It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Thanks to the general's focus on the cat, he had no time to look at him for a while, Captain Pelencui narrowly avoided a personal crisis, and then closed his mouth tightly, as if he had never talked too much in his life.

Whether the cat’s social interaction is going well or not today, Ya Huiquan stood outside the glass wall and watched for a long time but couldn’t figure it out. Fortunately, the medical examination report is relatively straightforward, and all the values ​​are clearly listed in the report. Undoubtedly, as a customer who needs high-standard reception by the pet hospital, General Ya can also find a doctor to come over at any time and listen to professionals interpret the data items for him one by one.

Ya Huiquan was going to leave after receiving the cat. As long as he got the results measured by the hospital's professional equipment, he could read and analyze the values ​​himself.

but……

Just like the development of science and technology, everyone has a family medical cabin. Minor problems such as headaches and brain fever can basically be solved by everyone at home. An immature and fragile little life.

Out of some kind of adults' instinct to care for cubs, once a small problem falls on the cubs, it becomes a big problem that needs to be treated with caution in the eyes of adults. They dare not be careless, lest every "small problem" be The tip of the iceberg floating on the sea level, the little guy had to be sent to a special hospital for a special examination and to listen to professional advice before he could remove the high-hanging stone in his heart—even if the stone was purely out of thin air, never existed.

In the past, Ya Huiquan couldn’t understand this kind of fuss. He himself was a very strong and independent person in his childhood. He didn’t depend on others much when he was a cub. Knowing how to activate the home medical cabin will give you basic diagnosis and treatment.

He will not keep his "little problems" as an eyesore in front of his elders, he has never experienced this kind of excessive care, and no one can let him take care of him when he grows up.

He didn't understand things that seemed to be two worlds away from him, and he didn't think that this kind of thing that had nothing to do with him in the past would actually fall on him one day in the future.

"General Ya." The doctor specially assigned by the pet hospital tentatively said, "You should have received the physical examination report sent by our hospital. Do you do any home care?"

"..." Yahuiquan paused for a moment, and he turned his toes towards the outside of the hospital gate as if nothing had happened, as if he wanted to listen to the doctor's advice, and turned back very smoothly and naturally, "Well, the office is here. where?"

"Please come with me."

The doctor hurriedly led the way for the young general who was holding the cat with a cold expression on his face.

Lu Siming, who went outside to prepare his car in advance, saw Yahuiquan going out, and he was about to leave the gate in a few steps. His destination coordinates had been set, and he was just waiting for the general to get in the car to take the other party and the cat home.

As a result, he found out in a daze that the general turned around and went inside again.

"What's the situation?" Lu Siming wasn't sure whether the general left something behind or didn't leave for a while. He sent a message to Pelencui, but he didn't immediately turn off the car that had started.

Pelentree quickly connected to his personal terminal.

The captain of the second wing first made sure that he kept a sufficient distance from the general this time, and then lifted the seal on his mouth, muttering in the private chat channel: "You may not believe it, our general was just stopped by the doctor, When I asked whether I should listen to the advice of the face-to-face consultation, I actually saw a bit of elder-like worry from the general—he was invited back by the doctor to listen to the advice of raising a cat."

Lu Siming: "..."

After listening to the latest information reported by his colleagues at the front, the head of the guard felt a little bad.

He found that he was gradually being led astray by the other party. Hearing what Peilantui said, he felt that Li Dandan really had a "natural" taste.

...But besides being the general's cat, Li Dandan is also the general's nominal spouse!

Your other half is full of elder-like care for you. Isn't this a little bit of ethical subtlety?

Captain Lu looked like a serious person, but his mind was beyond the reach of others.

Yahuiquan, who was inadvertently questioned by Qin Weiyi about "ethical issues", himself didn't think much about it.

When agreeing to the doctor's suggestion, Yahuiquan just had a sudden movement in his heart, realizing that he now needs to take full responsibility for another life.

And being responsible for others is very different from being responsible for yourself.

"According to the test report, your cat... the spouse is very healthy." The doctor is very professional, and he got stuck when talking about the word "cat spouse", which did not affect him and continued politely, "You The housekeeper of the hospital submitted a special request to the hospital, saying that he hopes to focus on checking whether the weight gain is a burden on the cat's body. Don't worry about this. I can tell you with certainty that your cat's bone development and growth will not be affected by the rapid weight gain. The weight is matched, its bones are very strong, and the weight gain is not only gaining fat, bone weight and muscle weight account for a greater proportion-this means that your cat is still developing very well overall, and gaining weight does not only make it fly Apart from becoming stronger, it has not brought any adverse effects to it so far."

When talking about their own professional fields, doctors are a bit rambling, wishing to break down every point of view carefully before telling others.

I was afraid that the officer in front of me, who was raising cats for the first time and had only raised mech warships in the past, would not understand.

Ya Huiquan was actually not very impatient with this kind of long-winded recounting, things that were too theoretical, coupled with the doctor's gentle tone that was almost non-fluctuating, the effect was comparable to chanting sutras.

But he listened anyway.

After listening to the doctor's interpretation of Li Dandan's examination report, he also patiently listened to the care suggestions given by the other party.

When a purring sound that could not be ignored was heard from General Ya's legs, the doctor who was almost finished chatting with him found out together with him——as the cat in question that people cared about, Li Dandan was completely obsessed with the doctor's orders. It doesn't matter, I have already fallen asleep comfortably lying on the person's lap.

