Raise pigs for a thousand days, use pigs for a lifetime
Chapter 13 Poor Pissed Pig...
The fat man was looking around, when he suddenly noticed that Jiang Ming was looking out of the car window motionlessly, following his line of sight...a weird scene...two men were actually kissing? !The fat man was stunned. This... What's going on here? He rubbed his eyes to make sure he read it correctly... Could this be the legendary homosexual?Fatty was so excited about his huge discovery...why so excited?Because I have never seen it before. I discovered the word homosexuality in a mental health book when I was in school. I always thought that such a strange thing must be very strange. I didn’t bump into it today. Of course I was excited.Fatty didn't expect that two men could still kiss, wouldn't it be uncomfortable?
"Beep, beep, beep~~~~~~~~" The car horn outside was about to be honked, the fat man woke up suddenly, pushed Jiang Ming, and pointed to the car behind.The light has turned green, and the cars in front have all gone.
A sharp turn.
"Us, is this going back?" The fat man looked at Jiang Ming, his expression was unusually ugly.
"En" Then the two returned to the club without saying a word.
After the fat man came back, he changed his clothes, turned on the TV, stood on the ground, and squatted while watching TV...
Jiang Ming returned to his multifunctional office, took off his coat, threw it on the sofa, and fell on the bed, recalling the scene just now, very angry!Absolutely angry!But...it's not very sad...it's time to say goodbye.
"The person I love~ is not my lover~ every inch of his heart belongs to another person, he is so happy, the happiness is so cruel, it makes me love and hate at the same time, why is his love so deep..."
"Hello? Xiao Ming, what's the matter?" Hearing his voice, the words that were about to spit out choked in his throat again.
"Where are you?"
"outside……"
"Qikai... Let's... Let's break up."
"..."
"Since we don't love each other anymore, being together will only torture each other...so let's break up."
"Okay... let's break up, I'm tired of pestering me all the time, from now on... from now on, put your bad temper away,...no one can stand it except me, and...you can't eat spicy food, I will be allergic after eating,... how many times, I don't have a long memory, drink less alcohol, your stomach is not good..."
"Qikai..." Jiang Ming grabbed the phone, his nose sore.
Take a deep breath, "Also, the things you put in my house... have time to clean up... After all, I was the one who was sorry first, so... don't say sorry." After hanging up the phone, Zhang Qikai squatted in the bathroom, covering his mouth, silently Tears... After all, I really loved, and loved the most, and it hurts to be separated like this...
The person lying on the bed buried his head in the pillow, as if so that others could not see his tears...
Jiang Ming, who has lost his love, has become a powder keg, and whoever messes with him will blow his head to ashes... He used to go out for a walk all day, but now he has become a lady of everyone, staying in the club, and never leaving the door. .Everyone in the club is in danger, of course... these people don't include Fatty.
The fat man is doing sit-ups at a speed of 2 per minute, and he has made great progress. He could only do 5 sit-ups before, but now he can do 20. The coach sits next to him to encourage the fat man, shouting "Come on, hysterical", seeing the fat man do it At the 21st time, it was difficult to get up, and then coaxed!I fell down on the soft cushion, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get up... I was panting heavily, and the flesh on my stomach was also bobbing up and down in a tangled momentum.The coach covered his head with his hands helplessly.
"Yeah...sorry, coach...I really can't get up...my stomach is cramping.
"...Okay, keep working hard and do one more thing today than yesterday."
"That's it, you still want to lose weight?!" Jiang Ming came out of the office and saw the fat man lying on the cushion, with the coach sitting beside him... He was so angry that he was immediately detonated. He begged me to help you lose weight, but now he is doing well. If I don't work hard, why should I help you.
"...I..." the fat man propped himself up and sat up.
"What me?!, now, go out, run to the city hall, and come back again! Otherwise, pack up your luggage and leave immediately." The fat man stood up aggrieved, and he really worked hard, but when he thought that he might be killed by Jiang Ming I hurried back, quickly packed up my things, and ran out...
"Are you coaching, or me?" Yang Yuqing crossed his arms, looking unhappy.
