HP for world peace

I've been annoyed lately, and yes, that word that hasn't haunted me since I left Space of Infinite Horror is now on my head.

For the past seven years, I have grown flowers, read books and chatted with ordinary people every day. I have lived comfortably and comfortably. I don’t have to worry about my lack of skills, how to pass the next horror movie, and how to squeeze points from that stingy big egg. Don't worry that the flowers in the flower shop can't be sold, the flower field is too big and there are too many flowers, men and women who secretly send eyeballs come to force marriage.I was free for seven years, and now, Merlin's old orange peel is giving me a big problem.According to the old orange peel, the little monster that will blacken into an ultimate body in the future beats Bumpman to death and then gives the peaceful earth girl to XXOO, which is what annoys me.

I said that I am an orthodox elf, but I can’t eat meat. Elves are evil and can only eat fruits and fruits.Do you, Little Luobotou, think that my wife doesn’t like meat? Tell you that my wife loves meat, especially, and also wants to eat meat.Especially after becoming an elf who can only eat fruit and only digest fruit, the resentment towards meat is increasing day by day.

There are bad consequences for the elves to eat meat. It is small to vomit until the stomach bag turns out. The main thing is the abdominal pain immediately after vomiting.This pain is really scarier than a visit from my aunt!

I tried it once, and the pain was so painful that I was unconscious and unconscious. As long as I have a long brain and a memory, I will never try it again.Not being able to try is a problem. I hide from the meat and force myself to see it, but I don’t see it. It’s very problematic to add meat to my plate every day with radish.

Amitabha, the poor Taoist has already transcended the human way, the old monk is no longer a person who can eat meat, and the Aijia is just a vitamin absorption machine. The widow deeply remembers the [-] Buddhist teachings of the Western Paradise that do not eat meat. Xiaosheng aspires to be a vegetarian who unswervingly loves nature and protects animals. My beloved son, Mr. Carrot, no longer needs to persuade his father to eat meat. My mother, I really don’t want to eat meat~ I want to eat meat! ! !

Sitting in front of the window and thinking about the battle between heaven and man for a long time, the result is "I want to eat meat"?

I held my forehead weakly, and then began to twist my face to hypnotize myself.I am an orthodox elf who is close to nature, loves flowers and trees, hates blood and hates meat products. The meat has a terrible smell that makes our elves sick (in fact, the barbecue is very fragrant), and I can’t eat it (it’s okay to chew it or not to swallow it) , like consuming the potent emetic balabala...

Finally, when my face was so ferocious that it could instantly kill Bumpman's powerful fright, there was a knock on the door.

"Father, it's time for us to have dinner." Little Luobo opened the door and came in.

I quickly adjusted the expression on my face, turned around, and smiled, "If I remember correctly, we only had dim sum half an hour ago."

"Actually, father, you haven't moved a single bite."

I'll have a bite if you don't snatch the carrot carving garnish from my plate.

I stared deeply at his expressionless little face, and gave him a bright and sad profile in the light from the window, "Voldy..."

"Here I am, Father."

"Don't force me to eat meat anymore, okay?" My old lady is really going crazy with you.

"You're picking on food."

"..." Don't use the word picky eater to provoke me!

"We need to know that there are many people in the world who are starving. They may have no job, have suffered disasters, been plundered and oppressed by barbaric outsiders, and other reasons. They do not have enough food, no income, and no hope of survival. Can starve to death balabalabala..."

If you give me a mirror, I'll be able to see myself stunned when I destroy the elegant image of the elf.Looking at the eloquent little radish, I once again realized that this child's precocity has gone beyond the simple range of "playful and willful" and "sensible".He actually gave me a pole vault and directly reached the height of thinking about the food and rise and fall of the world.

I think when I was a little kid like him, I was still digging sand pits to play in the sand pit. The most profound question I could think about was how to fool the parents if the textbook was accidentally torn.

In order to reward the child's intelligence, I took out the textbooks "Standard Spells" for Hogwarts spells from the cabinet under the bookshelf, and stuffed them into Little Carrot's arms, "Voldy, knowledge is always endless." Yes, the beauty of it is that just when you think you know enough, you discover a new field to study. Can you see that?"

"Magic is indeed wonderful."

I watched the little radish happily holding a pile of books and leaving with satisfaction.In the next few days, I got the leisure as I wished. Xiaoluo got the new textbook and was studying hard every day. I didn't have time to care whether I ate meat or vegetarian.

Sitting lazily by the window, with my legs crossed and a cup of black tea in my hand, I am in a happy mood looking at the elegant snow scene outside the window.Looking back at the calendar hanging on the wall, there are big circles on it to show that Christmas is approaching.No matter how incompatible the Western New Year is for me, I can't pass it casually this year. In view of Xiaoluobo's enthusiasm for learning and for my personal safety, I decided to give him a bookcase of books.In this way, he will probably be able to forget about "eating meat" for a long time.

