It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

But what if the prestige is swept away? What if the accused does not cooperate with the investigation for a while?

After all, Li Dandan is a cat, and the prestige of the general will be compromised in front of the cat, not to mention that the cat is raised by himself, and he is usually used to it. It was also connived by the general himself.

Yahuiquan had no choice but to wait with an air-dried salted fish that was still emitting the smell of the ocean, and he didn't even feel like an unlucky person who put fish under his pillow.

It’s more like early in the morning, I consciously prepare the small dried fish first, and then wake up the cat with the fish. After the cat has finally finished stretching twice, I can immediately pay tribute to the cat. The cat brings breakfast.

It is necessary to mention that stretching is not the first thing Li Dandan does after waking up.

The cat seemed to be awakened from a deep sleep, and when it first opened its eyes, it was still dazed and staring, and the blue eyes that were struggling to open were not as transparent as usual, and it looked like a layer of mist had been cast over the irises .

But even though he was very unconscious, Ya Huiquan, who was watching from the sidelines, could clearly see that Li Dandan didn't care about the part he had photographed, and turned his head first, looking directly at the center of the pillow, which was originally on the edge of the pillow. The paw also subconsciously retracted, as if trying to bring something into his arms.

If Ya Huiquan didn't sit up because he found a fish under the pillow, and he was no longer lying on the pillow, then according to the cat's behavior, he should be hugged by the fluffy and warm cat's paws just right.

His cat wasn't quite sober, didn't realize he had made a mistake, and woke up sleepy, ready to hug him first on all fours.

... Who can be angry about this?

Ya Huiquan's transition from being stuffy to soft-hearted took just a split second.

One second before, he wondered if he had indulged Li Dandan too much. The cat has become more and more lawless recently. The next second, he felt that there was something wrong with the cat. Doesn’t the cat just like fish? It's like Li Dandan's nest. The cat brings the rations it likes back to the nest, maybe it wants to use it as a snack for storage or something. In the cat's thinking, it's so natural.

No big deal, just a hiccup in educational communication.

"I can put a small fresh-keeping box next to the bed." Ya Huiquan waited for Li Dandan to finally stretch, and he discussed with the cat who seemed to be fully awake.

He said calmly: "The password can be set to cat's paw unlock or iris unlock, you will open the door of the study, it is not difficult for you to open a box, right? Then I asked Baili to add more Things, fish you like, snacks, canned food, whatever, but stop putting fish under the pillow, it’s not hygienic, and I don’t want to smell fish on the pillow.”

If there are other people present - for example, the staff of all parties who have recently done task docking with General Ya.

Nine times out of ten, they will be very frightened, suspecting that the soft-spoken Yahuiquan in front of them is someone else in disguise.

General Ya always speaks succinctly to the outside world. When he is not concise, he is either giving detailed instructions or scolding you.

This one has become a consensus.

Such an almost friendly proposal, patiently explaining why another behavior is inappropriate, and still "give suggestions first, then correct mistakes".

This model of Yahuiquan is almost unheard of, and it is very scary in the eyes of others.

Li Dandan received such an honor, and finally he also won the small dried fish presented by General Ya in front of him with a good voice. Out of instinct, the cat still picked up the small dried fish, but with this posture of the cat holding the fish , Li Dandan watched the man who thought the discussion was over get up, saw the man walk into the bathroom and start to wash, he blinked slowly.

It thinks: "This is not right."

Li Dandan is a cat who doesn't have too much obsession with small dried fish. Although his diet is on the verge of excess every day, he doesn't have the habit of eating late at night, let alone catch a fish for his own convenience at night. Back in the bedroom, he hid precisely under the pillow.

No one would believe this small dried fish, it was specially kept by Li Dandan for others.

One of the reasons is that Yahuiquan has been really busy recently.

