It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"You took me." Ya Huiquan paused when he said this, and he looked down at the cat again.

The cat was still in his pocket, and a cat's head poked out from the edge looking around—exactly the same as the one on the screen.

As if feeling that someone was looking at him, the little thing tried his best to tilt his head upwards.

The clothes insulate the furry touch, but it can make people feel a small vibrant heat source moving close to itself.

The little cat finally adjusted the angle, and looked at Yahuiquan: "Mi?"

Its blue eyes were filled with the innocence of not knowing what happened, and it stretched out its small paws to pat the person again.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Between the innocent kitty and the suspected artificial mentally retarded system, there is no doubt that there is no suspense at all.

General Ya had nothing serious to say to the cat, he just reached out and patted the furry forehead.

Then he turned his head to the system screen and lowered his face: "——you registered my marriage with a cat?"

In daily life, Yashang Jiang is not a person with expressive expressions, but at this moment, he feels that his entire facial features are active, and he is trying his best to express disbelief.

A group of people in the parliament submitted "remonstrations" from time to time, saying that he "hid himself too deeply" and "emotions are so obscure that it is easy to disturb others."

He felt that these fed guys should really come to him to see his face at this moment.

Ya Huiquan was convinced that from the corners of his mouth to the corners of his eyes and brows, his entire face consisted of nine characters that are easy to understand—[Is there something wrong with the broken system? 】

"You took the initiative to change your marital status to married." "Broken System" is still stating the reasons with reasonable grounds. It said, "The system did not find the corresponding target in the information database for the first time, and the information database shows that the column of your spouse is vacant. , Therefore, you are judged as needing the supplementary information service of 'marriage registration', the one-click registration interface opens, the system searches twice, and automatically finds another living body in the scanning area, and is honored to find that you are accompanying you lovers, successfully completed the registration for the two of you."

The implication is that this system also works according to the process, and every process is followed in place.

There is nothing wrong with it.

After listening to these remarks, Ya Huiquan felt that this was sophistry.

"Is it because my name has been registered as a severely disabled person, or has the humanistic care level of the capital star information system become so high that all registrants will be automatically treated according to the standard of 'caring for the deaf, dumb and mentally handicapped'?" Cliff Huiquan said in a cold and mean tone, "Automatic one-click registration, the second life body in the scanning area is the marriage partner by default."

He snorted coldly, and raised his hand and knocked on the edge of the console: "If a cockroach enters this room some other day, or a visitor who doesn't pay much attention to personal hygiene and has lice in his hair, will your system have to put it away?" People and cockroaches and lice register with one click, and then say to each other, "Congratulations, with the help of this system, you have successfully registered with a worm, creating the first case of human-insect union since the new era, and praise your love across species"?"

General Ya used to keep a cold face. Except for the necessary orders and meetings, he seemed too lazy to talk to anyone.

But in fact he is not reticent.

At least when swearing, he never spared words.

The registration system has been baffled, but fortunately, the intelligent program has always had a strong psychological quality, can analyze human language in an orderly manner, catch loopholes, and raise objections.

"Your name has not been registered as a disabled person, Mr. Ya." The system replied, "The fully automated registration does not correspond to the standard of 'caring for the deaf-mute and disabled', but for the convenience of information collection. It is to consider When the war was just over, there were many and complicated citizen data that needed to be updated in the Star Alliance, so it was temporarily enabled as the fastest entry method."

"It's so fast that it doesn't even consider the species." Yahuiquan nodded slightly, and said "rewarding", "It's really thoughtful."

The system with a limited IQ didn't recognize the sarcasm, and said, "Thank you."

Then he said: "The information shows that you spent up to five weeks in the recuperation cabin for a recovery period, so you may not know it. According to the "New Marriage Act" recently implemented by the Star Alliance after the war, we have indeed Temporarily open interracial marriages and exclude 'species differences' when registering marriages."

Yahuiquan has never heard of this matter, and he really lay in the recuperation cabin of the medical monitoring center for five weeks. Rest at home.

"New marriage bill?" Ya Huiquan asked subconsciously.

There was an extra file window on the front screen, and the registration system directly retrieved the relevant laws and regulations, and zoomed in on it for General Yashang who missed the changes to the laws and regulations.

"Look." The system is on the side as an explanation, an intelligent manipulator hangs from the top of the screen, and clicks on the screen with a curved index finger, "Article [-] of the "New Marriage Act" has clearly stated that the latest marriage law of the Star Alliance respects the choice of all partner species and is open to cross- Racial Marriage Registration."

The general on the cliff looked blank: "..."