Life always tells us a truth, we have such or such a great or beautiful wish since we were young, but the reality always advances the exciting part to us in advance, when we are paralyzed and careless, the cruel reality will be It will bring us a blow beyond regret.

So, I ate the little radish and served it. Salsa, who is said to be the champion of the Ten Best Shiquan Cooking Competition, specially prepared for me a fruit dish that added milk, honey and starch to ensure that the taste is directly proportional to its attractive appearance. .I really ate it up with a big appetite for the rare fruit meal with such a good taste, and the little radish watched me finish it.

I was so happy that my smiling eyes finally came to my senses, and I stopped chasing me to read long argumentative essays about "it's shameful to be picky eaters".It was only when I felt my stomach tumbling and vomited with my face pale against the wall that there was nothing in my stomach pouch that I really realized.The stamina of his little bastard is not comparable to that of ordinary people. He is planning to move and then premeditated. He will not give up until he achieves his goal.I actually still eat what is in his hand like a SB!

Enduring the sharp pain in the abdomen that pierced the nerve endings, I suppressed the urge to immediately fall to the ground and pretend to be dead, and forced a smile to the flustered little carrot, "That's why I said I don't eat meat, I have a severe discomfort reaction to meat. "

Hey, little radish looks like a child now, her eyes are red like she has been frightened, and tears can fall down at any time.

The slightly prettier complexion I raised for me will be paler than a ghost, as if it is not me but him who can faint at any time.

Standing up slightly, I said weakly, "Voldy, can you help me back to the room, I want to lie down."

Little Luobo's nodding and strength can't hold me up, I rely on him to lead me the way when my eyes are dark, so as not to crash into a wall.

As soon as I took a step, I became even more dizzy, and my vision became black.Then what……

Then when I woke up again, I was already lying on the bed in my room, and it was the evening of the next day.The pain in the abdomen was no longer felt, and the resistance of the body disappeared.

Little Luobo, who seemed to be by the bed all the time, saw me waking up and asked nervously, "Father, how are you feeling?"

"I'm fine." I raised the corners of my mouth to give him a familiar smile, and slowly sat up with my palms propped up, "But you, Voldy's complexion is very bad, haven't you slept all night?"

"No, it's nothing..." Little Luobo pursed her lips, her expression still stubborn.

"I made you worry, go back to your room and take a rest, children will not grow taller if they don't get enough sleep." I really admire myself more and more, how can I still laugh like a virgin.I think that when I ate meat for the first time and lay down for two days with abdominal pain, the first thing I did when I got up was to beat up the military adviser who recommended my elven blood.The pain of farewell to the meat cannot be appeased by three or two strokes! ! !Hurry up and go back to the room, go back to the room, child, now as soon as I see you, I want to replace your eternal Christmas present with boring history books and rolls of parchment after reading it! ! !

Under my sacred smile, Little Carrot's expression changed as follows, stubborn, expressionless, lost, and the corners of his mouth dropped.The last bear hugged me and cried loudly...

"..." I said kid carrot, I didn't scold you, spank you, and put you in confinement, what are you crying for?Please don't let my old lady get entangled in these confusing questions. Well, I really don't know how to read minds. If you don't like it, you can just say it.It's not kind to tear my shirt like this!Think about Sasha, who works for us wholeheartedly and is known as the best in ten things, and she is indeed the best in ten things. She usually cooks for us, cleans our house, repairs our furniture, and provides us with the most considerate service. Do you feel free to add her more? Do you wash one more piece of clothing because of your inexplicable workload?

"Woo ~~ I'm sorry for my father ~ oh ~~ It's sad to hurt you ~~ Very painful look ~~" The child buried in my chest and was committed to drowning my shirt with floods. crying.

Feeling the dampness and heat in my chest (I want to squat in a corner to reflect), my brain went blank, and it took me a long time to realize that this child is caring about me, right? For a long time, no one cared whether I was injured, sad or tired. The world where old people leave and new people come in at any time, seems to be far away from me.

Wrapping my hands around Little Carrot's small body, I put my chin on his smooth black hair, "Good boy, I was so moved to see you when I opened my eyes ~ thank you baby." Although I was not moved before, but now I was really moved.My child is fine~ "Okay, don't cry." He took out the little radish buried in my arms, his face was red from holding back, and he quickly wiped his tears with his sleeve.He turned his face away in embarrassment, lowered his head and wiped it quickly.

My child looks shy like a small animal, so cute~~

The aftermath of the continuous up~up~ of the level of mood happiness is that the more you look at the radish, the more pleasing to the eye.

Tsk tsk~~Look at these eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth, he will be as handsome as his father and me in the future!