One day recently, the cat suddenly discovered that the eating conditions of its people suddenly became difficult. It either often swallowed dates to deal with it, or after the fixed meal time, it was dark outside, and the night in the winter moon was full of cold air. , people have not yet arrived home.

Last night, when I finally returned home wearing stars and moons, the epaulettes and metal buckles of the coat were completely frozen by the low temperature outside. The electronic housekeeper diligently asked if I had eaten, and the cat and AI found it together—this self-proclaimed man of iron walls and iron walls My husband hasn't eaten yet.

And not only did he not eat, but he also tried to get away with it. The answer he gave at the beginning was: "Eat."

Electronic stewards debunk this lie.

Baili said embarrassingly: "But young master, I detected that your blood sugar level is lower than the normal standard, and your body functions are in a state of 'fatigue and hunger'."

Without blinking, Yahuiquan changed his answer as if nothing had happened: "Really? It might have been digested."

Baili: "..."

The electronic butler can only verbally condemn the owner who is full of nonsense. Fortunately, the cat has a physical body and has a very strong ability to act.

Ya Huiquan had just come back from the outside at that time, but it seemed that he was not ready to take a rest. After entering the house, he went straight to the study, wanting to go to the study to finish the work that had not been completely finished.

Li Dandan made a decisive decision, leaped from the back of the sofa to the person's feet, hooked the person's leg with its tail, and finally wrapped around the ankle.

If Ya Huiquan didn’t want to start a tug-of-war with the cat inexplicably at home—the “tug-of-war rope” was still the cat’s tail—he could only follow the cat.

And in the end, of course, it was the cat's victory.

General Ya was reluctant to say a harsh word to his cat, let alone how hard he tried on Li Dandan's tail, to really play tug-of-war with the cat's tail.

He was pulled away by Li Dandan.

Li Dandan hooked the man into the kitchen all the way, and Baili cooperated well with him. The little robot in the kitchen had already fetched and heated the food as soon as the cat tailed the man, and made a quick dinner with the highest efficiency.

The moment Ya Huiquan entered the kitchen, the cooking machine just made a "ding", and the robot hand brought out the steaming dinner, put it on a plate, and presented it to the person.

The cat squatted at the kitchen door like a guard, guessing that Ya Huiquan would not let the cat go until he finished eating.

Ya Huiquan had no choice but to eat his dinner at a speed as if someone was counting down a watch next to him.

"Master." Baili Zhui said behind the person who went back to the study, "Eating too fast is also a behavior that is not conducive to the health of the stomach. Your meal time today has been shortened by 70%."

"Because I'm busy, I don't have time." Ya Huiquan didn't turn his head back, he said, "It's good to eat, you can also prepare nutrition cream for me next time, it will decompose immediately when you eat it, and it won't cause stomach burden. Get up even faster."

"I don't agree with the behavior of eating nutrition cream at home." When Baili said this, a small kitchen robot shook its mechanical arm, as if it was an electronic housekeeper waving its hands, which is very humane sighed.

The person he was talking to was a cat—the person who didn't listen to the AI's advice had already entered the study, and solemnly turned off the electronic lock and put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on it.

Li Dandan said, "Meow."

Yes.

Baili controlled the robot and began to clean up the kitchen utensils. He continued: "According to the amount of young master's meals and his expected office hours in the study, by the time of bedtime tonight, his dinner may really be digested by more than 90%— —do you think we need to figure out a way to reserve a bit of supper for him in advance?"

Li Dandan said: "Meow meow."

Don't worry, don't worry, let the cat come.

The supper that the cat reserves for people is the dried salted fish that it carefully selected.

Li Dandan sometimes appears to be surprisingly smart, and its thinking is infinitely close to that of humans at certain moments, but at the same time, it can't tell what the situation is, and its brain often appears to be full of "pull".

It was as if it was a mainframe, and while it had the original system, it also installed a set of virtual systems, superimposing the virtual host on top.

