Chopped Salted Pig's Claw

Don't you need to prepare anything? "Yao Rixuan is still a little nervous, like if he wants to perform in kindergarten, the teacher will give a few words.

Tang Bo waved his hands and said with a smile, "We are very casual. We are old friends who come here mainly to do good deeds. We won't care too much about it. It's just a few simple calculations, and we are not afraid of mistakes. Here, right here It’s fine to perform on this stage! You don’t have to be nervous, just treat it as participating in a fun party!”

Indeed, as he said, the venue itself is very relaxed and warm.

A small platform with two-level steps was built on the lawn in the back garden of the villa. There is a large wall board behind it, and a big heart is decorated with pink heart-shaped balloons. The board reads: "Zhien The theme of the 69th issue of Charity Federation: Caring for mentally handicapped children".

It seems that the money raised in this issue is going to be donated to this aspect.

Dozens of white sun chairs were arranged neatly under the stage, and there was a small table between the two chairs for serving tea to the guests.

A lot of guests have come, including old, middle-aged and young people, and some with children, gathering in groups of twos and threes.Some are already seated, others are standing and chatting.They all dressed casually, but there was a strong sense that they all had something in common.

Were they all rich, or should we say elite?

Yao Rixuan frowned and thought, not noticing that Xiao An'an had already chased a little butterfly and ran away.

The little butterfly is flying and flying, and little An'an is chasing and flying.

It always flew away mischievously when it was about to catch it, and took the little guy to the other end of the garden.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, a little bean came out from behind a bush of roses in the oblique thorn. The two little guys bumped into each other without paying attention.They all fell to the ground, but fortunately the lawn was soft and thick, and they were not injured.

Yao Ping'an got up quickly, and turned his head to see, what a beautiful sister!

With a red round face, big round and bright eyes, fleshy little arms and legs like lotus root, black short hair that reaches the ears, there is a cuteness all over her body, just like letting Man wants to take a bite of a big apple.

The little guy's masculinity immediately came out, and he immediately pulled his sister up, "Sister, does it hurt?"

The big apple blushed even more, stood up and shook off his hand, raised two small fists high and screamed, "I'm not a sister! I'm a man! A man!"

Yao Ping'an was suddenly dumbfounded, biting his little finger and frowning.

Well, he admitted that just now he only paid attention to this guy's small face, hands, etc. that were exposed outside his clothes. He didn't notice that this guy was wearing a bright red T-shirt and white shorts, which was indeed a boy's attire.

"But aren't you really my sister?" What a pity!

Yao Pingan was a little unbelievable, so he walked forward without even thinking about it, pulled the elastic band of the Big Apple's shorts, looked down and saw a pair of white panties, he made a decisive move, touched the real penis, and then looked disappointed Withdrew the little salty pig's hand, and sighed, "So you are really a man! It's so boring!"

Big Apple was a little dizzy from his series of movements, and when he realized it, he was going crazy, and pushed him hard, "You big pervert! If you dare to touch my dick, I want to touch you too!"

Yao Pingan took a step back hastily, shook his head and refused, "You are a man, I won't touch you!"

Of course, Big Apple didn't agree, and rushed forward to pull his pants, but today Yao Ping'an was wearing a pair of blue denim overalls, very repellent.

One wants to be touched, and the other refuses to be touched.

Yao Pingan fought hard to defend the virginity of his penis, and soon the two little guys wrestled into a ball and rolled around on the lawn.

This time, it was shocking.

"Good boy, don't fight! Get up, get up!" A very temperamental old man wearing gold-rimmed glasses came over immediately and pulled the two children away, "Chenchen, why are you fighting with the children?"

"He touched my dick!" Big Apple complained with a flushed face.

Xiao Anan also defended her reasoning, "I want to see if he is my sister!"

The old man was delighted when he heard it, "So you regard Chenchen as your younger sister!"

"I'm not my sister!" Big Apple once again strongly declared even more angrily.

"Okay, okay!" The old man was acting as a peacemaker, "Chenchen, this kid didn't do it on purpose, please forgive him?"

"Then I want to touch it back!"

"No!" Yao Ping'an shook his head like a rattle, "You are not my sister, I cannot marry you, and I cannot touch you!"

