It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

A few months ago, a certain young master asked his electronic housekeeper if he thought their house occupied a considerable area and was separated by double-digit kilometers from the nearest neighbor. Playing the terribly noisy vaguely does not constitute a nuisance to the people—especially the electronic housekeeper does not regard the master as a human being, and the master is not included in the scope of "people", so I don't think it will bother him at all.

When the young master questioned him at the beginning, he was very shameless, almost with murderous intent on his face.

The artificial intelligence remembered him with the "I'm getting up" sign on his forehead, and so did the cat who witnessed him descending the stairs in a murderous manner.

But it seems that he himself, who openly asked AI to play suona late at night, probably doesn't remember.

Even if you remember, you have to pretend you don't remember.

Yahuiquan asked to listen to a suona and to blame the cat, relying on Li Dandan to achieve the goal. His cat was thinking about the cat's life, and there were many thoughts in his mind that surpassed ordinary cats. When he interrupted him, his thinking Forcibly interrupted, the cat had no choice but to flick its tail in silence—and put its tail on the man's forearm again.

Unlike canines, feline tail wagging is usually not a gesture of affection.

If a cat's tail is drooping and wagging, and its eyes are fixed on another creature without blinking, it's not a sign of "I want to play with you" at all, it means that the cat is in a bad mood at the moment .

The longer the tail swings, the longer the pupils stare at the other party, the stronger the threat and provocation the cat feels from the other party, and the whole cat's mood is getting worse, and it may be ready to attack the target at any time. Up and down.

However, since Li Dandan came to this house, the highest level of "unhappiness" he has shown is just like before, he will flick his tail silently, and quickly deal with the momentary helplessness by himself Okay, then wrap or hang the long tail that has been relaxed again on the person, and let the person hold a long plush toy, either rubbing it, or pulling the tail unconsciously.

Yahuiquan listened to the music that Wo Xiu himself played again with a feeling of appreciation, and still felt that either his music appreciation level was really not good, he was born lacking in the so-called musical talent, or it was an instrument like the suona , it is really at odds with the sensibility of growing in the soil of the Covenant.

The local music of the Star Alliance pays more attention to the rhythm and regularity, and has a "sense of system" that is very characteristic of the Star Alliance.

Suona is very free, making it difficult for people who are used to regular scale changes to predict the key of its next sentence.

Yahuiquan can't judge whether the music is good or bad, and can only derive a little experience from the audience through the performers themselves.

"Still noisy," he thought, "just like me."

What he didn't realize was that he also made the comment of "very noisy", this time he was in a calmer mood than ever before, and his mood was stable from the time the music started to the end of the playback.

He also thought: "Where did he have so much time to learn these weird things? Is it because there are too few routine training tasks for the foreign joint army, or too few homework assignments in the military academy, which makes people idle like this... He is completely Are you not busy?"

In Yahuiquan's memory, there are quite a lot of Woxiu's.

When Wo Xiu asked Yahuiquan what he would do if there was no war, the man stole the answer from Admiral Ya, but kept his own thoughts, as if it were a hypothetical question. The answer is also worthy of the other party's stinginess.

Yahuiquan didn't know what the real answer Wo Xiu would give, but in his personal opinion, if there was no war, this person would have a choice other than being "the new generation of talkative and fallacious king". It is estimated that he can make a fortune by publishing unreasonable ideas and publishing lecture videos, and the other party may be able to become an engineer specializing in engineering—or more peacefully, become an Internet celebrity life craftsman.

Woxiu's manual skills are very remarkable, ranging from equipment modification of weapon mechs, to building an efficient, portable and easy-to-storage barbecue grill, to more life-oriented traditional handicraft cooking techniques, and outdoor survival Temporary base construction during the period and so on.

Anyway, in any place that pays more attention to manual operation and requires higher hands-on ability, this person seems to have worked a hundred jobs before joining the army, and all of them are in the technical direction. The business coverage is different, and he can tinker with everything.

The results were beyond Yahuiquan's expectations, and they were all pretty good.

Because of this, Ya Huiquan remembered that Wo Xiu once again boasted in front of him, the main idea was still "Fortunately you met me, otherwise you will be in big trouble", but the specific direction of boasting changed again, It's no longer bragging about your good personality, but bragging about your good hands-on ability.

"A must-have for home travel, fighting, life and adventure" - this person has put such a great label on himself without shame. Yahuiquan handed it over.

That's the new grill menu from the "must have for life's adventures."

There was also a hand-made pot in front of them, in which there were seaweed and no matter what it was in life, after Woxiu had processed it in advance, Yahuiquan could no longer see the original fish meat.

