In a place like West Lake District in Hangzhou where every inch of land is expensive, a three-story single-family building is very luxurious, wealthy, wealthy, wealthy, wealthy... Xia Wei squatted at the door, picking grass, and thinking about it.
Duan He pulled him and walked in, and introduced: "When you go in later, you will greet people when you see them. Several uncles in the family are working in other places. They come back to get together during the Chinese New Year. Usually, only my parents and grandparents live together."
Xia Wei murmured in his heart: Sure enough, your father is the most unpromising, and he can't even afford a house.
Duan He explained with a smile: "I'm sorry, you are wrong, this house was bought by my father."
Xia Wei sneered: "Student Ana, we are all alittle in love with each other."
Duan Hexin said that he was really perverted, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard this guy talk.He pulled Xia Wei towards him, straightened the little Taoist priest's short hair, and said in a low voice: "My eldest aunt and fourth aunt are Americans, and my third aunt is Japanese. Don't talk about your bad Japanese and English. Be careful not to be teased by their children.”
"Ouch! I speak Korean!"
"What else can you say other than vomit?"
Xia Wei squatted down and drew a circle, "I knew I should watch more Korean dramas."
The Duan family's children's names are divided into two extremes. Duan Sha, Duan Gan, Duan E, and Duan Meng are chosen by the old man, while Duan He, Duan Wen, Duan Tian, and Duan Ze are chosen by the third aunt.Duan He’s father’s name is Duan Ruan, but he is actually a gentle bridge engineer. Duan He led Xia Wei to see his father. Xia Wei smiled obediently: “Uncle Duan, hello, I’m Xia Wei.”
Father Duan adjusted his glasses and glanced at Xia Wei, kindly and majesticly: "Duan He told me, Xiao Xia, you don't have to be restrained in our house, just do whatever you want." Turning his head and continuing to look at his construction drawings, he waved his hand , "Duan He, take him to greet his grandparents."
After leaving the study, Xia Wei asked Duan He: "Hello?"
Duan He nodded solemnly, "Well, our family has been like this for decades, it's the rules set by grandma."
Xia Wei laughed, "Marry into a wealthy family..."
Duan He lowered his head, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "You..." After thinking about how to phrase it, he said seriously, "It's okay if you fight with me in private, I'd rather be normal with elders around."
Xia Wei snorted, and said to himself: Originally, I just wanted to cheat for food and drink, how did I know that your family is so troublesome?
Greeting the old man for a new year, the old man Duan's eyes were not very good, but he was still very energetic, he nodded Xia Wei's head and laughed: "If Nineteen hadn't told me that he was his friend, I would have thought it was Er one!"
Xia Wei asked in a low voice, "What is Eryi?"
Duan He muttered: "Er Yi is my youngest cousin. He is studying for a master's degree at Harvard. He may not come back this year."
"What about nineteen?"
"I."
Xia Wei pouted and held back.
The third concubine is a white-haired old lady, she smiled kindly: "How can Xiao Xia look handsome on Eryi? Come, Xiao Xia, come here."
Xia Wei moved over, with a smile on his face, he looked like a good boy who everyone loved, "Grandma, I'm so sorry, you are busy during the Chinese New Year, and I came to disturb you."
The third aunt took his hand, "What do you mean? There are dozens of people in our family celebrating the New Year. Isn't it just a matter of having an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks? You told me everything about you, and it made me feel sad , if you like it, come to grandma’s for the New Year every year from now on.”
"Thank you grandma." Xia Wei responded softly, his eyes were a little hot, he was used to being deserted after more than ten years of Spring Festival alone, but now he is not used to it.
After leaving the door, Xia Wei pinched a red envelope in his hand, dumbfounded.
Duan He laughed at him: "Isn't it just New Year's money? The 200 yuan windfall made you happy like a fool? It stands to reason that an old person like you shouldn't take New Year's money, but as long as there are people in our family who are still studying, you didn't take it." When it comes to graduation certificates, you can barely be considered a student.”
Xia Wei was not talkative, he stuffed the New Year's money together with the red envelope into the pocket of his jacket, held it against his heart, and said, "It's the first time I've received New Year's money since I was sensible."
Duan He's heart trembled, and he raised his hand to rub Xia Wei's head. There was no one else around, the temperature of the heater was moderate, and the atmosphere was weird, ambiguous, and embarrassing.
As if to break the suffocating silence, Duan He carefully pressed a kiss on Xia Wei's forehead, followed by a longer period of embarrassment, both of them were silent, and they didn't know how to move their hands and feet.
A girl with blond hair and blue eyes came up from the stairs, Xia Wei hurriedly shifted his gaze, and asked Duan He: "Who is that person?"
"My niece, my cousin's daughter..."
"Hi beauty!" Xia Wei rushed forward and acted like a baby, "My sister is getting more and more beautiful, huh? Who am I? I am the second uncle!"
Without further ado, Duan He grabbed Xia Wei's back collar and walked towards the balcony stairs, went up to the third floor, opened the door of his room and pushed him in, "What do you want to do?"
"I just want to get to know your niece. If we develop a good relationship, maybe I can become your niece's son-in-law." Xia Wei twitched.
Duan He gritted his teeth with hatred: "My brother is a policeman, he must be interested in hearing your legendary story, Taoist Master."
Xia Wei showed a self-consciously charming smile, "You brothers don't see how glorious it is to rob graves."
Duan He held Xia Wei's hand, tightened it tightly, and his smile was still friendly: "Then do you think my brother will favor you? You don't want to be arrested and sentenced after the Chinese New Year?"
Xia Wei fell headlong, moaning: "Wuuuuuu...you brothers bully others..."
There are too many people in the family, brothers Duan and Duansha have to live in the same room, there is no extra bed, Xia Wei and Duan He share a single bed as a matter of course, Xia Wei is unhappy: "I thought there was a KINGSIZE bed."
Duan He pointed to Duan Sha who was laying on the floor: "My brother is sleeping in KINGSIZE, you go and sleep with him."
Duan Sha raised his eyebrows: "How dare you!"
With a groan, Xia Wei ducked into Duan He's bed and waved shyly: "Guest, come here."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He lifted up the quilt and lay down as usual: "Why are you so naked again?"
Xia Wei: "Honey, I still have your warm arms."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He: "But with the air conditioner on, I shouldn't catch a cold."
Xia Wei: "Baby, hug."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He: "Don't mess around, I have to get up early tomorrow, and I'll take you to burn incense."
Xia Wei: "It's disgusting, it's obvious that you are touching other people's tits."
Duan Sha got up, silently rolled up the bedding and carried it on his shoulders, and weakly opened the door.
Duan He doubted: "Brother, where are you going?"
"I...I sleep in the hallway..." Duan Shazai complained silently: Perverted, perverted...
Since there are many girls who are not familiar with the world, Duan He feels that it is safer to reduce the time spent by Taoist priests at home, so he enthusiastically takes Xia Wei outside to play. Duan's mother goes to Lingyin Temple to burn incense and pray for blessings every month. Said that his son wanted to go out to play, so he asked him to go to the temple to worship.
