HP for world peace

Eat, drink and sleep every day, and play intellectual games with Xiaoluobo. After experiencing the experience of seeing who is the first to solve the Rubik’s Cube with 6 sides of the same color, who is the first to lose 5 games in a row in backgammon, who is the real flying champion in flying chess, Kong Mingsuo’s fastest splicing, etc. after the game.Little Carrot seemed to realize that the reason why he couldn't beat me was because the food was different.

After showing me the data records I don’t know where to turn, all of them testify that eating more fruits and vegetables is good for intellectual development...

Little Luobo told me with a serious face that starting tomorrow, he will eat more fruits and strive to reach my height as soon as possible.

hello!If you eat too much, you will have diarrhea. Children should not eat randomly!

I tried my best to persuade him that fruit is not an intelligence potion. It is not that if you eat one, your intelligence will increase by 5 points within 5 minutes, and your magic attack power will increase by 25 points of lethality.Fruit is fruit, delicious and nutritious, and occasionally satisfying cravings.If you eat it as a meal, you will definitely be fused with the fruit gene and become a fruit superman!Believe me son, no matter how much you eat, you won't be able to get the magical effect of intelligence potion.

When he finally had diarrhea after eating fruit for two days, I saw him come out of the toilet with a bleak face. I held a cup of tea and told him a truth summed up many times by the predecessors——If you don’t listen to your father’s words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.

Look, my stomach hurts, I feel uncomfortable, I feel uncomfortable.It has been scientifically proven that fruits have the function of supplementing human vitamins, but they will not improve intelligence.

Besides, you kid is already very smart.Think about what a kid your age is doing on the street?Play marbles, jump grid, play house.

I didn't ask you to be the world's smartest person in the future, why are you so serious.You play backgammon, flying chess, go, chess, and three-dimensional chess with me obediently. One day you will beat me if you understand the chessboard. This time may be a few months or a few years.Although I opened the high-end intellectual brain to cheat, it is also to hone you.When you graduate from my subordinates, at least you can be called a chess master.This is also a world celebrity.

I fed him antidiarrheal medicine, stomach warming medicine, nutritional medicine and other potions, and I asked him to go back to bed and sleep well.Fortunately, he resumed his normal diet afterwards.

Christmas is over, and Little Carrot's birthday is coming.I am worried about how to spend this birthday.

By the way, I racked my brains to think of taking him on a one-day trip to Fairy Tale Village Denmark on his birthday, but unfortunately I even packed my bags and told him to take him out to play that morning.He raised his face from the book with no expression, glanced at me, and said nothing in a dry tone.

"Why?" I was putting a knitted hat on my head, and I looked back in wonder.

"My birthday is nothing to celebrate, it's the day my mum died."

ha? !I am shocked, I am touched, I reflect and I blame myself.

I actually forgot that this child's life was bought with his mother's life, how could he not understand the meaning of birthday when he is so sensible and obedient.The birth of a new life is in exchange for cherished relatives.

"I'm sorry Voldy, I thought we should celebrate the day you were born." I went to hug Little Carrot, and he obediently let me hug him.

"Father, do you love your mother?"

I don't love her, really.Why does my mother love a woman who has no looks and no temperament!I wipe!

But facing the calm cherry red eyes of the little radish, I still put on a gentle smile, and I told him, "I love her, she is a beautiful girl who likes orange-red flowers, she is very quiet and attractive Distressed. I love you just the same baby, you are my relatives, my little angel." The first half of the sentence is false, but the second half is true.Son, your father and I even betrayed our own sexuality in order to give you the illusion that our parents are compatible.I actually said that I love a woman, a woman with no face, no temperament, no figure, and no gems!Scratch the wall!

Raising a child really requires sacrificing a lot of things, such as my sexual orientation... I should love a man.

"Can you tell me about your mother?"

"Of course if you've seen her you'll love her. Remember we met on a snowy day balalbalabala..." I said a lot and said I fell in love with this the first time I saw her A kind girl, she married me because she liked flowers, said that our honeymoon was spent eating blueberries in the French Alps, and said that she likes to eat the biscuits made by the neighbor's aunt... Mary's next door!By the way, who is that girl mentioned earlier!

I have never even been in heat, and I actually made myself a foolish girl in a Taiwanese idiom, got married, and had a baby.

My heart is haggard~ Please, classmate radish, I don’t even bother to pretend, just a livid face, don’t ask any more questions.I was afraid of breaking your good impression of your parents, so I resisted making it up. If you continue to ask, I am afraid that the first thing I will break is my orthodox bg heart.I don't want lace, I don't want lily!I'd rather Brokeback Mountain than lace!

In the end, I was asked by little radish that my face was full of vicissitudes, as if I had experienced the twists and turns of love like Romeo and Juliet. In the end, the heroine of the story was so bloody that she gave birth to a child alone on a midwinter night and had no time to see her beloved husband for the last time. And in deep regret, he was called by God.