The system continued babbling: "Just now you mentioned the point of 'registering people and cockroaches and lice'. First of all, please allow me to solemnly declare that the health inspection of the information center is absolutely qualified, and there will be no such creatures as cockroaches, and the center also refuses to accept them. Visitors who are not well-groomed and whose personal hygiene is not up to standard. As for the "first case of human-insect fusion in the new era" you mentioned, I must tell you with a little regret that this center will not be able to create the first case, because it is during your recuperation , The first actual case has already appeared on the Changhong star located in the third galaxy of the Star Alliance."

Yahuiquan reluctantly looked away from the law.

"...the actual case?" he said.

System: "That's right, the war with the extraterritorial alliance has not only brought a lot of reflection to the masses, big data statistics show that people's attitudes towards 'carriers of heterogeneous genes' have also become more curious and friendly, and at the same time, this war has also made more Many people had the idea of ​​choosing a 'heterogeneous spouse' - the gentleman who settled on Changhong star chose to marry the spider who accompanied him through the war years."

Yahuiquan: "..."

How could such a thing really happen!

and……

"I thought that anyone with primary education would understand." Ya Huiquan said, "Carriers of heterogeneous genes and heterogeneous are two different things."

"Of course, these are two different things, sir." The system said, "It is very impolite to confuse the two concepts. It has long been recognized that carriers of heterogeneous genes are still human beings, but this does not affect us. Congratulations to those who have 'heterogeneous spouses', they are really brave and great in chasing true love, what do you think?"

"..."

Yahuiquan didn't think anything, he didn't care much about the marriage law in the past, and subconsciously decided that even if it was another 100 years, it would have nothing to do with him.

Unexpectedly, after sleeping in the recuperation cabin for five weeks, the outside world changes so rapidly—people can register with animals and insects at will.

He suddenly was wasting his time, arguing about pointless topics and a procedure.

"Cancel the registration operation." Ya Huiquan changed the subject, gave the order, and questioned why he didn't do it earlier.

however--

"I'm very sorry." The system flashed a red cross on the screen and told Ya Huiquan, "Your marriage registration was officially effective 10 minutes ago, and the effective registration cannot be revoked. As for the established marriage relationship, if you want Cancellation, the system only opens the option of 'apply for termination of marriage relationship'."

great.

I got married in a daze, and now I have to divorce myself.

General Ya rolled his eyes in his heart, but he did not drag his words, and then changed his order and said: "Apply for termination of marriage relationship."

"I'm very sorry." As a result, the system said, "The suspension is invalid, and the application cannot be accepted for the time being."

"...Why can't you accept it?" General Ya's tone turned calm and within 2 minutes, it gradually turned bad.

The screen in front of him changed again, showing him eight articles of No. 20 of the "New Marriage Act"—for high-ranking generals, the new Marriage Act gives generals an absolute protection period of up to ten years. It is not allowed to divorce at will for the purpose of defrauding welfare protection, to marry falsely for the purpose of transferring property, and to abuse a partner.Others are not allowed to interfere, harass and maliciously destroy military marriages at will.

"Because your marriage registration has taken effect, you have been in the marriage protection period since 10 minutes ago, and your application for suspension cannot be accepted in a short period of time. Otherwise, you will be identified by the system as suspected of defrauding welfare protection."

The system not only enthusiastically helped to interpret the legal provisions, but when this set of words was finished on General Ya's face with a frozen face, it also brought out another set of words, and reminded with emotion: "This system warmly reminds you that marriage It's not child's play, you need to be cautious in making decisions, think more about choosing a mate, and be careful to prevent fraudulent marriages."

The expression was so bad that it seemed as if he was about to blow up this non-personnel information center immediately. Ya Huiquan used 12 points of patience and restraint to keep himself calm and composed.

He only asked this button to get him married, and the last question of the broken system that didn't let him get divorced: "...Why did you put your paw in front of my cat and say to the cat, 'be careful to prevent fraudulent marriages? '?"

The robot arm of the registration system is dangling its metal fingers, teasing the cat with the indicator light embedded on it.

Ya Huiquan suspects that the editor of this unfortunate program is an invisible cat control.

It replied solemnly: "Because from the perspective of probability, if the fidelity of flash marriage cheating happened between the two of you, the possibility of you being the main planner will be higher, with a probability of more than 50%."

After all, even the artificially retarded don't think that a cat will come to cheat a human into marriage.

Yahuiquan himself didn't think so.

So he had to attribute all this to something wrong with the broken system.

Ya Huiquan's personal terminal has been muted and flashed several times since he started arguing with the system, reminding him that there is important news to be dealt with urgently.

He really had nothing to say, so he turned his head and left without saying a word, deciding to ignore the fact that he got married and deal with the information first.

...Damn!

It is a ghost to be able to ignore it!

What is wrong with the new marriage law and the marriage registration system? ? ?