It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

However, the "weird idea" is actually going wrong, but people don't know it for the time being.

Just as Yahuiquan expected, after his evaluation report was automatically submitted to the system, the evaluation report together with the follow-up evaluation form given by the medical monitoring center proved that his body had fully recovered and he could immediately set off to participate in any Important military cooperation projects.

But apart from the snowflakes of blessings and congratulations that flooded into personal mailboxes, there were also oblique temptations mixed in the congratulations, several interview invitations from different media, and a dozen official congratulatory letters with various official seals.

He asked Baili to do the information screening, but he didn't find a letter that had something to do with the promotion of the cleaning project—the kind of letter that used blessings to play the emotional card and tried to recommend someone to "go through the back door" to enter the project was not counted.

Ya Huiquan sneered at this result, but he was not surprised because he had expected it.

The sender is not good at perfunctory messages that are too personal and emotional, so he asked the electronic housekeeper to handle them, and directly asked Baili to reply for him.

Covered with the official official seal, it was a congratulatory message sent to the commander-in-chief of Glory Wings in the name of an organization. He then transferred it to the personal terminal of the head of the bodyguard with one click, and asked Lu Siming, who also served as half of the secretary, to write the same tone. Officially, a letter sent back in the name of Wings of Radiance.

The official reply letter should not be written by the commander-in-chief of a core fortress himself, and the commander does not have time to do paperwork in the office every day, and he does all the work on both the civil and military sides——Li Dandan as a A cat, but somehow understands this very well.

Ya Huiquan sat in his study room when he dispatched tasks, Li Dandan was by his side, and he listened to the people's words thoroughly. Eyes, propped up, and walked around him in a gesture that seemed very cautious to humans.

Is it serious to hand over the personal letter to the electronic steward for reply? Li Dandan doesn't quite understand this kind of operation.

The cat was almost a little shocked when he heard it.

Yahuiquan didn't understand the meaning of Li Dandan's movements at the beginning. Compared with humans, cats are really a kind of creature with less facial expressions, because they are born with fewer facial muscles, and the lack of facial muscles can change with emotional changes. The delicate muscle groups and the cat's "expression" are largely defined by human beings based on subjective judgments and on the basis of a cat's appearance level.

Cats are more cute and cute, and everyone will find their expressions cute, and they look "innocent" and full of "innocence and ignorance" when they wreak havoc at home.

And the cats who are more aloof and have serious facial features, anyone will think they are "big guys", even if they squat in the litter box for a while, they can squat down all living beings, King's Landing... cat Sand basin.

Due to Li Dandan's round head and brain, except for the slight upward pick at the end of the eyes, the eyes seem to be rounder than ordinary cats, and there is a pair of ears on the top of the head that seem to be getting rounder recently.

It undoubtedly belongs to the "cute" category in Yahuiquan's heart, and it has a little cute filter bonus for everything it does.

"What are you looking at?" Yahuiquan stopped the assignment at hand, and patiently asked the cat who was still circling.

It was not the cat who answered him, but the electronic housekeeper.

"Master." Baili said, "According to my observation and data analysis, combined with the context, Mr. Li may have heard that you asked me to handle private letters, and I was a little shocked by your decision."

Baili, the AI, doesn't know how many unpopular data he usually downloads when he has nothing to do, and has integrated a magical database for himself that can bridge the communication bridge between humans and cats.

Yahuiquan didn't trust Baili's "conversion interpretation" at first, and felt that the electronic housekeeper was talking nonsense, and he really dared to stuff anything into the system.

Unexpectedly, before he could refute, his wrist was hooked by a fluffy tail.

Li Dandan urgently rectified Baili's name, pressed the back of the man's hand and said, "Mi."

Yahuiquan: "..."

Baili: "It seems that my interpretation has been approved by Mr. Li, thank you very much."

As long as Fan Yahuiquan is more sensitive, he will be more vigilant for the perfect singing and harmony of "one machine, one cat" at this time. In the future, when his cat and the electronic housekeeper completely join hands, he will not be completely defenseless.

