The disaster of relatives and friends is rampant

Of course, Duan He didn't take Xia Wei to the hotel. He put Xia Wei in the room and let him hold the laptop to fend for himself. This guy won't come back easily as long as he steps out of the room. Duan He will look for it. I saw the fake Taoist priest chatting up his beautiful nieces and nephews.

Duan Heping discussed with Xia Wei calmly: "Otherwise, let's go to Wuzhen for fun?"

Duan Sha suggested: "You can take him to Xitang, Wuzhen, and Nanxun to play around, and he can play for five or six days."

Bai Weiyu took out his sketchbook: "Okay, let's go together!"

Xia Wei concentrated on playing the game, "Who would go there to play during the Chinese New Year? You go." Duan He hesitated to speak, so he touched his nose and stopped talking.

At night, Duan He covered Xia Wei's ears and murmured, Xia Wei looked suspicious: "What? Your brother likes Weiyu?"

Duan He nodded sincerely, "Can't you see it?" He said in his heart, "Brother, please forgive me, I really don't want to put this flower Taoist at home to harm our children!"

Xia Wei laughed a few times: "Wei Yu likes Xiao Qi, your brother is broken in love."

Duan and Tusihu looked sad: "So I have to create opportunities for them!" He winked at Xia Wei mysteriously, "As long as you come with me, I promise you can eat and play whatever you want along the way."

Xia Wei pointed at his nose, "You... want me to betray my brother? Who do you think I am? I would rather die than surrender!"

Duan He was speechless, "...you can't be so staunch..."

Xia Wei changed the topic: "If you steal Weiyu's hat to me, tell me otherwise!"

Comrade Xia Wei, a revolutionary traitor, edited a text message on Bai Weiyu's mobile phone and sent it to Duan Shibalang at 05:30 in the morning, then secretly put on a Lei Feng hat and eloped with Duan Shijilang.

The next morning, Bai Weiyu was still in a deep sleep, Duan Sha woke up first, turned on his phone and saw the text message... "I have traveled thousands of miles to Hangzhou, do you know that I am for you? I am looking at you at night." Sleepy face, there are too many things I want to tell you, but it's a pity we are so close, yet so far away." Duan Sha turned his head stiffly to look at Bai Weiyu, the idiot was sleeping soundly on all fours, he didn't have the courage to look at Bai Weiyu again After taking a second look, he calmly deleted the text message, got dressed and left the bedroom, leaning on the corridor wall and retching non-stop.

Mother Duan and the third aunt passed by, and the third aunt made a fuss and asked, "Eighteen, did you eat something wrong?"

Duan Sha shook his head weakly: "No, it's okay...Mom, grandma, I, I'm going to work."

Duan's mother was stunned and said, "The New Year's Day is not over yet, what work do you do?"

"I...can't be on duty?" Anyway, I can't stay at home!

Poor Duan Sha's memory is too good, the text message was deleted, but unfortunately every word was printed in his mind, and he jumped out every now and then to disgust him, wanting to vomit once.

On the bus, Xia Wei complacently told Duan He about this despicable behavior that harmed others and benefited himself, and asked for credit: "Am I very smart?"

Duan He burst into tears: "Why are you so annoying..."

Xia Wei patted him on the shoulder in understanding, "I appreciate the gratitude, why are you crying?"

Duan Hewu said: "My brother will beat me if he knows the truth."

Xia Wei coughed: "Then don't let him know the truth, there is no proof, right?"

Duan He thought to himself: Oh my God, I haven't had any good things since I met you...

After the Spring Festival, there are potters in the porcelain workshop one after another, and they are busy again.

It wasn't Wei Nanhe or Baiweiyu who went to pick up Le Zhengqi, it was Yang Xiaokong. He went to Zhuangbitang on the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, and tested Wei Nanhe with words. .

Lezheng Liu is 20 years older than Lezheng Qi. Since she owns a beauty center, she is well maintained. She is nearly [-] years old and is still glamorous and charming. She opened the gate of the yard and welcomed Yang Xiaokong in with a smile. : "Xiao Kong, I heard that, Uncle Cao's closed disciple."

Yang Xiaokong was very ashamed, and hurriedly handed the gift box in his hand to Lezheng Liu, and changed the subject, "Sister Lezheng, I brought some ginseng from home and gave it to my uncle."

