phantom hand

My name is Benben, and I am a purebred bulldog. My ancestors can be traced back to the British royal family in the 14th century. At that time, people liked to ask my ancestors to tease the bulls and then bite them until they bled.What a cruel job, luckily I was born late.It is said that my ancestors were very brave and good at fighting, and I think so, otherwise they would have been driven to the sky by the angry bull, and they would have no chance of getting the title.Oh, I forgot to say, actually I am a nobleman, please call me Tatrun.sir stupid.

The nobles are always at the top, because the poor are always in the majority.They are stupid, dull, and even ignorant, such as the stupid lion in my master's house.The name Niu Niu is very clever and cute, and it doesn't suit her, so I decided to give my name to this poor poor man.

I was already so generous, even reluctantly licked that stupid dog when the "woman" sent me back, why did the master abandon me?Is it because I gnawed on the wall?Monopolized the sofa?Don't like being roped around downstairs?No, I don't believe it, it must be that poor man who slandered the master, and my secret of eavesdropping on the wall at night was discovered!

That is the only hobby left in my life like plain boiled water, woohoo!

I always knew that stupid dog was jealous of my strong body, sharp eyes, good genes, especially my ugliness exuding a strong sense of beauty, that was a state... Aww!

The day I was sent away, the little master was reluctant to part.But I know that I can only be the second in his heart, and the first will always be the great master, the poor righteous father!So I hate nepotism!

When we parted, the little master rubbed his face against me: "Stupid, you have to be obedient when you go to Shenzhen, don't bite the wall, don't chew on the sofa, don't snore at night, and don't sneak into the bedroom without sleeping..."

In fact, I didn’t quite understand what that meant, but I felt blocked, as if I hadn’t eaten for several days, so I stuck out my tongue and licked him, carefully licking his eyes, nose, mouth... Uh, that’s all. So far, because I was grabbed by the back of the neck by the big master and thrown into the cage.

I don't know where I ended up, I fell asleep several times during the long journey.In the dream, the big master and the little master were still the same, arguing and gnawing every day, and finally hid in the quilt and fought.I'm actually very curious about the winner or loser, but I can't find it every time.Sometimes it is the little master who blushes and smiles, and sometimes it is the big master who is smoking a cigarette dejectedly, woo, it is so hard to tell.

I finally met the new owner.But it's strange that there are two new owners.But which one is the big one and which one is the little one? It's hard to distinguish the age of human beings, so I decided to classify them according to their body shape.

The little master is very kind, gentle, beautiful and discerning. When we met for the first time, he hugged me and said, "It's so cute."

The master is very irritable, rude, embarrassing and has no appreciation at all. When we met for the first time, he pointed to my nose and said, "This is too ugly! Why did Li Chuang send it here? Do you think we are too happy together?"

I decided to temporarily put down my self-cultivation...to bite him.

After that, the big master looked at me with resentment in his eyes, and I doubt that he would jump over and bite me back at any time.For some reason, I always feel that the great master has a similar aura on him.

The new owners live a very regular life. During the day, the young master will go to work, and the big master will go to work with the young master. After six o'clock in the evening, the two come back together.Then I will eat, eat fruit, watch TV, and surf the Internet.That net is really a good thing, because I can always hear the former owner's voice through it.Could it be that my two masters are actually relatives?

I like to eat, sleep and eat, because that is in line with my noble status.And I also like to explore some gossip or secrets, and gossip is always a pastime for nobles.

For example, the little master's father doesn't like the big master, but the little master's mother is very gentle.

Another example is that the big master always likes to throw the little master into the sofa, groaning and rubbing against each other.

Oh, I almost forgot, there is another strange thing that I discovered.That is, although the former little master and the current little master chat on the "net" every night, the former big master and the current big master don't know each other!

It was a very ordinary night, the two young masters were chatting as usual, and suddenly the voice of the former young master came from the "net", "By the way, why do we keep talking and not video?"

Now the little master thought about it and said, "Let's forget it."

The former little master quit: "You don't miss me at all? No matter, I don't even care about you."

Now the little master seems to want to say wait, but the "net" suddenly fell silent, as if something was broken, and then there was a beeping sound like a phone, and now the little master seems to be hesitating whether to answer the phone, but It seems to have finally picked up.Unexpectedly, the current master suddenly rushed over, knocked the young master away, and then posted it on the Internet by himself. The former young master seemed very angry, because he would only scold when he was extremely angry: "I fuck you, Ai Gang. You want to scare me to death with such a big face!"

Uh, now the name of the big master is so ugly.

"You still have the nerve to scold me? You don't know how to do things? What if you want to change back to your mother? I don't want to talk to you..." After that, the big master didn't go on, I sneaked a glance at the young master pinching her his thighs.

The former little master was definitely not reconciled, but he seemed to be suppressed by the former big master.Because soon the voice of the former master came out on the Internet: "I'm sorry, Qing Yu, little bastard... Uh, you are?"

"Little bastard?"

"Oh, heh, I said my child."

"Ah, haha, well said well, my name is Ai Gang, I don't know you yet?"

"Han Mukun."

"Nice to meet you."

You see, the two big masters didn't know each other.But it seems that the current master likes the former master very much.This is another question worthy of discussion, oh, human beings are so complicated.

The former little master is still scolding: "Get out of the way, old bastard, why are you always pressing me down, hey, where are you touching, my fucking video is still connected-"

The former big master certainly didn't want the former and current young masters to make that so-called "video", I can feel it.I figured they must have started fighting again.Now the big master has decisively turned off the "net", I don't understand, is it because he is afraid of being accidentally injured?

However, the former owners are still in good health and spirits.

Me, Tatrun.Sir Stupid, I am very pleased with this.

——20XX.9.17 Noble Tatrun.Sir Benben occasionally felt something when he was riding the waves on the beach of the South China Sea, so he remembered it.Cover claws!

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