Duan Sha had no choice but to act as the driver, and sighed, "Duan He, don't you have a driver's license?"
Duan He and Xia Wei got into a fight very late last night, sitting in the back row and yawning: "I'm a novice with no experience on the road. You're going to beat me up again if you crash your car into any corner during Chinese New Year."
The [-]th Duan family had the rank of captain when he retired from the army. After he came back, he took a position in the public security. The job was stable and the benefits were generous. He secured a golden job, plus he was a good-looking talent.After Xia Wei finished speaking, he asked, "Master Nineteen, do you think so?"
Duan He held his head: "...Don't call me Nineteen Young Master."
Duan Sha, who was driving in the front seat, was expressionless, "It's none of your business."
Xia Wei covered his face and pretended to be cute: "Eighteen Young Master, look here, look here."
Duan He hurriedly pulled him, "Oh, don't mess with my brother."
Xia Wei raised his hand: "Brother Sha, are you interested in me? I recommend myself to be your little Darling, and you give me your VOLVO!"
Duan He was out of breath: "You..." Without saying a word, Duan Sha suddenly slammed on the brakes, and the two people in the back row hit the back of the car in the front row, Xia Wei screamed, and the bridge of his nose was almost smashed. Duan He rubbed his forehead, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Duan Sha started the car slowly: "My sister-in-law is too noisy, please take care of it."
Duan Heleiben: Ah, my brother is not normal anymore...
Lingyin Temple is in the Feilai Peak Scenic Area, and the three of them wandered around the scenic area without much interest. Xia Wei was hungry, so he found an excuse not to enter Lingyin Temple, hugging the tree in front of the temple with a dignified face: "The poor road is Maoshan Send 99 generations of headmen." He raised his hand and pointed to the temple, "Is there any reason to go in and burn incense if we don't agree with these bald donkeys?"
"Hey, yesterday you said that it's a pity that you haven't been here after studying in Hangzhou for four years." Duan He persuaded helplessly and haggardly: "Come here, don't burn incense if you don't burn incense, just go back after shopping around .”
"Benefactor, you are distorting the poor religious beliefs, Amitabha..."
"I have no choice but to use my trump card." Duan He took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet, folded it into a paper airplane, and flew out. "Go and buy three tickets, and the rest of the money is yours."
"Oh yeah! Money!" Xia Wei ran over to pick up the banknotes and took them as his own. After that, he never mentioned his religious beliefs, and ran to the crowded ticket gate of the temple to queue up to buy tickets.
Duan Sha asked his brother, "Don't you feel tired?"
Duan He: "... just get used to it."
After waiting for a while, Xia Wei ran back holding the banknote and grabbed Duan and wrestled together, "You have no conscience, the ticket costs 35 yuan, three pieces of one hundred and five..."
Duan He: "Just five yuan in advance."
"Then my errand expenses, youth loss expenses, mental injury expenses, miscarriage expenses, child support expenses..."
"Shut up!" Duan Sha couldn't bear it anymore: "Then don't go! Go home now!" After shouting, he turned his head and left.
Sure enough, Xia Wei shut up, bit his cuff and said to Duan He: "Your brother is so scary."
Duan He straightened his wrinkled collar, "I told you, don't mess with my brother."
Xia Wei provoked the brother's feelings: "He must be coveting his sister-in-law, and his conscience was strongly condemned, so he became angry from embarrassment."
Duan He made a gesture of parting love, "If he wants you, I'll pay him back."
"Anna...it's shameful for me to be pregnant with your flesh and blood as a man, you can't let me go..."
Duan He: "Brother, walk slowly, save me..."
One of the three people was sprinting in front, and the two were pulling and tugging at the back. When they were about to reach the exit of the scenic spot, a bald man in cassock sneaked out of the bushes, clasped his hands together, turned his head and looked around mischievously while talking nonsense. Gossiping: "Several benefactors, the poor monk is the abbot of Shiquan Dabu of your temple, fifty photos with thirty autographs..."
I saw the young monk with sword eyebrows and star eyes, straight nose bridge, red lips and white teeth, and a two centimeter pink scar on his forehead, but he was an acquaintance.
The three of them were blocked by this monk, Duan Sha was about to attack, who would have expected him to see who it was, they were shocked and stunned!
Duan He staggered back a few steps, "Illusion, this must be an illusion..."
"Berber..." Xia Wei opened his mouth wide: "You..."
For a moment, the world is still, fate!Fate... part... ah...
Bai Weiyu threw down the beads in his hand and threw himself at Xia Wei. Behind him were clusters of flowers and pigeons flying in a radial pattern. He wept generously and spoke incoherently: Everyone searched for him thousands of times, but when he suddenly looked back, the Taoist leader was in a dimly lit place!After traveling through mountains and rivers for dozens of years, I searched all over Wudang Mountain, Emei Mountain, and Wuyi Mountain. I thought I would never see the Taoist priest again in this life. I almost despaired, gave up, and died for love...
Xia Wei wept with joy, chattering, Bai Weiyu took a few breaths: "Master..."
After taking a breath, Xia Wei choked on his own saliva: "Ahem, abbot..."
Bai Weiyu said affectionately, "Master..."
Xia Wei burst into tears: "Abbot..."
"Bull nose..."
"Vald donkey..." Fingers intertwined, weeping and embracing...
Duan Sha met the fraudulent corpse in the tomb, but he didn't meet Bai Weiyu's horror here!He asked himself, he had never been frightened like this since he was a child!
Duan He returned to normal, patted his brother on the shoulder, "Just get used to it."
Duan Sha took out his mobile phone, and said in a sinister voice, "Call the police."
Bai Weiyu threw himself at his feet: "Hero Duan, be merciful, I am also forced by life..."
"Didn't you tell me you went to Hanoi?" Duan Sha looked at him sternly.
"I really went. You see, I brought back a special Vietnamese mung bean cake, Brother Duan smiled!" Bai Weiyu tremblingly took out a box of cakes from his big cuff.
Duan Sha took it and read the words on the box: "Gulangyu pie."
"That's right. Gulangyu Island is a small island [-] kilometers west of Hanoi." Bai Weiyu explained with a half-smile.
Duan He sighed: Alas, IQ is not as high as Xia Wei.
Duan Sha grabbed his cassock and squeezed it, "How about I borrow your money?"
"used up."
"When will it be returned?"
"Aren't I making money to pay you back?"
Duan Sha handed the Gulangyu pie to his younger brother, and started to press his phone. After pressing two 1s, Bai Weiyu took his phone away, with tears in his eyes, and a little sadness on his tanned face: "Duan Kill me, trust me, I will pay you back."
Duan Sha froze for a moment, then said dully: "I didn't force you to pay back the money..."
Afterwards, Bai Weiyu said to Xia Wei: "That is the highest state of pretending to be deep. You can see the effect, right? You should learn more..."
