It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

The people of Yahuiquan are located in Montenegro. The conference building located in the central administrative area has hundreds of conference rooms. Every day, dozens of conferences are held there like a workshop. The topics cover all walks of life. .

On Mount Monte, almost all meetings are held there.

This caused Yashang to participate in a remote meeting in his study, which seemed particularly special.

"The study has been adjusted for you." Baili reported when the master walked to the door of the study, "The environment simulator has been turned on, and the scene has changed to the command center of the Shining Wings. online."

Yahuiquan put away his relaxation when he was with the cat downstairs, he gave a brief "hmm", then pushed open the door of the study and stepped in.

Compared with the outside room, the study room at this moment is already a different world.

What Yahuiquan pushed open seemed not to be a study door, but the "any door" in an old fairy tale.

A second ago, he was still in the hallway of his home, which was well-decorated and homely.

In the next second, the surrounding environment changed suddenly. He stepped into a space with simple and cold decoration. The long oval conference table was located in the center of the room, and it had a cold metallic tone under the white light. There were seats on both sides of the conference table. Several dignified people stood beside the seats, and they were all located on the left side of the high-back chairs, maintaining an orderly formation.

And these are essentially holographic projections.

The development of technology has also upgraded the form of remote conferences. In the contemporary era, if a more serious remote conference needs to be held, then using environmental simulation technology and stereoscopic projection technology, under the setting of shared parameters, each participant can No matter where the personnel are, they seem to have entered the same meeting space, which truly achieves the so-called "immersive experience".

It means being on the scene and being on the scene, projection is just projection after all.

All the participants didn't really cross the space, and the real people were still in the participating rooms where they could find it-which means, they had to try to be as familiar with their real environment as possible.

Otherwise, it is very likely to forget that the environment in front of you is a projection simulation, reach out and press the empty space on the fake furniture, or be tripped by the seemingly empty "open space" and eat shit.

"General!"

Next to the seat closest to the head of the long table, the person in charge of Radiance [-] and the captain of the first wing of Radiance Wing took the lead. His shout was like an instruction, and the others followed his voice, saluting the officer and using it as a teaching immediately. Exemplary gift.

Everyone moves in unison.

Yahuiquan nodded slightly, his feet that were about to continue to move forward suddenly stopped for a short time, then his toes moved, and his steps fell aside quietly.

There is an almost invisible detour.

"Sit," said the general, who avoided a cat water bowl and walked to his seat.

"Relax." The captain of the first wing said again, "Take a seat!"

Even if they are all projections, the "direct descendants" of the generals in the house have maintained a high degree of consistency.

From the moment the chair was pulled to the moment they sat down, they sounded like one voice.

The remote meeting that needs to be held by Ya Huiquan in his own study is the internal coordination meeting of Wings of Glory.

In recent days when Li Dandan has gained a lot of weight, the cleaning project related to the core of natural disasters finally looks like a stuck retro clock, with the rusty progress pointer ticking, reluctantly, at least moving forward Moved another space.

The responsible team still decided on Glory Wings and the special forces. The Star Alliance Council, which is prone to formalism, slapped their heads, and joined forces with the foreign joint officials who also liked to "slap their heads and make decisions". They agreed to hold a bilateral The representative meeting is regarded as a part of the "warm-up" of the project. It can also take the opportunity to repeatedly consolidate the theme of "peace and win-win", convey the idea of ​​friendship and tolerance, and make the two teams that were once opposed to each other now willing to work together for peace. Turning hostility into jade is regarded as a gimmick presented to the public.

To be honest, the people in charge of the teams on both sides felt that the person who proposed this idea was out of his mind.

They were indeed at odds with each other, and they also agreed on this matter and had the same idea. They both believed that people who engage in this kind of thing should seize the last time of this year and go to the medical center to check their brains, so as not to delay the brain damage to the next year. In case of New Years What should I do with the new atmosphere and the new upgrade of the mentally handicapped disease that was not cured in time?