The fish soup in the pot has gradually turned white, and occasionally there will be two bubbling bubbles, and Ya Huiquan feels that Wo Xiu is very scheming.

Is it possible to boast while trying to make him "eating people with a soft mouth and short hands"?What dream?

"..." Yahuiquan took the skewers and ate them silently without saying anything.

"This person is poisonous." He thought very firmly at the time.

And "poisonous" plus Yahuiquan's "sick" label that Yahuiquan has always put on Woxiu's head, Woxiu is reasonably suspected by Yahuiquan that he has a new type of brain virus that can interfere with other people's brain waves, so he will be hijacked remotely Twisted his mind and made him do things that ran counter to his ideas inexplicably.

"Master." Baili's voice was like the first drop of water falling on a glass window in a rainy night. One has to wake up and realize they exist.

"Huh?" Yahuiquan finally heard Baili calling him, and he responded casually.

"If you feel a little tired, I suggest you go upstairs to wash and go back to your room to rest as soon as possible," Baili said.

It was only then that Yahuiquan realized that the loud music in the living room had stopped for a long time, and the room had already regained its tranquility at night.

Except for this small private living room, the lighting in other areas of the house has automatically entered the energy-saving state at night, and most of the house is quiet and dark, as quiet as the night outside.

It was almost one o'clock in the morning.

"I see." Ya Huiquan didn't refute the electronic steward's words, as if the "virus" brought down from his memory was still effective.

Baili said again: “Okay, I think Mr. Li would be happy to go and prepare the bathroom for you in person, but can you consider letting it go first?”

The second thing Ya Huiquan finally noticed was that he had been hugging his cat for a long time without knowing it, and he was still plucking its hair for nothing.

From the start of playing the suona to the thought flying to the horizon, he went directly to a long-time god, how long he sat on the sofa in the small living room, how long Li Dandan stayed in his hands, and was unconsciously squeezed by him how long.

When Ya Huiquan let go of his hand, he found that the fur on the tip of the cat's tail was suspected to be collapsed by him, which made him a little worried immediately, afraid that Li Dandan, as a "teenage cat", hadn't lost much hair yet He will first be artificially bald by him, turning into a juvenile bald cat, which will cause an irreparable blow to the cat's life.

"Why don't you know how to protest?" Yahuiquan stroked the hair in the opposite direction urgently.

Li Dandan doesn't have to face the crisis of alopecia areata after being petted for a long time. Its hair is also different from ordinary cats, and it is thicker than ordinary house cats.

Experienced the very rare "reversed hair smoothing". Although it felt a little weird, but people were kind, and it didn't stop it. It just put its two front paws on the back of the human hand, giving Ya Huiquan expressed his pat with confidence.

"It's nothing." Li Dandan said.

When someone took the hand away, it shook its fur by itself, flicked itself from the tip of the ear to the tip of the tail, and it became another fluffy with stretched hair.

"Look, it's done." Li Dandan said again.

Yahuiquan's understanding of meow language is not as good as Baili's. When the cat tries to talk to him, there are often information mismatches between humans and cats.

But in today's meeting, he interpreted the cat's language correctly, and accurately heard the cat's comfort and comfort.

He lowered his head and looked at the cat, his eyes just fell into Li Dandan's blue eyes.

Yahuiquan had a very short pause.

Then Li Dandan saw that the person suddenly raised his hand, and pointed his fingertips towards its eyes.

No matter what kind of creature it is, when there is a foreign object approaching the eyes, as long as the distance and time are sufficient, the first reaction is to turn away.

Li Dandan didn't avoid it.

The cat has given people enough trust, and only when the fingertips touched the fluff around its eyes, it closed that eye for a conditioned reflex, and opened the other to watch people quietly.

It's even a bit like a cat doing a little wink on a person.

Ya Huiquan touched the cat's equally warm eyes, and his fingers stopped at the end of the cat's eyes for a few seconds.

"Your eyes are very similar." Ya Huiquan said, "The color of your iris seems to have become a little lighter when you grow up, and it still looks different when you were young."

Li Dandan didn't speak this time.

The cat tilted its head slightly.

Ya Huiquan's hand moved away from the cat's eyes, moved down, and tapped Li Dandan's nose again.

"Music aesthetics are also similar." Ya Huiquan said again.

It was still a few months ago, in the same small living room, after the very noisy music was played, the angry person who got up and said similar emotions to his cat.

Li Dandan could distinguish the tone change when the person said the same sentence twice.

When Ya Huiquan said that last time, he sounded more helpless, and there was more surprise in his expression, because the novelty of "a cat can listen to suona" is both ridiculous and ridiculous.

