It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Since entering the new era, human beings have experienced evolutionary upgrades, but they still have not overcome the stubbornly inherited hair loss gene. Contemporary young people under the age of 20, just like young people in their early [-]s in ancient times, are still often on social networks. There are many anti-hair loss and hair follicle maintenance products on the market for all age groups, and medical institutions have also launched a fairly complete head hair follicle repair surgery.

Such a situation, people are still worrying about hair loss, but General Ya is asking his cat not to shed hair, it is extremely difficult to force the cat.

Fortunately, his cat has a good temper. Hearing this request, he had no intention of rebelling. He just stood up with the person when he got up, like a very sensible little tail, and walked around behind him.

It was Baili who defended the cat once.

When the electronic housekeeper went to change clothes at Yahuiquan, he said fairly: "Master, your request to your spouse is very unreasonable, because cat hair loss is an objective phenomenon, just like contemporary people still lose hair. Relying on your own will, you can control your own hair loss, and you can’t think that it’s not a problem for others just because you don’t have this trouble.”

Yahuiquan really does not have the trouble of hair loss, and he has never bothered about it. He is the kind of person who only sleeps three or four hours a day, stays up for several months, and will not sleep in the shower all the time. A "big hair man" who loses a handful of hair after washing his hair.

As a result, he really couldn't empathize with other people's distress, and was even a little puzzled.

"Forgive my blindness." He buttoned up his shirt and said wonderingly, "I didn't realize that there are a lot of bald people in today's world?"

The cat also entered the room during the conversation between one person and one AI. It wandered around for a while, and finally fell in love with the home clothes that Yahuiquan had just replaced. It swaggered up and coiled itself into a fur ball on the clothes.

"Because the maintenance of head hair follicles has long been included in the routine items of image management, if people see the results of improper maintenance, it will be considered a disrespect." Baili chatted with the young master who didn't know the pain of hair loss. A data sheet was pulled out on the spot and sent to the owner's terminal, "Look, this is a statistical chart of the hair management needs of various industries, which shows the importance of hair management to personal image, especially for the appearance of various industries. As for leading figures, the public has image expectations for them. Now, like "big belly", they will be included in the category of "poor personal image management", and may be used by competitors to make a fuss. as one of the strong evidences of personal incompetence."

Yahuiquan buttoned his shirt, and when he looked down, he found a hair ball occupying the clothes he had just changed. He rubbed the hair ball a couple of times before commenting lightly on the statistics that Baili specially transferred to him: "This can only show that the face project extends from political achievements to the individual himself, and affects the masses from top to bottom, so that the pursuit of hair care has become a national trend, and it can even affect political achievements in reverse."

Speaking of the last sentence, he sneered, who was very disdainful of this form, and felt that what was originally a matter of being picky about the appearance could turn into a crooked trend in the hands of some people.

Ya Huiquan looked down at the hand that he had just stroked the cat, and found that he had barely removed a few cat hairs, and his mood improved a little, feeling that his cat was very obedient and working hard.

"Are you looking to see if you have taken off the cat's fur?" Baili, who can't read minds but can read the owner's movements and micro-expressions, said again.

The electronic housekeeper prevents the owner from being immersed in the illusion of "the cat is working hard", which is very realistic.

"In addition to telling you that cat hair loss is an objective reality, you should not be too harsh on it, master, another thing I want to remind you just now is that your concerns about hair loss came a little too early, according to the routine As the development progresses, your cat spouse will not usher in the first relatively large hair shedding until about three months old, and enter the lanugo shedding period. It is still a baby cat now, and its own hair loss rate is very low.”

Yahuiquan: "..."

"Since the latter one is more important." Ya Huiquan said, "Why don't you put it at the front?"

Baili can read micro-expressions and read the master's movements, but now, he seems to be suddenly artificially retarded. He didn't hear that people began to be dissatisfied. He said happily: "Let me use the example of human beings who have not yet overcome hair loss, so that it will be better." You can be forgiven for telling you that cats don’t shed too much, and then I tell you that your cats don’t shed very much, which creates a surprise surprise.”

However, the owner was not surprised at all. Ya Huiquan fastened the metal buckle of his belt. He didn't want to talk to Baili at all. He just silently picked up the cat who was watching the "man-machine struggle" and walked away quickly without saying a word. up.

So as not to be late and quarrel with the electronic housekeeper.

"Can you understand us?" Yahuiquan said when the car drove out of the gate of the mansion.

The vehicle has left the link range of Baili, and the object of his questioning is his little furball passenger. The passenger doesn't bother to sit in the passenger seat next to him, and doesn't like the spacious rear seat. He touched his thighs, and only fell in love with this exclusive seat with warmth.