"..., according to your training method, it is impossible to lose weight in a lifetime!" Jiang Ming also crossed his arms and stared at the paralyzed coach.
"Okay, you train, I'll leave, OK?"
"You...you are running away! You have the ability to lose the fat of the fat man!"
"Hmph, of course I can lose the fat of the fat man, as long as someone doesn't make trouble."
"You!..." Jiang Ming ran back to the office angrily.
"Hello? Anka, your mother has found a good coach!"
"..." Who the hell did I offend again? I made people look bad inside and out, and I didn't even bother Jiang Ming even after I hung up the phone.
After regaining his senses, Jiang Ming felt that he was too embarrassed just now. Anka kindly helped him to hire a coach. He didn't thank him, and even scolded him... Apologizing is impossible, and Young Master Jiang couldn't help it. It's all about saving face, so I'll treat him to a meal when I have time, a meal.By the way, Fatty, when he got angry just now, he punished Fatty... It's already noon now, let him run to the city hall, and then come back... It's still dark, and it won't be good if he is exhausted.Think about it, forget it or go pick it up.Jiang Ming took the car keys and prepared to go out.
Fitness hall...a tall, handsome man in expensive clothes sat on his boss chair, which made Jiang Ming very unhappy. People in the club generally knew that this position was Jiang Ming's exclusive seat. The man around him didn't know what to say, the man raised his head, his eyes collided with Jiang Ming, which made Jiang Ming even more furious, this man is not simple.
Jiang Ming ignored him and walked towards the door with the car keys.
"Young Master Jiang, don't come here without any problems!" Jiang Ming was startled, the voice... turned around sharply, "Are you Xie Qiang?!"
"Hey, you still remember me..." The man stood up, walked towards Jiang Ming, and looked at Jiang Ming with a half-smile.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Ming was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.
"Of course I'm here...to see you." Walking to Jiang Ming's side, he looked down at Jiang Ming slightly.
Jiang Ming dodged backwards,
"Are you still alive?"
"I can't bear you, so I don't want to die."
"If you're going to die, I might as well give you a ride!" Jiang Ming gritted his teeth angrily.
"Okay, let's see how you want to deliver it~~."
"Thanks! Strong!"
The author has something to say: rest today~ la la la la, so the update is a bit late, sorry, I finally cleared up Jiang Ming's feelings hehe
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"Beep, beep, beep~~~~~~~~" The car horn outside was about to be honked, the fat man woke up suddenly, pushed Jiang Ming, and pointed to the car behind.The light has turned green, and the cars in front have all gone.
A sharp turn.
"Us, is this going back?" The fat man looked at Jiang Ming, his expression was unusually ugly.
"En" Then the two returned to the club without saying a word.
After the fat man came back, he changed his clothes, turned on the TV, stood on the ground, and squatted while watching TV...
Jiang Ming returned to his multifunctional office, took off his coat, threw it on the sofa, and fell on the bed, recalling the scene just now, very angry!Absolutely angry!But...it's not very sad...it's time to say goodbye.
"The person I love~ is not my lover~ every inch of his heart belongs to another person, he is so happy, the happiness is so cruel, it makes me love and hate at the same time, why is his love so deep..."
"Hello? Xiao Ming, what's the matter?" Hearing his voice, the words that were about to spit out choked in his throat again.
"Where are you?"
"outside……"
"Qikai... Let's... Let's break up."
"..."
"Since we don't love each other anymore, being together will only torture each other...so let's break up."
"Okay... let's break up, I'm tired of pestering me all the time, from now on... from now on, put your bad temper away,...no one can stand it except me, and...you can't eat spicy food, I will be allergic after eating,... how many times, I don't have a long memory, drink less alcohol, your stomach is not good..."
"Qikai..." Jiang Ming grabbed the phone, his nose sore.
Take a deep breath, "Also, the things you put in my house... have time to clean up... After all, I was the one who was sorry first, so... don't say sorry." After hanging up the phone, Zhang Qikai squatted in the bathroom, covering his mouth, silently Tears... After all, I really loved, and loved the most, and it hurts to be separated like this...
