Battle of Applen

Ji Ning looked at his little assassin, who was almost at 1000 combat points and already had a deep relationship, feeling depressed. If he wanted to continue in the war, he had to delete his account and rebuild... that's how he thought about it for about 1 After a few minutes, he smiled: "Hey hey~ It doesn't seem like a bad thing to build a new one..."

When Captain Don't Shoot went online, Ji Ning was not online. When he opened the guild application list, he saw that there was a person who wanted to join the guild. After looking at the name, Ji Ning passed it without hesitation.As a result, the "Captain, don't shoot me" guild has added a little assassin called "Your Uncle".

"Brother, why bother..." The captain looked at Ji Ning's new trumpet silently, "Why do you need such a trumpet just to match your father..."

"You are the one who matches with your father!" Ji Ning rolled her eyes when she heard this.

It took only an afternoon to reach level 15, so Ji Ning quickly drove the newly built "Your Master", wearing the equipment and weapons stripped from the "It Is Me", and returned to the old school with high spirits. number battlefield.The people in the meeting were speechless to him: "Your name is as bad as your father's." Ji Ning ==+: "You are just as good as your father." Xiaolou Xiaodie concluded: "Sure enough, 'your father' is a fetish..."

There were more people in the game at night, and it was a holiday again, so the battlefield was very lively. Ji Ning and his group had a great time playing, and the people in his team were even more happy, because whenever "your father" kills "your uncle" or When "your uncle" kills "your father", the system will happily give a row of "Your uncle successfully killed your father." or "Your uncle was killed by your father." prompt.Teammates took screenshots while killing Hei, it’s a pity not to keep such a classic thing. During the confrontation, a few Xiao Hei shouted in red letters: "You￥...#￥&" I guess they are also watching the system for joy~

"Xiao Lei, you really are a very cute guy~" The captain looked at Ji Ning and laughed. It was the first time he had encountered such a funny thing after fighting for so long. All he could say was that Ji Ning and "your father "It's a natural pair of live treasures.

"I'm handsome, not cute!" Ji Ning curled her lips and said to herself, you are the only one who is cute and your whole family is cute.

At the same time, "the guild name is too long and will be discovered by the white pigs." The people in the guild are also embarrassing. Their guild for killing white pigs was established very early, and "your father" is a member who joined later, and is usually relatively silent .In fact, the people in the guild also hope that he will speak less. Just imagine, if you saw a guy called your father chattering cheerfully on the guild channel every day, you couldn't help but want to inflict humane destruction on him, right?

It was embarrassing enough to watch "Your father successfully killed so-and-so" every day, but unexpectedly "Your uncle" appeared in Guangming... Well, it's even more lively now. "If the name of the guild is too long, it will be discovered by the white pig." The president of the guild feels that he has been under a lot of pressure recently.His wife comforted him: "It's okay, we are dark anyway, we are not afraid of losing face." He was silent, does this have anything to do with being dark...

The days of the first battle are still going on, Ji Ning thought he would go on like this forever, but unfortunately, the turning point still appeared.That day he was wandering around APL in Zhanyi, after all, staying in Zhanyi every day would also make him feel fatigued.While walking around, a secret word suddenly popped up, and he was a little dumbfounded when he saw it.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Are you free?

Isn't this the Guangming trumpet that God weeps for me? Student Ji is a little confused. I haven't met this person for a long time. It's really strange to bump into him suddenly today... Besides, why did he find him, the Zhan Xiaoxiao? ?He didn't even tell Xiaolou!After thinking for 3 seconds, I decided to play dumb.

[Private chat] Your uncle: Who are you?

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: I am your father.

[Private chat] Your uncle: ...

Ji Ning's first reaction when she saw this sentence: The other party came to spoil the scene; second reaction: Eh?your dad? ?Finally he was shocked, your father!God weeps for me is actually your father! !Your father is actually a god crying for me! ! ! (Keep calm while reading this |||)

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Don't you know?I killed you many times in the first battle just now.

[Private chat] Your uncle: what are you doing?

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Are you God's Tears?

Student Ji was shocked again, why would the other party ask him such a question!In the game, there is no one else except Fengyun who knows that he is God's Tears. Why does this black guy know?Could it be that he has clairvoyant eyes! ?

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: What's wrong?Are you guilty of being guessed by me?

[Private chat] Your uncle: Guilty ass, I don't have a guilty conscience at all!

