It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Ya Huiquan, the youngest high-ranking commander of the Star Alliance and the first mech master, married a cat.

Here's the thing.

Speaking of the cause of all this, it has to be traced back to the day Yashang General was doing a post-war personal information re-recording, and ended up picking up a cat halfway.

The information entry center is located in the central administrative area of ​​the capital, Xingmont. Flying and private ground transportation are prohibited in the area. Regardless of the rank or official position, all private vehicles must be parked in a designated location, and then walk through the intelligent security system outside the administrative area. Check the gate, and then go to the target area from the transfer point.

Admiral Yashang was no exception, and he also abided by this set of rules. On this day, he parked his personal vehicle at the docking point as he did countless times in the past, and then stepped out from the cabin with a pair of long legs with ironed military trousers. The dark military boots have just set foot on the ground——

Suddenly there was a "snap".

Just in front of the military boots, less than five centimeters away, a cat fell from the sky.

Yahuiquan: "..."

General Ya has never seen any kind of scene before, dropping a near-ground railgun from the sky, dropping fragments of friendly or enemy aircraft, dropping high-energy particle beams, or even dropping a laser knife on the spot. He can't change his face.

... But he has never seen such a way to drop a cat from the sky like this.

This extraordinary scene made him pause for a moment.

The outside world's evaluation of Yahuiquan is nothing more than "taking credit and pride", "cold and mean", and "rejecting others for thousands of miles". There may be exaggerations in it, but in my conscience, Yahuiquan's self-cognition is also the same as the above description Not too much.

The cat who is suspected of being a pencier is still "in front of the boots of the dead body", spreading itself into a cat cake that hits the street and sticking it on the ground. If the reflexes are a little weak, the person who just got out of the cabin may have stepped on it.

The general with a bad personality had a cold face and looked down at his "little prisoner".

"Little Porcelain Prisoner" is a veritable kitten. It should have fallen from the tree crown above his head. Yahuiquan parked his personal vehicle just beside a landscape tree.

This little thing is as long as one hand of a man who is not yet an adult. It has brown patterns on its extremely light pale golden fur, and it has a round head, a round head, and a fluffy tail.

Although he was touching porcelain and pretending to be dead, he pointed the back of his round head at the person.

But Ya Huiquan, who lowered his eyes, could see that the ears standing on top of the opponent's head would shake and change direction from time to time.

The general, who thought he had a bad personality, still had a cold face. He let go of the hand that was still on the door frame of the cabin before, and bent down to pick up the kitten in front of his military boots.

"Go and play." He said coldly.

And gently put the kitten aside.

I didn't take cats roaming around in the central administrative region seriously.

Now it is the 375th year of the star calendar, and the decades-long war between the Star Alliance and the foreign alliance will end.

After the period of the Great Interstellar Voyage and the Great Interstellar Migration passed, this universe officially opened the first year of the star calendar. Many primitive species had already perished in the migration before entering the first year of the star calendar, and because of a stupid decision made by the Star Alliance As a result, the number of species in the Star Alliance, which was already lackluster, has declined sharply in more than 300 years, and a large amount of precious data has been lost. For this reason, the natural biology researchers and cultural protection specialists of the Star Alliance have taken turns going to the gate of the parliament building every day to "civilize" for a long time. Curse the street".

Therefore, in order to promote the so-called harmonious coexistence between man and nature, a genius submitted a proposal, which suggested that starting from the central administrative region of Starmont, the capital of the first star system of the Star Alliance, "construction of a natural and harmonious environment" should be carried out.

What is it if there are cats wandering around in the central administrative area of ​​Montestar?

Since the proposal was passed, other small animals such as squirrels and birds can also be seen here.

Therefore, twice as many temporary bathrooms and robotic car washers have been added to the park—because creatures with feathers and flying, such as birds, are really easy to receive in the park, whether they are vehicles or pedestrians "Airdrop spree".

After Yahuiquan put down the cat, he continued to walk forward, and the personal vehicle automatically dropped the electronic lock behind him.

The only sound around him was the regular tapping of his military boots.

After walking a few steps, he realized that he was being followed.

The fluffy "Little Porcelain Prisoner" is not dead. It is not a soldier led by the general on the cliff. It does not obey the command of "go and play" and follows people step by step. presence.

Say: "Mi."

Mi what Mi.

He doesn't know how to play with cats.

General Ya said so in his heart, and it was true when he turned around.

"Little Porcelain Prisoner" is probably still a rascal, and today he made up his mind to rely on his master.

This little guy walks clearly without sound, and has an inexplicably strong sense of presence in Yahuiquan's perception.

In fact, generally speaking, as long as General Yashang can maintain his "cold and mean" character design, he will immediately stride towards the turning point without looking back. It can't keep up with his tall legs and long legs, and the speed of a kitten will not be faster than a grown man's striding speed.

However, under the continuous "Mimi" offensive from the rear, Yahuiquan did not go smoothly.

After walking a short distance, he couldn't help but look back, and after a while, he looked back again.

