It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

As the superficial head of the family, Yahuiquan once believed that he was excluded by Baili and Li Dandan, the specific reason being that his cat and AI "had a small meeting" behind his back. It seems that there is a shared discussion group dedicated to cat machines, and he, the real owner, was kicked out of the group chat, and Mimi whispered a lot of small things while he was away. There may be a lot of cat machine agreements he doesn't know.

Baili said at the time: "Master, you are very much like an elementary school-age child who finds out that his classmates are chatting without you, and tries to report them for gossiping."

Baili now said: "Young master, I have obtained brand new emotional data. After analysis, I think I should apologize to you for my arrogance a few months ago - through you and Mr. Li having a separate secret, but not telling me Li's another layer of identity, I understand how it feels to be excluded in a family, it's really bad, I'm sorry."

In just a few months, the cognition of artificial intelligence has made reverse progress. He sincerely apologized to the master for his past prejudices, but the young master who responded rudely with "fart" was the same as before. After listening to this confession, Ya Huiquan Still ruthlessly said: "Stop talking nonsense and drag your ground."

The living room should have become a mess in another way, but unexpectedly, it shot a hundred miles out of the air, and used a multi-fold irrigation gun with an extremely wide range to catch the inside of the room, not only killing the people on the couch. , the living room was almost finished, and the furniture and sofas that were innocently implicated were all forced to take a big "collective bath". The water was dripping, and the living room was like a storm passing through.

At the time of the incident, it was too late for Ya Huiquan to have anything to do with Wo Xiu, and they only came to the point where "one fumbled to pull out a shirt hem, carefully unbuttoned one of the collar buttons, and the other changed the clothes, just as if paying tribute." He also bit the other party's lip, but his hands are well-groomed, as if holding a kissing practice prop that is only above the shoulders, and the hands are not lower than the shoulders throughout the whole process, and they are held there in a self-restraining and polite manner" level.

That's it, it is estimated that Baili will come a little later, feel free to be 10 minutes later, Yahuiquan and Woxiu are very likely to still make no progress, and will not be able to get to the point.

Therefore, it is naturally not their business to deal with the mess in the living room. Whoever ruins it is responsible. Baili was lifted from the silence and shield, just like a big steel spider with all hands and feet. Cleaning utensils are held on the arms, the dryer and the small robot holding the laundry basket are on standby, and the air conditioner in the entire living room area has also been carefully adjusted to the "dehumidification" frequency.

"When did you discover Mr. Li's other identity?" Baili, who is a guilty person, always tries to chat with his master, and is full of curiosity about Li Dandan's wonderful transformation ability.

Ya Huiquan thought to himself: "A few hours ago."

But such an embarrassing truth, the face-saving Young Master Ya would not tell the electronic housekeeper, it seems that his master is too unwise.

So he didn't answer, just pretended to look at Baili, who was transformed into a big spider at the moment, with a very inscrutable look, and then he said "Is this worth mentioning?" He lowered his head, and stroked Li Dandan's wet back as if nothing had happened: "Stop talking nonsense, there are so many problems—go, go upstairs and take a hot bath."

The first half of the sentence of Yahuiquan is "choking for a hundred miles", and the second half of the sentence is about cats.

The room was originally at a constant temperature, and the dryness and humidity were kept at the best comfortable level for the human body. The specific parameters can be intelligently and dynamically adjusted. Regardless of the frost outside and the scorching heat, the indoor and outdoor are like two solar terms, full of everyone's own life. Each, two irrelevant flavors.

But at this time, Yahuiquan's hair was still dripping water. It is said that tigers have two layers of hair. Li Dandan's hair is not completely soaked, it is not attached to the skin, but it is not very comfortable.

Blown by the wind, both the human and the shrunken big cat felt a chill in their hearts.

Ya Huiquan always wears a filter when watching Le Dandan. Even if he already knows the equation "Le Dandan is equal to Woxiu", when he sees a cat-like tiger, his old thinking will fight with his new cognition. The consciousness of people and watching cats did not change so quickly, so his subconscious mind would act according to his previous habits.

Yahuiquan went upstairs with Li Dandan naturally, and watched Li Dandan adjust the temperature control board first.

A string of wet cat paw prints were stepped on by the little tiger on the floor of the corridor, and the paw prints stopped in front of the bathroom door. After adjusting the temperature control panel, Li Dandan was very self-conscious and sat at the door without intending to go in.

So more naturally, Yahuiquan bent down and picked up the cat, and took two steps into the bathroom——

Yahuiquan: "..."

Li Dandan: "..."

It was so natural and easy, he didn't even get over the habit of taking a cat in the bathroom, Ya Huiquan finally realized that something was wrong, he stopped holding his hands on Li Dandan's front legs, and suddenly recalled the time he used to take the cat in the bath Every time, in an instant, the overwhelming embarrassment almost overwhelmed him, and his whole body was even a little stiff.

"Click" sound.

