It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"There can be no next time." When Ya Huiquan finally remembered that he seemed to be giving the cat such an exhortation, telling Li Dandan what was half an advice and half an order, the incident of "the cat cooks" had already passed. Almost thirty hours.

This is already the morning of the third day.

On the night when the cat was cooking, General Ya was already in a state of "slight mental exhaustion" when he got home, his mind was full of various official affairs that required him to weigh decisions. The electronic butler's flicker, "mild mental fatigue" rose straight to "moderate".And because he ate a dinner that was equivalent to a midnight snack, he was so sleepy that his eyelids twitched.On the surface, it seemed that he was forcibly dragged upstairs to sleep by the cat, but in fact, he was half pushed and half done, and his mental fatigue had reached the "severe" level.Almost as soon as the cat who ran to tidy up the kitchen came back to him, he vaguely thought about the phrase "forget it", and his drowsiness fell like a mountain, instantly burying his consciousness.

And why did Yahuiquan, who woke up after sleeping all day after the cat cooks, completely forgot to mention the matter?

A full 24 hours, isn't it enough for his brain to run through all the information the night before?

——The answer is that it is not enough.

A Yahuiquan who is on a leisurely recuperation vacation like before may be able to do it, but a Yahuiquan who has returned to work and has important work projects in front of him cannot.

Especially once any work project is placed in Monte, which pays attention to procedures and forms everywhere, the cumbersomeness of the process will inevitably increase, which is enough to grind the poor "efficiency" like Cinderella raised by a stepmother in an ancient fairy tale-seeing that the situation is getting worse day by day Days, but there is still more and more work to do.

On the second day of the cat's cooking, Ya Huiquan woke up. He hadn't figured out what happened the night before. A dozen "urgent work notifications" popped up on his personal terminal, and he was directly taken back to work. .

He got in the car to go out, and just belatedly thought: "Where did I get my breakfast... How does it look like a cat went to the kitchen and slapped on the warmer, the cat took it out?"

There are very few gaps left for him to think wildly like this.

Often, just after hesitating to think about it one second, he has to return to official duties the next second.

General Ya was busy all day again, and he didn't get home until late at night, and he rested in a hurry.

Therefore, the instruction that should have been given earlier, spanned a day and two nights, and was finally given out in the early morning of the third day.

People say "there will be no next time", but they haven't made it clear which "next time" it is. When they heard this sentence, Li Dandan was staying with Yahuiquan at their breakfast table.

In their home, people and cats have their own fixed table places.

Yahuiquan is used to sitting on a high-backed dining chair, and in front of him is the breakfast that the cat has ordered with the kitchen machine the night before.

Li Dandan has a bar chair with a seat that is almost flush with the tabletop, allowing the cat to sit on it, and can reach the tabletop of the dining table with no effort.

There is also a dinner plate in front of it, which contains fresh cooked fish with poultry egg yolk in precise proportions-a nutritious and bright hair set meal specially provided for cats.

"Meow," said the cat that had stopped eating.

It lifted its head from its own dinner plate and tilted its head towards people, the whole cat looked innocent and confused.

Ya Huiquan realized that there was a gap in his words, and he said: "You can no longer go hunting in public areas."

Although Li Dandan's hunting location is a public area, in addition to countless land allocated for private use on Montestar, there are also public landscaping, public lawns, parks and other areas distributed between private territories.

They are like separation strips that separate the land with the registered user's name, making the residents more independent from each other and enhancing the privacy of living.

But at the same time, the public area is not a "three-way" area. Gardening robots and security robots regularly patrol, repair and maintain, and some residents living nearby like to go out for a walk, and it is possible to disperse to the public area.

"It's a trivial matter if you want to pounce on something." Ya Huiquan said, "But what if someone hurts you?"

What Yahuiquan said was very eccentric.

Judging from the fact that his cat would never return home empty-handed, and brought back four trophies when he first went out, including a snake, it is estimated that the creatures in the public area should be afraid of it.

"Master." Baili, who has always been objective, said, "We really need to see the risks that kittens will face when they go out to play at will, but we can't be too biased and ignore Mr. Li's combat effectiveness."

Ya Huiquan glanced at the cat, and saw that the cat was still listening to the conversation with its head tilted.

He sat side by side with each other, and he could rub the cat's head as soon as he reached out.

"Where is the 'biased'?" The man asked unreasonably.

Baili then showed the master a report card.

It contains Li Dandan's latest body values, as well as the cat's recent jumping power, cat paw power, maximum explosive speed and other analysis data.

Ya Huiquan didn't know if it was the first time in decades that Baili had regained his interest in being an AI nanny. He felt that the real-time monitoring of Li Dandan by the other party was similar to monitoring himself back then.

He scanned the list at a glance, and suddenly realized that there was a small problem.

"...You weigh eleven catties?" Ya Huiquan put down the report card, and lifted the cat sideways.

Li Dandan relaxed in the hands very cooperatively, and did not resist the sudden lifting.

