Battle of Applen

The members of the "Captain Don't Shoot It's Me" guild found a serious problem, so serious that they had to discuss it in groups.

Member A: "I said, 'It's me' brother, why did you choose this name for Mao!!"

Member B: "This is also my doubt."

Ji Ning: "In response to our club name."

Xiaolou: Butterfly: "Actually, it's just to respond to the captain, oops~~Please feel free to fall in love~~>__<!!"

Captain don't shoot: "Because it's a combination of two swords!"

Member C: "Isn't it a combination of cheap and cheap?"

Ji Ning: "Go to hell!"

Captain don't shoot: "It's fine if the pronunciation is the same~"

Ji Ning: "Captain, you really don't have a clue."

Captain don't shoot: "No, my head is fine~~ I'm not short of weight~~"

Members: "..."

In fact, the people in the "Captain, don't shoot, it's me" guild just want to say, when "the guild name is too long, you will be discovered by the white pig" guild's "your father" and their guild's "it's me" When it was done, the effect was very good. Everyone who saw it felt like the eight generations of ancestors had been insulted...

The captain smiled and patted the shoulders of all the members: "But when the little assassin kills the other party, the system will come out with a line of 'I killed your father', it feels so cool!!"

Everyone pondered, it turns out that this is also possible...

So later on the battlefield, such a scene would often appear, a Min Assassin was struggling to chop Xiao Hei, and the people next to him shouted desperately: "Come on, Assassin!! Kill more blood, I will make up two more!" Ning Lao complained on the guild channel: "Damn, abuse of minors!!!" Then the captain would jump out with a smile: "Oh, assassin, don't be sad, everyone likes you, so you let you do it!" Well~"

Today, as soon as this conversation came out, Ji Ning couldn't help but slander her captain: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about?"

The captain smiled and said: "It's not unreasonable, anyway, I am also a man with a past~"

A black line hangs down from the corner of Ji Ning's forehead, why does this guy give him an inexplicable sense of familiarity?Poke the other person: "Which is your tuba? Tell me if I recognize you."

So the captain started looking at the sky at a pure 45°, and Ji Ning was even more sure that she had contact with this person before: "Say it quickly!!"

The captain didn't shoot to express his surrender, and after thinking for a while, he gave an ambiguous answer: "Don't look at me like this, I used to be the No. 1 light~"

Ji Ning sprayed: "You are the one who came out of my generation!!??"

The other party was shocked. He always thought that Ji Ning was a rookie who had just played, but he didn't expect the other party to know him: "You know me?" You must know that there are cheats and power leveling in the game now, and there are many more full-level accounts. The once bright No.1 has long since fallen...

"I'm God's Tears! Don't tell me you forgot!!" Ji Ning didn't expect that she would find an acquaintance after asking so many questions today.

"Ah, it's you!!" The other party obviously didn't forget, with a look of sudden realization, "If you don't tell me, I really don't know."

"Yeah, you didn't play much after that, I thought you stopped playing." Ji Ning thought about it, and found that Fengyun rarely appeared except for the night when she reached her full level.

"Because there are some things, haha, don't talk about unhappy things." The other party typed haha, Ji Ning understood that exposing people's scars is not kind, so she changed the subject accordingly.

So the two chatted about Ji Ning's death number, and now he has already seen it, sighed and said: "Oh, if you die, you will die. I won't force it. It's already enough to be able to play happily like now." It’s a rare thing.”

"Did you call customer service? Logically speaking, your number can be restored."

"I called, but the message was always busy. I called many times but no one answered." Why didn't he try to redeem it, but the reality is always discouraging.

"Junk agents only know how to suck money, but don't know how to serve players." Captain Fengyun said angrily.

"Forget it, let's treat it as a new year's distribution of wealth." Ji Ning already knew how to comfort herself with the spirit of Ah Q.Fengyun looked at him: "The enemy who killed you, what are you going to do?" Ji Ning was stunned, and then said: "Just treat it as if you were bitten by a dog, at most it hurts and then you get a rabies vaccine. .”

"Haha, brother, you are so interesting!" Feng Yun smiled and stood up, "Zhan Yi needs talents like us!!"

"It's nothing to do with talent..." Ji Ning could only respond with a row of black lines to Fengyun who seemed to be forever lacking in nerves, but chatting with him can really make people feel happy physically and mentally. The charm of the person~|||

In reality, the days passed quickly, and it was New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye. In the afternoon, Ji's parents started the New Year's arrangements, and Ji Ning helped deliver things together.After everything was settled, the family of three took a comfortable hot bath and began to eat New Year's Eve dinner.After the meal, the Spring Festival Gala has been staged bustlingly, and bursts of fireworks and firecrackers can be heard outside the window from time to time. It really is a happy Chinese New Year feel~

Ji Ning's cell phone hasn't stopped since she got up in the morning, and the clichéd blessing text messages have been drilled in one after another, until after dinner, there are thirty or forty unread text messages lying in the information folder.Ji Ning lay reclined on the sofa, wrote a "Happy New Year" or something casually, flipped through the address book and sent them all in groups.After a while, the phone started buzzing again, Ji Ning sighed, why bother to reply, really.

Flipping through the messages sent back by her friends, Ji Ning had a slight smile on her lips. Although it was very annoying to mutter too many messages, it was not a bad feeling to have so many friends who cared about her.After reading an article and turning the page, Han Xiao's name suddenly popped in.

