HP for world peace

When the studious little Sha was trying to figure out what Chairman Mao’s quotations were, I told her that they were the famous sayings of an outstanding figure in the compilation history. It is said that he had a quarter of the Chairman Mao’s head , leading the hairdressing trend of an era.

It is estimated that it will be over half a year when she gets the printed Quotations physical book, but she still has the opportunity to bathe in Chairman Mao’s Quotations, Chapter 38, Section 5, Line 27. Love not for the purpose of marriage is the education of hooligans down.

Then Miss Xiaosha reminded me that Little Carrot can go to elementary school at the age of 7.Xiaoluobo was born on December 12. According to my plan, he should not go to school until he is eight years old.However, the general education starts when children are 31 years old, so I kept the early childhood education of Little Carrot by my side to teach.Now with his ability, he is quite capable of going to elementary school, but I am afraid that he is still a little young.

After thinking about it all night, I pulled the little radish to sign up the next day.What's the matter with being younger? After the magical hands of Sasha, a nutritionist who is known as the most respected by wizard families, Xiaoluobo has grown a lot taller and her body has become stronger.Now it has nothing to do with the malnutrition.Coupled with the fact that I taught the amazing skill of cutting off the feet of children and grandchildren overnight, I don't believe that there will be children in this elementary school who dare to fight with Xiaoluo. Profound meaning millennium kill.

……

Time flies, time flies, and a year has passed in the blink of an eye while I am leisurely drinking tea.

Now the little radish is one year older.

With Xiaoluobo's ingenuity, he skipped three grades in one year, and now he will be in the fourth grade when school starts on September [-]st.

According to Little Carrot's report every night, this year is still very sufficient.He likes the school very much. Of course, I have to say that I have a good eye for choosing schools.I fell in love with this aristocratic school directly from elementary school to high school. It doesn't matter if the tuition is expensive. Now that we have the conditions to choose a good school, don't be careless and go to school with your schoolbag.

His best subjects in school are mathematics, foreign languages ​​and composition.It was not in vain that I gave him a Rubik's cube with a ring, Kongming lock, diamond independent chess and other toys, and I did not waste my chess game with a price tag of 1500 pounds.

At last year's Christmas carol, their class performed on stage, and Little Carrot wore a white dress and sat in front of the piano to accompany him. As expected, all the parents marveled at the kid's ability, and he won the favor of all the little girls in the elementary department. .

Look, look, Dad, what I said is right, learning the piano is really useful.Hahahaha~ You can choose from so many wives!Wow hahahaha~ What surprised me is that Little Carrot has never had a fight with anyone in this year. The only fight was when he stood up and got punched by the kid, and then the kid gave the teacher a slap in the face Dun even gave his father a lesson, and then the child's father brought me to the store to apologize.

I'm so happy to see that little boy, Johnny, I'm so glad to see you again, this time you've been put together by little radish again.Forgot to congratulate you on having a new family. Your father looks very kind. I hope you get along well and have a happy family.For the sake of your physical and mental health, don't play with little radish anymore. I don't know who I learned from, and now she is very black-bellied and always thinks about shady people.Uncle, I usually use cheats to avoid falling into his trap. You have to cherish your life and stay away from carrots.Even if you have resentment towards the radish because of the rabbit, you still have to disperse your ghosts. You really have to cherish life!

Afterwards, Little Carrot talked about the life in school, which is that Johnny always fights with him for whatever he has.Compete for No.1, compete for piano accompaniment, compete for the place in the competition, compete for skipping a grade, and compete for the most beautiful little loli in the third grade.Then Xiaoluo made a month-long trial about my views on puppy love.Since our family has a relaxed family style, as long as he doesn't make himself limbless, I will let him go. But he is not sure about puppy love.

I smiled and watched Little Carrot around me for a month and then told him, if you fall in love early, it’s not a big deal, be gentle to the little girl and be a gentleman, don’t let her parents influence her grades want to pinch you.

