It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

But Baili was still very happy to talk beside him: "This is really a memorable moment, master, since you came home, this is the first time that the room temperature in the bathroom has exceeded 30 degrees Celsius, and the temperature of the shower water has exceeded 45 degrees Celsius. Facilities, I think they must be very happy, today, they finally have the opportunity to create a bathing environment that meets comfortable standards for users."

"..." Ya Huiquan said, "Why didn't I know that even the shower and temperature control panel in my home are equipped with artificial intelligence? If they are really so thoughtful, they might as well replace you. Now I want to change the electronic housekeeper. , Baili, hand over your authority and let the shower be promoted."

Sudden dismissal crisis, the electronic housekeeper was also silent for a few seconds, and through the mirror temporarily carried by his own program, he sighed in a very humane way: "Alas - the artificial intelligence interface of the shower was not retrieved, the data The docking failed, and the authority transfer failed."

Yahuiquan usually wins and loses half-baked with Baili. Today, he overwhelmed the AI ​​with authority, and was very satisfied to hear that Baili stopped talking after failing to be laid off, and returned his bathroom to a quiet place.

But the bathroom was quiet, and the electronic housekeeper shut up.

...the water temperature has not been adjusted back.

From activating the panel to quickly adjusting the water temperature, all of Li Dandan's actions are completed in a very short time.

On the way to take off, it only saw clearly where the "water temperature" option area is. When it fell, it only cared about using its long tail to repeatedly increase the temperature value. It was full of thoughts about raising the water temperature as soon as possible. The room temperature in the bathroom is insane.

So of course, the cat didn't notice how high it was pulling the water temperature.

Yahuiquan couldn't hold it back anymore, and decided to come out of the bathroom to confront the cat. When he opened the closed bathroom door, Li Dandan was lying on the floor in front of the door, with a cat's head lying on his back. He got very close to the door, and quickly pushed the tip of his nose into the crack of the bottom door.

I don't know that my "warm heart" almost warms me to the point of being scalded, and the hot water flowing from the shower has already achieved the effect of "clear soup pot" - its unlucky shit-shoveling officer is in the shower at this time Standing for 2 minutes longer, the effect is estimated to be comparable to a more alternative hot pot dish.

Li Dandan poked his nose against the edge of the door crack, felt the gradually rising room temperature inside, smelled warm water vapor, and thought that he finally had a warm bathing environment, and was very satisfied with his adjustment results.

"Why are you so close to the door?" The person who was full of "questioning guilt" opened the door and saw this scene, his tone subconsciously slowed down, and he couldn't help expressing his concern, "If the bathroom door was opened outward, the door panel would have hit you on the head .”

Li Dandan didn't expect people to open the door suddenly. It listened too carefully to the sound of water. The sound of water splashing on the tiles was not small, and it also covered up the sound of some people's footsteps.

Facing the open bathroom door and the steamy person standing in front of it, the cat reacted two beats later and said, "...Meow?"

A large amount of water mist wrapped in hot air gushed out of the bathroom.

Yahuiquan rarely looks "full of blood". When he is sweating profusely after finishing high-intensity exercise on weekdays, in addition to his breath being slightly unstable, there is dampness on his temples and neck, and that layer of sweat covers his body , Just like a glass bottle just taken out of the refrigerator, a layer of cool water droplets will condense when it meets the constant temperature outside air.

He was dripping wet, but still gave the impression of being cold.

Coupled with the habit of bathing at low temperature, the bathroom is basically deserted all year round. Under normal conditions, even if Admiral Yashang has just taken a bath, he looks like he just went to a freezer to chill it.

This time he was very different.

Just now I was in a hurry to open the door to find the cat. I was the only living person in the whole house, and the second living creature was not considered a human being. Therefore, Yahuiquan had no scruples. What he looked like when he was standing under the shower, he appeared at the door. what kind.

Overheated hot water poured more or less part of his body, and the hot water flowed over the skin, and the high temperature stimulated the subcutaneous capillaries, which inevitably brought out a red mark.

The space army is different from the ground garrison, and the mecha battleship has layers of isolation and protection, and there is almost no natural sunlight throughout the year.

Cut off from the natural ultraviolet light, unless the skin is naturally dark - such as the three lion sisters in the special forces, otherwise white skin is a common phenomenon in the army.

Superimposed red and white, it is really conspicuous.

Water-soaked hair and eyelashes appear darker.

Ya Huiquan squatted down in front of the cat, and his body with a low body fat rate had no fat when bent, only smooth and beautiful muscle lines could be seen.

"Meow what meow." He said to the cat while the tips of his hair were still dripping.

Li Dandan—out of an instinct that confuses the cat itself—it raises its head silently, trying to look at human faces, and its eyes only stay on the human chest upwards, not allowing itself to follow a The cat's height originally corresponds to the "horizontal line of sight" looking forward.

If people don't let it "meow", it can only wag its tail to show that it has heard what people said.

Ya Huiquan had already lost the opportunity to "ask the crime". It was rare for him to be scalded in his bathroom. He was really dissatisfied at first, but he was very angry when he came to open the door, but his dissatisfaction subsided a little when he really looked at the cat. His mouth seemed to dislike someone's "meow", but his fingers, which were as steamy as the ends of his hair, stretched forward and scratched at the cat's chin that was exposed because of its raised head.

