It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

When a person suddenly experiences a number of events beyond the norm and their emotions reach a state that is about to overflow, they will become a little numb instead. It takes time to process huge information, so the emotional feeling also appears to be relatively lagging behind. During the incident, often only Ability to give emotional feedback to a recent point of information.

Yahuiquan just woke up early in the morning, still in the mood of getting up for "no cats today". When he washed up, he recalled the doubts behind the electronic photo album, and felt that it was worth going to Woxiu—maybe Bailichat for a while. Chatting, eight or nine times out of ten it is worth bothering the two of them, and when he opened the door and started to walk downstairs, his brain seemed to have finished a reverse [-]-meter race, and only then did he recall all the things he had done yesterday. , Let him stop for a while, and then stand still on the stairs of his own house.

There were too many unresolved issues yesterday, and he and Wo Xiu seemed to be confused, so they skipped all the heavy and thrilling parts.

The state of the two last night, if we use an apt analogy, it is like they are clearly in a "restricted" set, but they have both activated the green protection mode for children.

They didn't stay long on those topics that would induce conflicts, and took them lightly. Regarding Woxiu's past, Yahuiquan didn't hold on to those memories that could smell the pain just by glancing at a corner. When the narration came to an end, I vaguely realized that it seemed inappropriate to delve into it at the moment, and any questioning would drag the person in front of me into an emotional trough, Ya Huiquan relied on his intuition, and used a relatively blunt way of suddenly turning into an ambiguous script , came to interrupt the brewing of the heavy atmosphere between the two.

He had intended to take the atmosphere away last night, and subconsciously diverted his attention, but he didn't realize it at the time.

Judging from the results, diverting attention and creating a biased atmosphere were also very successful. Wo Xiu had an indescribable tacit understanding with Yahuiquan in this regard. Also focus on verbal—and a little bit of action—provocation, and remain optimistic and positive afterwards, and don’t give the atmosphere a chance to slip back to dullness during teasing.

It's just that some things can be skipped for a while, they can't be skipped forever.

Last night's emotions were so overflowing that the whole person was a little numb, and in the end they could only focus on the present and the latest news, but they didn't have today and tomorrow after last night, and this slightly lagging process would always run through.

Yahuiquan stood on the stairs, listening to the movement from downstairs, he remembered again that "what happened to his parents and Wo Xiu is probably inseparable, no matter what the two people's original positions are" and "Wo Xiu is Li Dandan, this person has stayed by his side for several months." Two important things, it took a long time to go down a few levels.

When he reached the stairwell on the first floor, he remembered the third important thing amidst the complicated emotions that were long overdue——

Someone seemed to confess their love last night, and they kissed... twice.

"Are you counting the number of steps in your own staircase?" The voice of the person who confessed his love came from the other side of the restaurant last night, "You are still reviewing the results of Baili's housework to see if he has wiped all the seams of a staircase? clean?"

Ya Huiquan is not very used to seeing a real Wo Xiu at home in the early morning, let alone a real Wo Xiu jumping around in his kitchen. , first moved himself to the dining room, stood on the outside and looked inward, before stepping in.

"What are you doing?" Wo Xiu put the breakfast on the plate, and when he looked up, he saw someone who didn't seem to be coming to the restaurant for breakfast, but more likely to be inspecting.

Ya Huiquan looked at Wo Xiu who looked up, and returned the words: "...What are you doing?"

Ya Huiquan tried to find better words for what he saw, but to no avail, so he had to ask directly in a complicated tone: "Where did you... get the apron?"

That's right, Wo Xiu, who was in charge of today's breakfast in human form, is wearing an apron with a cartoon pattern, and the white background is full of cartoon cat heads.

"I found it in a hundred miles." Wo Xiu was wearing a cartoon apron and was calm, showing that there was no stereotyped prejudice that "men should not be associated with cute decorations". He put down the hot coffee from the coffee machine on the side of the dinner plate, "You Why are you so surprised, didn't you buy this?"

Ya Huiquan, who reached out to fetch the cup, paused, and squeezed the air with his fingers awkwardly: "What?"

Yahuiquan felt that this was a shocking slander, and he said, "I seem to be buying this kind of thing?"

"Bought it together with cat snacks and canned cat food." Woxiu said, "Your shopping list for a week is longer than others' list for the first quarter. You have ordered a luxurious cat meal package, and the cat apron is a matching item for their package .”

