It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Looking back at many things after the passage of time, there will be wonderful differences in feelings, and this kind of change was incredible to the people back then.

Ya Huiquan remembered that he was almost blown away by that gift back then. He is not a good tempered man, and he is very experienced in being mean and sarcastic, but in fact, he rarely gets really angry or violent. It is always like a layer of solid and cold ice wrapped around volcanic lava, never violently, let alone being dazzled by anger, experiencing what it means to be angry and lose your mind.

... As a result, that gift almost turned all the above "never" into "yes".

"Shouldn't the military industry appropriation for the next quarter add a new special item called 'How to prevent the rogue virus of foreign gangsters'?" .

The people standing around him took two steps back in unison, and no one dared to say anything.

Even if he uttered a sound in that environment, it is estimated that the general might not be able to hear it.

The people around him backed away strategically, mainly because he was full of murderous looks, and by the look on his face, he knew that he should shut up and bow his head to keep safe, and put their hopes on the engineering department, hoping that their technicians could stop this rogue music as soon as possible.

Suona, an unheard-of musical instrument in the history of the Star Alliance, looks a bit like a trumpet with a wrong size at first glance. The decibels are superb, just listening to a pre-recorded audio, it is as loud as if it is catching someone's ear on the spot.

In the end, this piece of music was played on a loop for about [-] minutes in the command ship, but it gave the audience the impression that it seemed to have been noisy for a century.

It wasn't until the engineering department found out the "back door" of the program in a hurry, and drove off the little hooligan who occupied the whole ship's radio, and finally covered its noisy mouth. According to the feedback from some personnel on the ship with low mental strength , They believe that this music still has a "residual effect", like a kind of psycho soldier, which can still leave afterimages in people's minds after the playback is stopped, causing a near-auditory effect from time to time.

This rumor finally reached Yahuiquan's ears.

General Ya from the engineering department just finished the "interview" with a sneer, turned around and added a mental training menu to each of them, and directly incorporated it into the regular training items to expand the regular training in the growth period.

"If it doesn't work, just practice more." General Ya said, "In order not to let others think that they have found a new method of surprise attack, a rogue advertisement can surprise them, and the tail on the other side is still up to the sky?"

Whether "opposite" refers to someone in particular or in general, everyone present knows it in their hearts, and no one dares to say anything.

After changing the training menu, General Ya walked away with a cold face.

He did his part to start increasing his own training first.

The music itself was annoying enough, so loud that he wanted to take the lead in violating the rules on the starship, and killed all the speakers in his house. When he thought about the origin of this thing, he remembered that the commander of the foreign alliance called this thing "Gift", and then thinking about how impolite that person still has the face to comment on other people's purely "splashing black paint"...then he became even more furious.

Yahuiquan didn't tell anyone that he also simulated a virtual image of a "little hooligan" in his exclusive training room, and used it as a target to temporarily replace the opponent's true self.

He really wanted to capture the person back with his own hands. It would be best for him to handle everything from the capture to the interrogation to the follow-up detention process by himself, so that he would have a chance to lock the person up in a small dark room and beat him.

Because Wo Xiu also emphasized "culture" and "ancient surname" when giving gifts, it made this gift-giving behavior seem like a double irony.

At that time, General Ya was not sure whether the opponent did it on purpose.

It is true that Yahuiquan has an ancient surname. There is only one electronic housekeeper in the huge mansion he lives in. It seems that he has not gotten too close to anyone, and has no close relationship with anyone.

But of course, it is impossible for General Yashang to give birth to himself by splitting himself, he has biological parents.

This "yes" was limited to before he was ten years and five months old.

But even when he was ten years old and five months ago, there was something about this "yes"... It seemed that something was missing.

Neither of Yahuiquan's parents joined the army. His father is a cultural research specialist, and his mother is a member of parliament in a field close to his father. The two met at work, and because they happened to be of marriageable age, they both thought they needed a marriage. However, if many of the cooperation projects they have in hand can have an in-law relationship, it will be more convenient to go through various cumbersome procedures.

So getting married was a matter of course for those two people, and it was also the optimal solution that had been carefully weighed.

Yahuiquan is a child whose parents thought it was time for them to have a child at the right time, so they were born on demand.

With the development of technology, there is no need to bother women's uterus for childbirth. There are mature in vitro cultivation techniques and cultivation centers with low to high conditions.