Bai Weiyu did find his mother's house in Hanoi, but he ran away before his butt was hot. When he met his stepfather, he spoke sarcastically and then made a big fuss. Few, the old Chinese New Year has no face to ask friends to borrow money, sleeps around on the train in desperation, and waits for school to return to makeup after the Chinese New Year. As for how to fool around, Xia Wei has set him a good example.
Duan He looked at him with pity, "Wei Yu, as a quasi-artist studying in college, how could you do such a substandard thing like Xia Wei, Xia Wei is just an idiot, it's nothing to be in the police station, you What if you get caught..."
"Damn!" Bai Weiyu said contemptuously, "I'm doing performance art, can Xiaoman compare with me?"
Xia Wei grabbed him with eighteen martial arts and said, "If you call me that again, I will fight you to the death!"
"Xiaoman, Xiaoman, what's wrong with me calling you Xiaoman?"
"Ru Hua Ru Hua, I will call you Ru Hua in the future!"
Duan Sha's expression was gloomy, and murderous anger flashed in his eyes, Duan He hurriedly separated the two, "Don't quarrel, if you quarrel again, my brother will explode!"
Duan Sha confiscated Bai Weiyu's cassock, "Where did you get that?"
"When I, I was in Putuo Temple in Xiamen..., I stole, peeked at an old monk taking a bath, and by the way..." Bai Weiyu felt even more cautious when he learned that Duan Sha was a police officer.
The other two were sweating coldly: Peeking at the old monk... taking a bath?
Duan Sha stared at Bai Weiyu's head, "Is it cold?"
Bai Weiyu patted his head, aggrieved: "Cold." Duan Sha pushed him into the car without saying a word.
Duan Sha bought a Lei Feng hat, white with gray fox fur, it is the kind of style that has been refitted for non-mainstream little brothers to look cool, and the price is [-].
Duan He was dumbfounded: Since when did my brother start buying luxury goods?
The fake monk put the hat on his head, leaned into the rearview mirror of the Volvo and stared at it narcissistically for a long time, his face propped up like a narcissus flower, and he muttered to himself: "God is so unfair to me, it's better to grow up like this Pan An Xiaoying Song Yu's appearance is simply a disaster for the country and the people! Look at yourselves, under my radiance, are you so inferior that you don't want to be human anymore?"
Duan He: "Hey...you really hate Xia Wei!"
The fake Taoist grabbed his neck and shook it: "Put it on for me too."
"No, this is a token of love that elder brother Duan bought for me." The fake monk stroked the fox fur on his hat intoxicatedly, "It's so comfortable."
The fake Taoist grabbed Duan He and wagged his tail: "Duan Lang, I want it too."
Blue veins popped up on Duan He's forehead: "It's really annoying..."
"You think I'm annoying, I've given you everything..." The fake Taoist insisted, "Buy me, buy me..."
Duan Sha handed over the receipt for the hat to Bai Weiyu, and said nonchalantly, "In addition to this, you owe me 660 yuan, and you should pay it back within three months, or I will go to your school."
The hat in Bai Weiyu's hand fell to the ground: "Ah... can't I return it?"
Xia Wei rubbed his nose and looked at the sky: "It's so hot."
Bai Weiyu moved closer to Duan He's ear: "Oh, I've wanted to ask you for a long time, does your brother have facial paralysis?"
Duan and Wen replied politely and kindly: "You are the only one with facial paralysis, and your whole family has facial paralysis."
Go out and bring back a wild animal.Grandpa Duan said, "Oh, this is eighteen's friend, I thought it was Eryi!"
The third aunt said: "Nonsense talk, how could Xiaobai be as handsome as Eryi! Come on, Xiaobai, come here, oh, you'll be liked just by looking at it, and I will come to grandma's place every year from now on, grandma loves you."
Xia Wei's little heart was severely damaged, "Why do I feel that this sentence is familiar?"
Duan He asked back, "What dissatisfaction do you have?"
"No...no." Just kidding, the third concubine is the queen mother of the Duan family, and anyone who is dissatisfied will be dragged out of the dog's head to serve.
Please come out after finishing the installation, Bai Weiyu lit the New Year's money, and said happily: "Your grandma is really a super kind person!"
Xia Wei stretched his head: "How much?"
"three hundred."
"..."
The man with facial paralysis had a smile in his eyes: "It seems that my grandma likes you very much." He reached out and took off Bai Weiyu's hat, revealing a big bald head, "If you let you go in like this, she will only give you one hundred."
"Ahem." Duan He pulled Xia Wei to leave the place of trouble.
Xia Wei: "Wuuuu...... I'm handsome or is he handsome?"
Duan He comforted him: "My grandma must have counted wrongly, and she only gave me two hundred."
"Wow, am I handsome or is he handsome?"
"This...you two have different styles."
"I want to hear you say I'm handsome."
"You are handsome, you are handsome, he is ugly."
"He's a liar..." Bai Weiyu Lanhua pointed out, "Even if the poor monk is bald, he's much more handsome than a Taoist priest like you!"
Xia Wei: "He brother, you have to be the master for me..."
Duan He: "..."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He said to his brother very distressed: "Brother, these two can't be kept at home together, the quarrel is driving me crazy..."
Duan Sha seemed to be in a good mood, "Let them make trouble, they won't be able to come up with any standard tricks."
The PK of Xia Wei and Bai Weiyu are equal in terms of brain damage, needless to say, the former is sloppy and the latter likes to be clean; the former is a thief and the latter is clean; The reader is basically a glass of white water except for the pretense and failure, and the conclusion... Xia Wei is really useless.
Xia Wei nestled under the quilt, with a small piece of toothpaste left at the corner of his mouth, after listening to Duan He's comparative analysis, he said sadly: "Pull, you despise me."
"I don't." Duan He wiped off the toothpaste foam at the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help teasing him: "Let me kiss you."
Xia Wei covered his face and shook his head and tail: "I don't want it yet."
Duan He lifted the quilt up to cover the heads of the two of them, "Do I treat you well?"
"Okay." Xia Wei hugged Duan He with his bare upper body.
Duan He groped under the dark blanket, pinched Xia Wei's chin, and pecked his lips, "I brought you to see your in-laws, be more honest in the future." Xia Wei did not respond.
"Are you shy?" Duan He pinched the other person's face, and kissed again, gently, just lips touching lips, he had never kissed before, so it was enough to be sensational.
Xia Wei suddenly stood up and pressed Duan He under him, biting his lip and poking his tongue in to stir it up.The kiss was so passionate, almost violent, that Duan He was almost overwhelmed, he took deep breaths while struggling to cooperate with the other party in unfamiliar lip and tongue movements, almost suffocating as he kissed!
Xia Wei let go of Duan He's lips, smirked a few times, reached into his pajama pants, pinched his butt brutally, and then said in a low magnetic voice next to his ear: "Baby, what are you doing?" I'll be honest, don't tease me, I can't help but want to fuck you regardless of the occasion." The little man rabbit instantly turned into a big wolf, Duan He was frightened, and he was so scared that he didn't say anything for a long time.