Yahuiquan looked down at the cat and asked a question without paying attention: "Tired from playing in the afternoon?"

This question was more aimed at the cat. His tone was rare and gentle. Knowing that the sleeping object would not answer, he reached out and rubbed the back of the cat's furry head.

But the doctor on the opposite side didn't realize it, thinking that Ya Huiquan was talking to himself in a slow tone, and while being flattered, he smiled deeper and replied: "I think so, the rest area of ​​our hospital respects the habits and habits of small animals very much." Free nature, in addition to two cute guardian robots in the area, there are no other monitoring devices in the area, so that these little guys can play and play in a more relaxed state-according to statistics, come to us pets are usually more active than at home."

After Yahuiquan rubbed the cat's head, he felt that it felt quite good in his hand. He stroked it from the back of the head to the tip of the tail. He saw that the long tail would still shake because of human movements after the cat fell asleep.

He looked up again, and was surprised to find that the doctor's smile was exaggerated than before.

General Ya was a little puzzled, thinking: "Are you so proud of the rest area of ​​your own hospital?"

But from the employee's point of view, it is beyond reproach that people are proud of their workplace.

Yahuiquan didn't think too much about it very quickly. He saw that the doctor had almost finished talking, and Li Dandan was already sleeping soundly on his lap like a cat-shaped motorcycle.

As if he had been conditioned by his cat, now that General Ya heard the cat snoring, he felt a faint urge to relax in his nerves, and the slight fatigue after using his mental strength permeated him, making him get up quickly and follow the cat. The doctor bid farewell, and was discharged from the hospital under the entanglement of the other party who felt that his attitude was very capricious, and finally took the cat to the car that had been waiting for a long time.

"You and Mr. Li returned a little later than I expected."

When Yahuiquan and Li Dandan arrived home, Baili greeted them with "Welcome home" as usual, and then raised questions about their master's late return.

Noticing that the cat seemed to be awake, Yahuiquan squeezed the paw pads that were warmed by his own body temperature and said: "I listened to the doctor's analysis of the examination report in the hospital, and listened to a few more suggestions. The other party can read more than I thought .”

"Hmm." Baili seemed to pause uncomfortably, and he said, "Master, this is really surprising, because according to past data, you yourself are rarely patient with 'facade diagnosis' on a daily basis. On the day you were discharged from the medical monitoring center, your attending physician tried to talk to you about precautions and personally prepared a detailed doctor’s order for you, but your response was to ask the other party to make a long story short. The terminal transmits it directly, omitting the step of 'verbal speaking' - as for the doctor's order details and documents, you directly stuffed them into me after you got home, and they are still stored in my data, and the reading progress is 33%."

I have only read less than half of the detailed list of my doctor's orders so far, but I can patiently listen to the veterinarian's narration. Yahuiquan does not blush for not following the doctor's orders: "I don't understand my own body? The doctor's orders There are too many unnecessary items on the detailed list, and the recuperation process is cut too finely, I don't like it, and the efficiency is too low."

But he thinks that the doctor's order is too trivial, and he can dismiss his own person casually for the sake of efficiency, but he feels that his cat cannot be dismissed casually.

When the problem falls on others, it turns out that it is more difficult to reassure than when it falls on oneself.

"Master." Baili called Yahuiquan in a tone of disapproval. The electronic housekeeper obviously didn't approve of people's perfunctory treatment of him.

Yahuiquan pretended not to hear, he was very good at this.

But he forgot for a moment that Baili had an extra helper in the current family.

"Meow!" Li Dandan pinched the "motherly angry tone" that he had just learned from other cats today, and it blocked the way of Yahuiquan, preventing those who were going to pretend to be deaf and dumb from slipping away.

Yahuiquan could tell that his cat was agreeing with Baili, and also disagreed with what he said just now.

Remembering that Li Dandan had fallen asleep since he was still in the doctor's office, and that the other party didn't care about his "doctor's orders for cats" at all, he felt that this little guy was really kind.

"Are you qualified to go along with Baili?" Yahuiquan was a little annoyed and funny for a while, he lifted the cat up, his hands passed under the forelimbs, and asked his cat with a serious face, "Who told the doctor about it?" I fell asleep when I was paying attention, and still snored? You were not very good at listening to people's chanting before, but you were sober after being chanted for an hour and a half last time?"

"Last time" refers to the fact that old General Donaldo caught Yahuiquan at the ball and dragged the students by force to babble endlessly.

At that time, Ya Huiquan heard that his whole body was empty, wishing to fall asleep in place with his eyes open, and fly into the universe by thinking, so he barely avoided the teacher's nagging attack.

His cat listened to the whole process in high spirits, so he was called "Mimi" and "Mimi" by the old general's favorite, and almost developed a cross-ethnic friendship.

Li Dandan replied in a softer tone: "Meow."

There was supposed to be a language barrier between humans and cats, but due to strange circumstances, a thought suddenly flashed in Yahuiquan's heart. He looked at the cat's blue eyes and thought, "It's impossible because what I said last time was mine. So the cat is willing to listen carefully, and this time when the other party talks about himself, it doesn’t care much and doesn’t like to listen to it.”

This idea only surfaced for a few seconds, and was thrown away by General Ya who felt that it was impossible.

He's just a little too self-conscious - he's laughing at himself when he brushes off the weirdness.