The person lying on the bed buried his head in the pillow, as if so that others could not see his tears...
Jiang Ming, who has lost his love, has become a powder keg, and whoever messes with him will blow his head to ashes... He used to go out for a walk all day, but now he has become a lady of everyone, staying in the club, and never leaving the door. .Everyone in the club is in danger, of course... these people don't include Fatty.
The fat man is doing sit-ups at a speed of 2 per minute, and he has made great progress. He could only do 5 sit-ups before, but now he can do 20. The coach sits next to him to encourage the fat man, shouting "Come on, hysterical", seeing the fat man do it At the 21st time, it was difficult to get up, and then coaxed!I fell down on the soft cushion, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get up... I was panting heavily, and the flesh on my stomach was also bobbing up and down in a tangled momentum.The coach covered his head with his hands helplessly.
"Yeah...sorry, coach...I really can't get up...my stomach is cramping.
"...Okay, keep working hard and do one more thing today than yesterday."
"That's it, you still want to lose weight?!" Jiang Ming came out of the office and saw the fat man lying on the cushion, with the coach sitting beside him... He was so angry that he was immediately detonated. He begged me to help you lose weight, but now he is doing well. If I don't work hard, why should I help you.
"...I..." the fat man propped himself up and sat up.
"What me?!, now, go out, run to the city hall, and come back again! Otherwise, pack up your luggage and leave immediately." The fat man stood up aggrieved, and he really worked hard, but when he thought that he might be killed by Jiang Ming I hurried back, quickly packed up my things, and ran out...
"Are you coaching, or me?" Yang Yuqing crossed his arms, looking unhappy.
"..., according to your training method, it is impossible to lose weight in a lifetime!" Jiang Ming also crossed his arms and stared at the paralyzed coach.
"Okay, you train, I'll leave, OK?"
"You...you are running away! You have the ability to lose the fat of the fat man!"
"Hmph, of course I can lose the fat of the fat man, as long as someone doesn't make trouble."
"You!..." Jiang Ming ran back to the office angrily.
"Hello? Anka, your mother has found a good coach!"
"..." Who the hell did I offend again? I made people look bad inside and out, and I didn't even bother Jiang Ming even after I hung up the phone.
After regaining his senses, Jiang Ming felt that he was too embarrassed just now. Anka kindly helped him to hire a coach. He didn't thank him, and even scolded him... Apologizing is impossible, and Young Master Jiang couldn't help it. It's all about saving face, so I'll treat him to a meal when I have time, a meal.By the way, Fatty, when he got angry just now, he punished Fatty... It's already noon now, let him run to the city hall, and then come back... It's still dark, and it won't be good if he is exhausted.Think about it, forget it or go pick it up.Jiang Ming took the car keys and prepared to go out.
Fitness hall...a tall, handsome man in expensive clothes sat on his boss chair, which made Jiang Ming very unhappy. People in the club generally knew that this position was Jiang Ming's exclusive seat. The man around him didn't know what to say, the man raised his head, his eyes collided with Jiang Ming, which made Jiang Ming even more furious, this man is not simple.
Jiang Ming ignored him and walked towards the door with the car keys.
"Young Master Jiang, don't come here without any problems!" Jiang Ming was startled, the voice... turned around sharply, "Are you Xie Qiang?!"
"Hey, you still remember me..." The man stood up, walked towards Jiang Ming, and looked at Jiang Ming with a half-smile.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Ming was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.
"Of course I'm here...to see you." Walking to Jiang Ming's side, he looked down at Jiang Ming slightly.
Jiang Ming dodged backwards,
"Are you still alive?"
"I can't bear you, so I don't want to die."
"If you're going to die, I might as well give you a ride!" Jiang Ming gritted his teeth angrily.
"Okay, let's see how you want to deliver it~~."
"Thanks! Strong!"
The author has something to say: rest today~ la la la la, so the update is a bit late, sorry, I finally cleared up Jiang Ming's feelings hehe
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