After taking a shower, Bai Weiyu opened the door and came in, "Where should I sleep?"
Those two people came out of the bed with their messy hair on their heads, Duan He had a pale face and dull eyes: "... huh?"
Xia Wei raised his chin towards the quilt on the floor, "Ruhua, you will accompany Eighteenth Young Master tonight."
Bai Weiyu rushed over and grabbed the bed sheet: "Second Brother Duan, you still remember that under the tomb, it was a poor monk who sacrificed his life to save your life. How could you have a new love and forget the old love..."
Duan He has not recovered from the shock: "...Huh?"
"Don't talk to him, Brother." Xia Wei lay on his chest in a charming manner, with a smile in his eyes: "Can't you make the decision too? It was the Eighteenth Young Master who called him to sleep with him..."
Duan Sha appeared at the door at some point, "Huh?" Xia Wei shoved his head back into the bed.
Duan He climbed out of bed hesitantly, "Brother, I...I'll sleep with you, let them be together."
How could I forget, Xia Wei is a hooligan, and the result of being a hooligan to a hooligan is to be played a hooligan by the hooligan, which sounds like a tongue twister.This Chinese New Year, the pure old virgin Dr. Duan was unhappy, he couldn't help himself and kissed the hooligan first, trying to have a simple, beautiful and beautiful little love, and he didn't want the hooligan to let go of him from now on. From verbal ambiguity directly to physical harassment.
When the sky was bright on the first day of the new year, Duan He opened his eyes, and in front of him was the infinitely magnified face of classmate Xia Wei. The octopus mouth was getting closer and closer: "Ana, let me have one."
Duan He turned over slowly, shaking his brother weakly: "Brother, help me..."
Duan Sha fell into a drowsy sleep, pushed his hand away, "Don't quarrel, I will beat you again."
Xia Wei crawled on the bed bored, "Oh, then I'm going to kiss Weiyu."
Duan He grabbed him, "Come back to me!"
Xia Wei squeezed into Duan He's blanket like a caterpillar, his hands were cold and wet.
Duan He covered his hand and asked, "Why do you get up so early? What time is it?"
"I woke up from urinating and went to the bathroom."
"Who told you to drink so much Coke before going to bed... eh? Wash your hands?"
"……No."
Duan He was startled: "Then why is there water on his hands?"
Xia Wei: "..."
Bai Weiyu on the bed: "..."
Duan Sha lying next to them: "..."
Duan He took his hands out of the quilt and smelled them, then kicked Xia Wei out of the quilt, "Fuck you! You don't even wash your hands when you piss on your hands!"
"Water...the water is too cold, people are afraid of the cold..." Xia Wei knew he was wrong, and tremblingly crawled to the bed.
Bai Weiyu rolled himself tightly into a sushi roll with the quilt, "Don't come in!" Duan Sha didn't say anything, and chopped Xia Wei half to death with his eyes.
Xia Wei only wore a pair of thin sports pants, his upper body was covered with a bandage, squatting on the ground trembling: "Ah! Ah!"
Anyway, his hands were full of urine, and he couldn't lie on the bed comfortably. Duan He thumped the floor, got out of bed in pain, put on a coat, threw Xia Wei a sweater, and dragged him to the toilet to wash his hands.
Bai Weiyu dozed off again, woke up and found that the adulterer and adulterer hadn't come back, he woke up Duan Sha, and asked, "Did your brother flush the fake Taoist priest down the toilet?"
Duan Sha took out his phone from under the pillow to check the time, more than 20 minutes had passed.
The two put on their coats and tiptoed to the door of the toilet on the third floor. Bai Weiyu leaned against the door and listened, and heard Xia Wei moaning: "Well... Duan He, dear, Ana, please forgive me ..."
Duan He: "Shut up, if you keep yelling like that, I'll kill you."
Xia Wei: "Well...you are good or bad, don't, don't..."
Duan He: "It's really annoying, quickly take this off."
Xia Wei: "I'm cold..."
Duan He: "I will speed up, it will be ready soon..."
Xia Wei: "Ah, it's bleeding!"
Duan He: "Just a little bit, it's okay."
Bai Weiyu listened for a while speechlessly: "Aren't these two people too bold?"
Duan Sha had a bad expression, "There are so many people in the family, they are really messing around!"
Bai Weiyu put his shoulders on his shoulders, and comforted him old-fashionedly: "It's okay, everyone hasn't woken up yet."
Duan Sha stood up and wanted to leave, he urged: "Stop listening, let's go."
Bai Weiyu didn't let go: "It's rare to have a live version, let's listen to it again."
Duan Sha glanced coldly at the paw on his shoulder, "Get the dog's paw away."
When Bai Weiyu heard this, he grabbed his shoulders and said, "If you put it on, you will die? Is your shoulder worth a lot? Give me a price, and I will buy it!"
"open!"
"Please." Bai Weiyu smiled hippie.
Duan Sha didn't speak, just looked at him expressionlessly.
In an instant, Bai Weiyu felt a cold wind passing through his body, he couldn't help shaking, and quickly withdrew his hand, "Brother Duan, I was wrong..."
Duan He took a lot of effort to remove all the bandages that were wrapped around Xia Wei. Because the bullet penetrated through the shoulder, although the surface had gradually healed and scabbed, the muscles had not yet recovered, and Xia Wei's arm had no strength to raise. Or carry heavy objects.
Duan He gave Xia Wei a poke on the face: "It's been a long time since there is no need to tie bandages, just stick a piece of gauze on it."
Xia Wei hooked his neck: "He brother, hold me tight, I'm cold..."
"I beg you, don't talk so disgusting, can you?" Duan He opened the medicine box, cut off the gauze and folded it into small squares, and then used tape to stick a piece on each of his front and rear bullet holes, "Be careful not to rub it when you take off your clothes." , don’t touch the water even in the shower.”
Back in the bedroom, the other two looked at them strangely, Duan He wondered: "Oh, why did you get up so early? We are going to go back to bed and go back to sleep."
Duan Sha's eyes were very conflicted, he opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything after all, he took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet and handed it to his younger brother, "Look for a hotel, not at home."
Duan He looked at the money in his hand: "..." Duan Sha opened the door and walked away with a heavy face.
Bai Weiyu stretched out his middle finger and poked Xia Wei's chin nondescriptly, pushing his face up, "Brother, listen to your brother, go out and live, even if you don't leave, I dare not sleep with you in the same bed."
Xia Wei was puzzled: "Hey, how did Duan Sha become my brother?"
Bai Weiyu waved his handkerchief and ran away with Xiao Neiba, and said as he ran, "Brother Xiaoman, the family is full of chatter, you should go to the restaurant and enjoy the feeling of being newlywed to your heart's content."
Duan He trembled, "He said, enjoy yourself... what?"
