It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"Brother." Peilantui yelled these two words in an extremely painful tone, with an expression of "I will definitely not see the sun tomorrow morning", he put his hand on Lu Siming's shoulder weakly, and said to his colleague, "I admit it I cheated you last time, and you can definitely cheat back, but we have to talk about the basic law of mutual cheating between relatives and colleagues. I can’t throw you a difficult job, and the cheat you give me next time will become I got the heavy particle cannon class, so I’m going to bury me directly, okay?”

Lu Siming was slightly shorter than Peilantui, and when he was stretched out, his originally regular walking posture was a little bit damaged, and he felt like a humanoid walking stick, which was very unsightly.

However, considering that the soul of the captain of the second wing was almost wiped out 5 minutes ago, he suffered a terrible blow to his heart. Based on the friendship of colleagues and a little guilt, Captain Lu still took the weight: "I can swear to you ’” he said, “I only thought about not telling you that the general’s mate was a cat, everything else was purely accidental.”

After saying the word "accident", the "Cui Cui" captain and the head of the bodyguard, who had suffered a severe blow to their hearts, raised their heads together in silence, and glanced at the man walking in front at the same time.

Five minutes ago, Peilantui stepped on the thunder accurately, acting like a human-shaped thunderbolt, and there was still a problem with every sentence.

Lu Siming really only wanted to hide the news that "the general's partner is a cat" from his colleagues. He wanted to see the expressions of other people when they finally found out about this, but who knew that General Ya himself was an accidental accident. ——It’s okay to marry a cat, the cat’s name is still Li Dandan, it’s okay to be called Li Dandan, but the general himself chose the name carefully!

The pit that Lu Siming left for his colleagues was dug unconsciously by the chief into a huge abyss. Pelencui is like a small bead in an ancient game "[-]D Marble". After bumping into various reaction nodes, he finally successfully obtained a high score of "General's Anger Points", and almost suffered a cardiac arrest at the stop.

"Pelantry." At the end of the terrifying silence five minutes ago, General Ya finally spoke, and he called the captain of the second wing.

Out of the instinct of listening to orders, Peilantui replied in seconds: "Here!"

"Repeat what you just said." Ya Huiquan's voice was very low.

The captain of the second wing felt that the word "cool" was waving at him, and everyone was numb.

At this critical moment when the crisis was approaching, a little angel descended from the sky, without any fear of the atmosphere in front of him, he yawned a huge yawn with a pink tongue, and groaned, "Meow."

Yahuiquan's gaze was originally on Peilantui, and his gaze was so substantial that the person being stared at felt like two ice picks had been pierced into his forehead.

Hearing the movement made by the cat, Pelentui hadn't reacted yet, she only felt the pressure on her forehead lighten, and then realized that the general averted her gaze.

Ya Huiquan was already looking at his cat.

"...Didn't you sleep until noon?" Ya Huiquan observed the cat's lazy appearance for a while, and spoke to the cat in a gentle tone at least several degrees.

Lu Siming had already seen the general's attitude when talking to the cat, and he maintained the poise that the head of the personal guard should have.

Next to him, Pelentree, who had never seen the world, reacted inappropriately—the captain of the second wing almost stared out his eyes.

But soon, because the general believed that the cat had slept so long during the day today, it shouldn't be sleepy at this moment, and it was more likely that the cat was just bored and didn't want to waste time like listening to humans performing silent movies.

For the cat's sake, Yahuiquan let Pelencui go.

I was still waiting for Liang's fate in the last second, and I made a plan for myself to finish today. I never expected that the savior was a cat. Promote the general's cat as the cutest cat in the universe.

It is impossible to have a more caring and lovely cat than Li Dandan, impossible!

Captain Pelencui not only thought so firmly in his heart.

He also thought: "Li Dandan, although your name is Li Dandan, but you are such a good kitten, you will definitely have balls all your life!"

This blessing is quite unique. Even if Li Dandan can understand human speech, he has not yet evolved to the point where he can read people's hearts together, so the blessing has not been received by the deity for the time being.

