It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Yahuiquan was absent-minded throughout the latter part of the meeting, but he didn't show it on the face. He was caught off guard and pulled into the memory, and had a face-to-face meeting with everything before and after the "goodbye" in the memory, and replied After Usansa's "understandable", he hardly spoke again.

His reticence also caused a little misunderstanding for the Leo lady.

During the silence at Yahuiquan, Wu Shansha secretly speculated about the conversation between the two, and couldn't help wondering if she was being too frank.

To a future long-term cooperative commander of a special forces bluntly saying "choose one of the two" and wanting the other "one", this sentence can be changed into a more vicious form, and it can be roughly equivalent to directly speaking in front of the person. Ask the other person: "Why wasn't you the one who died at that time?"

And Usansa just missed the captain, she was used to speaking directly, and it took a while for the words that seemed to lead to ambiguity to be released before she realized that there was a problem with it.

Frankly speaking, if we can put aside the confrontation of camps and erase the "hostile" label on Ya Huiquan, the members of the special forces will also be willing to admit that this Covenant commander is indeed an extraordinary talent, a talent.

Especially their boss—Wo Xiu never concealed his interest in and appreciation for Yahuiquan, and would objectively evaluate the ability of his old enemy.

"If you can't be objective about the enemy's ability, if you lose, you will think that the opponent is lucky; It boils down to a problem of performance, and it’s only pleasurable to belittle the other party’s ability to nothing—then I advise people who have this kind of thinking to come to me as soon as possible and file a report to apply for going home.” Wo Xiu openly said in the plenary meeting When he said these words, he was lazily leaning on the back of his chair, and he was very disorganized in the meeting, not as serious as other commanders.

But with such a shape, his back straightened up in a kind of stingy relaxation, but no one dared to underestimate his words.

"Submit the application early by yourself, so as not to have to be picked out by me and kicked out of the team. How ugly." Wo Xiu said, "Belittle your enemy too much, and fail to objectively evaluate the other party's talent. You are belittling yourself. Telling people 'I've been playing even at this level and I'm a piece of crap'."

Wo Xiu's words had an effect. Afterwards, no matter how dark the fight between the Special Forces and the Wings of Glory was, whether the two sides played against each other in the public channels or not, all kinds of "extraterritorial characteristics" foul language appeared endlessly.

At least, no one will easily underestimate their opponents in terms of ability.

Wo Xiu probably couldn't have imagined that Yahuiquan would say the same thing when he held the internal meeting of Wings of Glory after a long time passed.

Without the "enemy" label hanging above their heads, Shining Wings turned into a future cooperative team of special forces. Acting captain Usansa was briefly distracted. After thinking about it for a while, they are still unwilling to take away each other's names. The old subordinates still subconsciously acquiesced in their hearts that the commander-in-chief was the captain of the opponent.

She came back to her senses and found that Yahuiquan next to her hadn't left, and she didn't speak.

For some reason, the Star Alliance general seemed to be caught in some kind of thinking, and stood aside with a calm expression.

Usansa wanted to ease the atmosphere of the conversation just now, and try not to deviate from the theme of today's "friendly communication". A robot waiter happened to pass by. She raised her hand and called over, and took two wine glasses from the waiter's tray. Give Yahuiquan a cup, and use this small gesture to tactfully pull General Ya's thoughts back to Piaoyuan.

"By the way." Usansa said when Yahuiquan cast her gaze on herself, "I heard from Usanna that you were not very sure about the breed of the other half, and asked her to help you look at the coat color—— Photos? Usanna said that she didn't see the whole picture last time, if there are photos, I can help to take a look."

Ms. Lion didn't hesitate when she wanted to find a soothing topic, and she decisively turned the topic to cats.

This line of thinking is obviously correct. When Ya Huiquan first set his eyes on her, his expression was cold. With a certain female intuition, she also felt that Ya Huiquan seemed to be indescribably depressed for a moment.

But when she mentioned cats, it was like a "safety password" that could put out a fire or calm down with one click.

Yahuiquan's froze brows moved, and the tight lip line and the corners of his eyes began to slow down.

"No." But the man replied.

This is the truth.

Although with the technical support of modern technology, people can not only take still photos and dynamic videos, but also directly record highly simulated stereoscopic projections, basically everyone will create their own personal photo album.