Cold sweat broke out on Xia Wei's forehead: "...the wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly..."
Duan He pulled him and walked in, and introduced: "When you go in later, you will greet people when you see them. Several uncles in the family are working in other places. They come back to get together during the Chinese New Year. Usually, only my parents and grandparents live together."
Xia Wei murmured in his heart: Sure enough, your father is the most unpromising, and he can't even afford a house.
Duan He explained with a smile: "I'm sorry, you are wrong, this house was bought by my father."
Xia Wei sneered: "Student Ana, we are all alittle in love with each other."
Duan Hexin said that he was really perverted, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard this guy talk.He pulled Xia Wei towards him, straightened the little Taoist priest's short hair, and said in a low voice: "My eldest aunt and fourth aunt are Americans, and my third aunt is Japanese. Don't talk about your bad Japanese and English. Be careful not to be teased by their children.”
"Ouch! I speak Korean!"
"What else can you say other than vomit?"
Xia Wei squatted down and drew a circle, "I knew I should watch more Korean dramas."
The Duan family's children's names are divided into two extremes. Duan Sha, Duan Gan, Duan E, and Duan Meng are chosen by the old man, while Duan He, Duan Wen, Duan Tian, and Duan Ze are chosen by the third aunt.Duan He’s father’s name is Duan Ruan, but he is actually a gentle bridge engineer. Duan He led Xia Wei to see his father. Xia Wei smiled obediently: “Uncle Duan, hello, I’m Xia Wei.”
Father Duan adjusted his glasses and glanced at Xia Wei, kindly and majesticly: "Duan He told me, Xiao Xia, you don't have to be restrained in our house, just do whatever you want." Turning his head and continuing to look at his construction drawings, he waved his hand , "Duan He, take him to greet his grandparents."
After leaving the study, Xia Wei asked Duan He: "Hello?"
Duan He nodded solemnly, "Well, our family has been like this for decades, it's the rules set by grandma."
Xia Wei laughed, "Marry into a wealthy family..."
Duan He lowered his head, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "You..." After thinking about how to phrase it, he said seriously, "It's okay if you fight with me in private, I'd rather be normal with elders around."
Xia Wei snorted, and said to himself: Originally, I just wanted to cheat for food and drink, how did I know that your family is so troublesome?
Greeting the old man for a new year, the old man Duan's eyes were not very good, but he was still very energetic, he nodded Xia Wei's head and laughed: "If Nineteen hadn't told me that he was his friend, I would have thought it was Er one!"
Xia Wei asked in a low voice, "What is Eryi?"
Duan He muttered: "Er Yi is my youngest cousin. He is studying for a master's degree at Harvard. He may not come back this year."
"What about nineteen?"
"I."
Xia Wei pouted and held back.
The third concubine is a white-haired old lady, she smiled kindly: "How can Xiao Xia look handsome on Eryi? Come, Xiao Xia, come here."
Xia Wei moved over, with a smile on his face, he looked like a good boy who everyone loved, "Grandma, I'm so sorry, you are busy during the Chinese New Year, and I came to disturb you."
The third aunt took his hand, "What do you mean? There are dozens of people in our family celebrating the New Year. Isn't it just a matter of having an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks? You told me everything about you, and it made me feel sad , if you like it, come to grandma’s for the New Year every year from now on.”
"Thank you grandma." Xia Wei responded softly, his eyes were a little hot, he was used to being deserted after more than ten years of Spring Festival alone, but now he is not used to it.
After leaving the door, Xia Wei pinched a red envelope in his hand, dumbfounded.
Duan He laughed at him: "Isn't it just New Year's money? The 200 yuan windfall made you happy like a fool? It stands to reason that an old person like you shouldn't take New Year's money, but as long as there are people in our family who are still studying, you didn't take it." When it comes to graduation certificates, you can barely be considered a student.”
Xia Wei was not talkative, he stuffed the New Year's money together with the red envelope into the pocket of his jacket, held it against his heart, and said, "It's the first time I've received New Year's money since I was sensible."
Duan He's heart trembled, and he raised his hand to rub Xia Wei's head. There was no one else around, the temperature of the heater was moderate, and the atmosphere was weird, ambiguous, and embarrassing.
As if to break the suffocating silence, Duan He carefully pressed a kiss on Xia Wei's forehead, followed by a longer period of embarrassment, both of them were silent, and they didn't know how to move their hands and feet.
A girl with blond hair and blue eyes came up from the stairs, Xia Wei hurriedly shifted his gaze, and asked Duan He: "Who is that person?"
"My niece, my cousin's daughter..."
"Hi beauty!" Xia Wei rushed forward and acted like a baby, "My sister is getting more and more beautiful, huh? Who am I? I am the second uncle!"
Without further ado, Duan He grabbed Xia Wei's back collar and walked towards the balcony stairs, went up to the third floor, opened the door of his room and pushed him in, "What do you want to do?"
"I just want to get to know your niece. If we develop a good relationship, maybe I can become your niece's son-in-law." Xia Wei twitched.
Duan He gritted his teeth with hatred: "My brother is a policeman, he must be interested in hearing your legendary story, Taoist Master."
Xia Wei showed a self-consciously charming smile, "You brothers don't see how glorious it is to rob graves."
Duan He held Xia Wei's hand, tightened it tightly, and his smile was still friendly: "Then do you think my brother will favor you? You don't want to be arrested and sentenced after the Chinese New Year?"
Xia Wei fell headlong, moaning: "Wuuuuuu...you brothers bully others..."
There are too many people in the family, brothers Duan and Duansha have to live in the same room, there is no extra bed, Xia Wei and Duan He share a single bed as a matter of course, Xia Wei is unhappy: "I thought there was a KINGSIZE bed."
Duan He pointed to Duan Sha who was laying on the floor: "My brother is sleeping in KINGSIZE, you go and sleep with him."
Duan Sha raised his eyebrows: "How dare you!"
With a groan, Xia Wei ducked into Duan He's bed and waved shyly: "Guest, come here."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He lifted up the quilt and lay down as usual: "Why are you so naked again?"
Xia Wei: "Honey, I still have your warm arms."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He: "But with the air conditioner on, I shouldn't catch a cold."
Xia Wei: "Baby, hug."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He: "Don't mess around, I have to get up early tomorrow, and I'll take you to burn incense."
Xia Wei: "It's disgusting, it's obvious that you are touching other people's tits."
Duan Sha got up, silently rolled up the bedding and carried it on his shoulders, and weakly opened the door.
Duan He doubted: "Brother, where are you going?"
"I...I sleep in the hallway..." Duan Shazai complained silently: Perverted, perverted...
Since there are many girls who are not familiar with the world, Duan He feels that it is safer to reduce the time spent by Taoist priests at home, so he enthusiastically takes Xia Wei outside to play. Duan's mother goes to Lingyin Temple to burn incense and pray for blessings every month. Said that his son wanted to go out to play, so he asked him to go to the temple to worship.