Le Zhengqi ran out from the house: "Xiao Kong! You came to pick me up, right? It was Nan He who asked you to come, right?"

Le Zhengliu refused not to want that ginseng: "I can't accept such an expensive thing, you can keep it for Uncle Cao."

Yang Xiaokong insisted: "Sister Lezheng, I have given away Mr. Cao and Uncle Wei. Don't be polite to me. My family is a drug dealer, and there are a lot of these things."

Le Zhengqi snatched the big gift box and said pleasantly, "Ginseng? Sister, didn't you buy mutton this morning? Use this to stew it." Then he asked Yang Xiaokong, "Do you have bird's nest at home?"

Yang Xiaokong nodded hesitantly: "Yes..."

Le Zhengqi's eyes lit up with excitement: "Then bring a few catties next time, last time my sister stewed a little bit, and I wasn't even full."

Yang Xiaokong's forehead hurts...how much, how many kilograms?Children, are you sure you are talking about bird's nest and not pig skin?

Le Zhengliu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and tapped Le Zhengqi's head, "Damn child! Last time, the pot was thousands of yuan, who can feed you to your full?"

Before going to the inner hall, Yang Xiaokong saw Le Zhengxuan's Tibetan mastiff. That dog can only be described in four words: like a lion!I'm really curious how Senior Brother Wei was able to escape from the lion's mouth last time?

The lion squatted at the entrance of the hall, looking menacing, Yang Xiaokong's legs trembled: "Xiaoqi, is the dog tied up?"

"No, our dog is an impure breed and never bites. Look, how docile it is."

Yang Xiaokong hid behind him: "Why don't I think it is docile at all?"

Le Zhengliu scolded: "Xiao Qi, tie up the dog! Who said he doesn't bite people? Didn't he bite Nan He last time?"

Le Zhengqi pouted, "That's because Dad told him to bite." He ran over and tied up the dog while talking back.

Yang Xiaokong was secretly sure that Le Zhengqi was definitely not Le Zhengxuan's son. The old man's son was like that Tibetan mastiff, with a height of more than 180 centimeters and a thick frame. His hair and temples are all connected together, his eyes are piercing, and he is still mighty and fierce in his seventies.

The old man was still very polite to the gentle and polite Yang Xiaokong, but when he talked about Wei Nanhe, he snorted angrily: "Wei Zhenxi raised a son of a bastard!" He beat his thigh, and said viciously: "If it wasn't for this My legs are inconvenient, so I just... I just..." After thinking about it, even if I have inconvenient legs, I can't do anything to Wei Nanhe, so I had to endure this bad breath.

Le Zhengliu was bribed by Wei Nanhe a long time ago, he pursed his lips when he heard this, and took the opportunity to persuade him: "Dad, there is nothing wrong with Nanhe, he and Xiao Qi have been together for two years..."

"Fart!" Le Zhengxuan stared: "How old is my son? If this bastard hadn't appeared, when Xiaoqi grows up and finds a good girl, she will be better than him, and she will be immoral!" Yang Xiaokong didn't dare to interject, covering his mouth Drinking tea silently from a fine porcelain cup.

There were a lot of quarrels at home about this matter every day, Le Zhengqi seemed to be used to it, his father reprimanded him for going into his left ear and out of his right ear, holding Jissbon in his arms, touching him once and for all.

Le Zhengliu poured a glass of water for Le Zhengxuan and gave him blood pressure medicine, "Okay, Dad, how did you bring Xiaoqi before? The child is hungry and full, his face is yellow and thin, he looks like a monkey, and he is still 15 years old. If it is less than 140 centimeters, I won’t talk about you. You can see for yourself how much meat Xiao Qi has gained after following Nanhe? Every time he comes back, he is a lot taller. I measured him a few years ago, and he is 170 centimeters... ..."

"Damn! My son is not a piglet, do you need him to be fed?" Le Zhengxuan swallowed the medicine to lower blood pressure, and gave Le Zhengqi a glance, feeling sad: My son has been with me for a few years, and he With no education and no friends, I really owe him.

Le Zhengqi moved over and put his arms around his father's shoulders, "Dad, I want to go to Nanhe."

"Don't come back, you worthless bastard!"