Ha ha ha ha!There was a burst of laughter from the side, "You can also get married, as long as you are of legal age! You can go to Holland and France! Maybe when you grow up, you can get married locally!"

"Anna!" The old man glared displeasedly and smiled prettily. He glanced at the imageless off-line beauty, "What are you talking about with a child?"

The off-line beauty held her belly and laughed until she burst into tears, and said intermittently, "Dad...I...I'm just giving them advice as a lawyer...lawyer!"

"It's not big or small! You're crazy all day long. If you have the ability, you marry yourself first!" The old man gave his daughter a sideways look, and then pulled a little guy with one hand, "Look at this dirty thing, let's go clean it for nothing! Why don't we meet the parents later?" See you want to spank!"

The two little guys pouted, you don't look at me, I don't look at you, they turned their heads and were dragged into the villa by the old man.

After washing them one by one, the old man saw that this strange child was also quite beautiful, so he felt a little happy in his heart, "What's your name?"

"My name is Yao Ping'an! I am three years old today."

"Oh, then you two are the same age, this kid is called Tang Muchen, hold hands and be good friends from now on, okay?"

Of course──not good!

It's easier for villains to hold grudges, not to mention such a shameful humiliation, the two villains decided not to forget it!

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Uncooked Salted Pig's Claws (Gemaphroditism) 17

Yao Rixuan just found out that his son was missing and was looking around when he suddenly saw an old man leading him back safely, so he felt relieved.I don't have time to worry about why this old man looks so familiar, so I nagged my son first, "An'an, where did you go? Why didn't you tell Dad? Don't you know that Dad will be worried? Don't do this again ,do you know?"

Big Apple Tang Muchen also found his parents, and brought him to complain to Yao's father and son, "Grandpa, he touched my dick!"

Yao Rixuan was embarrassed at the moment, and his face was straight, "An'an, what are you doing? Apologize to other children!"

Yao Ping'an immediately turned his face away, hum!Never!Who told him not to be his sister?It's useless to touch!

Tang Bo held the big apple and smiled tolerantly, "Chenchen, why did you quarrel with the kid? Old Qi, what's going on?"

Qi Bo pointed to Yao Ping'an and said, "This little guy mistook your grandson for a girl. Chenchen said he was a boy, but he didn't believe him, so he insisted on touching him. That's how it turned out!"

Everyone smiled when they heard this, and some people joked, "Forget it, Chenchen, they are all boys, so it's not too much of a disadvantage to be generous! Why don't you let him marry you?"

"I don't want it!" This time, the two little guys have the same heart.

"I'm so sorry! Chenchen, uncle apologized to you on his behalf!" Yao Rixuan blushed, and hurriedly apologized for his son.I thought I had to deal with this little villain when I went back!What is wrong with learning, learn from that pig!

Tang Bo waved his hands again and again, "It's okay, it's okay! Little guy, it's normal to make a fuss! It's almost time now, let's get down to business! Where's Anna? Anna!"

"It's coming!" The off-line beauty restrained her expression, took a microphone and came over, and the hosting activity began.

"Today is the 69th event of our charity association. The money raised will be donated to mentally handicapped children. It is still the old rule. During each program, everyone bids at will. When the program ends, the total funds raised will be donated to Donate in the name of our charity and performers. The following is the first program today, and Aunt Qi Bobo Qi will bring you a song "Thousands of Miles Away."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Someone teased, "Old Qi, are you two going to break up? It's thousands of miles away. Will you sing?"

"Fuck you! We're hipsters!" An old couple in their sixties came onto the stage wearing yellow and green couple T-shirts and cleared their throats. "Everyone, please join us!"

When the music started, the old man really started to sing, "The eaves are like cliffs, and the wind chimes are like the sea. I'll wait for the swallows to return."

The old lady began to answer the next sentence, "The time has been arranged, act an accident, you go away quietly."

No matter how it sounds, there is a taste of Peking Opera, and the smile grows stronger below, but someone has already stretched out their hands to bid.

"One piece! Come on! Old Qi!"

The music kept going, the two people on the stage were singing, and there were people asking for prices below.

"I'll take a piece too!"

"I'll pay two yuan!"

……

The off-line beauty next to her kept taking notes.Yao Rixuan thought to himself, the price is not that high, and raised his hand a little bit shyly, "I'll offer a piece too."

Tang Bo looked a little surprised