It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"and many more."

Yahuiquan's hand moved in time, and he clasped the tail that was drawn across the back of his hand with his backhand. The "little water delivery worker" did not deliver the water and left as expected. It turned around and took a step, and felt the pulling force and was caught. Those whom it has graciously served are manually left behind.

Generally speaking, a cat's tail is a part that is not to be offended in the cat's mind, and it is forbidden to attack. Especially when they move, the cat needs to use the tail to hold the balance. During this period, if someone suddenly pulls or holds the cat The tail is like tampering with a driver's joystick, harassing the driver during the vehicle's driving, no matter how good-tempered a cat is, it will blow up its fur, and if it is a bad-tempered cat, it will have to backhand Give someone a paw.

Yahuiquan has never been treated by a cat since she raised a cat. Li Dandan is like a hairball that just happens to grow into the shape of a cat. Ears and tails, cats are invincible and patient, accepting the behavior of the shit shovel officer with a very strong and tolerant gesture.

——Just like now.

He didn't make it, and was caught off guard by his tail being pulled like a handbrake. At most, Li Dandan's body was slightly stagnant. Then, his dangling front paws urgently changed direction, and turned back to look at humans.

The cat gave a "meow" in a very friendly tone and asked, "Is there anything else?"

Yahuiquan used the cat's tail as a handbrake, and the moment he let go, he found that the tail hair was messed up by himself. He stroked it subconsciously, but his eyes fell forward. Quickly, the environment simulator and [-]D camera were still turned on in this room. Walking around in the projection room.

It is not unusual for a cat to come to the study.

Cats will take the initiative to bring tea and water to their own. This is a natural thing, and it is not uncommon for General Yashang who is about to be taken care of by cats recently. It has nothing to do with him , if other people don't have this treatment, it means that his cat is well-behaved and cute No.1.

Other people's cats are not as smart and considerate as his.

...But the cat entered an environment simulator and it was still in effect. There were projections all over the room, but it seemed that it was not confused by the projection virtual image at all, and could accurately find the real tables and chairs in the room covered by the projection.

It also seemed that he was not surprised by the strangers in front of him, as if he could see that these were all virtual images, and the family did not conjure up a bunch of living people out of thin air.

This has to be surprising, and it can no longer be regarded as ordinary.

Ya Huiquan was sure that this was the first time he used the study environment simulation since he came home.

Even though the cat has come and gone in the study with people many times, Li Dandan may already know the original layout of the study very well. However, in the study that has been "changed" at this time, people need to be careful to avoid inadvertent collisions. On the real furniture, cats come and go as if they are in no one's land... Can it really distinguish the virtual from the real?

"Give me the cup." The question in Ya Huiquan's head turned around with his gaze, and he suddenly said to the cat.

Li Dandan tilted his head.

The cat deliberately looked into the water glass again to confirm that there was indeed no water in the glass. It meowed and asked, "May I get another glass for you?", while still pushing the empty glass in front of people.

As a result, people seem to be looking at the water glass for no reason, and it is very unpleasant. Just as the empty glass was held by Yahuiquan, the next second, without warning, Yahuiquan moved his wrist and exerted force precisely——

The person threw the water glass out!

Li Dandan: "Meow?"

You can't lose your temper when you see an empty glass, right?Why do you just throw away your own things?

The cat was so worried, it still remembered that this cup was the most used by people in the study.Yahuiquan has different cups for drinking water in the study and drinking coffee at the bar downstairs. His habits in this regard are very fixed, and he will use items according to a clear division of labor.

In order to prevent people from regretting after "losing their temper", because they are not happy because they are missing a habitual object, which will lead to a vicious cycle of bad emotions.

At the same time that Li Dandan's questioning "meow" came out, it jumped off the table and chased after the water glass like an arrow from the string.

The cat's body almost pulled out an afterimage under the rapid movement, and it successfully intercepted the cup in mid-air before it hit other objects. The movement track forcibly stopped, and then changed from intercepting with front paws to upper mouth, flexibly grasping the edge of the cup mouth.

Then, like an excellent acrobat, the cat with the cup in its mouth twisted its spine unbelievably, and accurately found a real surface in a projection, controlled itself to change directions and jumped over, and the front and rear paws were connected there to borrow strength. A little bit on the plane—then leaped high again, and brought the cup back to the human beings smoothly.

Yahuiquan: "..."

It is basically certain that his cat really has the ability to distinguish between real and virtual projections.

At the side of the conference table with the stereoscopic projection, the onlookers who pretended to be disconnected saw the scene of "Flying Cat Rescue the Cup", but they couldn't pretend anymore. Some people sighed softly: "Is this okay?"

Colleagues chimed in: "That's fine."

The "very good" Li Dandan put the cup back on the table, and this time carefully kept the cup a little away from the Yahuiquan, and walked over with a single cat stepping on the real study table, approaching thoughtfully. The man raised his paw and patted Yahuiquan's forearm. He didn't know whether it was a small gesture to convey a sigh, or a lesson as soft and harmless as a flesh pad.

"Did you see it?" Ya Huiquan spoke again, but the person he was talking to was not his cat.