The bathroom door didn't sense the signs of people coming in and out for a while, and it slid behind their backs. The electronic door lock was very faithfully locked according to the owner's historical usage habits.

Li Dandan tentatively: "Meow?"

Another 5 minutes later, for the first time since coming to this house, Li Dandan was lifted by the back of the neck and thrown out of the bathroom.

"Get out." Ya Huiquan, who threw the cat with his own hands, said mercilessly—as if he wasn't the one who brought the cat in.

When Li Dandan was thrown out the door, he looked like a flying fur ball. He turned around in mid-air, straightened himself, and landed quietly on the ground.

Yahuiquan was about to close the bathroom door again, when he stretched out a hand from the outside, Woxiu, who was dangling his ears and tail, closed the door skillfully, and looked at him outside the door blinking and shaking his ears: "Water temperature The room temperature has been adjusted, and there will be no waste water if I have one more."

Already in the embarrassment of reminiscing about the past, Ya Huiquan suddenly saw Wo Xiu who could speak and move, which further strengthened his cognition of bringing Wo Xiu into the bathroom countless times before, and the embarrassment index doubled immediately.

"Baili will definitely not come up this time." Wo Xiu said again, "He is a very caring artificial intelligence, but sometimes he is a little too caring, but he will definitely not make a second time for the mistakes he has made. .”

Yahuiquan's mind was full of how to drive this man away, and Wo Xiu's ears and tail wagging back and forth were particularly disturbing. He heard this, and only then did he realize that this little bastard who used his ears and tail to show off had other hints.

"So..." Wo Xiu's tail had already slipped in by the door, and he hooked and flicked the inside of the bathroom door. He asked in a pointed tone, "Shall we continue with what we did before?"

"..." Yahuiquan glanced at Wo Xiu up and down for a round. He straightened his disturbed mind, and said in his heart that if this person hadn't personally identified the alien gene as a tiger, he was sure that Wo Xiu would at least be out of shape in this regard. If he makes up nonsense, he will be more inclined to think that this person is actually a canine—more like the legendary wolf with a big tail.

"No." Ya Huiquan flatly rejected Wo Xiu.

As soon as Wo Xiu's ears stopped, they folded down: "Really?"

"No." Yahuiquan said resolutely, he stepped back a little, and signaled Wo Xiu to let go, he was really going to close the door.

The thing hanging outside the door is unwilling to give up. It seems that it can't continue, so it still wants to fight for the "no waste water" bathing method.

General Ya clasped the door with one hand, and did not let anyone push the door open: "Aren't you about to have the effect of the stabilizer? This is a person who barely used a little spare energy to become. I guessed it right."

"It was slowed down for a while just now." Wo Xiu replied honestly, "My energy can automatically recover in the animal form, and the stabilizer just helps to prolong it."

"Oh." Ya Huiquan nodded slightly, he still pressed the door, but suddenly raised his eyebrows, a rare narrowness flashed between his brows, "That is to say, you are now like a piece of energy that has returned to about 5% This 5% is enough for you to restart the machine, but how long the battery life lasts and where the 5% limit is, I guess you don’t know it yourself, and no one knows the exact value for the time being.”

Wo Xiu blinked: "This..."

"Then what are you talking about in front of me?" General Ya, who is a long-lasting standby man, ruthlessly laughed at Wo Xiu, a man who is currently easily shut down, "I'd be happy to find out what's going on with your transformation ability, and I’m willing to help, but I’m sorry, I will do it myself. The bed test time will be saved, this kind of help is helpless, I’m afraid this time it’s time to lose, and your transformation into a cat will easily leave a lifetime shadow on both of us.”

Wo Xiu: "..."

The bad premonition is true, this person laughed so hard!

Yahuiquan gave the people outside the door a spiritual blow. He spent a few seconds admiring Wo Xiu's frozen expression. Wo Xiu was speechless, not himself being speechless by the words and deeds of the man in front of him.

General Ya felt that he had won a victory, even the embarrassment disappeared, and his mood index soared. He looked at Wo Xiu who was still a door carving: "What are you doing in a daze, let me watch you turn into a cat with my own eyes, witness' How short can 5%' be? Hurry up and get out, go to the guest bathroom and take your shower."

Wo Xiu suffered a double blow and took a deep breath.

Finally, with multiple labels such as "insufficient battery life", "changing into a cat at any time", "not durable enough", and "easy to leave a lifelong shadow" on his head, Commander Woxiu, who does have a little problem at present, turns into a cat on the spot, and his back is vicissitudes away.

In the living room downstairs, Baili quickly welcomed back a dejected little friend.Very surprised: "Didn't you go to take a bath with the young master?"

Wo Xiu went to take a hot shower efficiently, and his hair was drooping on his body, and his figure didn't shrink at all, which showed that he was a solid little tiger.

He sits next to the external heater that Baili tunes out to blow the indoor air, blowing the wind with a set of sofa covers that have been hung up to dry, his face full of desire and desire.

"There was a very hurtful accident," Wo Xiu said sadly.