This makes it think like a human for a while, and more like a cat for a while, and it will follow the nature of the cat family to treat people and things.

Hiding dried salted fish under the pillow instead of presenting it directly to people is actually a hunting instinct inherited in the feline genes.

Cats will put food in a place familiar to the feeding object, try to ensure that the other person can find the food, but do not give it directly, because in the process of "feeding", it subconsciously defaults to the person being fed to hunt Skills are not as good as their own.

General Ya almost committed an occupational disease in front of the cat, and almost "trained" the cat.

As everyone knows, his cat also suffers from a very unusual genetic disease, and he even wants to "teach him a lesson" and help him improve his special skill of "finding food".

Li Dandan chose the salted fish with a strong fishy smell, also because some memory fragments popped up in his mind recently.

It vaguely remembered that for quite a long period of time, humans seemed to use various marine fishes as their main source of food.

——So in summary, is there a better late-night snack option than "Seafood Salted Fish"?

Li Dandan felt that there was nothing left, so the cat picked the salted fish from a large pile of food and carefully buried it under the pillow of the person.

Unfortunately, the result is not as expected.

Yahuiquan didn't seem to like salted fish. He was so busy the night before that he fell asleep at the end, and he didn't even realize that there was any problem with his pillow before going to bed.

"Doesn't he like sea fish..." Li Dandan thought deeply while throwing the rejected dried fish back to the dried fish mountain.

Ya Huiquan and the cat's sorrows and joys were not connected. After washing efficiently, he hurriedly swallowed a breakfast, rubbed Li Dandan's head, put on his gloves again, and went out with his neatly dressed clothes.

"Is supper not going well?" Baili appeared on the small speaker next to Li Dandan, and the electronic housekeeper asked thoughtfully.

Li Dandan said, "Meow."

I accidentally said big words last night and gave him something he didn't like. Let me think about what he likes to eat.

...Does he not like ugly ones, but prefers to eat raw materials that look better?

Another little memory fragment popped into the cat's head, making it hesitate for a moment, and then it slipped to the nearest window to observe the snow outside.

The cat then went out.

It's amazing, even though it's icy and snowy outside, the temperature is enough to freeze a dozen small animals that haven't found an eaves to escape the cold, but for Li Dandan, its body temperature is not bad, and it seems that such coldness can't easily penetrate its dense Fur, it can even run vigorously on the snow.

About half an hour later, the cat that seemed to be inspecting the snow stopped in front of a big tree that was about to "seasonally bald".

Ya Huiquan returned home after eleven hours of intense work.

He held two more meetings that day, one online and one offline. The lottery team from Wings of Glory was about to arrive in Monte, and the meeting was scheduled for the morning of the day after tomorrow. When he entered the door, he was still thinking about business. , but found that the cat that should have come to greet him under normal circumstances was not there.

"Where is Li Dandan?" Yahuiquan called this name more and more proficiently, and he asked the ubiquitous electronic housekeeper.

Baili replied in a tone of awe or headache, "Mr. Li is in the kitchen."

Ya Huiquan could hear the subtlety of the AI's tone.

"What?" He paused.

"I suggest you go to the kitchen to have a look first, master." said the electronic housekeeper.

Yahuiquan continued to walk towards the kitchen.

However, before he actually walked to the kitchen, Baili still didn't hold back.

The electronic housekeeper said: "Mr. Li thinks that you have not eaten well recently, especially yesterday. He brought back two wild rabbits living in the public grassland today, and a bird that also lives in the public area and has no owner. There is also a snake——Mr. Li is carrying its bountiful harvest, observing various equipment in the kitchen at home."

Yahuiquan: "..."

Wait, what?What did you bring back?

Baili: "I boldly guess that Mr. Li may want to cook you a dinner."

Yahuiquan felt that his electronic housekeeper was too modest. This is not called bold guessing, but daydreaming. To be able to say something like cat cooking, even the courage of a galaxy may not be able to cover it.