Chopped Salted Pig's Claw

Glancing at him, the off-line beauty rolled her eyes and whispered a few words to him, Tang Bo seemed to suddenly realize it, and nodded.

Soon, a song was sung, and a total of 47 yuan was raised.The old couple was quite satisfied, "Let's add another piece to make it 48, good luck!"

In the second show, one person brought his pet dog Golden Retriever to perform on stage, and raised 42 yuan.Yao Rixuan also kindly sponsored a piece.

How did he know that one piece here is 1 yuan!But they didn't plan to ask him for money, anyway, they could go and slaughter a certain pig later.

The off-line beauty came on stage three times, "The following is the last show, and the three-year-old Yao Ping'an will perform arithmetic on stage. Everyone welcomes with applause!"

Yao Rixuan suddenly became nervous, "Don't be nervous, An An, you should relax, you know?"

People are not nervous!Instead, he warned, "Daddy, don't be nervous, I'll be down in a while!"

After kissing his father, Yao Ping'an just showed his small chest, and went up without fear, "Hi everyone, my name is Yao Ping'an, I am three years old, please support me a lot!"

He grinned his small mouth, showing his small white teeth, and first gave everyone a big, signature smile.

Immediately there was applause from the audience, except for the big apple with bulging cheeks and staring at it.

The off-line beauty started to ask, "Xiao An'an, are you good at addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?"

Yao Ping'an nodded his head.

"Well then, I'll pass the questions to the audience below. You can ask any questions you want. If Xiao An'an answers correctly, you will donate money. If you answer wrong, Xiao An'an, you won't be able to receive the money. How about this? good?"

"Okay!" Everyone on and off the stage applauded.

Yao Rixuan's palms were sweating, and he shouted, "An'an, please do your best!"

Yao Ping'an made victorious V gestures to his father, quite like a general.

The off-line beauty said, "Then sister asks the first question, what is 3 plus 6?"

"9!"

"I donate a piece!"

Someone below started to ask, "What is 11 minus 3?"

"8!"

"What is 4 times 4?"

"16!" A child's voice began to sound from the audience.

It was the big apple, with a disdainful face, "What's so difficult about it? I can do it too!"

"Then Chenchen, let's perform together!"

Big Apple rushed up aggressively, and stood side by side with Yao Pingan, one in red and white pants, the other in white and blue pants, the two little guys were so cute and lovable, and everyone asked questions more interestedly.

"What is 18 divided by 6?"

"3!"

Uncle Zou asked a difficult question, "What is 123 plus 321?"

"444!"

Addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division within a hundred are basically not difficult for the two little guys, and everyone's problems are gradually becoming more difficult.

The two of them were like fighting cocks, their faces were red and their necks were thick, and they were desperately trying to answer loudly.

"One rabbit has two ears, one tail has four legs, so how many ears, tails and legs do 23 rabbits have?"

Think about it, Big Apple said first, "46 ears and 23 tails...uh..."

"92 legs!" Xiao Anan added.

Tang Bo also suddenly asked a question, "A catty of watermelon in the supermarket is 8 yuan, and I will give you 6 yuan. How many catties of watermelon can you buy at most?"

Both of them counted with their fingers, and Big Apple did the math first, "11 catties!"

Looking at Yao Pingan triumphantly, you lost!

Yao Pingan rolled his eyes slyly, "More than 11 catties! If you go at nine o'clock in the evening, there is a special price!"

The audience roared with laughter!

"That's a good answer! I'll add another 2 yuan. Lao Qi, shouldn't you, who runs a supermarket, add more money?"

The owner of the supermarket, whose surname is Qi?Yao Rixuan immediately became vigilant, thinking of a certain pig.

"Okay! I will offer 5 yuan plus a question." Qibo asked another question, "There is a special price in the supermarket today, the same potato chips, 400 yuan 21 in 5 grams, buy a big tube, get a pack for free 160g small ones. A single pack of 160g is 9 yuan 8, buy one get one free. Which one is more cost-effective?"

Even adults have to think about this, but Yao Ping'an is very sensitive to the things in the supermarket. He blinked his eyes and quickly got the answer, "Small package!"

"How can you count so fast?" Qibo was a little surprised.

姚平安仰著小脸，得意非常，“160克的2包有320克，才9块8，每百克3块3不到。那个大的一共560克了要21块5，算22除6吧，要3块多快4块了，肯定是小包装的便宜！”

My son is absolutely amazing!Yao Rixuan applauded excitedly, "I will offer 5 yuan!"

Someone behind him applauded together, "I'll add another 5 yuan!"

As soon as Yao Rixuan heard the familiar voice, he felt as if he had been electrocuted, and turned his head abruptly, it was indeed that pig!