"Do we still need to 'warm up' with people from the special forces?" On the conference table of the holographic projection, the captain of the Second Wing was still the most talkative among his colleagues, and Pelentui couldn't hold back his words. ", "Let's 'warm up', so that we are not afraid that the heat will have an effect that is difficult to end. We will directly heat up our respective laser barrels and hand-held gun barrels. After the heat is over, we will directly have a 'fighting exercise' ?”

The captain of the first wing frowned when he heard the first sentence of Pealentry, because even though it was an internal meeting with all of his own people, Pealentry's tone was too relaxed, revealing that the other party was ready to go. He has the temperament that the general will get angry immediately because he talks nonsense and is not serious during the meeting.

However, the eyes under the holographic projection hinted that there might be a delay, and the colleagues did not receive it in time, and the captain of the first wing wanted to kick Pelencui under the conference table—anyway, the first wing and the second wing lined up together all the year round. The numbers and seats are very close together.

However, what is the difference between kicking the projection and kicking the air?

"...General, I also think that the uncertainty of this event is extremely high." The captain of the first wing who kicked a lonesome didn't change his face, and he retracted his leg and said, "We need to prepare four sets for possible emergencies The emergency plan requires the second wing to integrate the latest intelligence information. In the delegation that will accompany you on the day of the meeting, the specific number of guards drawn from each wing also needs to be considered. The past times and temper of the troops."

From the fortress itself to the interstellar routes it guards and the star areas it covers, they are all named according to ancient Western mythology. Their troop logo is a pair of golden six-winged wings, corresponding to the six divisions of the Shining Wings.

Inside the Glorious Wings, apart from the personal guards of Admiral Ya, the supreme commander, who formed a team of their own, the six subordinate departments are collectively called the "Glorious Six Wings", which are six brigades with fixed functions.

According to legends recorded in the Covenant's lackluster cultural database, in ancient mythology, the functions of the six wings are "two wings to cover the face, two wings to cover the feet, and two to fly". (1*)

Therefore, corresponding to the legend, the first wing and the second wing serve as the "head".The first wing is the most comprehensive, and the person in charge, the captain of the first wing, has the most stable overall planning ability. When the general is unable to personally sit in the fortress, the captain of the first wing can arrange everything in the base in an orderly manner according to the regulations given by the chief—— And the perfect docking information with the captain of the second wing who returned to Monte with the commander.

The second wing is the intelligence department, which cooperates with the first wing, and because it runs errands for the general and holds too many meetings all the year round, Pelencui is nicknamed the "professional meeting department" by his colleagues all the year round.

The third wing and the fourth wing are the main force dedicated to "flying", and they are also the ones who fight the most on the battlefield with special forces.

The fifth and sixth wings are responsible for the "feet". They are stable and powerful fulcrums, and they are the cornerstones that lay the foundation for the entire Shining Wing. All military, logistics, medical... and even the front row departments cannot be filled All the fragmentary functional personnel of the company can be found in these two teams.

To the surprise of the captain of the first wing, the general didn't care about Pelencui's over-relaxation just now.

Although their chief is as expressionless and cold-tempered as before, somehow, it seems that during the period of returning to Monte, the general's recuperation life is an emotional calmer, making the other party more patient than before .

"The plan needs to cover the worst assumptions." Ya Huiquan said, "But the people in the special forces are not as stupid as you think. Turning a meeting with a peaceful benchmark into a fight is tantamount to tearing down the peace flag with your own hands, and then Stepping on the ground, this is the behavior that only the mentally handicapped can do, and a group of mentally handicapped and Shining Wings have kept each other in check for so long, is it possible? Don't let me know that some people here really think so."

Those present—mainly the third and fourth wings who had been fighting with the special forces—silently lowered their heads.

The two captains took the scolding very consciously.

Ya Huiquan glanced at them: "To belittle the opponent you have been fighting with for a long time is to belittle yourself in essence. If you think the opponent is stupid, it means that your level is just that, only enough to match this level."

General Yashang, who is suspected of being given the "emotional stabilizer", only needs to activate the curse function, and the illusion of "patience" will immediately become more illusory than the stereoscopic projection.