With an embarrassing face, Xiaoluo told Miss Xiaosha what an open-minded father he had, and objectively put on the posture of a three-good student in front of Miss Xiaosha and criticized the 81 adverse consequences of puppy love. He went to give a speech Definitely get the most exciting award.In the end, he came to tell me that he would not fall in love early, and leave such a stupid thing to Johnny.

For a moment, I felt sorry for the most beautiful little girl in the third grade. Little Luobo didn't fall in love early.

During his happy and loving primary school years, I brought back a new breed of Himalayan cat, a Siberian sled dog, and a dusky singing eagle from the wild.It has a wide range of searches, thanks to the wizard who invented Apparation, otherwise I don't want to go to bed in the middle of the night and want to go to catch small pets, it would be really hard to go out.

Pets are brought home one by one, but Xiaoluobo has no interest in cats, dogs, birds, and three.On the bookshelf in his room, there is a row of magical creature illustrations, all of which are werewolves, lizard dragons, bugs and so on.

He's driving me crazy, and I've been asking around where I can get him an elf back.When I was busy drawing up a plan to go to the Elven Country at night to kidnap elves, Little Carrot brought back an egg from a spring outing.This egg is very white, very clean, and the size of a goose egg.I suggest that you can add a boiled egg to dinner, and ask Salsa to collect the egg.Little Carrot clutched the egg tightly with an aggrieved face and refused to cook it. He said it was the spoils of the expedition.

The next day I heard that two children in their spring outing team had drowned, and they were rescued with great difficulty.I looked at the little radish thoughtfully.Little Carrot ate dinner nervously under my gaze, pursing her lips with an expression of wanting to confess but being afraid.

That night, Little Carrot came to my bed again in the middle of the night, and he said in one breath that he found a cave under the coast, and he climbed in to explore.The two children who usually see him upset followed quietly. He found the egg in the cave, and then the two children appeared to use violence against him.Then he pushed them off the shore...

I listened quietly, and finally Xiaoluo confessed his crime. He didn't justify himself, and really told me frankly that he just wanted to push them down.

Little Carrot hugged me and asked me if I wanted such a bad boy.

Instead of answering, I said a word.I said: That egg is indeed a seabird egg!

small carrot:……

The next day went on as usual.

Little Carrot put that very precious egg in my greenhouse, and vacated a place to put the egg on a cushion. Every day he went to the greenhouse to look at the eggs.

A seabird is a seabird, it is better than a lizard.

Thinking of this, my eyes are saved, and I don’t need to see those creatures that are harmful to the city’s appearance. Whenever I am happy, I will support the little radish to hatch the eggs.Even went to Knockturn Alley to carry a bunch of books on magically spawned creatures that hatched eggs.

Until Xiao Luobo was nine years old the next year, Miss Xiaosha and Xiao Li’s classmates finally graduated after all the hard work. Xiao Li became a small doctor in the local hospital, an intern.Miss Xiaosha entered the aristocratic school that Xiaoluo attended with honor and became a music teacher.The egg finally showed signs of hatching.

I squatted in the greenhouse with Little Radish all night, and cracks appeared on the white and fluorescent eggshells in the early morning.After the little guy inside worked hard, a triangular... head popped out in my expectant eyes? !

Why is it not a triangular, pointed beak with two small nostrils?I was powerless to hit the ground, and my face was full of cows.Sure enough, something strange hatched out! ! !

In the next second, I had already planned where to dig a hole to bury the eggs, and was about to do it when there was a hissing sound in my ears.

[Daddy~] The voice of the young girl Nuo Nuo came to my ears.

[Who are you calling? ] This is the voice of my own little radish.

【Daddy ~ Hug Nagini ~】

I turned my head calmly, and saw little radish holding a white snake as thick as a thumb... huh? !Has the White Snake finally descended to earth to score twice?I said that kid Xu Xian is really not good, and I fully support you abandoning Xu Xian.But your second brace is my 9-year-old wife?

I continued to calmly stand up from the ground, patted my buttocks, "Let's stew snake meat tonight."

