It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

In the mind of the electronic housekeeper, Ya Huiquan is of course not abnormal. He quickly denied this statement, and also stated that the behavior of "intimate interaction" between humans and heterogeneous spouses is not considered abnormal in the eyes of artificial intelligence.

"This is an in-depth pursuit of intimacy, and it is the inevitable trend of a relationship after its natural development." The electronic housekeeper analyzed it logically.

Ya Huiquan gave the coffee machine to the kitten to play with. Visually guessing that he had temporarily run out of coffee today, he condescended to stand next to the drinking water.

"It's still a little perverted for me." He continued, and found a commonly used cup between words. Baili took over the direct drinking water machine at the same time, turned the water outlet to align with his water cup, and designated it for him without authorization. After the water temperature was reached, I poured a cup of hot water.

"Ethical order is the logic added to us by human engineers." Baili continued in the sound of the water, "artificial intelligence will absorb all the added knowledge like a sponge absorbs water, and will understand a lot of truths, but Master, if "intimate interaction" can bring you enough pleasure, soothe your spirit, and make up for what you have been lacking for many years, then, to help you manage a good intimate relationship, this matter is in my opinion priority over the ethical order."

Yahuiquan had some complaints about this cup of hot water, which seemed to be an early start to health care for the elderly. He suspected that Baili was using a plan to treat the 250-year-old man against him, and he had already prepared a stomach full of objections.

After listening to this speech about logic and priorities, he slightly adjusted his posture leaning against the bar.

He didn't say anything and drank the water.

On the bar counter, the playing cat has tried to stand up on its hind legs. It tilted its head to look at the self-rotating coffee machine, and then suddenly jumped vertically and threw a very naive "cat punch" at the top cover. .

Ya Huiquan looked at it for a moment, then reached out and carefully touched the fluffy tail that swayed with the jump.

"I don't have anything I've been missing for years," he said after stroking the cat's tail.

The light on the top of the bar illuminated from top to bottom, and his eyes fell on the kitten. The kitten was attacked by its tail, and turned its head very quickly. It almost immediately gave up the coffee machine in front of it. Yahuiquan's hand is a new toy to play with.

Yahuiquan didn't feel that the kitten's paws could do him any harm at all, and he didn't hide. He kept the "culprit" in place, and wanted to see if the kitten was going to do it to him. Just like serving a coffee machine, it means a set of cat punches.

As a result, the speed of turning the head was fast, and the cat's pair of small ears and round head basically swung backward instantly, but it was too small after all, and it was still a kitten.

The thinking can keep up, but the coordination of the limbs can't keep up.

Ya Huiquan watched helplessly as the kitten slipped on one of its unsteady hind legs, and then crawled on the back of the bar, sliding into a posture that seemed to be hemiplegic.

The little thing still didn't admit defeat, and soon his two front legs recharged, his shoulders sank, and he tried his best to pounce forward in the posture of "hemiplegia"...

The angle is not right, and the charging posture is not right.

The front paw did not land on the target point as the cat expected.

On the contrary, the cat's small hairy forehead hit the cliff and Huiquan's hand hit it.

Yahuiquan: "..."

General Ya's hand is probably like a solid wall to a kitten, and he received a protest of "Mimi woo woo".

"You're like a rookie who landed on the mental training ground for the first time, but didn't know where his threshold was, and went straight to the highest level of difficulty." General Ya commented on the behavior of the kitten after the silence.

There was a faint smile on his lips.

The kitten failed to pounce, so the whole cat lay down on Ya Huiquan's hand, with the cat's head resting on the human forearm.

"Mi." It didn't know whether to say introspection or regret.

Ya Huiquan held the water glass with one hand, and left this hand for Mao Ke.

Occasionally, the kitten's tail would shake, and the tip of the tail brushed against his finger, and he fiddled with the fluff on the tail with his finger.

"But I think, young master, to you, this kitten is obviously much more likable than the 'little rookie' you call." Baili commented on this scene from the side.

The electronic butler has a lot of past data, and there is always a reason to do this kind of analysis. He said: "For those who do not perform well on the training ground and lack a correct understanding of their abilities, you generally call them 'A fool with a heart higher than the sky', the common way to deal with it is to let the captain of the opponent take the person away, and go to redo the basic training for three months, instead of gently extending your hand and allowing him to rest on your hand."

Yahuiquan is experiencing the wonderful feeling of interacting with small animals, which happened one of the few times in his past life, so everything is very fresh.

After hearing Baili's words, he paused, feeling that the analogy of artificial intelligence was a bit strange.

"If I stretch out my hand and ask someone to put their head on my hand after regular training," Ya Huiquan said, "You might as well use your database to simulate it. Is that picture for people to see?"

This is actually a casual joke, but Baili really did it.

"I don't think that's the case, young master." After a long while of analysis by the artificial intelligence, it really gave an answer.