But Yahuiquan has always lived a very "detached from ordinary people" in this regard.

He does not have a single photo taken by himself. All the photos and videos of him appearing in the camera are either from Baili, the electronic housekeeper, or from the official conferences and activities held by various colleges or military commissions during his schooling and enlistment. Recorded photo video.

Ya Huiquan couldn't even take a picture of himself, let alone a cat.

If it hadn't been for Usansa's mention of it today, he might not have realized that he didn't have a single photo of his cat in his personal terminal.

All the video data of cats are in Baili, and Baili has a huge database, which is full of data treasures collected by artificial intelligence. "It was actively transmitted to him.

This matter has a long history, which can be traced back to Yahuiquan's boyhood.

At that time, Young Master Ya, who had been studying in Hengguang College for several years, was in his teens. He had no parents in the conventional sense, but he would inevitably go through the period of juvenile rebellion. "The unlucky ghost is Baili.

Baili used to be an AI who was keen to actively share data with the young master. He would send all the photos and videos he took and recorded to Yahuiquan for viewing. Precious childhood memories.

As a result, unfortunately, Young Master Ya, who was in the rebellious period, suddenly felt one day that his "black history" should not be kept in the artificial intelligence database for a long time. Like the weaker version of him, their most worthy ending is never to be seen or mentioned again.

That day was a day of heavy losses for artificial intelligence.

When Baili urgently recovered his authority, half of the country in his treasury had already fallen apart in the hands of the master!The artificial intelligence worked hard in the background to rescue, at least it saved the data in sevens and eighty-eight, and then for half a semester, it didn't write a single word of greeting letter to the closed residential students.

The cold war between artificial intelligence and human beings has been a quarter.

Yahuiquan still remembers that he was angry and sad at that time, and he was still unwilling to show that sadness, so he put on a cold face that the whole world owed him [-] million, and went to class, get out of class, and training coldly every day.

During that time, he went to the library of the college to do his homework, and if he sat at a desk, all the people next to him would be gone within 10 minutes.

Because the average person would never think that he is angry with AI. His air-conditioning looks unclear to others, and it is easy for others to substitute himself. They thought that this genius was so proud of himself at a young age, so he began to learn not to give good face. Out of the corner of my eye!

"Isn't it me who is the master, and artificial intelligence should serve people unconditionally?" The young man Ya Huiquan thought coldly with an offended person, and he didn't care about his interpersonal relationship.

He was only upset about Baili.

He had made up his mind at that time, thinking that an AI could be so capricious, and he was too lazy to deal with this artificial intelligence with too much autonomy and too many ideas of its own.

As a result, that little ambition persisted until the semester holiday, and half an hour before Master Ya arrived home, it disappeared again.

On the way home, he wondered again, uncertainly: "Will I still have 'Welcome Home' when I walked in the door today?"

Fortunately, there are.

Baili told Yahuiquan that he was welcome to go home. The artificial intelligence also took the initiative to apologize for the Cold War and asked the young master what he wanted to eat tonight.

They reconciled easily, and Yahuiquan lasted until the early morning of the second day of the holiday. He awkwardly told Baili that he would never touch the artificial intelligence's private treasure house casually again, and Baili could stay whatever he wanted. Just keep whatever you want, and he won't regard the other party's database as a place where he can completely mess around.

Baili also took a step back on this matter. The artificial intelligence deeply reflected on their differences on "Treasured Memories". He also read a dozen youth education encyclopedias and was inspired. From then on, he also promised not to desperately grasp People look at each other's "black history" when they were young, and they will no longer force teenagers who have not yet left the "rebellious period" to agree with AI, and recognize that childhood memories are very interesting.

Of course, the smart artificial intelligence did not say the words "rebellious period" and "teenager education encyclopedia" to people.

Since then, Yahuiquan has maintained a tacit understanding with Baili. He no longer interferes with Baili's photo album and the establishment of his own database. Unless he asks for it, Baili will not share his collection of photo albums with him.

——This caused General Ya to talk about marrying the cat, and the relationship with the cat seemed to be very good, but he didn't have a "lover" photo at hand.

The marriage immediately seemed plastic.