Yahuiquan was about to raise his hand to adjust his personal terminal, but Baili took a step faster than others, and a screen was already put down by the electronic housekeeper, and there were hard-proof purchase records on it.

"You did." Baili confirmed with regret, "And on the day I received this batch of goods, I brought the apron to you and asked if you wanted to hang it in the kitchen so that use."

Yahuiquan really had no impression of this matter. He couldn't argue with the purchase record, so he had to ask Baili: "And then? What did I say?"

"You said, 'Go away.'"

Baili imitated the master's tone vividly, and directly laughed at Wo Xiu who was next to him.

Yahuiquan felt that this person and machine were singing together, and that their "small group" seemed to be unbreakable after Li Dandan had someone. This reminded him immediately of the electronic photo album, and he wanted to make trouble, but he just gave up With an expression of ready to find fault, the quickly organized words came to his lips, Wo Xiu reached out to pick up the empty cup he had touched just now, and handed it to him in a thoughtful manner.

Wo Xiu reminded: "The coffee is getting warm."

Yahuiquan has a tricky taste problem - he likes to drink water that is slightly cooler than scalding, and likes coffee with the same temperature, but the drink can't be really cold, and it can't be warm. If the drink is not hot enough, He will choose to drink ice directly, and reject all beverages whose temperature is just stuck in the "normal temperature" range, thinking that warm water, warm coffee and all warm drinks in the world are extremely unpalatable.

Wo Xiu kept his mouth shut in Yahuiquan, and when he took the coffee, he talked about the leak of the news in a few words, completely distracting his attention.

The communication between Wo Xiu and Wu Shansha ended just before Yahuiquan went downstairs. Leaving aside the small topic derived from the "apron", they shared first-hand news in time. Yahuiquan was also not surprised by the news release. He squinted his eyes in the thin mist from the hot coffee, but he was more interested in the form that Woxiu and the news sent to his personal terminal.

"When did you check the list?" he asked.

"Send others to do it." Woxiu said, "The time is after returning to the special forces with a legitimate name."

In fact, Yahuiquan would like to ask Wo Xiu what he did to check the list. As we all know, in the past few months when Commander Wo Xiu "sacrificed heroically for the road to peace", this part of the star media has a lot of eccentricities about Yahuiquan. The effect of the article is to better arouse public sentiment, and they will often come out with Lavosio, comparing the already established martyrs with Yahuiquan, and raising the other side while secretly stepping on "deeply scheming Yahuiquan". Bit, how much I admire Wo Xiu.

For Wo Xiu, this part of the star media is really nothing worth pursuing.

But Yahuiquan chose a more roundabout way and didn't ask the original question. He inexplicably felt that he could guess the answer.

It's just that if he guesses right about this, it will appear that he is asking questions knowingly, making him feel like there is something wrong with him. In case of misfortune, if he guesses wrong, he will appear very self-indulgent, and it will still appear that he has a problem.

General Ya has problems on both sides, and there is no way to reach a reconciliation with himself.

He nodded for Wo Xiu's words, pretending that he was just asking casually without any other meaning behind it.

He was about to take the subject off the topic when Wo Xiu said abruptly, "I've said that I hold a grudge. I originally checked it out of personal grievances. Who knew it could be used for both public and private purposes."

Yahuiquan: "..."

It turns out that besides "asking with knowledge" and "self-indulgence", there is a third solution to this question, which is to ask the examiner to leak the question on the spot - or the one with the answer booklet attached.

Wo Xiu's statement of public and private use is also very speechless. Generally speaking, General Ya, who is more disciplined, heard someone say "public favoritism" so refreshingly and refinedly. The coffee he had ordered stopped, before he could figure out how to pick it up, he saw Wo Xiu get up in a blink of an eye.

Wo Xiu quickly finished his breakfast, eating as fast as someone snatched from him. When he handed the empty plate to the housekeeping robot, he took away Yahuiquan's cup, and gave it to Yahuiquan who was not in a hurry. The general refilled his cup of coffee.

"I'll take a step first." Wo Xiu said, "The reception mansion can help me drag it until nine o'clock at the latest. I haven't shown up at the gate of the mansion at nine o'clock. The reporter guarding there should realize something is wrong."

It was only then that Ya Huiquan knew about Wo Xiu's appointment by the media.

"How did you get there?" Ya Huiquan also paid attention to Wo Xiu's travel problem. He found that he hadn't considered how this person switched between Li Dandan and Wo Xiu when he didn't confess his identity before.

Wo Xiu lifted up his apron and handed the head of the cartoon cat to Baili. Yahuiquan also found that the clothes on Wo Xiu looked familiar.