He let the cat's paw rest on his wrist, and he still maintained his seriousness with just such a look, and brought the meeting that seemed to be off topic a light-year back to the main topic: "In the practical exercise just now, except for the mecha numbers 006, 013 and 029, the rest of them went back to redo the anti-jamming training, doubled the overtime, and the judgment error rate was three times higher than 35%, and they were marked as key examiners for the next round - their ability to judge virtual and real images is not as good as cats. "

The two captains of the third wing and the fourth wing originally thought that the general hadn't been watching the screen in the field for a long time—even they themselves were distracted halfway, and couldn't help but pay attention to the cat that suddenly appeared, and their brains couldn't take care of it for a while Exercise report.

Unexpectedly, the general is so talented that with a cat in his hand, he can still devote his attention to watching the exercise.

He also gave a sharp comment that "people are not as good as cats".

The two captains could only bow their heads again: "Yes."

This is the end of the whole remote meeting. Watching the drill report is the last process of it. Yashang Jiang himself was taken aback by the cat, but it didn't prevent him from taking this matter out of the way, and immediately regarded it as an argument. To criticize how unsatisfactory the two teams of Glory III and Glory Four are.

"Dismiss."

Ya Huiquan gave the last order, and when Baili confirmed that he had logged out of the internal communication platform, he canceled the environment simulation in the study with one click, so the meeting room with a simple and cold painting style and a long metal-like oval table, the head above The indifferent white lights that fell, and the people at the conference table... As if the tide was ebbing, these scenes faded away in the study, revealing the original appearance of the room.

Before logging out of the communication platform, General Ya vaguely heard that someone finally couldn't hold back after the meeting, and jumped to his colleagues through the projection, roughly saying: "What about the rescue angel cat that was agreed? Isn't this increasing the general's firepower output? Did it intensify the attack instead?"

"That's right, if you spread false information, are you still a brother?"

"I didn't expect that either... Are you at odds with Dandan's aura?"

The captains of Wings of Glory are all elites, they can be well-groomed when necessary, and they are as meticulous in their words and deeds as their supreme commanders.

But in a small communication platform with only internal members, the elites take the initiative to peel off the layer of model coats, which are full of indescribable cores. They are clustered together, and they especially like to play tricks on colleagues. It's not as "tall" as outsiders imagine.

It is only their supreme commander who sticks to the two labels of "stay away from strangers" and "don't bother me".

Yahuiquan never participated in this kind of "gathering and gossip" time after the meeting. He would only acquiesce in letting his subordinates keep this small platform after the meeting was over.

General Ya hastily listened to two or three sentences about the jumping and justification that appeared at the end of the channel. He had no interest in participating in gossip, but his ears subconsciously caught "Le Dan Dan" and other words that had something to do with cats.

"how did you do it?"

The tranquility around Yahuiquan's ears returned, which meant that he was completely far away from the noisy "noise source". In front of him was a long horizontal table that had changed back to its original form, and there was a cat water bowl on the ground not far from his feet.

And the owner of the water bowl was sitting beside him.

Ya Huiquan wanted to ask how the cat could perfectly judge the virtual and real scenes.

Li Dandan also understood his question.

It's a pity that, let Li Dandan come to think about it carefully, all the judgments it makes seem to come from instinct, and it is its "knowledge base" that covers a wide range of areas that works quietly, and once it steps into that In the room covered by the simulated projection, you can immediately find out where the boundary between the virtual image and reality is.

Cats are also really familiar with people's study rooms. The knowledge automatically extracted by the brain and this familiarity make it not difficult for them to make accurate judgments.

"It's because cats have more rod cells and can see a wider field of view. Are you more sensitive to weak light?"

Yahuiquan didn't know that his cat was also full of questions. Li Dandan was already thinking about the problem of its extensive knowledge base. From the perspective of species differences, he was trying to answer his own questions in a more scientific direction—weak Light sensitivity will make the projection that seems seamless to the human eye reveal flaws in the cat's eyes, and the wider viewing angle allows the cat to find the boundary of the area more quickly after realizing visual deception, so as to target the "boundary line" action, Minimize the reduction of virtual image interference.

I have to say that such an analysis based on biology is actually reasonable, it can complete the basic logic, and it can also prove that Li Dandan is really smart by the way.

Not only did Ya Huiquan want to take a closer look at his cat.

He walked around the cat's two front paws with both hands, lifted the cat that was sitting in a ball, lowered his gaze, and wanted to take a serious look at the cat's magical eyes.

Suddenly, halfway through the lifting of the cat, Li Dandan was getting closer and closer to him, but he felt that something was wrong with his hand.

Yahuiquan: "..."

He looked down and found that the cat's hind legs were motionless, and it was still firmly on the spot.

At the same time, because he was thinking about his own problems, he forgot for a moment Li Dandan, who actively cooperated with raising his legs as usual - the whole cat was elongated, from a sitting hair ball to an extended hair strip.

Yahuiquan let go of his hand silently, and watched the elongated cat retract automatically, turning back into a familiar ball of hair.

He pondered for a while, and tried to lift the cat's front paws up again.

Li Dandan's hind paws did not move, his body stretched, and stretched again into a fluffy cat stick.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Suddenly I forgot what I was going to do here.