Yahuiquan didn't even know about it. During this period, he had an awkward relationship with artificial intelligence, and finally struggled with the whole process of reconciliation. Another person was willing to share information with Baili, and he was sincere to all Baili's album records. I am very interested in it, and I am about to finish watching all the "cat friends" who are regarded as cross-ethnic best friends by the electronic housekeeper.

Hearing that Yahuiquan said that she didn't have a picture of a cat, Usansa just paused, a bit of surprise appeared on Ms. Lion's face, and a similar beautiful face suddenly poked her head from behind Usansa—it was to dismiss Usanna who finished her mission.

She finally had time to stroll over, and was surprised when she heard the conversation between her sister and Ya Huiquan. She raised her eyebrows exaggeratedly: "Not one? No, General Ya, I also said that this time I can take a look at the cat." The cat is facing the face, let's see what the little guy looks like."

Yahuiquan was also commented by the "lion girl" who has a more lively personality: "You are so strange that you have no interest in life. Cats are so cute, how can you resist taking a picture?"

Usansa felt that it was inappropriate for her younger sister to call her other half "Cats and Cats", so she gave her sister a slap behind her back quietly.

In front of him, Ya Huiquan had already lowered his face again, and he replied coldly: "Because I don't like to share private affairs, and my cat is not a display for people to visit at will."

If Caiya Huiquan was still full of complicated emotions just now, the ecological cabin pulled him into that complicated and difficult memory, and the photo albums behind also reminded him of the past to some extent.

At this moment, excited by someone like Usanna who likes to dance, he quickly tidied himself up, and he was already in good order from the inside to the outside. Even if the absence of a photo was really just an accident, he had forgotten about it himself, and It does not affect his verbal performance, and he can output firepower at any time.

"It's about time, and it's time for the commander to return to his team." General Ya, who had regained his invincible state, nodded politely at Usansa. When he said this, he was indeed stepping on the last 5 minutes of the Freedom and Friendship Exchange Meeting.

Usanna was unwilling to be lonely after being slapped by her sister. She faced her sister's stare, spoke at a rapid pace, and insisted on sending out her emotions: "Hey, I think only people like our boss would feel that You're funny."

Yahuiquan: "..."

The person who was already turning around paused, and his steps stopped almost abruptly, as if he heard a key word, and subconsciously wanted to stay for a while.

This move is actually quite subtle.

But coincidentally, at the moment when Usanna's voice fell, it was not known which ghost planned the idea, the audience's broadcast suddenly rang, and a tune that could kill the entire audience began to play.

Whether it was the Lion Sisters who were closest to General Ya, or other people who were farther away from him, the audience's attention was attracted by the broadcast, and there were not a few people who stopped their original actions as quickly as Ya Huiquan.

"This is... Suona?" Wu Shansha hesitated.

Her sister was even more confused: "What's wrong? Whose planning team would think of playing suona on such an occasion?"

"..." Even if Admiral Ya had any thoughts before, he lost his thoughts in an instant under the impact of suona, forgetting what he wanted to say.

Suona indiscriminately launched a mental attack on everyone in the audience. In the already noisy tune, what was even more frightening was that everyone could still vaguely distinguish that there was an announcer on the radio who was screaming at the top of his lungs.

The unlucky announcer didn't know if he offended a colleague recently, or lost a bet with whom he "won" the job. He raised his voice with great difficulty, and was forced to become a man who used human vocal cords to fight against suona The warrior, while comparing the door tune with the suona, shouted the broadcast script written earlier with a voice that was almost like a roar.

The sound of suona made his broadcast look more like howling ghosts and wolves. He introduced it to the bewildered people in the venue-this is because suona is not only a precious cultural relic, but also a symbol of peace and friendship. !It is a gift that has witnessed the friendship between the two parties!It was transferred back to the cultural database of the Star Alliance only through the combined hands of the outside world!so!On the occasion of this historic meeting today!The organizers decided!Use this very representative suona song to draw the end of the meeting!

All members of Glorious Wings who had experienced the "command ship broadcasting hell" with General Ya and suffered the painful baptism of the magic sound: "..."

are you farting? !

All the members of the extra-territorial alliance present also kept silent, and their expressions were indescribable: "..."

"It's too miserable, this announcer." Ursanna said sympathetically.