Le Zhengqi giggled and kissed Le Zhengxuan on the face, "Dad, don't be angry, I'll go back and tell Nan He that you like that jar."

"Fart! I haven't seen anything? Would you care about that crap?" Le Zhengxuan angrily threw the cup in his hand on the coffee table.

"Okay, okay, I told him that you are not rare, and asked him to send better ones to honor you next time."

Le Zhengxuan didn't appreciate it at all, pinched his son's thin neck and refused to let him go, "Don't do this to me, if you dare to leave this house, don't call me dad!"

Le Zhengqi shrank her neck, blinked her eyes and looked at Le Zhengliu, "Sister, look at Dad like this again..."

Lezheng Liu grabbed Lezheng Qi and pushed away his father's big hand, "Dad, you have such strong hands, don't touch Xiaoqi!"

As expected, Le Zhengxuan withdrew his hand resentfully. Once the father and son quarreled violently, Le Zhengxuan slapped his son, which caused the child's nose to bleed, and he passed out immediately. He suffered a slight concussion, and his face swelled for half a month before it disappeared. go down.When my elder sister's heartache broke, she scolded her father with snot and tears at the door of the ward, and then personally sent Lezheng Qi to Wei Nanhe, threatening her father that the child had severed ties with him, the old man I blamed myself for a long time, and when I thought about it, I was so distressed that I twitched.

Le Zhengliu pulled his younger brother up and walked towards the door. He greeted Yang Xiaokong and said, "Xiaokong, our house has a deep alley, and we may not be able to find a car at the door. You go out and turn outside the alley to get a ride. My brother gets lost as soon as he gets on the road. You have to Watch closely."

Yang Xiaokong hurriedly stood up and followed out, "Okay."

Le Zhengxuan panicked: "Come back!"

Yang Xiaokong turned around respectfully and said to Le Zhengxuan: "Master, then I'll go first, goodbye."

Le Zhengxuan ignored him, leaned on crutches to stand up, and called his son: "Le Zhengqi, come back to me!"

Le Zhengqi ran away: "Father, I'm leaving, I'll come back often if you don't scold me!"

Jissbon jumped and ran, "Meow!"

Le Zhengxuan was so furious that he threw his cane far away: "You are worthless, you are not my son!"

Le Zhengqi ran out of the yard, closed the door with his backhand, stuck out his tongue, "It's just these few words, no idea."

Wei Nanhe pretended not to know that Yang Xiaokong was going to pick up Lezheng Qi. He stood on the steps of the porcelain workshop and smoked two packs of cigarettes in a leisurely manner.

Le Zhengqi got out of the car, jumped up the steps in three steps and threw Wei Nanhe down on the steps. The child had no pretense at all, and he was very happy and would never hide anything. He slapped Wei Nanhe viciously on the face, and only Almost wagging his tail: "Nan He, you haven't shaved clean, you hurt yourself!"

Wei Nanhe touched his face, pretending to be indifferent: "You found it yourself." It seems that Wei Mingshou was irritated enough by the phrase "shameless old hooligan", and he still hasn't calmed down.

Le Zhengqi held his head on tiptoe, pointed the tip of his nose at the other's nose, and murmured like a milk cat: "You smoke a lot, it smells like smoke."

Heartless dead child!It's annoying to see you so happy!Wei Nanhe pecked on Lezheng Qi's lips, regretting in his heart: Why am I so childish with a brat?Is it necessary to vomit and not pick him up?Thinking about it, he pecked again, and all his anger disappeared, "Honey, I have something to tell you..."

Le Zhengqi looked up at him and asked, "When will Weiyu come back?"

Well, the anger came up again, and Wei Nanhe let Le Zhengqi down with no guts, turned his head and walked into the porcelain workshop.

Lezheng Qi looked at Yang Xiaokong inexplicably: "What happened to him?"

The light bulb, which had been ignored for a long time and was about to run away, couldn't go away, so he hesitated and said, "Sheng...you are angry."

"I know he's angry, but why?"

Yang Xiaokong stared at his shoe upper, "Senior Brother Wei, maybe I'm jealous..."

"Jealous? Whose?"

"You take one bite at a time, who else can he be jealous of?" Yang Xiaokong said honestly.

