It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

When Ya Huiquan woke up, the side effects of the sequelae had basically subsided. He woke up in a little drowsiness, but it was the first time he noticed that something was wrong with the top of his head.

Something warm and furry, like a hat, fit snugly over his head.

There is also a long hairy thing on his forehead, and because the other party's hair is fluffy enough, it also covers part of his eyes, like a plush heating eye mask, warming his upper eyelids for the whole night.

……What's this?

The person who just woke up was stunned for a moment, not understanding what was going on. He took out a hand from the quilt that was pulled to his chest, touched it along the side where he heard the sound of breathing, and then confirmed—it was his. cat.

Yahuiquan's hand stopped.

This was the first time he woke up in his private resting space and heard another breath beside him.

People who are accustomed to dividing their private territories with clear boundaries usually resist this kind of uninvited "intrusion".

Far from being a surprise to them, waking up one day to see another human being in their territory may offend them, leaving them defensively angry at the unexpected intrusion.

But Yahuiquan didn't feel offended at this time, and didn't want to be angry.

He just found it a little strange.

Being invaded by a small furry animal is not the same as being intruded by someone. These soft and harmless little beings are always easier to lower the defense of the lonely.

Feeling the novelty, he paused for a while, and Yahuiquan continued to reach up with his hand. Then, he put the whole piece of fluff on his palm for warmth, felt the small pulse that belonged to the cat, and also felt the frequency of the soft ups and downs of the other's belly.

He even took the time to deduce everything from the cat's posture to the reason for entering the room, and then thought: "Did you come here because you were worried about me?"

People thought that they had disturbed the cat last night.

Ya Huiquan doesn't like to install sound insulation and noise reduction devices upstairs, so he is occasionally woken up by the cat's night parkour.

The hearing of cats is far better than that of humans. If it were humans who made a little strange noise in the middle of the night, cats would only be able to listen passively.

As soon as the thought of "his cat is expressing concern and trying to help" popped up, not only did Ya Huiquan not feel annoyed by the territory being invaded, but on the contrary, there seemed to be a corner of his heart that was softening imperceptibly. The feeling is about the same as the first time he touched the kitten's paw and pinched the pad on it.

Only the tail that was in front of the eyes was carefully removed because it made people's eyelids a little itchy. As for the cat's belly that was still on top of the head, General Ya had just recovered from the sequelae and side effects, and was not as tough as usual. , I decided to let myself go.

He turned his face into the warm belly of the cat, and after 3 minutes, he has had a cat for some time today, and realized what is the joy of "sucking a cat".

To say where there are flaws in this activity, I have experienced the objective judgment of the general who sucks cats, and I think it may be addictive to a certain extent.

as well as……

"Why do you look like a small engine when you fall asleep?" Ya Huiquan leaned on his belly, pinched his flesh pad, but was picky about his little snoring.

Li Dandan seemed to be awakened by the phrase "little engine". It opened its eyelids, revealing a pair of blue eyes filled with sleepy mist. It made people shut up quickly, and only silently stretched out their hands to scratch its chin. See its eyes narrowed again first, and then slowly closed completely.

And make the little snoring bigger and turn it into an engine with upgraded energy consumption.

Not long ago, Ya Huiquan personally praised the cat as "the only good-tempered cat in the family", and it seems that she also has a little temper.

However, General Ya didn't think it was disobedient, but felt that it was more like his own.

"Master." Baili's voice broke in, and the electronic housekeeper calmly reminded, "You still have an important political ball to attend, and the admission time is no later than eight o'clock in the evening."

"It's still early." Ya Huiquan sent Baili back in a calmer tone.

But Baili was not so easy to dismiss, he continued: "Second Wing Captain Pelencui is calling you online and wants to consult you, do you need him to go to the venue first, or let him act with Captain Lu, Meet you first and then go to the banquet venue together?"

The captain of the second wing, the one who showed extraordinary "colleague friendship" before delivering the marriage news to Yahuiquan last time, was the one who was about to give Lu Siming a hard time. He is a young man, but because of the word "Cui" in his name, his relatives and colleagues often ignore his own wishes and call him "Cui Cui".

"Let him go to the venue first." Yahuiquan said after thinking for a while,

Like a skilled porter, Baili passed on the password again.

The captain of the second wing went to the banquet venue one step ahead.

When Lu Siming went to important meetings and other important public occasions in Yahuiquan, he was usually a regular entourage.It is not allowed to arrive early or leave early without authorization, so this afternoon, he first arrived at Ya's house to meet the chief, and after "the first person in the entire star to know that Admiral Ya's spouse is a cat", he became an All-Star Alliance member. The first person to learn that his official's cat mate was originally named "Le Dandan".

Captain Lu was silent for a full 3 minutes after hearing the name, his facial features were almost out of control, remembering that he had chosen the surname "Li" together with the general, at that time he hurriedly blew a wave of general's rainbow farts, which was also sincere I think the surname Li has a good meaning, and the shape of the characters is good. No matter how you name it, it won't be too unpleasant... But who would have thought of it!

Who would have thought that their wise and mighty general would be so unexpected in terms of naming, and he is an unpredictable man of literary and artistic aesthetics!

Thanks to the officer's murderous aura, Captain Lu managed to control his expression.

He didn't dare to raise a single objection, and with the desire to survive on his forehead, he changed the subject in an attempt to cover up, and bluntly praised how cute the cat is.

Fortunately, Li Dandan has had enough sleep, is in good spirits, and is another kitten who can still be regarded as the best-tempered kitten in the family.

The cat gave Captain Lu a lot of face and helped him escape the chief's low pressure zone.

...and once cheated on a colleague, the colleague didn't tell him that the object of the officer was a cat, and went to the banquet hall ahead of time, not to mention that the name of the officer's cat was Li Dandan's second wing captain, Pelencui, this gentleman Not so lucky.

"General, you brought the cat?" This was the first sentence that Captain Pelencui blurted out when he saw the cat that Yahuiquan was carrying.

Immediately afterwards, because there was an eye-catching cat tag hanging around the cat's neck, and everyone here had good eyesight, he also subconsciously read the name on the cat tag: "Li... Dandan?"

The man was shocked as soon as he finished reading it, and he continued to say with admiration: "Who named the cat? It's too disrespectful, General, whose cat is placed here with you, and you actually agreed to help someone foster it? "

Convinced in his heart that his general would not keep pets, the captain of the Second Wing did not see Lu Siming winking at all, making him want to fly.

He asked his own questions three times in one go, only to realize that the surroundings seemed a little quiet.

Also a bit empty.

Peirantui's eyelids suddenly twitched.

He looked left and right, and then looked at the locked car without giving up.

Pelentree: "General, where is your... your partner?"

Yahuiquan: "..."

The general didn't speak, his eyes were terrifying.

He looked expressionlessly at his subordinates in his stereotyped eyes.

Carefully, Lu Siming raised his right hand behind Yahuiquan, stretched out a finger like a scepter of fate—and silently pointed at the cat.

Perantry: "..."

It's late, it's too late, it's too cold!