"Come." Yahuiquan said, passing his hands under the cat's forelegs.

He first took the cat to look at the temperature control panel at this time, making sure that the number "80" on the panel was reflected in the cat's blue eyes.

Immediately, the man simply took the cat into the bathroom where the shower was not turned off.

"Master." Baili reminded in time, "The cat can only try to take a bath for the first time after it has been vaccinated for three months and two weeks."

"I know." Yahuiquan replied impatiently, "I'm just afraid that it has no idea about 80-degree water, so let it feel it with its paws."

Yashang speaks very carefully, making him sound like a master who will exact vengeance, and cares about the bad things that the kitten is eager to do.

However, in terms of behavior, he moved very carefully. He first carefully ensured that the cats were generally far away from the source of hot water, and then he pinched a cat's front paw and led the other's hairless pads into the hot water. Quickly tried it out.

"This is 80-degree water." Yahuiquan closed it after a test, and soon took Li Dandan away from the water source. He pulled an absorbent towel from the constant temperature towel rack and wrapped the cat's front paws, "Don't do it next time." Feel free to move the temperature control board I adjusted."

The absorbing towel is very large, more than enough to wrap a kitten's claws. Yahuiquan felt that the outer layer of Li Dandan's hair was also covered with a layer of water vapor. I was afraid that this layer of water vapor would soak in later, and it really penetrated into the inner layer of the cat's skin. superior.

He simply unfolded the surplus towel and wrapped the cat completely.

After rubbing the only exposed cat's head, the man continued to say to the "cat cat bug" rolled out by himself: "Or you can take a look at it after you finish tuning, at least know what you tuned?"

Ever since he was carried into the bathroom, Li Dandan behaved extraordinarily quiet. He was pinched to test the water temperature with his paws, and the whole cat cooperated very well, showing no intention of resisting at all.

Ya Huiquan once again misinterpreted the cat's "look", thinking that this quiet cooperation was due to Li Dandan's obedient introspection, and he was a little soft-hearted.

No one would have guessed that his cat was essentially just stunned, constantly feeling that something was wrong.

So what's wrong? The "cat bug" was placed on the vertical wash counter far away from the shower area, wrapped in a towel and lost in thought.

Until it found that the sink was only half the height of a human being, it squatted on it, forgot to control it for a moment, cast its gaze horizontally, and inevitably saw something... something it seemed to be consciously avoiding before.

Li Dandan: "..."

Understood!It's wrong because people are too casual at home, and there are really few pictures that are not suitable for cats!

Yahuiquan re-adjusted the water temperature, and returned to the shower that would not scald people to take a battle bath again. When he walked out of the shower again, he only felt a shadow flashing in front of him, and then covered his head with a towel, It was precisely placed on top of his head, and he raised his hand, trying to pull down the towel covering his eyes, when he heard the cat running wildly in the bathroom.

His bathroom has a dry and wet separation design, and the shower room and the wash table and shelves are not in the same area.

The cat seemed to go to the other side of the "dry area" to get something again. Just as Ya Huiquan pushed away the towel that blocked his view, a soft textile hit him again, and he subconsciously caught it—it was a bath towel. robe.

"Get dressed quickly." Li Dandan said to others.

Yahuiquan heard it in his ears, and only heard a burst of "meow meow".

"Are you trying to make up for it?" People simply thought that the cat just went to fetch towels and clothes for him, so he tried to decipher the string of cat language.

And again stray from the truth.

"I'm not." Li Dandan said seriously, "I just want you to dress well."

And Ya Huiquan continued to walk away from the truth, thinking that his cat was saying "yes".

Li Dandan's mood after that day was a little delicate.

The randomness shown by human beings is a kind of trust, a kind of relaxation in a safe environment. For some reason, when Li Dandan looks at such a person, he always feels that he has seen this person in a completely opposite state.

This kind of "feeling" came from no reason, just like the day when a person tried to cook an outdoor barbecue in his grove, the cat witnessed the failure of the person, and thought that he could cook for no reason, and his cooking skills must be better than humans .

I've seen this guy in another state?

Li Dandan spent a whole day thinking about this problem, pondering over and over again, but couldn't figure it out.

The cat had no choice but to put the problem aside for the time being, and remembered what the man said today, "At least take a look after the next adjustment".

Ya Huiquan said that he wanted the cat to remember to take another look, but he actually meant to show the temperature control panel, and hoped that Li Dandan would stop helping people adjust the high temperature that was suspected to be "clear soup".

Cats understand more shallowly.

The "take a look" in its cognition is to take a real look.

So once again, when Ya Huiquan was just standing under the shower and found that the temperature of his water started to rise again, he knew without thinking that the cat must have moved his hands and feet outside again. He was silently facing the hot water, thinking about himself. What to do, outside the door, his cat skills have been upgraded.

The bathroom door was opened directly by the cat.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Li Dandan swaggered into the bathroom against people's gazes, crossed the dry area all the way to the shower room, and before people could react, he quickly stretched out his paws and dipped into the flowing hot water.

Then, the cat seemed to confirm something, retracted its paws, and quickly ran out of the door—not forgetting to close the bathroom door tightly for the person.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Regardless of when the cat learned to open and close the door, if he understands correctly, the cat made a special trip to test the water temperature, and found that the temperature was okay this time, so he left again, right?

...This water temperature control service actually brings business upgrades?