Le Zhengqi was taken aback, and caught up with Wei Nanhe: "Nanhe, Xiaokong said you were jealous of Weiyu?" Yang Xiaokong turned around and fled.

Wei Nanhe covered Le Zhengqi's mouth and lowered his voice: "Shut up, I didn't."

Le Zhengqi sneered presumptuously: "You really have no guts."

"I told you that I don't have any..." Wei Nanhe couldn't argue, and cursed secretly: Yang Xiaokong, be careful, I will let you rewrite the history of arts and crafts next year!

In a strange room, the bedside lamp was dim and dim. Bai Weiyu half-opened his eyes in a daze, and found himself lying naked on the bed, with a dark figure on his body, his legs spread out and hooked around the man's waist. While the man was sucking and lingering on his chest...

illusion!Bai Weiyu chuckled erotically, and wanted to speak, but his tongue was stiff and he couldn't utter a clear word: "Oh, Mu Ri, Thai Cleansing Milk Ruye Koukou (beauty, raise your face and let me see )."

The man ignored him, moved his head down slowly, kissed the base of his thigh, and licked his erection carefully.Bai Weiyu felt refreshed, hooked his legs around the man's neck, and shrugged hungrily... It was a dream anyway, so there was no need to be ashamed.I have never had such a cool spring dream!Bai Weiyu thought in his heart.The man licked skillfully for a while, and kept stroking his inner legs and waist. Bai Weiyu straightened up and got closer to the other party, awkwardly wanting to ask for more, but the man stopped there, straightened up and stretched Come forward to kiss his lips.

Now Bai Weiyu sees clearly that the object of his spring dream is Duan Sha!Fuck me!Are you mistaken... Even if you have a sex dream, don't be with this bastard!Bai Weiyu slapped the face that was close at hand away, turned over and rode on Duan Sha, and shouted loudly: "Fan Fan Fan!" Change for change!Switch Lao Tzu to Xiao Qi!

Then he was pushed back by Duan Sha without any accident, and he kissed him forcibly. The kiss was full of strong alcohol and hormonal breath, and his whole body was instantly ignited by reckless lust.Bai Weiyu had never kissed before, and after only a few kisses, he became paralyzed. He meekly greeted the other party with his lips and tongue, and there was only one thought in his head: Anyway, it's Chunmeng, whoever he is, let's die!

The leg was raised, something slipped into the body and stirred?Bai Weiyu twisted his waist and wanted to get rid of it, but the other party had an irresistible oppressive force, no matter how much he shouted, he couldn't break free, and the thing inserted into his body suddenly poked at a sensitive point in his body, which he had never experienced before. I lit a fire with the stimulation, and couldn't help trembling all over, Bai Weiyu froze for a moment, just wanted to confirm again, but the feeling disappeared in an instant!Bai Weiyu kept shaking his waist in a daze, thinking: Huh?Well?What was it like just now?Why not?

The foreign matter in the body gradually became thicker, entered and exited more and more smoothly, and was suddenly pulled out completely.

finished?Bai Weiyu stammered with his tongue, "Okay...okay..." What a strange dream.

Before he could finish speaking, a hot and thick thing pierced into his body, Bai Weiyu seemed to be scalded by that thing, he resisted reflexively, jumping around like a naked fish on a chopping board, his mouth was not idle Saying: "Aooooooo..."

I can't remember what happened afterwards, his rusty brain couldn't seriously think about what happened, the weapon pierced into his body forcefully, the stormy attack made him almost forget to breathe, with the violent shaking After the impact, the figure and the ceiling in front of him could not be seen clearly. Before he had time to adapt to the swelling pain, the crazy pleasure mixed with the pain came floating down, and small sparks quickly spread from the lower body to the whole body.Bai Weiyu wanted to cry out for pleasure and pain, wanted to stop and wanted to stop, and finally the growling sound from his mouth was full of tears. Sometimes it was weaker as if begging for mercy, and sometimes it was roaring like cursing. There was no sound at all. People can hear clearly.

Duan Sha thrust and thrust dozens of times in one breath, turned him over with his back to him, leaned over and hugged him tightly, his chest and his back were inseparable, and at the same time tightly held his hip bones, and pressed hard again Top to bottom.

"Ah..." Bai Weiyu knew it was a dream, but he still couldn't help yelling intermittently: "Duan...Duan Da, brother, please forgive me, please forgive me...I, me...um..."