Baili's voice was not without regrets: "According to statistical analysis, if you really do this, the other party may not only not feel comforted, but there is also a 85% probability that you will think that you want to blow the other party's head off on the spot. It will look terrible, enough to leave a deep psychological shadow on the person involved."

Yahuiquan doesn't like to chat in daily life, and he doesn't have much to talk to most people.

His electronic butler was an exception, not only had a good chat with him, but was also very good at choosing what to say to him.

He suspects that this analysis is actually a run, but lacks evidence.

Baili was still following the previous words and came to the conclusion: "So, you should cherish this kitten who is willing to be close to you. It obviously trusts you very much, likes you, and has two qualities that a good spouse should have. an essential quality."

Ya Huiquan got a headache when he heard "excellent spouse", so he simply pretended to be deaf again.

Baili is his electronic butler, but he is not just an electronic butler.

For a long time, Baili was also the AI ​​guardian of Yahuiquan.

"The data sorting is complete, young master." Baili finally didn't add any more obstacles when he spoke next time.

Even though the advanced artificial intelligence has its own ideas, it will chat and debate with the young master he raised under his guardianship. He has always paid attention to instructions and is good at multi-threaded work. He has already organized the files Yahuiquan needs in the background very efficiently.

"Do you need to start browsing now?" he asked.

Ya Huiquan nodded.

A chair by the bar slides out soundlessly, as if pulled away by an invisible hand.

While Ya Huiquan was seated, a thin transparent screen hung down above the bar. He hugged the cat back to his arms before the screen completely dropped. Baili cooperated tacitly with him without instructions at this moment, and the screen obviously stopped. After a stop, and then put it down completely, on the screen, the data files have been simply sorted and classified by the electronic housekeeper.

When he was notified at the information center that the registration was successful, he was caught off guard and easily caught off guard by his emotions. At that time, Yahuiquan only felt that there was something wrong with the registration system and the new marriage law.

But from the moment when he left the center to when he returned home, there was ample time gap, which was enough for him to calm down and think about the situation with a calmer mind.

There are many and complicated materials, but Ya Huiquan processes them surprisingly fast. He browses the page at a speed of almost ten lines at a glance, and accurately extracts the key points. Bring up a blank screen and integrate the relationship between the core entries in real time.

Ten minutes later, Yahuiquan had already pulled the information to the last page.

The smile that had been on his face before had long since disappeared, his expression was indifferent, and the brows were raised slightly, in a sarcastic arc.

"It's really been like a day for ten years." He said with a sneer.

On the front screen, the last page of information happened to be frozen at the Star Alliance Parliament Building.

The implementation of "opening multi-species marriage" was hasty and aggressive, and the new marriage law was also issued in a hurry. The whole set of procedures showed a sense of sloppy work.

After sleeping in the recuperation cabin for five weeks, General Yashang finally filled in all the missing information today.

After browsing through all the missing information, he immediately understood—behind the hasty proposal, it was essentially another "brain-slapping decision" made by the parliament.

"Opening multi-species marriages" means that after the Star Alliance rejected the carriers of heterogeneous genes for many years, because the war with the extraterritorial alliance is a peace agreement that each takes a step back, the Star Alliance did not seek any benefits. The extraterritorial alliance discusses cooperation. Therefore, in order to maximize the openness and friendship and show that the Star Alliance people are very willing to accept the sincerity of the extraterritorial united citizens, it is one of the proposals that hastily pushed to the stage.

The logic of this is almost like this -

Look, we are open to accept even heterogeneous spouses, and civil marriage has achieved maximum freedom, let alone heterogeneous gene carriers?

From this point of view, the gentleman who married the spider on Changhong Star may not be the "true love" understood by a pure-hearted artificial intelligence.

Because Ya Huiquan also noticed one thing when he was looking through the information-since he publicly married the spider, the people's support rate in the local council has increased by 30%.

"This is really an act that tarnishes the sanctity of marriage." While recording the young master's analysis results, Baili sighed from the side like a real person who loves gossip, "That gentleman binds love and politics together, and he chooses in life. I chose to give up true love."

Yahuiquan listened, looked at him, and was about to say that there are so many people in this world who choose to put love at the back of their life choices, and only artificial intelligence who likes to watch emotional chicken soup online will firmly believe in " True love lasts forever."

Unexpectedly, in the next second, Baili turned the conversation around and said to him enthusiastically: "But young master, I believe your love must have nothing to do with politics."

Ya Huiquan shattered the fantasy of artificial intelligence, and said coldly: "Because they really have other purposes, and I am a really unlucky guy who just happens to be unlucky."

The words did not fall, and in his arms, the kitten raised its head unexpectedly and gave him a "meow".

The hapless general bowed his head.

"...It's not particularly unlucky." He slapped himself in the face a second later, and said nonchalantly.