When General Ya felt like a tango dancer with a mental illness, he stopped altogether.

"What are you following me for?" He stopped again and looked at the cat, lowering his eyes and asking.

Yahuiquan has a surname full of oriental charm, with a deep outline, and his facial features are indeed oriental. Under the black hair are a pair of brown eyes.

In the traditional concept, people think that the oriental people in the ancient earth period should have "black hair and black eyes". The pupils are very dark, which creates the illusion that the eyes are pure black.

But Yahuiquan's brown eyes are not the same as the common dark brown or warm brown.

His irises have a strange red tint, and those who look closely at him will find that his eyes are closer to reddish brown.

This bit of red made Admiral Ya's brown eyes not only warm, but also extra cold. In the fortress he governed, few people in the entire base were willing to look at him for a long time.

But what does this have to do with a kitten?

The little cat made up his mind to touch this one. From the fact that it failed to touch porcelain for the first time and was still unyielding, it can be seen that the little cat is not afraid of anything.

It managed to keep the man with its "mi", and now it sat down obediently, raised its small head to the man who looked like Xiaoshan to it, and opened a pair of blue eyes wide open.

The little cat answered Yahuiquan's previous question and said, "Mimimi."

Yahuiquan: "..."

If you can understand, there will be ghosts.

"I won't play with you." Yahuiquan said again with his eyes down.

The kitty also said, "Mi."

Yahuiquan: "...I don't keep pets either."

The little cat stood up with four paws on the ground, took two steps forward with its short furry legs, patted one of its paws on the surface of Yahuiquan's military boots, and then lay down its whole body: " Meow."

I was reasoning with a cat, Yashang knew that if people saw this scene, they would either scare them into a problem, or they would think there was something wrong with him.

After 5 minutes, he felt that he was more likely to have a problem.

Because the "little prisoner" succeeded in Pengci, the cat has already been put in his pocket.

I didn't look carefully before, but just now Yahuiquan and the kitten looking up looked at each other for a long time, only to realize that the little guy's ears seemed a bit incomplete compared with ordinary cats, and the tips of the two ears were blunt.

Mount Monte is equipped with a very detailed four-season system. In less than a week, this planet will enter winter under artificial intervention, and then it will snow.

"For your ears and winter's sake."

Yahuiquan said so when he picked up the kitten.

The general's expression was still very cold, and his tone was very forced, but he was very careful in putting the little guy into his coat pocket.

The kitten was put into the pocket of the military coat.

It is really small, and after putting it in, there is basically no shadow of the cat, only a small bulge suddenly appeared on the flat uniform of the general on the cliff.

Before Ya Huiquan pulled his fingers away from the edge of the pocket, he felt that the kitten should have kicked in his pocket, and then a hairy head popped out of the pocket.

That made his fingers pause.

Then, an equally hairy kitten's paw was also pulled out with great effort.

His fingertips were slapped by the small meat pad.

"mum."

The kitten who slapped people with its paws said that it seemed that it wanted to give a "highfive" to the person who was successfully touched by it.

Ya Huiquan also didn't know why he, the person who was touched, could give a high-five to the prisoner, and the logical relationship in it was very wrong.

Subconsciously, he had already squeezed the pad.

It is true that Ya Huiquan has never kept a pet, and in his past life, he has never had such leisure and time.

The feel of the small meat pad was unexpectedly good, which made him feel moved.

General Ya, who had been waiting for a long time at the vehicle stop, finally arrived at the transit point, with one hand still in his pocket.

Unknowingly, he held the kitten's paw and walked all the way.

There were a few people in the transfer office who also came to transfer within the area, wearing the badges of civil servants on their chests. When Yahuiquan walked into the hall, they fell silent, as if he was some living one-button mute device.

Yahuiquan passed by several people without changing his face, neither of them had any intention of greeting each other.

Until he stepped into the high-ranking special rail car, the intelligent scanning program at the door broadcast: "identity information confirmation, authority confirmation, two passengers confirmation, and target location information input center confirmation."

The doors of the rail car were closed after the broadcast.

In the outside room, the few people who seemed to be muted before unmuted it again.

"Two?" Someone muttered in a low voice, "Didn't you just go in with that one just now? He didn't even bring a personal guard with him today... Am I mistaken?"

There was another passenger, naturally the cat in Yahuiquan's pocket.

The re-recording of personal information is neither core nor urgent. It is a supplementary collection of information on the citizens of the Star Alliance after the war.

All the things that were not updated in time due to the wartime status before, or the procedures were lacking, will be completed in this re-recording and the status will be changed.

The system will automatically provide assistance for citizens in need—for example, there are newborns who have not had time to register at home, lucky people who were thought to be dead at one time, who survived the account cancellation process, or spouses who lack formal registration procedures, etc.— — Carry out one-click procedure supplementation and information replacement.

Ya Huiquan thought that there was nothing to complete his information, and the overall situation was similar to the past. Today's trip was nothing more than to comply with the requirement of "re-recording requires personal presence".