Duan Sha heard this sentence clearly, it was tantamount to aphrodisiac poison, which blew away his rationality that was already on the verge of collapse. He frantically kissed Bai Weiyu's ears and shoulder blades, increased the force of pumping, and pulled the opponent's chest His face held the moist cherry red lips domineeringly, and he hooked out his wet tongue for kissing and biting.

Bai Weiyu groaned out of breath, wanting to refuse and welcome, but felt his heartbeat was too fast, the man in the dream stopped rushing, and squandered his youthful lust, leaving only one voice repeating in his heart: It's a dream , is a dream...

The pleasure in the dream reached its peak, he calmed down and fell into the darkness, his consciousness went blank, and all the boiling veins in his body were reminiscing about the dream.

Pegasus Meteor!He said to himself: I had an incredible dream!

There are nine times out of ten unsatisfactory things in life. While Duan Sha haggardly sent Bai Weiyu away, Duan He haggardly brought Xia Wei back.

Xia Wei didn't see Bai Weiyu and was very disappointed: "Why did Bai Weiyu go back?" Duan Sha didn't say a word.

Duan's mother babbled and taught Duan Sha a lesson: "Why didn't you stay with Xiaobai? He left as soon as he said, without saying hello. I really can't bear it! Other people's sons are lively, why are our sons dying one by one?" Wooden look? I'm so bored!" Duan Sha was still silent, his dead face was quite dead.

After lunch, Duan's mother was going to the supermarket to buy groceries. The Duan brothers were definitely not in the mood to go shopping with them, and Xia Wei volunteered to follow her out.Most of the relatives in the family had left, and it was much deserted. The two brothers sat in the small hall watching TV in a daze. After a long time, Duan He asked, "Brother, what happened to your eyes?"

Duan Sha unnaturally raised his hand to slightly cover the bruise at the corner of his eye. He and Bai Weiyu were drunk the night before yesterday, and accidentally did something that shouldn't be done, and was punched by Bai Weiyu afterwards.Depending on his character, whoever hits him will definitely pay him back ten times, but this is his fault, because Bai Weiyu is drunk and he is only half drunk, so a punch is still bearable.After thinking about it for a while, he decided not to tell his younger brother what he had done stupidly, so he said lightly, "I was trapped by the door, uh... what happened to your eyes?"

Depend on!Boss, what is your excuse for taking me away?Duan He coughed dryly and took a sip of Coca-Cola to hide his panic, racking his brains to come up with an excuse: "...While watching the stars, a softball fell from the sky." Unlike Duan Sha, who had sex after drinking and was beaten afterwards, Duan He was When both parties were sane, the peaceful negotiation failed. Toss a coin first, and Xia Wei lost; then drew lots, and Xia Wei lost; Losing everything, after drawing a few cards, he suddenly became angry and overwhelmed Duan He.The two wrestled together, and the nerdy Dr. Duan was brutally beaten, which eventually led to the loss of the right to be the main attacker. Ahem, I am ashamed to say that I am really useless as a scholar.

Deadly stiff, Duan Sha found a topic and said, "Have you had fun?"

I was raped all the way by a fake Taoist priest, if I can be happy, I will go to hell!Duan He laughed: "It's fun, hehe..."

After 10 minutes of silence, Duan Sha asked, "When do you go to school?"

Duan He: "Ask Xia Wei."

Duan Sha: "..."

After 15 minutes of silence, Duan Sha asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Duan He: "...Didn't I eat with everyone just now?"

Duan Sha: "Oh, we've eaten."

Duan He: "..."

After another 10 minutes of silence, Duan He asked, "How have you been these few days?"

Duan Sha: "Live like that."

Duan He: "..."

After the brothers talked like this for a few hours, Duan's mother came back, Xia Wei was carrying big bags and small bags, and Duan's mother was holding Xia Wei's arm, talking and laughing like a mother and son, which made the brothers of the Duan family very uncomfortable.

Duan's mother laughed when she saw Duan He: "Duan He, I just agreed with Xiao Xia to marry you to him!"

The speaker had no intention of the listener, Duan He broke out in a cold sweat: "Mom, what did he tell you?"

Duan's mother put the fruit into the fruit bowl and joked, "Xiao Xia said that he will marry you away, hahaha..."