【Wow~~ Mommy is so scary~】

The widow was shocked, and quickly supported the shelf on one side, and stroked his forehead weakly with one hand.Alas~ Sure enough, people are old, and the years make people old.The white lady is still chanting scriptures and chanting Buddha under the Leifeng Pagoda, how could she come to my house through time travel?It must be the reason for staying up late. I am not feeling well. Go back and have a rest.

Came faintly from behind, 【Daddy, Mommy ignores Nagini, is Nagini not pretty enough? ] I closed the door of the greenhouse, then rushed to my room, lay down, pulled the quilt, good night.I shivered all night.Reptiles are scary...

When I got up early the next morning, I was calm again.Sitting at the dining table, he watched the snake whose whole body was soaked in milk for a long time without making a sound, and kept stuffing cherries into his mouth.During the period, I endured the reptilian creature writhing and yelling at me 45 times.

Little Luobo loves this little thing very much, and I have never seen him treat cats, dogs, birds, and three so well.

"Father, this is Nagini." Little Carrot introduced to me.

"Snake stew." My eyes flashed coldly and I suddenly looked up.

"..." Little Luobo choked hard and said, "No, this is my pet."

"Snake soup."

"Nagini can communicate with me, I like her very much."

"Steamed?"

"Father, listen to what I have to say." Little Luobo jumped out word by word with a vein on his forehead.

I stopped the movement of the cherry in my hand, I was aggrieved, "Then ~ grilled on a skewer?"

"Nagini is not food, it's my pet. And father, you can't eat meat!"

No, no meat!

I fell to the ground and choked silently.This unfilial son, this unfilial son!Woohoo~ My Juliet, why did you leave me so early, without you my life is dull!

"Father, father?" Little Carrot startled me.

who I am?A person who can face 2012 without changing his face and drink tea calmly, but he can't eat meat! TAT…

I got up as if nothing had happened, and I praised Sasha who was standing in horror at the door of the kitchen solemnly, "Sasha wiped the floor really clean~"

Sasha went back to the kitchen stiffly with a hellish expression on her face.

Little Carrot has fierce eyes on her pretty face, "Please don't play tricks!"

My old lady never plays tricks, I only play big swords!

Sitting back at the table upright, I smiled soothingly, "I don't like reptiles."

Little Carrot nodded and said, "Nagini is very beautiful."

I squinted at the thin creature soaking in the milk bath on the plate. It can be summed up in one sentence, exquisite and cute.The white scales reflect a light silver light, and there are a pair of round golden vertical pupils on the pointed head.

Well, it can be seen that it is a beauty snake.And it's a magical creature!A mysterious creature with a suspected dark attribute!

I suddenly felt that I should thank him for not bringing Paleman back to me. If a Paleman emerged from the egg, I would probably go berserk on the spot and let 2012 advance a century, let Xiaoluo feel the momentum of 2012 in advance!

Now what I should think about is not the question of whether to raise snakes, but why the little radish can communicate with snakes.This ability only exists in the elves. Due to the intimacy between elves and nature, the blood has the ability to communicate with some animals.Is little radish really my son?

I looked at him awkwardly.

The more I look at him, the more I feel like him.Look at the jet-black hair, look at the cherry red eyes, look at this delicate face like an elf.The little girls who came to the shop told the truth, Xiaoluobo is more beautiful than his father and me, I should give him a sealing ring for this level of evil, at least it can suppress the magic power and make his appearance more ordinary.

In fact, this is my son!Yes, yes!

My son ah ~ ya!This is my son, for sure!It doesn't matter who his real parents are, anyway, this son already belongs to my family!

"Father, Nagini calls me Daddy."

"Oh."

"Nagini wants you to be her mother."

"It's really a snake soup tonight." I smiled and looked at the reptilian creature that was trying to hide itself in the milk.Let the damn out of the shell see is the biological habit of the parents go stew!My old lady has no interest in being a reptile's mother!

[Father can also talk to snakes? 】

I looked up at Little Carrot, [Yes. 】

In fact, if we are pulled out, no one will believe that we are not father and son.My heart is full of joy ~ son son son ~