It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Single when you go out, married on the way home.

Rao couldn't ignore the fact that he got married in a daze. With the air pressure in his body surprisingly low, General Ya put on a cold face and went through all the messages marked as pending in his personal terminal one by one.

In total, he received two "SAG" and three "MTAC" documents.

The former, on behalf of the Star Alliance officials, pushed him the latest internal information that could be made public, and greeted Yahuiquan's physical condition in a very businesslike manner.

The next three letters were local letters from Mount Star, one to greet his health as usual, and one to ask if he could attend the next regular meeting.

As for the last one... congratulations on successfully updating his personal information, and wishing him a successful marriage.

"..." The last letter made people feel confused after reading it. Ya Huiquan was shocked by its pink style, which was completely different from other letters, and quickly transferred this letter to the trash mailbox.

However, marriage blessing letters can be tossed in the trash, out of sight.

"Marriage" itself cannot, it still exists objectively.

After processing other information, Yahuiquan emptied out in the self-driving vehicle. He stared out the window at the stretched and distorted street scene by high-speed driving. He was going to calm down for 5 minutes, then sorted out the information, and carefully reviewed all the incredible things that happened today. , and then figured out how many important changes he missed after lying in the recuperation cabin for five weeks.

This "cool down for 5 minutes" was interrupted before halfway through.

Because of the other party involved in this absurd marriage—the cat that Yahuiquan still carried in his pocket, it finally woke up.

Yahuiquan found the cat asleep when he walked out of the information entry center.

Quite different from him, the "cat spouse" he picked up was both ignorant and open-minded. After touching him successfully, the whole cat seemed to have entered a state of being at peace with the situation.

People put it in their pockets and put it away. At most, it will make a "beep" without struggling.

People pinch its little paws to play with it when they have nothing to do. Its small pads are suspected to have been used by Yahuiquan as a "decompression ball". It will be pressed every once in a while, and it will still "Mi" twice at most. None of the claws pointed towards anyone, and he didn't intend to fight for his "right to pad".

Yahuiquan had never had a pet before, and he didn't know much about cats.

But with the little knowledge he had, he also felt that the cat he picked up should be classified as "very good-natured".

He talked nonsense with the registration system for a long time, but it didn't change the result that he and the cat were registered.

The cat couple didn't know what happened, and they didn't care. They played with Yahuiquan's hand for a while and then fell silent.

Waiting for General Ya, who had a brain lawsuit, to walk out of the center and put a simple "leave the registration office" out of the effect of "I'll come back to assassinate you tonight", he suddenly realized that there was a gadget that hadn't moved for a long time, and looked again, I found a ball of hair in my pocket sleeping soundly.

After the kitten fell asleep, it was buried in a ball, and at a glance, it didn't know which side was the head and which side was the tail. It was like a girl on the cliff who suddenly had a heart at this age and put a ball of decorative fur in her pocket.

Do you know what you just went through?Knowing what our relationship is now, are your own "cat rights" offended along with my marital autonomy?

Yahuiquan stopped silently at the sleeping cat and questioned his "spouse" in his heart.

In reality he didn't say anything.

He just put his hands back into his pockets and touched the little hairball.

The sleeping cat was vaguely aware of this movement, and the small body under the fingertips moved quickly, and then Yahuiquan's fingers were wrapped in a ball of warmth.

He was invited to join the other party's "Together" queue.

His restlessness was miraculously relieved by the invitation. Afterwards, General Ya maintained his cold face, but kept his hands in his pockets all the time. He didn't even take them out when he checked the approval documents. The work was all done with one hand.

The cat woke up on the way home, and his still hand was the first to notice it.

He felt the little guy stretch out in the limited space of his uniform pocket, and the fur that had been wrapping warmly around his fingertips was slightly loosened.

The expression on Yahuiquan's face did not change, but with his hand, he quickly touched the cat's belly.

It feels very good.

The little cat is really good-tempered, and he doesn't mind being raided on his belly. He only "meows" in his pocket, and then sticks his head out from the edge of the pocket again.

It tilted its head, as if observing the posture of the person, and judged that the person was sitting, not standing, and it was more convenient for it to climb than before. Get out of the pocket and climb onto Yahuiquan.

"Are you awake?" Ya Huiquan moved his hand out of the pocket together with the cat, and he stroked the messy back hair of the kitten in the pocket.

The cat gave him a little purr in return, as if very pleased with this fresh back rub.

Yahuiquan looked out of the window again: "It's a coincidence that I woke up, and we are almost there."

This "arrived" refers to the near arrival of General Ya's mansion on Mount Monte.

Mount Monte is the capital star of the Star Alliance's first star system. The residential area is basically divided by rank, and high-ranking officials have their own planned territories.

The private vehicle drove silently through the gate that opened automatically. Behind the gate was a small well-manicured garden. After driving forward, the main building of Yahuiquan's house could be seen.

"Welcome back, master." A male voice sounded when the vehicle just entered the gate.

He directly and seamlessly connected to the vehicle, speaking through the speaker next to the vehicle's operation panel.

Ya Huiquan was used to this, but the cat on his body seemed to be startled by the sudden sound. Mao Tuan, who was lying on his stomach, immediately stood up, his small ears kept changing directions, and the whole cat's head looked left and right, trying to find Where is the owner of the voice.

"Don't look for him in the car, he's not here." Yahuiquan stroked the kitten's back again, his tone was indifferent, and then he changed the subject of his conversation, saying to the voice just now, "Baili."