"The surname is Xia!" Duan He glared at Xia Wei angrily, and Xia Wei was carrying a plate like a dog's leg to wash the fruit.

Duan's mother turned to Duan's father: "Honey, what do you think?"

Duan's father put down the newspaper and turned his face: "Crap!"

Duan He let out a sigh of relief: Fortunately, Dad doesn't like to joke.

Duan's father continued: "Xiao Xia is an orphan and very poor, how can he have the money to hire him? Or is it more suitable for him to marry into our family, hahaha!"

Xia Wei rushed in wagging his tail: "I am willing, I am willing..." holding up the freshly washed fruit, "father-in-law and mother-in-law eat fruit."

Mother Duan: "Okay, good boy!"

Father Duan: "I'll give you a greeting gift if you call me Dad."

Xia Wei did not hesitate: "Dad..."

Duan He had a black thread: "Brother, why do I feel that my parents are not the same as before when I came back?"

Duan Sha said as usual: "You are not here for the past few days, they have been teased abnormally by that boy Bai Weiyu, they have betrothed me to Bai Weiyu as a concubine..."

Duan He looked at his heroic elder brother with complicated eyes: "...Little concubine?"

Duan Sha knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, touched his nose in embarrassment and said perfunctorily, "I, I'm on duty, so I'm leaving first."

Duan He's tutor called him. There was a shortage of people in the liberal arts department of a certain university, so he was asked to do an internship for three months. He was allowed to go back to the original school for a graduation defense at the end of June to get a degree certificate, and then he would be made a full-time student.Generally speaking, a Ph.D. becomes a university teacher, and one becomes a lecturer after entering the school, and can be promoted to an associate professor within a few years, which is the best way out for a nerd like Duan He.

Duan He was very happy, put his arms around Xia Wei's head and kissed him, and said to him: "Look, I will have a formal job soon, shouldn't you also find a serious job?"

Xia Wei broke away and lit a cigarette pretending to be deep, "Brother and brother, you support me."

Duan He smiled: "Okay, I will support you, so you have to be good."

Xia Wei sneered, stretched out his hand to pinch Duan He's chin, "How do you want me to behave? Tell me."

After the Chinese New Year, relatives left one after another, those who went to work, those who went to school, Duan Sha also went back to live in his own room, there was no one else in the small room, it was a world for two people.Duan He took Xia Wei's cigarettes and threw them into the easy-open can beside the bed, and pulled up the quilt, "Don't smoke, the doors and windows are closed, the air is not good." Duan He took him into his arms Li, whispered in his ear: "I don't have any other requirements, you just follow me, wherever I go, you go, it doesn't matter how much money you make, just find a serious job and settle down."

Duan He's request is indeed not high, Xia Wei asked himself if he could do it?Duan He spoiled him, even let him do whatever he wanted on the bed, Xia Wei knew it was not because Duan He couldn't beat him, but because he spoiled him so much.

Just such a request, the love of consummated merits...to be with you.

Xia Wei, can you do it?Xia Wei didn't think about this, this fake Taoist priest is not used to being serious, once the seriousness of the problem is in front of him, he doesn't know how to be serious.

Duan He kissed the tip of his nose, his tone was gentle and soft: "I asked my brother to book the plane ticket for the day after tomorrow. You go back to school with me first, and I have to fill out some recommendation forms."

Xia Wei nodded: "Yeah."

Bai Weiyu, who ran away overnight without even saying hello, evaded the fare to get on the train in despair. He squatted in the toilet door between the carriages for a day and a night, and suddenly found that he was on the wrong train. Wrapped up a newspaper and slept all night, and changed trains the next day. This time I was not so lucky. I took a slow train and squatted for three days and two nights before returning to school.

When he arrived at Zhuangbitang, Bai Weiyu had already grown a layer of short hair on his head. Like a prisoner who had just been released from the police station, he opened the side door of Zhuangbitang and slipped into his bedroom like a wandering soul. Just fall asleep.

Xia Wei's natal year is also Bai Weiyu's natal year. Xia Wei had Dr. Duan buy him red underwear to ward off evil spirits, but Bai Weiyu didn't have them. He wore pure white underwear, so for no reason he was stripped off and did whatever he wanted. Really unlucky home!

