HP for world peace

Xiaosha is actually a beauty, with the unique charm of mixed race.And she is emotional, rational, mature, and capable.From the perspective of ordinary people, this is a perfect girlfriend and the most intimate partner in the future.Even the small problem of pedophilia can't stop her brilliance as the goddess of wisdom and war.

So our classmate Li is a tragedy.With such a girlfriend, how much pressure does he have to bear?

Some time ago, Li came to work with panda eyes on his face. I asked him if he had gotten into a fight.He said carelessly that there were a few brats looking for trouble.

I asked: Why bother you?

He replied: Probably because I think I am very handsome as a Chinese, and those local girls just like my scholarly style, so those brats troubled me out of jealousy.

Little Luobo said: Those female students are blind to like you, a guy who has a bad record of running naked in a snowy night.Absolutely blind!

Then the two began to defend in depth in Chinese. I often lamented that classmate Li used the form of debate so frequently to stimulate Xiaoluobo's competitive personality and gave Xiaoluobo the motivation to learn Chinese.In order to combat this bad English in Chinese, Xiaoluobo often finds Li and Xiaosha to exchange Chinese, study hard to practice pronunciation and grammar.

I'm so happy that Little Carrot has mastered another skill, and has a Chinese teacher in his undetermined career.Looking at such a versatile child, I really feel a sense of accomplishment!

It is said that the scorching summer is coming, the bruises on Li's body are not healed, but it is always spring, which shows that his recent hobby has changed.

I asked: Trouble still not resolved?

He grinned and replied: I am easy to bully the bastards when they become uncles, and I will make them become pig heads one by one.Anyway, I still have a grandpa who is a master of Chen style Taijiquan!

Little Carrot said coolly: After all, I lost the battle.

Then classmate Xiao Li rushed towards Xiao Luobo, Xiao Luobo swiftly ran past me, "I'm going to the bookstore."

Classmate Xiao Li ran after him, "Stop, brat!!!"

Little Carrot looked back at the ferocious face and ran faster.

I watched them disappear at the end of the street, smiling.Thanks to Xiao Li, Xiao Luobo is very energetic every day.

It's nice to be young~~

I looked at the five big boys in front of me, and the Holy Mother made another move, with a healing smile like a lily, "Do you want to buy flowers?"

"Um, are there any lilies?" a young man said in a daze.

"Is it a gift?" I asked again.

"Stupid! We're not here to buy flowers!" Another blond young man gave him a slap on the back of the head, and then said to me, "We're looking for Helmuth. Leo, I heard he's looking for a part-time job here."

I continued to laugh until his eyes began to wander and his cheeks began to steam, and then I said, "I'm his boss, what can I do to my employees. If it's important, I can pass it on."

I heard two young men standing behind whisper their ears, "Oh, shit. This boss is weird."

"You're right man, this boss is much prettier than Sabina."

Good-looking is good-looking, but it's not something children can mess around with.Thinking back, I did it ruthlessly. I think I have learned the technique of dismembering limbs with bare hands. Unfortunately, this is a society ruled by law, especially in an era when the failure rate of limb grafting operations is the highest.I can only dislocate their hands and feet, and pick their faces when they beat them.

Tell you guys to trouble my employees, do you know that you have caused Xiao Li's work efficiency to drop by 5 percentage points, and directly caused the loss of my interests as his boss.

Everyone who is about to graduate from college is still so naive, and if he can't catch up with a girl, he will find trouble with her boyfriend.As far as your virtues are concerned, if Miss Xiaosha really likes one of you, I will dig out Miss Xiaosha's eyes that are not far from blind on the spot and replace them with good eyes with a vision of 5.2.

Besides, our classmate Xiao Li's studies are a bit average, his personality is occasionally lacking, his looks are a bit ordinary, and his body is a bit ribbed. There are many shortcomings, but at least there is one advantage that you can't match!This advantage is that he is a citizen of my celestial dynasty, and my wife protects his shortcomings!

In the end, five human-shaped sandbags were thrown outside the door, and the police rushed over.

Facts show that being a good person is a very important image project. Like me, a small flower shop owner, wearing a beautiful man’s shell, always remember the teachings of the Virgin Mary. We must treat every life in life with the most beautiful smile. one person.Even a gangster who commits all kinds of crimes must be treated with the most sincere heart, and we must believe that our love can influence him~ influence a girl!If you can really influence women all over the world, you should not compete for the promising career of being a Virgin Mary. If there is a war, let a girl with the attributes of the Virgin Mary stand up and influence her. The shells and missiles will automatically retract into the barrel.That is a miracle of time magic!

I don't know if a smile can influence a bloodthirsty person, but I now know that a smile can buy a lot of people.

Five moaning young men lying on the ground accused me of beating them unilaterally, and the neighbors jumped out and said that the widow is so gentle and kind that even an ant can't bear to step on it to death, how could he beat someone with his hands, not to mention the widow is a gentle and tender gentleman How could it be possible to beat five strong young men!

There were different opinions, but in the end my image as a flower shop owner was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and Mr. Policeman took the five boys to the police station for education without any doubt.

I heard a kid say with sharp ears when he was carried into a police car, "What kind of troubles are in this world, life is impossible, a flower shop owner has this skill balabalabala..."

I have the urge to drag that kid back for further education.