Duan Sha had no choice but to act as the driver, and sighed, "Duan He, don't you have a driver's license?"
Duan He and Xia Wei got into a fight very late last night, sitting in the back row and yawning: "I'm a novice with no experience on the road. You're going to beat me up again if you crash your car into any corner during Chinese New Year."
The [-]th Duan family had the rank of captain when he retired from the army. After he came back, he took a position in the public security. The job was stable and the benefits were generous. He secured a golden job, plus he was a good-looking talent.After Xia Wei finished speaking, he asked, "Master Nineteen, do you think so?"
Duan He held his head: "...Don't call me Nineteen Young Master."
Duan Sha, who was driving in the front seat, was expressionless, "It's none of your business."
Xia Wei covered his face and pretended to be cute: "Eighteen Young Master, look here, look here."
Duan He hurriedly pulled him, "Oh, don't mess with my brother."
Xia Wei raised his hand: "Brother Sha, are you interested in me? I recommend myself to be your little Darling, and you give me your VOLVO!"
Duan He was out of breath: "You..." Without saying a word, Duan Sha suddenly slammed on the brakes, and the two people in the back row hit the back of the car in the front row, Xia Wei screamed, and the bridge of his nose was almost smashed. Duan He rubbed his forehead, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Duan Sha started the car slowly: "My sister-in-law is too noisy, please take care of it."
Duan Heleiben: Ah, my brother is not normal anymore...
Lingyin Temple is in the Feilai Peak Scenic Area, and the three of them wandered around the scenic area without much interest. Xia Wei was hungry, so he found an excuse not to enter Lingyin Temple, hugging the tree in front of the temple with a dignified face: "The poor road is Maoshan Send 99 generations of headmen." He raised his hand and pointed to the temple, "Is there any reason to go in and burn incense if we don't agree with these bald donkeys?"
"Hey, yesterday you said that it's a pity that you haven't been here after studying in Hangzhou for four years." Duan He persuaded helplessly and haggardly: "Come here, don't burn incense if you don't burn incense, just go back after shopping around .”
"Benefactor, you are distorting the poor religious beliefs, Amitabha..."
"I have no choice but to use my trump card." Duan He took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet, folded it into a paper airplane, and flew out. "Go and buy three tickets, and the rest of the money is yours."
"Oh yeah! Money!" Xia Wei ran over to pick up the banknotes and took them as his own. After that, he never mentioned his religious beliefs, and ran to the crowded ticket gate of the temple to queue up to buy tickets.
Duan Sha asked his brother, "Don't you feel tired?"
Duan He: "... just get used to it."
After waiting for a while, Xia Wei ran back holding the banknote and grabbed Duan and wrestled together, "You have no conscience, the ticket costs 35 yuan, three pieces of one hundred and five..."
Duan He: "Just five yuan in advance."
"Then my errand expenses, youth loss expenses, mental injury expenses, miscarriage expenses, child support expenses..."
"Shut up!" Duan Sha couldn't bear it anymore: "Then don't go! Go home now!" After shouting, he turned his head and left.
Sure enough, Xia Wei shut up, bit his cuff and said to Duan He: "Your brother is so scary."
Duan He straightened his wrinkled collar, "I told you, don't mess with my brother."
Xia Wei provoked the brother's feelings: "He must be coveting his sister-in-law, and his conscience was strongly condemned, so he became angry from embarrassment."
Duan He made a gesture of parting love, "If he wants you, I'll pay him back."
"Anna...it's shameful for me to be pregnant with your flesh and blood as a man, you can't let me go..."
Duan He: "Brother, walk slowly, save me..."
One of the three people was sprinting in front, and the two were pulling and tugging at the back. When they were about to reach the exit of the scenic spot, a bald man in cassock sneaked out of the bushes, clasped his hands together, turned his head and looked around mischievously while talking nonsense. Gossiping: "Several benefactors, the poor monk is the abbot of Shiquan Dabu of your temple, fifty photos with thirty autographs..."
I saw the young monk with sword eyebrows and star eyes, straight nose bridge, red lips and white teeth, and a two centimeter pink scar on his forehead, but he was an acquaintance.
The three of them were blocked by this monk, Duan Sha was about to attack, who would have expected him to see who it was, they were shocked and stunned!
Duan He staggered back a few steps, "Illusion, this must be an illusion..."
"Berber..." Xia Wei opened his mouth wide: "You..."
For a moment, the world is still, fate!Fate... part... ah...
Bai Weiyu threw down the beads in his hand and threw himself at Xia Wei. Behind him were clusters of flowers and pigeons flying in a radial pattern. He wept generously and spoke incoherently: Everyone searched for him thousands of times, but when he suddenly looked back, the Taoist leader was in a dimly lit place!After traveling through mountains and rivers for dozens of years, I searched all over Wudang Mountain, Emei Mountain, and Wuyi Mountain. I thought I would never see the Taoist priest again in this life. I almost despaired, gave up, and died for love...
Xia Wei wept with joy, chattering, Bai Weiyu took a few breaths: "Master..."
After taking a breath, Xia Wei choked on his own saliva: "Ahem, abbot..."
Bai Weiyu said affectionately, "Master..."
Xia Wei burst into tears: "Abbot..."
"Bull nose..."
"Vald donkey..." Fingers intertwined, weeping and embracing...
Duan Sha met the fraudulent corpse in the tomb, but he didn't meet Bai Weiyu's horror here!He asked himself, he had never been frightened like this since he was a child!
Duan He returned to normal, patted his brother on the shoulder, "Just get used to it."
Duan Sha took out his mobile phone, and said in a sinister voice, "Call the police."
Bai Weiyu threw himself at his feet: "Hero Duan, be merciful, I am also forced by life..."
"Didn't you tell me you went to Hanoi?" Duan Sha looked at him sternly.
"I really went. You see, I brought back a special Vietnamese mung bean cake, Brother Duan smiled!" Bai Weiyu tremblingly took out a box of cakes from his big cuff.
Duan Sha took it and read the words on the box: "Gulangyu pie."
"That's right. Gulangyu Island is a small island [-] kilometers west of Hanoi." Bai Weiyu explained with a half-smile.
Duan He sighed: Alas, IQ is not as high as Xia Wei.
Duan Sha grabbed his cassock and squeezed it, "How about I borrow your money?"
"used up."
"When will it be returned?"
"Aren't I making money to pay you back?"
Duan Sha handed the Gulangyu pie to his younger brother, and started to press his phone. After pressing two 1s, Bai Weiyu took his phone away, with tears in his eyes, and a little sadness on his tanned face: "Duan Kill me, trust me, I will pay you back."
Duan Sha froze for a moment, then said dully: "I didn't force you to pay back the money..."
Afterwards, Bai Weiyu said to Xia Wei: "That is the highest state of pretending to be deep. You can see the effect, right? You should learn more..."