As for Bai Weiyu, who was shocked by what happened to him, he could only hide in a dark corner and feel sorry for himself with hatred and fear. The main reason is that the external cause and the internal cause did not develop in harmony. In the primary stage of socialism, naked adultery is separated from reality and rationality. Bai Weiyu, a classmate who failed in Marxist philosophy for several years, has not yet figured out why his white panties betrayed him!

Summarizing the above theories, the case analysis is much simpler. The teacher told us to do essay questions in a realistic manner, starting from the origin of the development of things, and it doesn’t matter if it is a little exaggerated.

After Xia Wei and Duan He eloped, Duan Sha's cousin Eryi came back. The boy was a Chinese-American mixed race boy with a Brazilian girl. Those two were hot and passionate. A KISS could kiss deeply like no one else.Duan Sha consciously gave up the bedroom to his cousin and cousin-in-law, and then took Bai Weiyu to live in the small attic on the top floor.It was originally remodeled from a pigeon house, with a huge skylight above the head, and the attic is as narrow as you can imagine. There is no bed, but a floor bunk on the wooden floor. The two of them nestled on the floor, watching the stars before going to bed at night, Watching the moon, talking about life, talking about philosophy, talking about the future, talking about poetry, talking about songs and poems, of course, Duan Sha doesn't like to talk, he just feels that he has a headache every day and can't sleep at night because of the quarrel with Bai Weiyu, who knows everyone well , planning a way of revenge bitterly in his heart.

The two of them were at peace, but on the eighth night of the Lunar New Year, Duan Sha had a gathering with his colleagues, and Bai Weiyu Dian'er, who loves to join in the fun, went with him. Because Bai Weiyu, who appeared as Duan Sha's cousin, was eloquent, he quickly overwhelmed the guests. I became one with Duan Sha's colleagues, and the atmosphere of the whole party was driven by him, so I sang and sang, punched, punched, and gambled.During this period, Mr. Duan, who was paralyzed, wondered why he would bring this fake cousin out to embarrass himself. He was depressed and drank to relieve his sorrows. As a result, our classmate Bai Weiyu followed the trend of history and got drunk in a vulgar way. Contradictoryly initiated drinking Crazy.

Why do you say contradictory?Because his drunken behavior is cute to a man and nasty to a woman, his false cousin finally has the nerve to take him out of the party.

Ever since Duan Sha received that disgusting text message from "Baiweiyu" to express his love, he really felt that every move of this kid was molesting him and belittle him. That night, this feeling reached its peak state. How can there be no reason not to resist being molested to such a degree for a majestic man?Duan Sir is not a vegetarian, and since he hasn't eaten meat for a long time, he is a little hungry, so he half pushes and uses the strength of alcohol to fight against flirting and frivolity and go back.

Bai Weiyu stayed in the five-star hotel he looked up to when he passed by. Unfortunately, he couldn't sleep until dawn. He woke up at three o'clock in the morning with pain all over his body. When he saw his beloved white panties lying next to the pillow, Turning around with difficulty, he saw a man with a paralyzed face who was naked like him... That extremely erotic sex dream came true!Bai Weiyu clearly heard a "beep" from his brain nerves, and it broke off!

The man with facial paralysis is still facial paralyzed, even smoking in leisure time.

After some ideological struggle, Duan Sha reluctantly cleared his throat in pain, and prepared to issue a statement to be responsible for the action.

Before he could speak, Bai Weiyu punched him into the eyes of a pirate.

Duan Sha touched his eyes...still expressionless.Bai Weiyu pressed his fist, planning to add another punch to turn him into panda eyes.

Duan Sha blew out the cigarette, stretched half of his body and squeezed Bai Weiyu's fist, with an inexplicable murderous look without saying a word.

Bai Weiyu is smart because he knows the current affairs. He knows that he succeeded in a surprise attack when the opponent was unprepared.

"Rogue!" Bai Weiyu scolded this sentence coquettishly, it was a scolding from the heart!

"Beast!" Bai Weiyu touched his lower body and felt the dried slime, he was going crazy!

"Bastard!" Reluctantly putting on his little white underwear, Bai Weiyu thought of that absurd dream, and wanted to die!