"The dress was taken by Baili last night for maintenance, and I couldn't wear it in the morning, so I went to your closet to rub it." Wo Xiu followed Ya Huiquan's line of sight to look at him, and first explained him The question about wearing human clothes, and then I answered the previous question and said, "I will rush over there with my unyielding will and strong physique. Don't worry if it's too late."

Ya Huiquan tried to distinguish between "steady and unyielding will" and "strong physique". He hadn't heard that these two could be used to travel.

But soon, he who had never heard of it saw it with his own eyes.

Wo Xiu changed back to Li Dandan on the spot, and Li Dandan politely picked up the scattered clothes on the ground and brought them back to the sofa. He also flexibly manipulated his tail with his paws, and folded the rubbed clothes neatly on the sofa.

Afterwards, Li Dandan spread his arms and legs, and amidst Baili's praise of "Master, Mr. Woxiu can fold clothes better than you with his tail", the little tiger jumped up to Yahuiquan, and quickly gave him a "five-body throwing" " hug, and then take off on the spot in an infinitely vigorous posture, almost jumping out of the nearest window with flying... Disappeared like a hot wheel running wildly.

"..." Yahuiquan raised his second cup of coffee to his lips. He subconsciously calculated the time from when Wo Xiu jumped out of the window to when his figure completely disappeared. He was surprised by the speed of this genetic talent for two seconds, and then he reacted suddenly. What is Woxiu's way of traveling here? I couldn't hide my shock, "He ran over?"

"If we have not misunderstood Mr. Wo Xiu's behavior, I think he really meant that." Baili also sighed, "It's amazing, it really requires a strong body and great willpower."

After another 10 minutes, with the materials he had just sorted out, Pelentui sent a communication application to the chief, preparing to make a report with complete materials.

"About the news this morning..." Peilantui started.

Unexpectedly, the general interrupted him: "Skip the data before eight o'clock."

Perantry complied in a bewildered manner.

When it came time to submit the list of specific vocal units and the analysis of the forces behind it, the captain of the Second Wing discovered that the general skipped the top list and statistics, and started to look at the latter part.

Pelentree didn't hold back: "General, the previous list..."

"I've seen it." Ya Huiquan said without raising his head.

He didn't explain where he saw it at all.

Pelentui didn't dare to say anything, and he didn't dare to ask. He was so confused, but he had to brainwash himself. This is because the general is wise and powerful, and he has his own channels so he knows everything.

As the report was coming to an end, Peilantui considered it carefully for a moment, and thought that although the list of generals had already been read, his working ability was suspected to be invisible. However, the source of this information was linked to special forces. The general couldn't predict it, and it was necessary to report.

He rigorously added this article, mentioning the generous sharing of the special forces, and put forward his personal assumptions about this sharing in cautious words: "General, the timely assistance they sent is very beneficial to us, but considering the special forces and As for the position of the extraterritorial alliance, it is difficult for them to collect information in this regard, which makes people think about it and make it difficult to understand their purpose."

The general looked at him with a serious face, and all the words that flashed in his mind were the words that someone had said "for public and private use" before.

"Commander Woxiu didn't show up in the reception mansion until nine o'clock, and was interviewed by reporters. He didn't contact you remotely in person, but let the news pass through the intelligence agencies of the two parties. There may be hidden considerations behind this." Perantry continued. Come up with ideas.

Ya Huiquan's expression was even more unpredictable, and he said fart, and he didn't show up until nine o'clock because this person didn't go out until so late, and Commander Woxiu, who was inconvenient to travel, still rushed to the scene on four legs... It can be seen that the physique is real It's very strong, and it's really safe to step on the line to catch up.

There is no need for them to communicate remotely, after all, no one likes to play on the phone under the same roof.

When he thought of "calling under the same roof", Yahuiquan felt like he had overlooked something in the blink of an eye, but at the moment of the matter, he didn't go into it, let it go past, and only arranged the next round of work in an orderly manner.

The ambush and assassination at the celebration banquet meant that some people had become impatient, and even took the risk and shot directly in Monte Star.

It’s just that Ya Huiquan couldn’t figure it out for a while. He set up a target, and he looked like he was welcome to target him. He could also guess whose lung tube was probably poked by his contact with Vice President Ning. Restless like being stepped on the tail by a group.

But why did they suddenly become so anxious?

When someone who sees you as a thorn in the side starts to get anxious, you must be doing something right.