Bai Weiyu did find his mother's house in Hanoi, but he ran away before his butt was hot. When he met his stepfather, he spoke sarcastically and then made a big fuss. Few, the old Chinese New Year has no face to ask friends to borrow money, sleeps around on the train in desperation, and waits for school to return to makeup after the Chinese New Year. As for how to fool around, Xia Wei has set him a good example.
Duan He looked at him with pity, "Wei Yu, as a quasi-artist studying in college, how could you do such a substandard thing like Xia Wei, Xia Wei is just an idiot, it's nothing to be in the police station, you What if you get caught..."
"Damn!" Bai Weiyu said contemptuously, "I'm doing performance art, can Xiaoman compare with me?"
Xia Wei grabbed him with eighteen martial arts and said, "If you call me that again, I will fight you to the death!"
"Xiaoman, Xiaoman, what's wrong with me calling you Xiaoman?"
"Ru Hua Ru Hua, I will call you Ru Hua in the future!"
Duan Sha's expression was gloomy, and murderous anger flashed in his eyes, Duan He hurriedly separated the two, "Don't quarrel, if you quarrel again, my brother will explode!"
Duan Sha confiscated Bai Weiyu's cassock, "Where did you get that?"
"When I, I was in Putuo Temple in Xiamen..., I stole, peeked at an old monk taking a bath, and by the way..." Bai Weiyu felt even more cautious when he learned that Duan Sha was a police officer.
The other two were sweating coldly: Peeking at the old monk... taking a bath?
Duan Sha stared at Bai Weiyu's head, "Is it cold?"
Bai Weiyu patted his head, aggrieved: "Cold." Duan Sha pushed him into the car without saying a word.
Duan Sha bought a Lei Feng hat, white with gray fox fur, it is the kind of style that has been refitted for non-mainstream little brothers to look cool, and the price is [-].
Duan He was dumbfounded: Since when did my brother start buying luxury goods?
The fake monk put the hat on his head, leaned into the rearview mirror of the Volvo and stared at it narcissistically for a long time, his face propped up like a narcissus flower, and he muttered to himself: "God is so unfair to me, it's better to grow up like this Pan An Xiaoying Song Yu's appearance is simply a disaster for the country and the people! Look at yourselves, under my radiance, are you so inferior that you don't want to be human anymore?"
Duan He: "Hey...you really hate Xia Wei!"
The fake Taoist grabbed his neck and shook it: "Put it on for me too."
"No, this is a token of love that elder brother Duan bought for me." The fake monk stroked the fox fur on his hat intoxicatedly, "It's so comfortable."
The fake Taoist grabbed Duan He and wagged his tail: "Duan Lang, I want it too."
Blue veins popped up on Duan He's forehead: "It's really annoying..."
"You think I'm annoying, I've given you everything..." The fake Taoist insisted, "Buy me, buy me..."
Duan Sha handed over the receipt for the hat to Bai Weiyu, and said nonchalantly, "In addition to this, you owe me 660 yuan, and you should pay it back within three months, or I will go to your school."
The hat in Bai Weiyu's hand fell to the ground: "Ah... can't I return it?"
Xia Wei rubbed his nose and looked at the sky: "It's so hot."
Bai Weiyu moved closer to Duan He's ear: "Oh, I've wanted to ask you for a long time, does your brother have facial paralysis?"
Duan and Wen replied politely and kindly: "You are the only one with facial paralysis, and your whole family has facial paralysis."
Go out and bring back a wild animal.Grandpa Duan said, "Oh, this is eighteen's friend, I thought it was Eryi!"
The third aunt said: "Nonsense talk, how could Xiaobai be as handsome as Eryi! Come on, Xiaobai, come here, oh, you'll be liked just by looking at it, and I will come to grandma's place every year from now on, grandma loves you."
Xia Wei's little heart was severely damaged, "Why do I feel that this sentence is familiar?"
Duan He asked back, "What dissatisfaction do you have?"
"No...no." Just kidding, the third concubine is the queen mother of the Duan family, and anyone who is dissatisfied will be dragged out of the dog's head to serve.
Please come out after finishing the installation, Bai Weiyu lit the New Year's money, and said happily: "Your grandma is really a super kind person!"
Xia Wei stretched his head: "How much?"
"three hundred."
"..."
The man with facial paralysis had a smile in his eyes: "It seems that my grandma likes you very much." He reached out and took off Bai Weiyu's hat, revealing a big bald head, "If you let you go in like this, she will only give you one hundred."
"Ahem." Duan He pulled Xia Wei to leave the place of trouble.
Xia Wei: "Wuuuu...... I'm handsome or is he handsome?"
Duan He comforted him: "My grandma must have counted wrongly, and she only gave me two hundred."
"Wow, am I handsome or is he handsome?"
"This...you two have different styles."
"I want to hear you say I'm handsome."
"You are handsome, you are handsome, he is ugly."
"He's a liar..." Bai Weiyu Lanhua pointed out, "Even if the poor monk is bald, he's much more handsome than a Taoist priest like you!"
Xia Wei: "He brother, you have to be the master for me..."
Duan He: "..."
Duan Sha: "..."
Duan He said to his brother very distressed: "Brother, these two can't be kept at home together, the quarrel is driving me crazy..."
Duan Sha seemed to be in a good mood, "Let them make trouble, they won't be able to come up with any standard tricks."
The PK of Xia Wei and Bai Weiyu are equal in terms of brain damage, needless to say, the former is sloppy and the latter likes to be clean; the former is a thief and the latter is clean; The reader is basically a glass of white water except for the pretense and failure, and the conclusion... Xia Wei is really useless.
Xia Wei nestled under the quilt, with a small piece of toothpaste left at the corner of his mouth, after listening to Duan He's comparative analysis, he said sadly: "Pull, you despise me."
"I don't." Duan He wiped off the toothpaste foam at the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help teasing him: "Let me kiss you."
Xia Wei covered his face and shook his head and tail: "I don't want it yet."
Duan He lifted the quilt up to cover the heads of the two of them, "Do I treat you well?"
"Okay." Xia Wei hugged Duan He with his bare upper body.
Duan He groped under the dark blanket, pinched Xia Wei's chin, and pecked his lips, "I brought you to see your in-laws, be more honest in the future." Xia Wei did not respond.
"Are you shy?" Duan He pinched the other person's face, and kissed again, gently, just lips touching lips, he had never kissed before, so it was enough to be sensational.
Xia Wei suddenly stood up and pressed Duan He under him, biting his lip and poking his tongue in to stir it up.The kiss was so passionate, almost violent, that Duan He was almost overwhelmed, he took deep breaths while struggling to cooperate with the other party in unfamiliar lip and tongue movements, almost suffocating as he kissed!
Xia Wei let go of Duan He's lips, smirked a few times, reached into his pajama pants, pinched his butt brutally, and then said in a low magnetic voice next to his ear: "Baby, what are you doing?" I'll be honest, don't tease me, I can't help but want to fuck you regardless of the occasion." The little man rabbit instantly turned into a big wolf, Duan He was frightened, and he was so scared that he didn't say anything for a long time.