Little Carrot said calmly, "When things have already happened, it's useless to regret."

Good son, you can consider a side job as a professor of philosophy in the future.

Little Carrot asked me for a photo after listening to the golden eight o'clock family dog ​​blood ethics love story that I vomited blood.Expressed that he wanted to see the heroine of the story that I had been talking about from the very beginning.

I wipe!Where do you want me to find photos for you!Damn it, my old lady is very comfortable with attacking spells, and I'm just getting started with transforming spells.There is no way to cheat him on the spot.

I said I would go back to my room to get the photos.

When I closed the door, I knelt down, embarrassed.Virgin Mary, hurry up and come down to the world to play a guest role for my son as the mother who returns from the underworld for a day!The one in the white dress, the one who is kind, innocent, compassionate, who likes flowers and little angels, isn't it you?Hurry up, go down, go down, just be my son's stepmother for a day.

After dawdling in the room for a long time, I dug out from the ring a photo I took when I first entered the infinite space a long time ago.If I can get away with it, I can get through it, as long as I grit my teeth, this is his mother, and he can still refute it.

Sitting on the chair, Xiaoluobu pinched the three-inch photo and looked at it seriously.

The woman in the photo has black hair, black eyes, and pale skin, and she is looking at the camera quietly in a white dress.To be honest, when I was a newcomer, I was really scared by the scenes in horror movies.The photo gave me 7 points like a ghost and 3 points still like a ghost.

"How old is this mother's photo?" Little Carrot asked.

I replied, "18 years old..." Mom, I should be forever!

I think my concentration should be very good, at least in the face of 2012, I can drink tea without changing my face.But at this moment, little radish broke my damn calmness with one sentence.

He just looked at a certain part of the woman in the photo, and asked me with a very objective interrogative sentence, "Why is my mother's breasts still not developed at the age of 18?"

What are you doing, look down on poor breasts!Poor breasts are good, pretending to be a man is a piece of cake.Look at this photo, if the old lady hadn't been wearing a skirt, you wouldn't have noticed that she was a big girl!

0rz What is Aijia doing? Why is Mao so sad...

"And..." Little Carrot held up the photo and pointed it at my face, tilting his head and frowning, "You guys look a bit alike?"

I looked at the sky at 45°, gave him a bright and sad side face, and replied in a hazy voice, "This is the picture of husband and wife."

"Husband and wife?"

"My beloved wife..." I continued to sigh in a hazy voice, using all the skills of the Qiong Yao drama I watched back then.The love is deep and the rain is nothing. In ancient times, there was her Yiping who fell in love with Shuhuan and recorded her true love and jumped into the river to prove her true love. Today, I, Vikram.

The one next door to Mary, there are really not many people like me, and this can still be married to my 18-year-old self!That's not how split personalities work.

Just this little radish will make people toss.

I want to mourn my dead wife, don't disturb a man in grief, that dead love is what I want to remember today... I calmly exited, not forgetting to slip together with the photo between my fingers.

Crouching in a small corner of the bedroom, I turned into a monster.

Go to hell, the head of the death group is here to report, old orange peel, you are not trained, I curse you, there will be a strong man to abuse you physically and mentally soon!In the end, it's still NP, the strong men abused you, and I feel happy in my heart!Tell you that you owe pumping, tell you that you owe training!

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As February comes, my flower shop arranges bouquets early, and spends time in the shop with radishes during the day.After closing time, I wandered around the city with Xiaoluobo, and I didn’t go home until dinner time.The time with Xiaoluobo is especially easy to pass.It seems that if someone plays with me, life will be much more fun.

Every day, Little Carrot looks at the girls who come to the store to see flowers or people with a grumpy expression. It is estimated that the girls are very cute.He always likes to come to the store to tease him, although it is often the sharp mouth they give to Xiaoluo that makes him blush.Tsk~ The girls couldn't hide their thoughts, even the little radish could see it.Little Carrot asked me one afternoon when there was no one in the store, "Father, do you want to find me a stepmother?"

"Stepmother?" Finding you a stepmother is worse than finding you a stepdad, just because I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it.Besides, didn't your father and I swear that we would never marry again in this life?Those chicks always bring you snacks anyway, don’t be so vicious with your mouth, I’m afraid they’ll have a brain hemorrhage on the spot and ruin their youthful life at the best time of their lives every time they say something .

"Those women are looking for me in name, but in fact they are here to see you."

"Oh~ let's watch it, let them be intoxicated by the splendor of the widow." Anyway, I have a thick skin and am not afraid to watch.

"...You won't find me a stepmother, will you?"

"Absolutely not. My love has already gone with your mother. My true love is only sent to my beloved wife." While I was talking nasty, a customer came in.

I turned around with a smile on my face, "What do I need?"

"Hi sir, remember me?"