For him, information re-recording means standing under the instrument to accept a few scanning lights, and then moving his fingers to confirm or deny a few things. There is no technical content, and there are no matters to pay attention to, so he is particularly careless.

When the rail car reminded him that these were "two passengers", General Ya didn't care, he still put his hands in his pockets and licked the cat inappropriately.

When he walked into the information entry center, the artificial intelligence in the foyer counted him as "two visitors" again. General Ya still didn't care, and pinched the kitten's paw again, listening to the little thing make a "me" in his pocket.

Then he turned to the registration area corresponding to his job rank. The system recognized his identity, started scanning, and asked him one by one the programmed questions——

When he saw the [marital status] column pop up on the screen, Ya Huiquan paused.

He suddenly lost his mind.

The system asks: "Your marriage status is registered as unmarried, do you need to modify this?"

General Ya, who didn't know what he was thinking, raised his hand, he should have said "No".

As a result, the man who never misses in front of the intricate channel map and in the mecha spirit field made a mistake, and his hands trembled and became "yes".

System: "Marital status has been confirmed and changed, and you have been converted from unmarried to married."

Ya Huiquan came back to his senses: "...Who am I married to?"

The system of the information entry center is equipped with an intelligent module, which enables more humanized man-machine communication with visitors.

The system regarded Ya Huiquan's words as a question, and immediately answered: "It is searching for your marriage partner——"

"Sorry, the object is unknown, invalid search."

"Determined as 'unregistered marriage'."

"Please wait a moment, the system is automatically redirecting you to the one-click registration interface—"

Yahuiquan felt that he was really idle. He was very curious about where this thing could conjure him a marriage partner, so he didn't stop the program immediately, and watched the other party work hard to retrieve him the number one person who didn't exist at all. .

Although General Ya looks no worse than anyone else, it can even be said that his appearance is very outstanding.

But since he was born in 315 of the star calendar, this person has not even had a peach blossom in puberty due to his single body.

Not to mention a marriage partner, he has never even had a love partner.

"The system has been successfully redirected, and the registration for you and your lover has started."

I don't know who wrote the program of this system. The tone of the artificial intelligence has become more ups and downs after it was transferred to the marriage registration, like an emcee full of emotions. The surrounding stereo speakers also automatically play Canon piano music that originated from the ancient earth. .

"Please stay still with your lover and accept the registration scan—"

"and many more."

Because he was convinced that the other party had dug three feet into the earth and could not dig out a person with whom he could have an "emotional relationship" with him even when he dug into the center of the planet, Ya Huiquan, who had been watching the system busy for a long time, finally discovered the problem.

He asked incredulously: "Where is the 'lover'?"

Who is it to keep him still, and with whom to undergo registration scans?

The system continued to use the emcee's tone full of emotions to say: "Mr. Ya, for the sake of your marriage harmony, please don't say such things in front of your lover. This is very detrimental to the stability of the relationship between spouses, and it is even more detrimental to the relationship after marriage Development. On the first day of the official registration of your marriage, just because of your ruthless rhetorical question, it will cast a dark shadow on love."

This is all a mess.

Yahuiquan frowned.

"Stop talking nonsense." He said bluntly, "Who are you registering me with?"

The system let out a realistic sigh.

The scanning light has been turned on, and it is shining directly on Ya Huiquan himself.

At the same time, the front screen is divided into two.

On one side hung the registration photo of General Ya entered into the system.

On the other side is a real-time video window, reflecting the situation in front of the registration desk.

Ya Huiquan saw himself on the other half of the screen. He snorted lightly, and was about to say, "I register with myself? That's interesting," when he felt his pocket move.

A little guy who stayed obediently in his pocket for a long time finally felt bored, and eagerly stuck out a cat's paw on the edge of the pocket.

He was interrupted by this movement, and looked down.

Just when the little cat poked its head out of the pocket of Yahuiquan, the system suddenly said coldly: "The image of the lover has been entered, and the data is being stored, and the spouse information will be updated for you soon—"

Yahuiquan: "?"

He looked up quickly, and saw a very... a scene beyond his life's imagination.

On the front screen, the one on the left is still himself. In the middle of the two split screens, there is a large and festively colored "Registration Complete", with a small word "Updated to a spouse relationship" below.

On the right screen, in the real-time scanning window, General Ya himself still occupies the window, but he has been "partially zoomed in", and the camera focuses on his uniform pocket.

Under the high-resolution lens exclusive to the information entry system, the system captured a very clear head of a cat.

General Ya stared at the Maomao head next to his photo, not quite sure what happened.

The system ended the programmed broadcast, then switched back to the master of ceremonies, and announced happily: "Congratulations, Mr. Ya, although there have been some small twists and turns, and although this official procedure may be a bit late for a couple, but In any case, you and your lover have gone through the most difficult years hand in hand, and now we officially announce with the most sincere blessings that you have completed the registration with your lover, and you are legal spouses with legal marriage and the protection of the new marriage law. All rights!"

Yahuiquan: "..."

No, what is this.

Is there something wrong? ? ? ?