"A dog!" Putting on his clothes, Bai Weiyu bared his teeth with a distorted face, and complained tearfully in his heart: Oh my god... oh my god... I was fucked by someone!

Putting on his pants, "Bastard!" Staggered out, "I will take revenge!" Looking back, he found Duan Sha's wallet, took out a stack of RMB and stuffed it into his pocket, then threw the wallet on Duan Sha's face , "You wait for me!" He slammed the door and fled.

Duan Sha looked at his empty wallet, wanted to laugh but couldn't help but cursed: "Fuck, what do you think of yourself?"

It is not a gentleman not to take this revenge, but the enemy is too powerful, how to take revenge?Bai Weiyu circled China half a circle with only a trace of exhaled soul. After thinking for many days, he did not reach a conclusion. He squatted at the door of Zhuangbitang, spraying white bubbles, spit out a mouthful of toothbrushing water, and talked to himself dejectedly : "It's too miserable, we can't let it go like this..."

Yang Xiaokong appeared behind him like a ghost: "Weiyu!"

Bai Weiyu jumped up and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Yang Xiaokong grabbed him and shook him, "You're back! You..."

"I'm back, I'm back, don't shake!" Bai Weiyu tugged at his clothes, and said angrily, "What's wrong? Miss me so much?" He casually glanced at Yang Xiaokong, "The chickenpox recovers quickly, and the scars are all gone." Almost out of sight."

"My mother prepared a lot of medicine for me. At home, she forced me to apply medicine and make a mask all day long. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to come here early." Xiaokong smiled, and turned to Mulou and shouted: "Xiao Qi... Weiyu is back..."

Bai Weiyu covered his mouth, "Don't bark!"

"why?"

Why?Bai Weiyu had a sore nose, "No... nothing."

Le Zhengqi was still lying on the bed, he heard Yang Xiaokong's shout in a haze, he poked out the chicken coop from under the bed and asked Wei Nanhe: "What is Xiaokong calling?"

Wei Nanhe held Le Zhengqi's head in his arms for a long time, and said unwillingly, "He said that Weiyu came back."

Le Zhengqi jumped up from the bed, rolled all over the bed looking for clothes and pants to wear, snotting his nose with excitement: "Looking for Weiyu to play..."

Wei Nanhe grabbed him, "Le Zhengqi, what did I tell you?"

"Don't play crazy with Weiyu." Le Zhengqi answered fluently, thinking: What is the level of crazy play?

"anything else?"

"Go to cram school to study in mid-February." Le Zhengqi hung his head and put on Bonnie Rabbit socks, "Nanhe, I haven't been to school, I'm a little scared..."

Wei Nanhe got up and put on a thin sweater, hugged Lezheng Qi and kissed him, and said with a smile, "I didn't ask you to study English and mathematics, good boy, read it first, everything is up to me."

It is completely impossible to read English and mathematics happily. The child's mathematics level is only limited to addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and he can only speak a few sentences in English. However, Chinese is definitely not difficult for him, especially ancient Chinese, which is definitely better than ordinary liberal arts schools. Students should know a lot, and they can talk about history from Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties to Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties.This is Le Zhengxuan's education, one-sidedly criticizes modern science education and restores ancient private school education, reads ancient Chinese and writes traditional characters, the old man teaches his son all the profound knowledge of ancient Chinese characters accumulated throughout his life, he really has no reservations.

In addition to being an expert in interpreting oracle bone inscriptions, bronze inscriptions, and Warring States characters, Lezheng has almost never had any flaws in the cultural relics and antiques he has seen, whether it is porcelain, bronze, jade, gold, and silver. The institutional characteristics of the tombs of the Dai Dynasty are also well understood. Even Wei Nanhe sighs that he is not as good. It has to be said that he is a genius in cultural relics research.

Wei Nanhe thought about it for a long time. Lezheng Qi should not waste this ability. As long as he does not take the science exams and is exempted from the English exam, it should not be difficult to get a special recruitment spot in the Department of Cultural and Museology.Besides, he's still young, so he won't pass the exam this year, and it's better to take the exam next year than him to rob graves everywhere.

Le Zhengqi jumped out of the wooden building, pinched and patted Bai Weiyu, tossed and tossed for a while, Wei Nanhe watched coldly from the window, feeling jealous: Damn, school starts soon, I will beat people if I can't stand it !

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