Anyway, the little guy is only a little bit big. As long as the other party does not think that the body fat of this body-warming mat is too low, and the pillow is too hard to lean on, Yahuiquan will just lie on the cat casually, and pay attention to adjusting the seat belt so that the cat will not be caught. The tragedy of being crushed into a kitten cake between yourself and your seat belt.

"Mi." The cat replied to the human's question.

Yahuiquan dropped a hand and touched it from the top of the head to the tail: "I think you can understand and like to observe, and you should be able to tell that there is only one person in the room, and there is another voice that belongs to another voice." A... disembodied family member, not quite like me."

The cat made no sound this time.

But it raised its head, leaned back in a posture that would never cause cervical spondylosis, and looked at the human chin.

Yahuiquan doesn't often chat with people, he always looks like he is too lazy to chat with anyone, but at this time, he showed a rare generosity to his cat, willing to chat with the cat calmly a while.

"Do you think it's weird to chat with someone you can't see?" Ya Huiquan said again.

He buried his fingers shallowly in the fur on the cat's back, feeling the warmth that the cat gave back to him.

Completely different from him, the other party is soft and fluffy, relaxing to the touch, very gentle and harmless.

"Mi." The cat turned its small round head to the side, and then came back.

Looks like a head shake.

"That's right." Yahuiquan patted the cat's head again.

He unilaterally decided for the cat: "If you think it's weird, you won't get used to Baili's 'everywhere' so quickly, and you won't be able to adapt to this home."

The cat keenly discerned a touch of happiness from the person's tone, which made it bow its head to the person's palm again, and was very happy to use some soft and cute tricks to help people prolong this joyful mood.

It can really understand words, and it can also distinguish the difference between humans and artificial intelligence.

And it's amazing that this ability to distinguish didn't seem to exist on the day I just followed the man home.

At that time, the cat would be attracted by the coffee machine on the bar, and would not be able to tell where the strange male voice suddenly came from the car stereo.

In just over a week, it seems to be evolving rapidly.

After all, Yahuiquan is a reserved person. When it comes to expressing emotions, his generosity is also very limited. Occasionally, he would like to chat with the cat for a while on a whim.

He doesn't really analyze his heart in a long speech to a cat.

After coming to the conclusion that his cat should be very suitable for his family, after only four or five sentences in total, Yahuiquan returned to his miserly nature, and kept his mouth shut for the rest of the journey, until the car drove to the gate of the registration agency. Cai lightly patted the cat on the head again, signaling his little passenger to get off the car with him.

I came here today just to register the cat's name and print the ID card. The whole process is purely self-service manual operation, and there is no need to rely on the intelligent system like last time.

When Yahuiquan brought up the keyboard panel, the cat was attracted by the colorful color blocks on the screen out of nature, and its flexible body broke away from the human arm as soon as it struggled, and jumped to the blank edge of the operation area, stepping on the sensor The metal frame outside the area hangs around.

"Don't step on it randomly, otherwise, no one can guarantee what your name will become." Ya Huiquan said.

His words were warning words, but his tone was not a warning tone of deterrence. It was so peaceful that it was no different from a parent who indulged a child.

The cat didn't step on it, and it didn't come down. It just kept its four paws together neatly under its body. It sat obediently on the edge of the blank space, with a fluffy tail hanging down from the side of the keyboard.

"Mi." The cat said as if giving a report.

Yahuiquan had already started typing his name, and he caught a glimpse of this person who seemed to be saying "Am I good?" out of the corner of his eye. My spouse is still a baby cat" jumped into his mind, making him think in a knot, and when the words came out, he suddenly said: "It's okay, it's a good baby."

cat:"…………"

Yahuiquan: "..."

It is not clear what the cat thinks about people, but after the mouthful is finished, it is obvious that a gentleman is disgusted by himself.

Yahuiquan suspected that he was crazy just now, this title was so boring that he had never used it in his life - and no one dared to use it to him, he gave himself goosebumps, did not look carefully at the screen, just glanced at it in a hurry The word "Li Dan" was recorded, so I quickly pressed the confirmation button.

Then 5 minutes later, with the help of the goosebump-covered Mr. Ya, the freshly baked "Mr. Li" got his Star Alliance citizenship card.

Out of professional habits, Mr. Ya scanned the code part of the electronic card first, checked the number, and confirmed that the number was correct.

Then, Mr. Ya turned his eyes to the name on the top row.

He and Mr. Li, who jumped on his shoulder, stared at the "Li Dandan" on the name, and fell into a dead silence.

What Mr. Ya is thinking, to be honest, the cat is not very clear.

Mr. Mao Li was only thinking about one question seriously——

A man called you baby one second, Li Dandan the next, and gave you such an ominous name for a male cat. Why?

What was he thinking?