This remark won the approval of my sister—and Yahuiquan, who was next to me and could barely hear people's words clearly at a short distance.

"However, this person mentioned that this song was extracted from the music library of the ancient earth period, and it was repaired by our foreign cooperation." Usanna heard this, her face showed confusion, and she turned her head to look away from herself in a strange way. The nearest Covenant member said, "General Ya, are all the cultural specialists at the Covenant Academy of Arts so lax? Are there any mistakes in the official manuscripts read in public?"

Yahuiquan didn't know anything about Literary and Research Institutes at all, and he didn't know where the manuscript went wrong,

Several invitation letters sent to him by the Academy of Arts and Sciences recently were still lying in his personal terminal, and he kept them in the "unread" status.

He's been too busy recently, he doesn't even bother to take apart this kind of information.

But of course the face-saving Admiral Ya will not say so, he just gave Usanna a very enigmatic look.

"Only the score of this piece comes from historical documents." Wu Shansha seemed to know a lot about suona, she shook her head with her sister, "This kind of piece with a history of thousands of years, even if it is united outside the territory, there is no The ready-made music library allows people to extract information, and they can only piece together documents and records, and then put together a score."

Yahuiquan listened silently, but he still had a calm expression of "Anyway, you can't tell if I understand or not".

Unexpectedly, Usanna's next sentence suddenly came up with a stroke of genius: "For example, the one we heard now - it was played by the boss, it's unexpected, hahaha!"

Yahuiquan: "..."

"Shen Jing" trembled violently, almost being overturned.

I really didn't expect... Who would have thought of this? !

General Ya looked at Usanna blankly with a face pretending to be indifferent, and listened to this very dancing "lion girl" pouring beans, and then in the suona that was said to be played by Wo Xiu himself, he gave him a popular science "Wo Xiu Little-known magic skills."

Usansa once looked like she wanted to stop her sister, but in the end, she shook her head very slightly and smiled, but she still didn't stop her.

"It's a good thing that these things are often talked about." Usansa said, "If a person can't be mentioned because he left, from then on, this taboo, that taboo, slowly, the enemy doesn't care about him who has left, Friends are also forgetting him, and he has become less fresh in everyone's heart since then, and he really disappeared completely, leaving no trace."

Yahuiquan listened to the news with his left ear, and listened to the whispered emotion with his right ear.

When this long day finally passed, he was wrapped in the cold again, and went home in the night.

Baili suddenly felt that his young master was acting strange that night.

Because according to the past, at this point in the middle of the night, people who return late should be physically and mentally exhausted. They are in a day where they listen to too many people talking and see too many people. At night, they just want to be alone. Even the decibels of artificial intelligence If it exceeds 25, you will frown deeply, threatening the state that the electronic housekeeper will mute the volume if the volume is lowered.

But it was very strange. Yahuiquan seemed to think that he had not been disturbed enough this day. When he sat down on the sofa, Baili was reporting to him some trivial things that happened at home, when he suddenly said: "Bailey inside."

"Yes, master." The electronic butler immediately lowered his voice, and the AI ​​asked intelligently, "Is my volume still too loud for you, and I need to lower it by two decibels, or do you need a little complete silence space, can we save the conversation for later?"

But Ya Huiquan answered irrelevantly: "Do you still have the music from last time in your database?"

That question puzzled the artificial intelligence for a while.

Because "last time" is really a very general search interval.

"I'm sorry, Master." Baili said, "Can you please add your search criteria? For example, what day does 'last time' refer to, or what type of music is it?"

Electronic butler thinks this is a very simple problem.

But people seem to be a little embarrassed, as if it is not easy to speak out.

Li Dandan also went to welcome people home tonight as usual. The cat, which was quieter than usual, was sitting next to people, with only its front paws resting on people's thighs. The whole cat seemed to be thinking about cat life.

Ya Huiquan didn't notice that something was wrong with the cat, he just looked down at the cat, then suddenly had an idea and picked it up.

"Music that cats like to listen to." The man said firmly.

Baili paused for a moment: "Are you sure? Master, at this time in the middle of the night?"

"determine."

The electronic butler was full of incomprehension, but still respected the master's choice, and played a surprisingly sound...suona in the mansion late at night.

Li Dandan: "..."