funds early.He even wasted energy giving experimental lessons to those dwarves, telling them the true meaning of being a dwarf.

Besides, the things you labored for me will all be yours sooner or later.

I was afraid that this little radish would make me sleepless all night. I was quick to learn how to coax children, "You will always be my precious son."

"This will always be our home."

"I won't leave you alone again."

So and so, I coaxed him for a long time before he could make a sound, and Xiaoluo finally fell asleep from sleepiness.

This night I was talking about the old orange peel for a long time...

Little Luobo woke up at dawn, and it seemed that receiving gifts made him very excited.The whole koala picked me up like a tree stump, but unfortunately the little one could only hug my thigh.

Looking down at Xiaoluobo's beautiful little face full of smiles, I didn't make a sound to let him go.

Yes, this child is very fun when he is childish~

I picked him up, let him sit on my arms, and took him to wash, dress and comb his hair.Let me touch myself here, I am really a very competent dad!

As soon as I went downstairs, the little radish jumped onto the gift boxes piled under the Christmas tree.Two piles of presents, one his and one mine.As a young flower seller, I was very popular among young girls. After knowing that I had a child, I became more enthusiastic, as if vowing to be a child's stepmother.

Little Luobo was very gentle when he opened the gift bag. No wonder Shushu was tearing up the little girl's clothes as fiercely. He just opened the gift box slowly with a happy smile on his face.

The gift box I gave was only the size of a fist. After finding it and opening it, Little Carrot returned to the dining table and sat down without even looking at the other gifts.I think he looks like a general.Oops.

Maybe I should develop his military ability, maybe he can become a great general, prime minister, military leader or something in the future.

"Father gave me a ring?" Little Luobo sat opposite me and held up a ring inlaid with black gemstones.

"The gift is in the ring, you can find it yourself." I said with a smile.

"Yeah." Little Carrot nodded obediently, and went back to the room with the ring after breakfast.

I calculated the time and he would not leave the room for the whole morning, so I could go back to bed and read a book.What a happy thing this is~ Have another cup of fragrant coffee~ Oh my~ I really admire myself, and I will give you a small radish and black gem set in the future.Black gemstone pendant (makes magic smoother and keeps the mind clear), black gemstone ring (adjustable internal time ratio and perfect defense twice a day), black gemstone earrings, black gemstone crown, black gemstone bracelet, black gemstone wand, The black gemstone robe... so so, I can get a Christmas present for Little Carrot's grown-up.How smart I am!

Back in the room, first tidy up the books on the small bookshelf against the wall, and take out the biography of the adventures of a powerful wizard that I read half of last time.Then I saw the red Christmas stocking hanging at the end of the bed, hanging heavily because the gift box was too big.

It was stuffed with radish last night. This vengeful kid saw that I didn't stuff his Christmas stocking with presents and iced me with his feet.

Picking up the gift from the inside of the sock, I weighed the rectangular gift box wrapped in beige floral patterns in my hand, and it looked like a book.

I tore off the package, and there was indeed a book inside, with the words "Taste of Life" printed on the cover in stylized bronzing.Looking at the exquisiteness of this book, I immediately guessed that it was a philosophy book or a touching story of a great man.In order to confirm my conjecture, I turned the pages of the book.I have to say that Xiaoluo has a good eye for picking books, look at the ink printing is quite beautiful, look at the wonderful declarative sentences and adjectives, the use is really artistic.Look at the color and detail of the pictures, it's hard to find such a top-notch print in this day and age.

But why is the title of the book B and the hardcover book sample so pretentious, but the content is about the practice of meat in various places and the benefits of eating meat, etc. Health information!

This little bastard definitely did it on purpose!Woohoo~~Fatty, my love~You are my Juliet!Farewell to Juliet, my love, though we have been farewell so long...

I grabbed the book with a ferocious face, and I was so strong that I almost crushed the book to ashes.

Sure enough, I should have given him a library of boring historical documents, some black gem set, and the hard work of picking materials, designing styles and blending magic patterns, and making myself so tired.Also, I was afraid that the child would be lonely, bored, and bored, so I specially ordered a batch of toys and put them in the ring as gifts for him.

I wipe!I swear to God that the next time I give him something good, the old orange peel will not be loved by beautiful chicks for the rest of his life, and even the rich old woman will not look down on him, and let him be a bachelor for the rest of his life, and a virgin for ten thousand years aperture!

At the lunch table, I asked Xiaoluo why she gave me a book about meat.

Little Carrot told me seriously, that book is the cheapest...

In the next few days, I passed by the door of the bookstore and saw the notice posted on the bulletin board-"Taste of Life" xxxx from x month x day to x month x day promotion time 6.5% off.

It turns out that my tragedy is that the pocket money given to Xiaoluo is not enough for him to buy books... 0rz In order to avoid such an incident that made my face demonized again, I told Xiaoluo to play chess and games with me and win a reward of 100 GBP.

I held a grudge, so I set a high price, which gave him enough motivation.Then when playing with him, magic dialysis, memory reversal, gene lock, etc., as long as I can prevent him from winning, I will do it!Tell you to give me the book full of pictures of Juliet!

Pocket money or something, I put it in his piggy bank at the end of every month.

Every time I see little radish running away with an aggrieved face after losing the game, I am very happy~ The advantage of raising a naughty child is that you don’t need to persuade him, you just need to wait for him to pack up and pack up Confidence to challenge again, kill him without leaving a piece of armor, see him suffocated, and watch him come back the next day.Hehe~ That big brother said it well: abuse is healthier.

Once a child is abused like this once in a while, the ability to resist blows in the future must be very strong.I believe that if things go on like this, I can really cultivate a world-renowned general!