It's a pity that right now, he can't foresee the "future" that is not too far away. He just said that the data that Baili randomly downloaded was really useful. Turning his head, he hesitated for a moment, and at the same time felt like explaining his behavior to the cat. It's really weird. On the one hand, he still explained: "For all such letters that are too personal, and the sender is in a special position, and Yu Gong and etiquette can't be ignored directly, I usually let Baili return them. , anyway, no one can tell the difference, he is basically an AI that is reproduced according to my personality, considering that Baili still has a set of mandatory civilized language settings, this kind of thing let him see and reply, generally It can be more polite than if I came in person."

Yahuiquan has a very clear understanding of himself, and frankly admits that he himself is not as good as artificial intelligence in terms of "politeness".

The cat stopped circling around the person, and instead sat silently in front of the person, as if it had been drunk.

Ya Huiquan seldom talked about his private affairs like this, and he still felt weird, uncomfortable, and a bit fresh after he finished talking.

In order to ease the unfamiliarity, he reached out and touched the cat, and said casually: "If you can write emails, this should be your job. You can directly send a public notice as a legal spouse, claiming my email Any cross-line letters will be rejected from now on.”

It's a joke.

Even if Li Dandan is really a very smart and talented cat, and can even learn to write official letters without a teacher, but a cat sent a public letter, this matter will either be considered as a prank, or it will be regarded as a prank. Considered a poor hype.

Others probably thought that Admiral Yashang's reputation by marrying a cat was not enough, so he continued to show off with cats.

For a moment, Li Dandan felt that his affirmative answer was about to come out. He wanted to let this person know that he seemed to be able to write, but the speed of the cat's paw stamping was probably a bit slow and inefficient, and he had to Think about the format of their official letter and see if there are any special requirements on the format.

But the thinking of cats and humans fit perfectly.

Li Dandan also understood that this matter could not be achieved for the time being, so she withdrew the meow that she was about to say.

Too strange.The cat thought when the person picked up the work again and watched the other person sit back between the screens spread out in a circle.

It found itself in a delicate mood, as if he was a little fussy about the undeliverable official letter.

Yahuiquan has a small problem when doing things. He often forgets the time when he sits or stands. Not only are three meals reminded by artificial intelligence, he is like a species that is very resistant to hunger and drought. He can not even drink a sip of water when he is busy drink.

The cat probably only struggled for 10 minutes in total.

Ten minutes later, noticing that it had been eight or ten minutes since the person drank water last time, Li Dandan got up quietly and sent Baili to the room that Baili had controlled the little robot, but was pushed into the corner of the table by someone. The water glass rolled over with its tail.

Yahuiquan said to this glass of water before: "Wait."

Li Dandan believed it was true.

Unexpectedly, this "meeting" was equal to 10 minutes, and the water drinking supervisor was distracted halfway through, almost delaying the great cause of urging people to drink enough water every day.

A sip of the untouched water glass directly touched Ya Huiquan's hand, and at the same time, the back of his hand was patted lightly by a cat's paw.

The timing of Li Dandan's reminder to drink water was very precise. It just happened that a document was processed in Yahuiquan, and it was possible to switch to the gap of the next screen.

It's not intrusive, and there's no interruption of thought.

This is not the first time Yahuiquan has been supervised by a cat to drink water these days. The first time I was very surprised, but the second time I gradually got used to it.

The doctor at the pet hospital specifically mentioned that animals that are smart and trust people can easily regard people as their family members, friends, or even parents or children.

Pets watch you carefully and use their discretion to try to care for or protect you.

This is their actions: "I care about you."

Ya Huiquan just felt numb when he heard the word "care", which had something to do with the doctor's overly emotional tone.

But when this kind of care really fell on him, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Li Dandan's common humanity had already been traced, so he accepted this "theory of caring" calmly.

"Okay, I'll drink." The person whose hands were pressed by the cat's paw sighed, and the lines of the shoulders and back that were used to being straight during work were slightly loosened.

He also said to the cat: "Can you move your paw? I am still controlling the three-dimensional model with my left hand, and you are pressing my right hand. If you don't let go, you have to find a way to bring me water to drink."