Qi'an Xiuxiu leaned aside, raised his eyebrows and gave him a look.

evil!

Why is he here?

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Whether these two small ones are attacking or receiving, their attributes are not clear, and they are left to be resolved outside the episode. It is important to solve the big one first!hey-hey!

Osmanthus fragrans has swollen eyes because of a small bag growing in the eyelid, probably because of stewed meat once, Xiaojing and his wife were angry that I broadcasted their hot spring incident live, haha!

Uncooked Salted Pig's Claws (Gemaphroditism) 18

The off-line beauty announced with a smile on her face that the last round of donations raised 87 yuan, and today's fundraising has come to a successful conclusion!

Tang Bo came down and found Yao Rixuan on purpose, "Your son is really talented, it would be a pity if it was delayed. I know a very good kindergarten, and it happens that my grandson is also studying there, and I know the principal and teacher well. Recommend him to enroll. In terms of tuition fees, I will help you apply for it, and hope it can be reduced or exempted.”

The places they said must be very expensive, right?Yao Rixuan blushed and didn't know whether to accept it, but Qi Anxiu came over, "Then please ask Uncle Tang to apply for it, but don't worry about the tuition fee, we can afford it."

Tang Bo smiled, "That's good! I'll call you when I get back. Xiaochen, it seems that you and An An are going to be classmates, and you will learn from each other and help each other, you know?"

Never!Tang Muchen, the big apple, was touched again today, and compared to others, his stomach is full of fire!

Cheapskate!Yao Pingan made a face at him.

Tang Bo smiled and led his grandson away.

Only then did Yao Rixuan come back to his senses, "You...why are you here?"

Qi Anxiu smiled evilly, "I didn't expect you to come to see your parents in such a hurry. If I knew you were here for today's event, wouldn't it be more convenient to ask me to come with you?"

Yao Rixuan's face turned red, "What nonsense are you talking about? Let's go!"

Why do you come to someone else's house without embarrassment?If you want to be ashamed, you have to wait until there is no one!But...it doesn't seem right, does it?

Qi Anxiu blinked narrowly, "Where are you going? This is my home!"

ah?Yao Rixuan's head was full of black lines.

Yao Pingan saw that there was something obviously wrong with these two people. Could it be that this man was Daddy's suitor that Sister Jun secretly told him?

Qi Anxiu knelt down and hugged Yao Ping'an, "The little guy looks like you, so pretty! Hi! Get to know me, my name is Qi Anxiu, and you are Xiao Ping'an, right?"

Yao Pingan hugged his small arms in front of his chest, frowning and looking at him like a little adult, "You want to pursue my daddy?"

The two adults didn't expect him to ask so directly, and they were a little embarrassed.

But Qi Anxiu quickly admitted generously, "Yes! We are already in a relationship."

Yao Rixuan's face turned even redder, "Who...who is dating you? Xiao An'an, that's not the case!"

"It's okay, Daddy!" Yao Ping'an shrugged his small shoulders generously, and turned to look at the person in front of him, "But this person needs to be investigated carefully! Hey! Can you take care of my Daddy?"

"Of course!" Qi Anxiu didn't expect the little guy to be so talkative, and was about to finish him off in one go, when someone behind him rushed forward.

The off-line beauty held Qi Anxiu's arm intimately, smiling sweetly, "Honey! Pay me!"

Yao Rixuan was stunned when he heard that, dear... dear?

"Don't get me wrong!" Qi Anxiu quickly explained, "This is my sister, Qi Anna! You can just call her Anna."

Only then did Qianna formally say hello to Yao Rixuan, "See you again, please take care of me!"

Yao Rixuan blushed again, "You... hello."

Seeing her smile, this pig with a big mouth must have told his sister about them!

Qi Anxiu looked at the bill, "A total of 12?"

"Yes! You are 5, and he is 7. Quickly transfer the account!"

"What's the rush? I can't run away, so I'll give it to you when I turn back. I'll go see my dad first." He held the little one in one hand and the big one in the other, and walked into the house.

What 12?Yao Rixuan was dumbfounded.

Qi Anxiu whispered in his ear, "Next time you come to donate, please take it easy. They have this activity almost every week. Every time you donate like this, your husband will be under too much pressure. I am just a wage earner, Not the big boss!"

"This piece is [-]?" A certain person who didn't know his mind finally came to his senses.

Seeing that he forgot to refute, a certain pig became self-satisfied and regarded himself as the "husband", thinking that the money was well spent for the "wife", "Donate it if you donate it! Now go see Dad, he is our family The ultimate big boss! I believe in you, and I will definitely be able to handle him!"

This... is this going to meet the parents?

"I'm not going!" Yao Rixuan was so frightened that his heart was thumping and jumping non-stop, wanting to get ready for the battle