HP for world peace

Holding the book of the dead in human skin that I found from Taobao in Knockturn Alley, which is full of black magic shops, I stared at the French words on it, holding my chin and holding the cosplay group, thinking.I don't want to think about anything else but I want to give Little Radish a grand and powerful name.

The reason why I want to change the name of the little radish is mainly because I took the little radish to buy clothes yesterday. I picked up the clothes and called Tom to come over to try on the clothes. It turned out that I got not only my own little radish but also an uncle with the same name.I said uncle, I didn't call you you, you fucking ran over to make trouble, be careful, my old lady put you in a wooden box and filled it with cement to sink into the cesspit.

At that time, I was stunned by the flattering face of the unknown passer-by uncle, his cheeks puffed up.

This is the tragedy of the name of the vegetable market. There is more than one response to shouting on the street.

Since I want to change my name, I should change it to a better one. Just like my name, the connection with the World Magic Network is immediately close.It is very distressing for me to choose a good name. If I want to change it, it is still in my world without wizards and gods.

Because I couldn't think of it, I turned the book and looked through a lot of books to find inspiration.This Human Skin Book of the Dead is my latest collection and the last one I can flip through. It is not a book of the dead in the usual sense, but a sealed book of black magic compiled in French.That is, black magic props, evil, uncontrollable, and full of curses.It was compiled by a powerful French wizard, who made a cover from his own skin after death to keep out evil spirits from leaking out.

All in all, it's still a very strong book and worth collecting.

Brother Chun bless me to find a good name, otherwise I will cruelly change him the name of the protagonist on the top of the undead halo——Harry Potter!

Line by line, the eyes finally stay on a short sentence - VOLE.DE.MORT.

Death flies, flies away from death.

VOLE. DE. MORT, VOLE. DE. MORT, VOLE. DE. MORT, Voldemort.

This name is really good, a life-blessing spell, which means eternity.

He found Xiaoluobo to discuss the name change with him, and he nodded and agreed without hesitation.It is estimated that he has resented his farm name for a long time. I don’t know how many embarrassing things he has done when someone called Tom on the circuit and turned back on conditioned reflex.

Little Carrot was very satisfied with Voldemort's new name, and both of them were satisfied. I quickly changed the name on the household register.According to my idea, Tom.Marvolo.Riddle, the middle name is removed, and the surname of the heartbroken man who abandoned his wife and son is also removed. Such a worthless surname is absolutely not allowed.It's just Voldemort, a name that doesn't need a surname.

A board of bricks settled the name.

Then Xiaoluo’s room was tidied up, and the days began to settle down.The only thing that has changed is that I have changed from being a loner to carrying an oil bottle everywhere.After I started introducing people I knew with "This is my son," I noticed a huge increase in the frequency of teenage girls coming to my store.

Is it true that in this world Shotacon is a common breeding creature? Girls always come to give small snacks and small gifts. It starts with "Voldy is such a cute child" and ends with a little radish as the object of the gift. She blushes and leaves, Even the things I brought with me are much less.

Damn it~ You guys can't do this even if you are too controlling, you can't show it so clearly that you are interested in my little radish, be careful, I will sue you wretched boys!Look at my little radish's tangled face when he receives gifts every day, and his complicated eyes sweep back and forth between my face and the gift. If this child misunderstands me and I want to find him a stepmother, it's all your fault!It takes a lot of energy for me to take care of a child, and if I want another difficult girl, I might as well cut seppuku.

Turning back, it is actually very difficult to fool Little Carrot, this kid thief is definitely not a character that can be coaxed.Although it's the same as an adult, it's good for the child to be smart, so that he won't be afraid of being abducted by the strange millet while walking alone.Lest Wei Shushu leave an indelible shadow on his fragile boy's heart, and then after he got rid of the stomachache of the orphanage's headmistress, he fell into the obscene boy's magic barrier of Wei Shushu, and continued to twist and twist, Finally, one day, the world peace will be destroyed...

Wiping the sweat, it is better to teach this child the tricks of self-protection earlier, this child looks beautiful, and it is almost a matter of nailing the iron when he encounters a strange millet on the road.I don't ask him to learn all my martial arts routines, at least to the point where I can pick up my legs, kick my eyes, claws, and insert Konoha's ultimate secrets at will.

With a training draft in his belly, he stared at the little figure squatting in the flower field weeding.That child seems to like flowers too~ The little radish suddenly stopped moving, and the small shovel in his hand stopped there. Suddenly he grabbed something and ran over, "Father, what is this?" The one is the goblin who lives under the flower field, with a wrinkled face and half the size of a palm, my loyal garden engineer.