Boy, your understanding of life is too shallow.Aijia tells you that life is like a super girl, and the ones who get to the end are all pure men like the widow.I strongly suggest that you go to learn some moves from classmate Li whose grandfather is the master of Chen-style Taijiquan. If you have a good relationship with the revolution, maybe you can get some Sunflower Books through that grandfather.When you master it, Dongfang Bubai will not be able to beat 5 Western Bubai even with Dugu Qiubai!At that time, you are welcome to come to the gym at any time to have fun with me.

So, I asked Xiao Li to work in my flower field afterwards.The physical work tossed him to the point of falling asleep while sweating profusely every day. I adjusted his salary accordingly, so I bought him some supplements to replenish his body.

Xiaosha was very happy. When she came to me, she said that her husband has become more and more masculine recently. His skin is darker and his muscles are stronger, and he walks like a tiger.Just praise me for teaching well balabalabala... Finally, I suggest that I train him to be a Schwarzenegger-like hunk...

Damn, I'm not a trainer in the gym, it would be nice to be able to turn the butter boy into the current chocolate boy.It is said that women are greedy, and you can't be so greedy, and muscles can't be eaten.Besides, what is popular now is weak and temperamental men like the widow who take the route of tenderness, and muscular men are already a thing of the past.

One summer has passed, and according to Xiao Li, under the exploitation of my life-threatening serial jobs, his physical strength has been soaring upwards.After completing a series of steps such as transplanting flower seedlings, loosening soil and fertilizing, etc. under my strict requirements, the coordination of the body has increased by more than one level.With this physical quality, if he goes back to China, his grandfather will definitely arrest him as the heir of Chen Style Taijiquan.He kept his mood happy all summer.

According to Miss Xiaosha's gossip, it turned out that at the beginning of Xia, those five guys who were always making trouble for him were beaten by unknown people and sent to the hospital for 2 months before being discharged.As a result, Xiao Li, who has evolved in an all-round way, bravely rushed forward to bite those boys, and finally became the hero who successfully protected the princess under the evil forces. He was admired by the teachers and students of the whole school, and now they love him even more Plus.

Xiao Luobo, who has already spoken Chinese fluently, often sits in my shop chatting and drinking afternoon tea with Xiao Li Xiaosha in their free time.

The sun is shining outside the store and the temperature is comfortable.I was watering the flowers, and the three of them chatted in Chinese.Little Luobo, who gets along with me day and night, barely had a new understanding of me. Holding a black tea, he said firmly, "(I'm sure my father is not a kind person, he often plays with us, usually we are separated by several days Only then can I realize that I was tricked.)”

"(No way, has the eldest prince ever tricked us?)" Xiao Li asked in astonishment.

Xiaosha, who seemed to be aware of it, guessed, "(How did the little prince doubt it?)"

"(It's very simple, because things always develop in the direction he wants. For example, when he is bored, he will want to play chess with me, and he will increase the weight every time. Now it is already 1000 pounds to win him a game .)"

"(Huge money?! Have you ever won?)"

Taking a sip of tea, Xiao Luobo calmed down, "(Never. Think about it again, he wants to improve Li's physical fitness.)"

"(Yeah, the eldest prince is really powerful, my muscles have been exercised very solidly.)"

Little Carrot glanced at him and continued to reveal the inside story, "(The truth is, one night I saw my father sitting comfortably by the window eating fruit, and he said that he could finally stop working. In fact, he wanted to be lazy.)"

Balabalabalabala... They have conducted a comprehensive analysis of my character, and many of them are smearing me.I know he is still aggrieved by the 758th chess challenge to me yesterday and lost.Now I have made up my mind not to let go when I play chess with him next time, because I am afraid that he will lose face if he loses too badly, and deliberately let him kill a few of my chess, this kind of thing will never be done.From now on, I will torture him at the beginning, and kill him without leaving any pieces!

I remember there is a kind of wizard chess in the wizarding world. The chess pieces on the chessboard are alive, and when playing chess, you can actually smash the opponent's chess pieces with a sword.I'm going to order a set tonight!If you want to abuse, abuse it with a little momentum.

Those few continued to talk confidently because I couldn't understand Chinese, and I continued to water the flowers calmly, occasionally stopping to tidy up the unattractive branches and leaves.They also talked about my personality to when Xiao Li and Xiao Sha will get married, and they will graduate in one year.

Xiao Li blushed innocently and said, "(We're not in a hurry to get married, we have to wait for our parents to discuss the date of marriage.)"

It was rare for Miss Xiaosha to be shy, "(Who is going to marry you, we are just dating now.)"

I calmly held a bouquet of tulips that someone ordered earlier and walked over to wrap the colored paper, stretched my brows and eyes, and raised the corners of my lips to give them the feeling of spring breeze.” (Chairman Mao’s Quotations, Chapter 38, Section 5, Line 27 says, Love not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan. Xiaosha is a female hooligan~)" Laughing.

(°ο°)~@Two adults who were so scared that their souls almost got out of their bodies.

Poof~(>ε<) The choked little carrot finally stopped coughing, and was stunned, "It's really playing with us..."

Classmate Li jumped up and yelled at me, "(Why do you pretend you don't know how to speak Chinese!)"

I continued to laugh, and said innocently, "(Because it's interesting to see Xiao Li gesturing with his hands and feet when he speaks English.)"

0rz This day, three people lined up and squatted in the corner of my shop and continued to collapse...

I shrugged helplessly, the truth is always cruel, children, you must learn to accept the facts calmly.