After taking a shower, Bai Weiyu opened the door and came in, "Where should I sleep?"
Those two people came out of the bed with their messy hair on their heads, Duan He had a pale face and dull eyes: "... huh?"
Xia Wei raised his chin towards the quilt on the floor, "Ruhua, you will accompany Eighteenth Young Master tonight."
Bai Weiyu rushed over and grabbed the bed sheet: "Second Brother Duan, you still remember that under the tomb, it was a poor monk who sacrificed his life to save your life. How could you have a new love and forget the old love..."
Duan He has not recovered from the shock: "...Huh?"
"Don't talk to him, Brother." Xia Wei lay on his chest in a charming manner, with a smile in his eyes: "Can't you make the decision too? It was the Eighteenth Young Master who called him to sleep with him..."
Duan Sha appeared at the door at some point, "Huh?" Xia Wei shoved his head back into the bed.
Duan He climbed out of bed hesitantly, "Brother, I...I'll sleep with you, let them be together."
How could I forget, Xia Wei is a hooligan, and the result of being a hooligan to a hooligan is to be played a hooligan by the hooligan, which sounds like a tongue twister.This Chinese New Year, the pure old virgin Dr. Duan was unhappy, he couldn't help himself and kissed the hooligan first, trying to have a simple, beautiful and beautiful little love, and he didn't want the hooligan to let go of him from now on. From verbal ambiguity directly to physical harassment.
When the sky was bright on the first day of the new year, Duan He opened his eyes, and in front of him was the infinitely magnified face of classmate Xia Wei. The octopus mouth was getting closer and closer: "Ana, let me have one."
Duan He turned over slowly, shaking his brother weakly: "Brother, help me..."
Duan Sha fell into a drowsy sleep, pushed his hand away, "Don't quarrel, I will beat you again."
Xia Wei crawled on the bed bored, "Oh, then I'm going to kiss Weiyu."
Duan He grabbed him, "Come back to me!"
Xia Wei squeezed into Duan He's blanket like a caterpillar, his hands were cold and wet.
Duan He covered his hand and asked, "Why do you get up so early? What time is it?"
"I woke up from urinating and went to the bathroom."
"Who told you to drink so much Coke before going to bed... eh? Wash your hands?"
"……No."
Duan He was startled: "Then why is there water on his hands?"
Xia Wei: "..."
Bai Weiyu on the bed: "..."
Duan Sha lying next to them: "..."
Duan He took his hands out of the quilt and smelled them, then kicked Xia Wei out of the quilt, "Fuck you! You don't even wash your hands when you piss on your hands!"
"Water...the water is too cold, people are afraid of the cold..." Xia Wei knew he was wrong, and tremblingly crawled to the bed.
Bai Weiyu rolled himself tightly into a sushi roll with the quilt, "Don't come in!" Duan Sha didn't say anything, and chopped Xia Wei half to death with his eyes.
Xia Wei only wore a pair of thin sports pants, his upper body was covered with a bandage, squatting on the ground trembling: "Ah! Ah!"
Anyway, his hands were full of urine, and he couldn't lie on the bed comfortably. Duan He thumped the floor, got out of bed in pain, put on a coat, threw Xia Wei a sweater, and dragged him to the toilet to wash his hands.
Bai Weiyu dozed off again, woke up and found that the adulterer and adulterer hadn't come back, he woke up Duan Sha, and asked, "Did your brother flush the fake Taoist priest down the toilet?"
Duan Sha took out his phone from under the pillow to check the time, more than 20 minutes had passed.
The two put on their coats and tiptoed to the door of the toilet on the third floor. Bai Weiyu leaned against the door and listened, and heard Xia Wei moaning: "Well... Duan He, dear, Ana, please forgive me ..."
Duan He: "Shut up, if you keep yelling like that, I'll kill you."
Xia Wei: "Well...you are good or bad, don't, don't..."
Duan He: "It's really annoying, quickly take this off."
Xia Wei: "I'm cold..."
Duan He: "I will speed up, it will be ready soon..."
Xia Wei: "Ah, it's bleeding!"
Duan He: "Just a little bit, it's okay."
Bai Weiyu listened for a while speechlessly: "Aren't these two people too bold?"
Duan Sha had a bad expression, "There are so many people in the family, they are really messing around!"
Bai Weiyu put his shoulders on his shoulders, and comforted him old-fashionedly: "It's okay, everyone hasn't woken up yet."
Duan Sha stood up and wanted to leave, he urged: "Stop listening, let's go."
Bai Weiyu didn't let go: "It's rare to have a live version, let's listen to it again."
Duan Sha glanced coldly at the paw on his shoulder, "Get the dog's paw away."
When Bai Weiyu heard this, he grabbed his shoulders and said, "If you put it on, you will die? Is your shoulder worth a lot? Give me a price, and I will buy it!"
"open!"
"Please." Bai Weiyu smiled hippie.
Duan Sha didn't speak, just looked at him expressionlessly.
In an instant, Bai Weiyu felt a cold wind passing through his body, he couldn't help shaking, and quickly withdrew his hand, "Brother Duan, I was wrong..."
Duan He took a lot of effort to remove all the bandages that were wrapped around Xia Wei. Because the bullet penetrated through the shoulder, although the surface had gradually healed and scabbed, the muscles had not yet recovered, and Xia Wei's arm had no strength to raise. Or carry heavy objects.
Duan He gave Xia Wei a poke on the face: "It's been a long time since there is no need to tie bandages, just stick a piece of gauze on it."
Xia Wei hooked his neck: "He brother, hold me tight, I'm cold..."
"I beg you, don't talk so disgusting, can you?" Duan He opened the medicine box, cut off the gauze and folded it into small squares, and then used tape to stick a piece on each of his front and rear bullet holes, "Be careful not to rub it when you take off your clothes." , don’t touch the water even in the shower.”
Back in the bedroom, the other two looked at them strangely, Duan He wondered: "Oh, why did you get up so early? We are going to go back to bed and go back to sleep."
Duan Sha's eyes were very conflicted, he opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything after all, he took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet and handed it to his younger brother, "Look for a hotel, not at home."
Duan He looked at the money in his hand: "..." Duan Sha opened the door and walked away with a heavy face.
Bai Weiyu stretched out his middle finger and poked Xia Wei's chin nondescriptly, pushing his face up, "Brother, listen to your brother, go out and live, even if you don't leave, I dare not sleep with you in the same bed."
Xia Wei was puzzled: "Hey, how did Duan Sha become my brother?"
Bai Weiyu waved his handkerchief and ran away with Xiao Neiba, and said as he ran, "Brother Xiaoman, the family is full of chatter, you should go to the restaurant and enjoy the feeling of being newlywed to your heart's content."
Duan He trembled, "He said, enjoy yourself... what?"
Cold sweat broke out on Xia Wei's forehead: "...the wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly..."
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