Raise pigs for a thousand days, use pigs for a lifetime

Waking up in the morning, Jiang Ming rubbed his painful head and howled.I drank too much last night, I only remember that all three people drank to the table

The bottom went down.

"Wake up, hahaha, you didn't know last night hahaha..." Anka was holding the toothbrush, wearing a big bath towel, the skirt was open, and there were baby panties on the inside... laughing and trembling.

"What's wrong with me?" Jiang Ming rubbed his head, his right eyelid twitched.

"Hey... I'll send it to your computer when I go back, hahahaha~" Smiling and swaying away.

"What, you're smiling like a lunatic, by the way, how did I come back last night?"

"You're a dead man~ I'm ashamed to say that you drank like a dead pig, and Xiao Qi and I spent a lot of effort to get you back..." Jiang Ming snickered, hehe, you two were exhausted.

"Where's that fat guy you made? Have you lost fat?" Jiang Ming picked up his clothes and put them on.

"Don't mention it, take him to the sauna, he almost died in it!" When I mentioned it, I was terrified.

"Huh? It's so scary, it's better not to play."

"...Hehe, I haven't planned to give up yet, so I'm leaving first, thank you for taking me in last night and bye." Bang closed the door and went out.

"Hey! Dead Jiang Ming,... Hey, I still have the handle..."

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When Jiang Ming returned to the club, the fat man was skipping rope... Sweat drenched the huge white vest and stuck it to the fat, and the flesh on his stomach twisted and turned with the fat man's beating...

"98, 99, one hundred...Jiang...Boss Jiang is here."

"Hmm, don't stop...keep dancing and see how much you can dance?"

"Oh" the fat man jumped up even harder.Jiang Ming stared at the fat man's belly... Hehe smirked.The fat man's stomach was bouncing and bouncing like a ball, Jiang Ming couldn't help but touch the skipping rope with a "slap" and hit Jiang Mingshou.

"Ah... Fatty, you killed me!" Jiang Ming screamed as he hugged his swollen hand from the rope.

"You... are you okay, I didn't mean it, who told you to touch me..." The fat man twisted the skipping rope aggrievedly.

"Okay, okay, how much did you dance?"

"153"

"How many does the coach require?"

"100"

"Uh... not bad, great potential, hehehe, keep working hard. Hold your injured hand and leave quietly.

The fat man sighed and picked up the skipping rope "154, 155~~~~~156~~~~~~~~~~..."

Back at the office + leisure and entertainment + sometimes resting place, Jiang Ming made a cup of coffee, "Deng Deng Deng~~~~~~~~~~" A multimedia message came from the phone...

"Anka! I'm fucking going to kill you!!!!!!!!!" The loud voice echoed in the entire building...it made people get goosebumps.

Someone who was eating breakfast suddenly "poof...cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough..."

"What's wrong? Xiao Qi patted him on the back with a puzzled expression."

"No...cough cough cough...it's choking."

"You are so grown up, you can still choke on eating." Xiao Qi withdrew his hand with a look of contempt, and continued to eat his fried small salted fish.

Fatty sat at the dining table at noon, dumbfounded.

"These... Are you sure they are all for me?" He swallowed.

"Yeah, what's the matter? Isn't it enough?" The nutritionist looked surprised. If it's not enough...then he can't help it.

How can this be weight loss... This is even more fattening than gaining weight!Take a look, one apple, some red grapes, one slice of toast, half a cucumber, one hot dog sausage, half a grapefruit...

"Are you sure you can lose weight by eating these?"

"Uh...you mainly lose water at this stage, and eating these things only keeps your fat...it won't increase or decrease much."

"But... I can't eat these."

"Ah..." Zhao Zhuo was sweating...

"Hello? Anka, mother, you asked me to be a nutritionist, and you didn't explain it clearly. You just said that you were trying to lose weight for a fat man, and you didn't tell me the specifics... Damn, let me ask... Damn Do you have that time!...What? Nonsense! Who asked you to invite the dead face to be a coach together! He dominates the fat man every day, I ask what the hell! Besides, I don’t know Jiang Ming well..."

The fat man picked up the cucumber and ate it, well, it tasted pretty good...

"Hey, the little life is quite nourishing~" Jiang Ming picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth. "I said, are you trying to lose weight, or raise pigs?" Zhao Zhuo's face became even more stinky when he heard this.

"Anka, you are dead!" Pa hung up the phone.

"Um, did you call Anka just now?"

"En" Zhao Zhuo snorted, he didn't like this Young Master Jiang very much.

"Hahahaha, little Kaka is going to make you suffer this time... Well, fat man, eat less, do you hear me?"

"Well... I know~ I know~ I'm choking."

"=.="

"Fatty, please write a report on your original food intake to me tomorrow."

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"Fatty, what are you going to do after exercising at night?" Jiang Ming sat on the chair and looked at the fat man who was tirelessly holding up the dumbbells.

"I~~back~~~~go~~~~sleep, nothing~~~thing~~~do~~~~~ha!" Putting down the dumbbell, the fat man wiped the sweat on his body, his arms were so sore that it didn't look like his own same.Rubbing his shoulders, looking at Jiang Ming who was still sitting there in a daze, he walked to his room.

"Hey, where are you going?" Jiang Ming came back to his senses and found that the fat man had finished exercising.

"Go back to the room."

"It's boring to go to bed so early, let my brother take you out to play."

"..." Brother, how old is he, and he dares to call himself brother...

The fat man changed into clean clothes and went out in Jiang Ming's car.The limousine is good, it's really comfortable to sit on!It was the first time for the fat man to ride in this kind of high-end car, looking at this and touching that in novelty, with a look of excitement on his face.Jiang Ming snickered at the side... But one thing that is bad is the traffic jam!It's 8 o'clock in the evening, and there is a constant stream of vehicles, walking for a while, stopping for a while, a red light, a row of cars... It's not fun at all.

There are traffic lights ahead again... Jiang Ming looked at the car outside the window boredly, hey, no matter how he looked at it, it was his own fascination... But seeing such a fascinated car in the middle... It's really violent.Hey, the car in front is not bad either, it's a Chevrolet, I took a look at it... I was stunned, and through the window, the driver and the passenger were kissing passionately, And the co-pilot was none other than his boyfriend Zhang Qikai who hadn't officially broken up yet...

The author has something to say: I only have less than 50 yuan left this month... I have to clamp my chrysanthemums to live again~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Do you still have the heart to bully me?Can you bear it?Can you bear it?

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