"Yes, master, I'm here," Baili continued to answer through the car stereo.

This is not a real person, but the electronic butler of Yahuiquan.

The vehicle quickly stopped in front of the main house, Ya Huiquan took the cat out of the vehicle, and the electronic butler who took over the vehicle system skillfully directed the car away and arranged for storage.

At the same time, Baili also opened the house for Yahuiquan at the same time, and the headlights were turned on early in the house.

"On your way home, I received a very interesting notification in the background of my system." The electronic butler's voice echoed in the house, as if there was really a person following General Ya who entered the house, like a shadow.

The other party said: "I originally wanted to mark it as 'false information', but I noticed that it came from the main system of the Mount Star Administration Center, and the authenticity index rose by 70%, so I changed it to 'information to be confirmed' , waiting for you to come back to confirm."

After listening to the words, Ya Huiquan almost knew what kind of push it was.

He silently walked forward with the cat in his arms, pretending to be deaf to the electronic butler's inquiries.

But Baili can connect to any electrical appliance at home, even if he avoids all the way to the bathroom, the other party can continue to babble through the smart toilet cover.

"You brought a small guest, which increases the authenticity of the push by another 20%." Transferred from electronic door locks to wall-mounted lamps, and then from wall-mounted lamps to coffee machines.

The e-housekeeper who received the notification of the addition of staff at home was dedicated and dedicated, and asked persistently: "The notification shows that at 32:[-] this afternoon, you have completed the marriage registration at the information entry center and have entered into a marriage relationship since then, lovers It is a lovely cat, and the other party has officially settled in this family from the legal point of view from the moment the marriage becomes effective, and is another owner I will serve—is this information true?”

"Is this message true?" was repeated at least three times.

The electronic butler seemed to know Ya Huiquan's temperament well. No matter how noisy he was, General Ya couldn't beat up an electronic butler anyway.

In order to prevent himself from pretending to be deaf and being quarreled to become really deaf, Ya Huiquan had no choice but to say with a bad face: "It's true."

As soon as these two words were thrown out, the surrounding quickly fell silent.

After a long while, the coffee machine on the bar next to it moved by itself, and it moved to the side of the table instead of the intangible electronic butler, as if taking a closer look at its owner, and then at the cat held in his arms.

"Wow, oh." Baili sighed word by word.

Ya Huiquan pushed the small coffee machine away in embarrassment.

"What's the reaction?" he said.

"As an electronic housekeeper, I can show you the greatest emotion." Baili replied, "I just searched for the entry 'Iron Tree Blossom', and I originally wanted to apply it to you. But after searching, I have an interesting discovery that I want to share with you first."

"I don't want to hear it." Ya Huiquan said decisively, he intuitively felt that this discovery was probably meaningless to him.

But his electronic butler was rather rebellious, and apparently he had never been silenced before, so Baili continued: "This is a piece of information from the ancient earth period. Generally, within 10 to 20 years, the iron tree can be seen to bloom once every 15 years on average."

The electronic housekeeper displayed the data while talking, which seemed very convincing.

"And I compared your relationship history from this, and found that, considering that your relationship history has been blank since birth, as of today, your relationship career has just ushered in the first stroke of richness, and it has directly leaped to marriage in one step. Register, so we can draw a conclusion—your emotional cycle is about equal to four rounds of cycads blooming, and the mere "blossoming of cycads" is no longer enough to describe the surprise brought by this matter, you are the overlord flower blooming on the old cycads."

Born in the 315th year of the star calendar, it is now 375 years of the star calendar, but in terms of the average lifespan of a Star Alliance member of 280 years, Yashang, who is still very young, will be stunned by the magic metaphor of artificial intelligence, and he will be speechless for a while.

He changed the subject directly after a while, turned the subject very bluntly, and told Baili: "Collate all the official letters of the past five weeks, including all the pilot activities and terms for the public, and I will personally check them later."

Baili followed the owner to change the topic and reminded: "According to the doctor's order provided by the medical monitoring center, you need to rest at home. The current situation is not suitable for long-term office work."

"Then delete this doctor's order from your memo." Ya Huiquan said, "I missed five weeks, and today I got married because of the lack of information. what happened."

The electronic housekeeper did not approve of the master's act of deleting the doctor's order, but Ya Huiquan used the highest authority when issuing this order, and Baili sighed realistically, saying, "Oh, well, everything is according to your wishes."

The small coffee machine that was "possessed" by the electronic butler shook its head like a butler shaking his head at the owner who didn't listen.

The cat in Yahuiquan's arms struggled slightly. It had been quiet and well-behaved before. At this time, it was attracted by the shaking coffee machine. It seemed very interested, and its little paws began to move forward eagerly.

Ya Huiquan put the cat on the bar and watched the cat thump his coffee machine.

"One more item," he said to Baili, "Search how to raise a cat."

"Okay, master." Baili Yingwan, and asked caringly, "Do you need to search for you how to get along with your lover, collect information on how humans and heterogeneous spouses can enhance their relationship, and carry out 'intimate interaction'?"

The electronic butler was actually very euphemistic, using the neutral term "intimate interaction".

However, General Ya has a cold face, but he seems a little sullen in his bones, and he understands these words as soon as he hears them.

He glanced at the kitten who was still playing, fell silent for a moment, and asked his electronic butler sincerely: "...Am I so perverted in your heart?"