The captains of the third wing and the fourth wing not only accepted the scolding obediently, but they didn't even need the officer to speak. They had already made a draft of the inspection in their hearts more consciously, and they planned to write the inspection first after today's meeting, reflecting on how they judged the enemy. mistakes.

Today's meeting is mainly for the "warm-up meeting". Before Yahuiquan was injured and returned to the star to recuperate, he only brought Lu Siming, Pelangcui, and the guards and the second wing with him. A small number of subordinate guards.

If this manpower is only for a short stay in Monte, daily activities are nothing more than holding meetings, going to public places, and spending more time raising cats at home, it is definitely enough, even more than enough.

But if you want to represent the entire Shining Wings, to participate in the official "Team Meeting of Both Sides" to be held, the Shining Wings only have members of the intelligence department and the chief's personal guards, which is obviously not enough to see. Draw up the manpower and form a team with real capabilities.

Most of the people who can attend the meeting as "Representatives of the Wings of Radiance" are also those who are already on the project participation list.

What is involved behind it, the assessment of combat power, and the contingency plan in case of emergency... Since there are not a few points to be discussed, this remote meeting took a long time in the end.

Taking advantage of the fact that all the captains were present, Yahuiquan also turned the meeting into a report and summary meeting. He listened to the heads of the Six Wings come to him one by one to pre-employ, and browsed the cruise data stored in their personal terminals, the comprehensive evaluation of soldiers, and the three-dimensional images. weekly exercise report.

The projection on the officer's side seems to be different. This is the first thing the captain of the fourth wing discovered.

At that time, the video of Zhou's drill was playing above the conference table. The soldiers from the third wing and the fourth wing happened to be fighting in groups, which made the two captains who had only been scolded once watch it very nervous. In one meeting, the two of them will monopolize the grand prize—they can be scolded twice by the general from different angles in one meeting.

The way the captain of the third wing adjusts his tension is to stare at the video record firmly, and repeatedly deduce in his heart in advance whether there is anyone who made a mistake.

The adjustment method of the captain of the fourth wing was quite different - he was directly distracted from observing the general, trying to understand from the general's micro expression on the cliff whether the officer was satisfied or dissatisfied.

Then very abruptly, he saw a water glass slowly appear on the table beside Yahuiquan.

As soon as the water glass appeared, it attracted people's attention, not for anything else, but because its appearance was too special, as if it was being held up by a hand, probing the edge of the table from the cliff , starting from the mouth of the cup, gradually emerging bit by bit.

From the perspective of the Captain of the Fourth Wing, he felt that there was someone under the general's table in this scene, and that person was acting sneaky for some reason. The general came up on the table.

Also very slow.

Ya Huiquan watched the video attentively. In the eyes of his subordinates, he was a man who was vigilant enough and always surprisingly sharp.

But also for some unknown reason, the captain of the fourth wing waited silently for a while, and found that the general didn't seem to notice anything around him, and he didn't even see the cup.

what happened?

The captain of the fourth wing, who was completely distracted, put a question mark in his heart, and he began to hesitate, thinking whether he should remind the general.

Not long after, the "sneaky" water delivery man appeared from the edge of the table—

The moment the water glass is completely placed on the table, people can see clearly that there is a furry tail tightly curled at the bottom of the glass.

It turned out to be sent by a tail!

Is this reasonable?Is there enough friction?

Can the tail be so powerful...and so flexible?

The question mark on the fourth wing captain's forehead could form a small forward team. He stared intently at the general's table, and then saw a black shadow flashing there.

Before he could see clearly how it happened, he fixed his eyes again, and there was already a cat on the table.

The cat—that is, Li Dandan, who regularly monitors the drinking water of humans—was not going to enter the study to disturb him.

When Yahuiquan said that a "remote meeting" was going to be held, this key term was captured by it for the first time, making it inexplicably concerned, and subconsciously thinking that it was something that he should avoid.

But the remote video meeting of Yahuiquan has been held for too long.