"Kobold, house god, goblin, can also be called garden engineer. They serve my garden, and I give them a place to live. They are very useful and can always take care of the flower fields." I replied with a smile.

Little Carrot looked at the gnawing goblin in his hand, and looked surprised, "I've never seen them before."

"They live mostly in Germany, not so much in England. And they only live near wizarding houses."

"They take care of the flowers?"

"Of course, they are very capable, and the flowers will grow healthily under their care."

He grabbed the goblin and squatted back, and observed the goblin's work process.Let him play and call him back to the house. After all, he is not a cold-resistant plant and can play with a snow quilt in this snowy day.

According to the rules of the past few years, I will give myself a holiday in December when there are no flowers in the eyes of ordinary people. I will leave it for two months and reopen it at the end of January of the following year.It's the holiday season and I have all day and all day to spare.

With little radish here, I don't have to just read books to pass the time, I can give little radish lessons and teach him magic.A copy of the Hogwarts-specific textbook "Standard Spell Beginners" comes with a wand from Knockturn Alley as a bonus.

With the Ministry of Magic's monitoring traces used to detect underage wizards using magic outside of school permanently blocked, we sat by the window of the study and began to study.

Before I started, I was quite unsure. After all, I was a half-way monk without professional training, so I might not be able to teach well.Especially teaching a child who is only 6 years old.

At the end of the day, I was relieved and found that it is not difficult to teach children~ I must have the potential to be a teacher~~ la la la ~~~... I am crazy.I am a person who hates children and is not optimistic about the profession of teachers. I actually think that I have the potential to be a teacher... At that moment, I suddenly realized that my insanity was so severe that I was so insane. The super-superior memory is still super-superior The ability to absorb knowledge is still outstanding. Voldemort, the first student, is really an amazing person...

Little Carrot is very hardworking in learning spells, I am very satisfied, I like people who work hard.People who work hard always succeed.

It took him three days to look up the dictionary and memorize "Standard Spell Elementary", and then he spent a week asking me about specific knowledge, practicing one spell every day.Little Carrot is still young, I don't know if his talent is considered high or not, but his magic power is still very small, and the low-level spells that he had to practice for half a day have been completely exhausted.

Classwork has begun, and physical fitness exercises cannot be left behind.Morning jogging is a daily compulsory course, plus a set of boxing techniques for strengthening the body.

Little Carrot is not as obsessive as ordinary children. Give him a book and he can be quiet for a day.I spend all my spare time studying cooking, because I have a child who is growing up and needs nutrition, unlike me who can live only on fruits.

My old lady has lived for so many years and needs to cook by herself. When she was still an ordinary student, she would occasionally go into the kitchen to boil water, make instant noodles, make dumplings and cook glutinous rice balls.In fact, my cooking skills are only at this level. If I cook 4 dishes and 1 soup with cadre-style meat and vegetables, it’s like floating clouds. If I really cook it, I must be possessed by the Chinese little master.

Is it easy for me to raise a child?

Cooking is physical and mental torture for me, and it should be torture for the little radish who eats my poison-like meals every time.Although he finished eating without changing his face every time he ate.

What a considerate child, he must have eaten all of it because he was afraid that I would be sad.In this regard, I once again pay great respect to his endurance skills!

After being tormented by the ingredients and tableware in the kitchen for two days, I decided to find someone who can cook a big meal and come back to cook for the radish.

Omnipotent and omnipotent Knockturn Alley~ You are such an amazing place~~ From here, I brought back a house elf who is omnipotent in housework and claimed to be the champion of the Ten Best Ten Perfect Cooking Competition. The food is delicious and delicious, and I swear I was relieved to see Xiaoluobo's paralyzed face.

... Well, I'm an adult, don't be serious with children when I'm a lot older.

The little radish ate with relish, and I nodded and smiled at the little elf standing by, "You did a great job Salsa."

"The master is saying that Sasha is doing well~ Sasha is so happy~~~~" The elf seemed to be so happy that she could float up and went to the kitchen in a daze holding the tray.

I continued to smile and put my meat on the radish's dinner plate.

"Father, you are picky eaters." Little Luobo pointed out seriously.

"..." I smiled.

Little Carrot looked at me with an expression of "This is very wrong and should not be done. You can't do this. You are a crime." I calmly ate a plate of fruit on the table that I strongly demanded, and then stood up calmly. "I'm full." Leave.

(￣▽￣#) Xiaoluotou looked at me like this and exited.