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Stop pretending, your captain has already said everything.

[Private chat] Your uncle: Damn it! !

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Still say no?

Ji Ning almost crushed the mouse, and the idiot of my generation actually betrayed him like this! !Don't think about the other party's annoying attitude, he immediately yelled in the guild channel: "Fengyun!! Get out!!!!" A few heads poked out in the guild: "There is no Fengyun in our guild, right? ""Yes, sir, you have found the wrong person~" Ji Ning gritted her teeth and threw a secret word to the guy pretending to be a turtle: "Get out!!" The other party was inexplicable: "What's wrong? You are so angry." : "Did you tell a guy named Guangming Trumpet about my tuba!!" Feng Yun was even more inexplicable now: "No, what's the matter?" Ji Ning was dubious: "Really? Then why did he tell I said you said it." Fengyun: "It must be because I am so handsome, so you want to frame me, um, that's it!!" Ji Ning's black line: "...Forget it." "What's wrong? You hide Is someone from here looking for you? Good old friend?" "Go to hell."

And this time...

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Don't confront him, I'm just trying to trick you.

[Private chat] Your uncle: ……………

Ji Ning felt a burst of anger, followed by coldness, what was the point of the other party playing like this.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Don't go offline, listen to me.

Seeing this sentence, Ji Ning moved the mouse lightly on the "Exit" button.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: You are God's Tears, right?

[Private chat] Your uncle: Yes, I am the tear of God, and I am also staring at a tear, the one that you killed the death number, so you are satisfied now.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Don't get excited, this matter is a misunderstanding.

[Private chat] Your uncle: Misunderstanding?I remember clearly that you killed me 5 times until the number disappeared.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: I wasn't on the account at the time.

[Private chat] Your uncle: Hmph, it's nice to say, you said you got it, you got it, and if you didn't get it, you didn't get it, so just make it up.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: I know it’s a bit far-fetched to say this, but it was indeed my friend who boosted the account that night.

[Private chat] Your uncle: Through the Internet, who knows whether what you said is true or not, in fact, you have always hated me and want to take revenge, right?Because I lied to you about a set of equipment?So are you going to kill me to vent your anger on the day I reach full level?Even befriend me at any cost and give me a bunch of goodies, and finally let me watch them disappear in a flash?You are really good at it.Yes, I am very sad, very sad, are you satisfied?

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Calm down first.

[Private chat] Your uncle: What's the matter?I was talking about your thoughts, so you have nothing to say?ah? ?

The more she talked, the more angry Ji Ning couldn't hold back.

[Private Chat] Guangming Trumpet: Well, I admit that I had other intentions when I approached you at first, but it has nothing to do with revenge or anything.

[Private chat] Your uncle: You finally admitted it, don't say anything, just treat me as blind.In fact, you shouldn't have come to me, and this made me feel even more chilled.

After typing these words, Ji Ning immediately went offline, he didn't want to stay there anymore.No one knew that when he saw the sentence "I admit that I had other intentions when I approached you at the beginning", his fingers trembled, and the fact that he had been unwilling to admit smashed into his heart like a lump of ice.After turning off the computer, he was silent for a long time, until the temperature in his hands lost completely, and he slowly stretched out his left hand to hold the other, as if there was still a slight trembling on it, he knew that this was a kind of sadness.

During dinner, Ji's parents looked at their son who was obviously depressed, and were a little surprised. He was fine in the morning, why did he change after a day?Ji Ning silently finished the meal, then sat on the sofa and meditated. During this period of time, he seemed to be too passive, which is not a good sign. "Maybe, I should take revenge." He muttered to himself, although the happy days of Zhan Yi healed the pain at the beginning, but if this thorn is not pulled out, it will always stay there, and he must let it rot before taking action.

Thinking of this, Ji Ning slapped the coffee table and stood up. Father Ji, who was reading the newspaper next to him, was taken aback: "What's wrong?" He raised his fist and shouted: "I want revenge!!!" Then he ran into the room.Ji's father stared blankly: "What's wrong with this kid..."

Just do what you want is Ji Ning's consistent style. After making up his mind, he immediately logged in to the ID he applied for before. After operating the mouse persistently, he looked at the dark-skinned woman with a bumpy figure in front of him, and sneered: "It's a lie! Money is worse than cheating feelings, God weeps for me, don’t think that I’m a coward who is easy to bully, a rabbit bites when it’s in a hurry, just wait for the trick!”