After hearing this, the cat was really eager to try, and its flexible tail was going straight to the water glass. It seemed that it hoped that its tail could lift the glass by rolling the bottom of the glass like a snake.

Ya Huiquan removed the cup one step ahead, and flicked his fingers on Li Dandan's forehead while drinking.

He didn't give Li Dandan a chance to show off the power of his tail.

Fortunately, for a cat that really wants to take care of you, it never has to worry about finding the next opportunity to show.

People who are used to perfunctory themselves don't just need AI reminders for diet, and they don't care about this problem when they are busy.

During the war years, Admiral Yashang developed the habit of efficiently handling personal hygiene. He sits in a huge bathroom with all the functions that one expects, but he doesn't stay there for 10 minutes every day.

Moreover, the bathrooms he has used are usually difficult to have effects such as "steamy" and "steamy".

He is a "low-temperature bathing party" who regularly takes cold showers after morning exercises.

From the day Yahuiquan came home, Baili tried more than once to correct the young master's cold bath behavior, thinking that only warm enough water can effectively relieve human fatigue and bring relaxation to the bather.

As the person with the highest authority in the whole family, Yahuiquan can pretend that he cannot hear Baili's proposal as long as he pretends to be deaf.

Anyway, the electronic housekeeper can't beat the master no matter how hard it is.

The owner issued an instruction of "no modification of the water temperature setting", even if Baili had any objections to this behavior, he could only move his mouth and chasing people: "Cold water baths will cause violent contraction of capillaries, and will also cause serious damage to the coronary arteries of the heart. Great adverse effects, very detrimental to your health."

Yahuiquan let out a "huh".

However, the water temperature is low as usual, and it is still forbidden to change the water temperature for hundreds of miles.

On this day, after the morning exercise, Yahuiquan adjusted the water temperature according to his habit and went into the bathroom. Just standing under the air-conditioned shower, suddenly, white water vapor slowly appeared from the water outlet, and at the same time he felt the water flow on his body. of warming up.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Yahuiquan: "Baili?"

"It's not me, master." The ubiquitous electronic housekeeper made a voice through the smart toilet seat, and said like Baili attached to the toilet, "Your instructions are still in effect, but just now, Mr. Li passed by the door, and your spouse found out Your bathroom is really too cold, so it adjusted the water temperature for you——I must tell you, this is reasonable and effective, Mr. Li, as a member of the family, shares master authority with you."

Ya Huiquan took a step away from the shower, his wet fingers penetrated into his hair, stroked back the black hair that was also wet with water, and blinked off the drops of water hanging from the eyelashes.

"The temperature control panel at the door is set according to my height." Ya Huiquan said.

"Yes, master." Baili understood what he meant.

So, in order to let the owner understand what happened at a glance, Baili moved from the toilet seat to the smart mirror in front of the sink.

The electronic butler temporarily turned the mirror into a screen, displaying the wonder scene he just captured at the door——

The cat, which is far lower than the temperature control panel, just passed outside the bathroom, and it didn't intend to adjust the water temperature. At first, it didn't even glance at the upper panel.

But soon, the cat seemed to hear the sound of water, turned its head to the closed bathroom door, and tilted its head for a moment.

There was a small gap under the bathroom door, and the cat with keen senses immediately realized that the bathroom being used by people seemed to be unwarmed, and only cold air leaked out from the gap.

Now that the winter months are halfway through, Monte's outdoors regularly snows twice a week.

The cat finally realized that people still took cold showers in this kind of weather, and the whole cat was shocked.

It took off directly on the spot, jumping three times its own height, first activated the temperature control panel at the door of the bathroom with a palm of its front paw, then turned back in mid-air, and operated the screen with its tail in a row before landing, turning the "water temperature" column The value is pulled to the highest possible.

Look at the fully recorded Yahuiquan: "..."

After a long while, he had to take another step outside the shower.

...it's not a question of heartwarming or not heartwarming.

The water temperature is too high, it is trying to scald him.