Pelangcui and Lu Siming muttered and even made small moves behind them. The two captains blatantly brought "colleagues cheating each other" on the stage to chat, but this movement was captured by Yahuiquan.

But he didn't care.

In addition to the conventional "bad temper", "cold personality", etc., there is actually another impression label attached to General Ya, which is that he is "capricious" and "unpredictable".

Yahuiquan has a strict plan for leading troops, and has a meticulous plan for deploying troops. He knows that the difficulty of the task is within his own ability, but he has never had a good face about the idiot who messed up things. All the "fleas" are equally annoying, and when they get angry, they will never pretend to be angry.

That's why when people like Pelangcui, Lu Siming and others who are close to him saw his complexion darkened, his voice lowered, and his gaze coldly swept over, these "direct descendants" who claimed to have been with the general for a long time were still in their hearts. Drumming, it feels like it's over.

But in some places where other people thought that Yashang would get angry and strictly control it-such as mutual pitfalls between subordinates, or not being dignified enough when attending certain politically charged occasions, etc.

Yashang will be unexpected, he doesn't care much about this aspect.

As long as these people cheat each other and don't delay the business, no matter if they are not serious enough or greet people with fake smiles, they can ensure that the task is completed properly. He acquiesced in the existence of this conditional "noisy zone".

Today's banquet is different from traditional social dances because of its special nature. Therefore, in terms of security settings, it adopts a set of procedures similar to those in the central administrative region of Monte - guests, regardless of their rank, need to park their vehicles at designated stops first. point, and then walked to the banquet venue, passing through three layers of strict armed inspection and identity verification on the way.

When they reached the first scanning door and the voices of people around them gradually rose, Pelangcui let go of the hand on Lu Siming's shoulder, and the two captains consciously quit the "noisy zone". Became a well-groomed and serious subordinate, followed them and never lost anyone in appearance, and the chief who almost engraved "meticulous" into his soul accepted the inspection.

And history is always surprisingly similar...

"General Ya, did you bring your pet to the banquet?" There are guards on duty beside the intelligent verification gate, responsible for manual verification.

The little guard first saluted the officer with a standard salute, and then looked at the cat in the arms of Yahuiquan very curiously, his eyes wandering between the general on Yashang and the cat with some hesitation.

"If this is your pet." The little guard added, "There is no pet item on your accompanying declaration form, you may need to wait here for a while, and I will complete the formalities for you, and your cat can be with you." And your partner entered together."

At this point, the young guard is just like Pelentui not long ago. He was completely attracted by the incident of "the general on the cliff hugging the cat" just now, but he didn't realize that the number was wrong at all. Looking behind Yanya Huiquan, he looked at the two captains behind him even more blankly.

"General Ya." The little guard summoned up his courage and asked, "Where's your partner?"

Behind, Lu Siming and Pei Langcui lowered their heads in unison.

"You may wish to activate the scanning verification program first." General Ya said.

The guard is still hesitating: "But your pet..."

General Ya pinpointed the guard's hesitant and procrastinated ending, and interrupted him: "My partner."

"...Huh?" The little guard was taken aback.

Immediately afterwards, after a quick check of context, the young guard gave a look of "am I really too young?"

He was stunned for a while by the huge shock of the steep drop above his head, and he continued the verification work smoothly only by relying on his well-trained muscle memory.

Ten minutes later, Yahuiquan entered the arena with a cat, and that cat was General Ya's marriage partner. The news that General Ya's secret marriage was true was like a small hurricane, sweeping the entire banquet venue.

Yahuiquan named the cat originally to avoid hearing "Yahuiquan Yashang will bring his companion cat into the arena" in the bulletin today. It was all because of another mistake of his own, and the good cat called "Li Dandan" ", so today, when he actually stepped into the banquet hall, the notification he heard was: "Admiral Yahuiquanya, and his companion, Li Dandan, entered the venue—"

Yashang Jiang suddenly found that he didn't quite understand what the meaning of the name was.