Yahuiquan gets along with the cat every day. Since Li Dandan has grown to six catties, although Li Dandan still comes to sleep on his pillow every night, the cat has not pressed any part of his body on his head for a long time. It will wrap him gently like a nightcap, and the cat's paws will hang on the side of the pillow and cling to him gently.

This caused him to lack a little intuitive feeling about the cat's weight gain.

Why did his cat break through the double-digit mark without knowing it, and even directly rose to eleven catties?

The last time he paid attention to the cat's weight, wasn't the cat still only at the stage of breaking "eight".

For a while, Yahuiquan didn't care about other things for the time being. He frowned and stroked Li Dandan from head to toe twice, and picked up the cat with his hands repeatedly, feeling the weight several times.

Li Dandan didn't complain about being tossed and fiddled with like this. The cat seemed to sense a little tension caused by people's concern, and it raised one of its front paws to comfort and pat the back of Yahuiquan's hand.

The speed of weight gain seems to have become faster. Li Dandan is already a "little giant cat" far surpassing cats of the same age. However, judging from its ability to run, jump, go out to hunt, and become more vigorous, it is not only still very Healthy, even so healthy that it seems a little abnormal.

"Mr. Li really needs to reduce hunting in public areas." Baili said fairly, "but not because he is worried that Mr. Li will be harmed by others, but because of Mr. Li's combat power, it may not take a winter to clear the public areas." other wild small animals in the house, and then let animal protection and environmentalists collectively surround the mansion and protest you fiercely-you know that since you publicly married the cat, some extreme bird lovers think that you have also embarked on Will the 'cat slave''s point of no return sooner or later directly or indirectly contribute to the destruction of the ecological balance?"

"..." Yahuiquan, who was still concerned about the cat's weight, was speechless. Regarding the first half of Baili's words, he could somewhat agree with him, realizing that he might indeed be too partial.

But for the second half of this passage, he sneered, thinking that all extremists deserve only one response-"Get out".

He was holding one of Li Dandan's front paws in his palm. Compared with when we first met, Li Dandan's paws seemed to be thicker and stronger. The paw pads were held in his hands, and now they looked like an inflated version of a stress ball, which made people feel uncomfortable. Once you touch it, it's hard not to pinch it twice.

Li Dandan went out to hunt only instinctively.

At that time, it somehow felt that it must be better if it could be brought back from the outside. However, in the past two days, after I personally went out to check the food reserves of the whole family and read people's previous recipes, it was very strange. It seems that the wild consciousness can be restrained.

Once it realizes which things are more suitable for humans to eat, the two systems in its head are always competing for sovereignty, and there is a tendency for the "human system" to be slightly better than the "cat system".

The cat sincerely reflected on the troubles it might bring to people. It is a blind and confident cat, not a cat that wants to take care of people but has counterproductive care.

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time, I won't go." Li Dandan promised.

However, it sounds like a series of meows mixed with small purrs.

The breakfast time of Yahuiquan is very limited, and you have to go out in 15 minutes.

After Li Dandan and the others finished pinching their own paw pads, it patted Yahuiquan's hand, and by the way pushed that hand to the side of the dinner plate. With the dexterity that a cat's claw should not have, he stuffed the handle of the fork into the human hand.

If Ya Huiquan had observed carefully, he should have noticed that not only his weight, but also his cat's recent behavior seemed to be getting closer and closer to a person.

However, furry is the best weapon for visual deception.

Not to mention that when people look at their own small animals, they all have their own filters.

No matter how smart the small domestic animals are, no matter how they think like humans, according to incomplete statistics, more than [-]% of the shit-shoveling officers will only think that this is "my baby is very smart" or "my baby is very spiritual."

without thinking of going anywhere else.

Admiral Yashang is wise and powerful in other places, but he is not exempt from this point.

Urged by the cat to finish his breakfast, he left the house thinking about the cat's weight.

This day was the day for the bilateral meeting. He maintained a rigorous attitude when reviewing his own team and the subsequent meeting work, temporarily removing private and family matters from his mind.

Who knows, after the formulaic docking language is finished, the process of the meeting for the public is about the same, and then when it enters the "free and friendly exchange" link that is extremely embarrassing for both parties, the top person in charge of Shining Wings and the special forces agent The captain came and went, and almost finished all the polite words that could be said-General Ya had to try his best to restrain himself during the period, so as to avoid the "polite" that he was not familiar with the business from having a negative effect. The scene can be said to be embarrassing and mixed with tight.

Usansa, who hadn’t met Yahuiquan face-to-face for a while, pondered for a few seconds, remembering the suggestion given by her sister Usanna that “using the cat as an entry point can significantly increase the friendliness index”, she paused, and decided to try For this insurance topic, ask politely: "How is your partner recently?"

Yahuiquan: "...very good, thank you for your concern."

The "free and friendly communication" link, which should be used to connect feelings, went astray. Under the watchful eyes of the representative teams on both sides, the two commanders suddenly talked about the topic of raising cats.

Friendly indeed, and free indeed.