Couples who focus on efficiency and results want results, high efficiency, and the best results with the least impact on themselves.

It was no surprise that they chose in vitro cultivation, and gave the child the best center, the best temperature control device, the best nutritional supplement package, and the best smart care.

Ya Huiquan was born under a measure, and it was his comprehensive data report that reached his parents before he himself.

He respects his parents instinctively from a child, but he is not close. It seems that at a young age, he has learned what is called "distance" without a teacher, and he also understands that in this amazingly materialistic family, closeness and even intimacy are important. It's all inappropriate.

He doesn't know what his parents are busy with every day, because he has a lot of homework, and he has to produce one beautiful report after another to make his parents constantly confirm that this child is indeed an "optimal solution" , and will not deviate from their expectations during the growth process, and grow into a look that does not match the resources paid.

Therefore, he didn't understand what it meant when the two adults came back more and more late for a while, and even didn't go home for several days in a row.

Accidents come very suddenly to children.

Those two people were attacked on the way back after participating in an interstellar exchange meeting. When the news was sent back to Monte, both of them were confirmed dead.

It is said that there was an omission in the border defense of that star area, and a group of extraterritorial pirates leaked in.

At that time, Baili was already the electronic housekeeper of the Ya family, and also the chief electronic guardian of Yahuiquan, in charge of several robot nannies in the family.

When the news of the accident had just been sent back to Mount Monte, Baili failed to guard against the young master's little trick that day, and was bypassed by the ten-year-old Ya Huiquan by the "Children Intelligent Protection System". Full coverage of parental death reports.

His father was accused of participating in a prohibited project, and his mother was accused of abusing power to open a green channel for his father's prohibited project. He was suspected of secretly colluding with foreign forces and using cultural and civilized exchanges as a guise to commit star treason.

As for the attack, a theory with a high approval rate is that it was because the two did not agree with the "chips" of foreign forces. black".

The Cultural Research Institute quickly removed Dr. Ya, sent an urgent letter to draw a clear line with the deceased, and made a generous statement on his unconvicted behavior during his lifetime: "This is against the purpose of the Cultural Research Institute, trampling on the stars of human culture, and willing to degenerate. An act of shame to civilization!"

Dr. Ya also has a very old surname. He may not be close enough to his children, but from studying to graduating and working to the day he dies, he is rooted in the cultural field.

He was called a "shame of civilization" by the place where he worked for 60 years.

"Culture" is bound together with the surname "Ya", which has been a well-known irony for a long time.

...But time has passed, and Dr. Ya's son has taken a path that is completely different from cultural research, and he has never thought about doing academic research. Hearing others deliberately mention his ancient surname and cultural origin, he often suspects that others are Not mocking him.

Yahuiquan didn't have a chance to confirm whether Wo Xiu meant double irony back then, and he didn't bother to ask. He grabbed your enemy and asked if he was deliberately mocking you when they first met. This question itself is like a mockery, which is very ridiculous.

He just suddenly remembered this on the day of the winter month of 375 years in the star calendar.

Because of this day, he himself received a letter of thanks from the Cultural Institute.

This organization seems to have forgotten the criticism back then, and did not mention another person with the same surname Ya. It only warmly praised General Ya, who did not take the cultural path at all, as "a bridge to bring precious cultural materials back to the Star Alliance."

Time has really passed too long.

"Reject the invitation letter from the Academy of Arts and Sciences." Yahuiquan lost his mind for a while, and when he recovered, he said to Baili, "Let me go to their public lecture and accept the commendation on the spot. I would rather listen to the suona for a day." .”

"Okay, young master." Baili replied.

Ya Huiquan felt weird after finishing the previous sentence. After thinking about it carefully, listening to suona for a day is a bit terrible, but listening to it for a while is okay.

It's still this loud piece of music, and it's still this musical instrument that has now been officially classified as a "precious cultural material".

Another "difference over time" is - General Ya, who was about to be blown up by this song back then, can actually tolerate it playing in his living room, and he doesn't hear his blood pressure rising, and he doesn't feel impetuous. Much the same as before, I feel that this thing is still noisy no matter how many times I listen to it.

Ya Huiquan finished his coffee with the sound of the suona, inexplicably felt that the soundtrack made the coffee taste a bit weird, and quickly pushed this thought out of his mind.

"Be good, and I will take you out later." He said to the cat lying on his lap, "Go and register your name and ID card, try not to shed too much hair in the car, try your best."