"Huh? I thought a busy person like him wouldn't reply to such boring text messages..." Ji Ning was a little surprised, and then clicked on the content to see what was written.

Han Xiao's message was very simple. After the faint words "Happy New Year", he added the sentence "What have you been doing recently?" and it disappeared.Ji Ning opened her eyes with some interest. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Chairman Han would ask him what he was doing in an ordinary friend's tone. He thought that the other party hated him. After all, he said it the first time he met. If it's annoying, ah, maybe that wasn't the first time we met...

"Xiao Ning, come and help mom get something~~" Ji's mother shouted from the kitchen, and Ji Ning responded, and hurriedly replied "playing games" to Han Xiao, then dropped the phone and left, waiting for him to come back At that time, Han Xiao had already replied.

"Still playing God May Cry?"

"Yeah, it's quite interesting to fight for a few days."

"what occupation?"

"Assassins, they specialize in fainting people, and their heads are almost over a thousand."

"Oh, then work harder in the student union next semester."

"Okay, thank you Chairman."

"Is it because of Chinese New Year? She's so cute."

"..."

"That's it, let's talk next time."

"Ok."

Putting the phone away, Ji Ning exhaled. She didn't expect to be able to chat with the president of the student union in such an ordinary tone. She couldn't stop the car and almost shook her old man out. The other party was only a little more friendly, so he began to act anxiously. Is he really a very flattering person...Mo.

When the fireworks were set off in the middle of the night, Ji Ning looked at the temporary fireworks in the sky and sighed inwardly. She didn't expect that a year would pass so soon, and she didn't know what was waiting for him in the new year.Then came the busiest visits to relatives and friends in the first month. Fortunately, Ji Ning's parents didn't have many brothers and sisters, so it took three or four days to finish the trip.Flipping through the calendar, Ji's parents lamented that the days passed too quickly, and they had to go to work again in a few days, while Ji Ning held the calendar and rubbed her chin. The day when he started school was approaching. Sure enough, the time was like running water, and he could catch it all. Can't live.

Ji Ning, who was free, naturally took back the computer, and her parents didn't bother to care about him, they wanted to take advantage of the last few days to enjoy the rare vacation.In the game, he was still the little assassin who wore level 15 ugly equipment and wandered around in Zhanyi. Maybe it was Chinese New Year, and there were not many people in the game, and his murderous mood was also weakened.

Ji Ning sat on the hillside, looking at the surrounding scenery boredly, Fengyun went back to the countryside to visit her relatives, and there were only three or two little birds in the meeting, "This day is so boring——!" the voice of someone roaring like this As soon as he landed, he heard familiar music coming from the speakers.

Um?There is black! !

Ji Ning stood up in a jerk, and couldn't help sighing that she could be a killer, and immediately guarded against any trouble, wouldn't it be a pity not to be a killer with such vigilance~ After being intoxicated, someone suddenly found a black The guy who looks like this has almost moved to his side, but behind him is an invincible NPC, and Ji Ning doesn't pay attention to him at all.

Taking advantage of the NPC's prestige to take a closer look, the person here is still an old friend. After various battles, the name of the other party has been known to everyone in the battle. He is—your father.Fengyun once said that this guy is destined to be written into the history of our district's war (Note: Captain don't shoot).Ji Ning thought for a while and decided not to go head-to-head with the other party. Although he is very dizzy, he can't kill people, so it's pointless to toss with the other party like this.

It is estimated that the other party came to Zhan Yi Guangming City only because he was bored. Ji Ning watched him walking up and down the mountain, and couldn't help but ask, "Hey, what are you doing?" Zhan No. 1 can only learn level [-] language proficiency, so the result of the dialogue between the two camps is-chicken talks to duck, but at any rate, everyone is an animal, and they will naturally learn to understand after watching it for a long time.

"You#@%%呀#￥" The other party replied, Ji Ning sighed, it really is a chicken talking to a duck, I don't know what will be in the "you" and "do"... Could it be... "You Is it a pig?"...He waved his hand, forget it, don't guess.

"You#@%%你#￥" The other party said the same sentence again, and Ji Ning rested her chin with her hands in boredom: "Hey, I can't understand Chinese..."

At this time, someone shouted in the meeting: "Is anyone in the first battle? Is there any black?" Ji Ning replied: "There is one, it is your father, do you want to come?" The other party was embarrassed: "Please add a quotation mark Okay." Ji Ning looked at what she said, and smiled: "I'm sorry, it's 'your father'~" The other party was depressed: "Forget it, it's the same as adding or not, group me, let's kill him together. "

After forming a team, Ji Ning rushed forward and stunned your father, while his teammates stepped forward to attack, the strange thing is that the opponent did not fight back, Ji Ning said heartily: Can you still move under my attack?Hmph~ After a while, one head was successfully obtained, and then the disaster happened. Ji Ning saw a golden pillar burst out from her little assassin, =口=: "Damn, I have upgraded!!!"

In other places, the person who said this sentence must have joy, but in Zhanyi, this golden pillar only represents one thing: Get out of Zhanyi forever!Ji Ning forgot that when the two formed a team, they would get more experience, and his experience bar was already close to full...

"What a crime..." The teammate sighed, "The legend of a pair of cheap and good couples ends here..."

Ji Ning choked speechlessly, I'll fuck your father...