It has been so long that the professional water delivery kitten can’t help it. I feel that it will not come to deliver a glass of water, urging people to drink it during work. Then, if you want this person to maintain enough daily drinking water, the water can only be kept in meetings. after drinking.

However, the time is relatively late now, and drinking water after the meeting is tantamount to making people drink a lot of water before going to bed, which will 100% affect the quality of sleep tonight, and there is no way to ensure that people can sleep peacefully until dawn.

The cat thought about it outside, and in the end, it brought a small housekeeping robot with a tray, and diligently came to deliver water to those who had been in the meeting for too long.

Ya Huiquan did not notice the water cup that the cat brought to the table with its tail.

After getting along for so many days, Admiral Yashang has clearly realized that cats can appear anywhere in his house, and can come and go in and out of any corner as he likes.

When he used to work in the study, the cat would often open the door to come in and then slip away.

Continue to concentrate on official duties under the subtle sound of cats coming in and out, and take the cat's noise as background sound as usual. This is a skill that Yahuiquan has already practiced.

Therefore, don't talk about the water cup if he concentrates on watching the rehearsal projection.

He didn't even notice that there was another little visitor in his study, and that the "visitor" had squatted beside him swaggeringly.

"General, you..." the Captain of the Fourth Wing spoke carefully.

He is the person in charge of the main force, and it is rare for him to talk aloud, and the captain of the third wing next to him was stunned for a moment.

"Why do you speak in such a tone?" The captain of the third wing said as if he saw a ghost, "You have prepared a miserable draft, and you are going to make yourself sound miserable first, so that you can ask the general to be more lenient in his comments?"

After listening to the conversation between the two, the others also raised their heads and temporarily turned their attention away from the video in the field.

Peilantui is worthy of the professionalism of the intelligence department. He immediately thought that the source of his colleague's strange behavior should be the general, and hurriedly took a look——

A long fluffy tail is re-rolling the water glass.

The cat pushed the cup towards the person, letting the wall of the cup gently rest on the back of the person who was still watching the video.

Ya Huiquan felt something touch his hand, and the touch seemed to be a cup, like the one he used most often in the study.

He lowered his head and saw the customary cup, and saw that there was water in it. He picked it up and drank it on a conditioned reflex. Halfway through the drink, he suddenly felt something wrong, and then continued to look down, and saw the cat "sneaking into the room" next to him.

And on the conference table in front, the captains are like ducks that suddenly stretch their necks, each of them can't wait to stretch out their necks by two meters. The spectacle of delivering water".

"Should I be shocked that the general accepts someone else's service during a meeting... or should I be shocked that the person serving him is actually a cat?" the sixth wing captain in charge of logistics muttered to himself.

The captain of the Fifth Wing couldn't restrain himself, and glanced at the bodyguard Lu Siming who also participated in the meeting with a projection, probably evaluating whether the head of the bodyguard was not as good as a cat.

The captain of the first wing looked at the cat for a moment, and suddenly remembered that the general from home was married. He approached Pelentui's projection calmly: "Is this the same...?"

"Yes." Peirantui understood what his colleague wanted to ask as soon as he heard it, and he quickly gave an accurate answer, and vowed, "I think Sansi and Sisi can feel at ease. With the cat around, the general's mood index will increase by at least 100 points." [-]%—let me tell you, this is [-]% a rescue angel cat!"

Ya Huiquan: "... Am I suddenly deaf and blind, but I don't know it yet?"

All chattering ceased immediately. The "Captain Ducks" retracted their necks one after another, and they were as quiet as if the remote signal was suddenly unstable, and they collectively dropped the phone.

In this freezing atmosphere that is terrifying enough for people, there is only Li Dandan, the warrior who "rescues the suffering" in Pelencui's mouth.

It removed the empty water glass from the person's hand as if nothing had happened, put itself next to the person's hand and sat down, and swept its tail from the person's hand.

Look, it's ready to run away after sweeping.

Li Dandan: "Meow."

I'm just a water delivery person, don't bother me much.