This time, that sentence sounded more like a mixed emotion.

Mao Minrui thinks that people's emotions don't seem to be good, but they can't be regarded as bad in the conventional sense.

It continued to quietly look at the man's face, and saw that the man's eyebrows were stretched, his eyes drooped again, and the corners of his mouth were not tight, but he didn't look like he wanted to laugh either.

Why this emoji?

The so-called "experience life", if you think about it with your tail, you should know that you want to experience the good side of life, the more interesting and colorful side, right?

Show me this expression, aren't you afraid that I will have a heart attack when I come back to raid the post?What should I do if I have a heart attack and send me away where I am?

The thoughts seemed to pop into the cat's mind suddenly, but they came in so smoothly, without any lag, as if they were supposed to.

For a moment, the totally human mind takes over.

He opened his eyes, and saw a caring person through perfectly consistent blue eyes, and even a quick glance left an impression of "difficulty reassuring".

"……are you uncomfortable?"

Yahuiquan's voice fell into Li Dandan's ears, the cat blinked, and the shape of the pupils changed briefly.

From Ya Huiquan's point of view, his cat just met his eyes for a moment, and then suddenly shook its head.

The cat seems to have encountered a sudden incident, which made the cat uncomfortable.

The movement of shaking his head happened to make Ya Huiquan miss the change of the cat's pupils. He didn't notice this, but carefully covered the cat's head with his hand, touched the cat from the top of the head to the back of the head, and then went around to scratch it. jaw.

After such a delay, it was indeed very late. Yahuiquan was relieved after confirming that there was nothing wrong with the cat. He glanced at the time and got up from the sofa: "Let's go upstairs."

Li Dandan followed the person up and jumped off the sofa, relying on its ability to move on four legs, went upstairs first, and helped the person arrange the bathroom that should have been arranged long ago.

The cat can't tell what's wrong with him just now, the feeling of temporary expansion and replacement of thinking is very sudden, even if the feeling has disappeared for a while, it still seems to have an aftertaste, making it more worried about people than before Some, I always want to take more care of this person.

Ya Huiquan didn't understand Li Dandan's intentions, and he didn't know that he was facing a stronger desire to take care than before.

Seeing the figure of the cat disappearing in front of him in the blink of an eye, Ya Huiquan stopped when he was about to move forward.

"Baili." He said, "Did Li Dandan speed up?"

"Yes." The electronic steward said affirmatively, "Considering that Mr. Li's speed was not slow when he was still young, now that he has grown up a little and the four forces are stronger, I think it is a good idea to double the speed. kind of normal."

Yahuiquan was persuaded by the electronic housekeeper, and he didn't think about it any more, and continued to climb the steps upstairs after saying "hmm".

When people arrive at the door of their bathroom, Li Dandan, who is thoughtful, has not only adjusted the room temperature and water temperature, but also preheated the electric towel rack, and is drying the towels and bathrobes hanging on it, so that people can come out of the bath later. Clothes are dry and warm within reach of towels.

When Ya Huiquan walked into the bathroom, the cat just jumped off the dark gray washstand, and it seemed that it was going to pass by people and go out of the bathroom.

Ya Huiquan looked down at the cat: "Aren't you going to be a security guard in the bathroom today?"

This is a serious question like a joke.

Because according to Ya Huiquan's experience, when he is alone in the bathroom, at least seven or eight times out of ten times, the cat will open the door without anyone noticing, sneak in, and even if no one is recruiting, he will insist on it. Like a bathroom security officer on duty, he squatted on the countertop of the sink, keeping a certain distance and guarding until people finished washing, turned off the water, and then went out again.

"Meow." Li Dandan replied very seriously.

It had never hesitated before, and felt that this matter should be taken for granted.

How can there be cats in this world who don't worry about people taking a bath, and how can cats not resist checking people's safety when they hear the sound of water?

However, today is very inexplicable. It seems that because of the change of thinking before, its aftertaste effect has been exerted in all aspects, making the cat feel that this matter cannot be done today, and it cannot do this. It seems that the cat should be alone. Bath space.

"I'll go outside to guard." Li Dandan added a new care plan with great earnestness. It swept the person's calf with its tail, not very relieved, "Be careful yourself, call me if you need something."

Yahuiquan's ability to interpret this kind of more complicated meow language has plummeted again, and the meaning he understands is completely different from Li Dandan's real intention.

The man put the cat back on the table with his backhand.

"You're coquettish and flirtatious, aren't you just waiting for me to keep you?" Ya Huiquan said.

He locked the bathroom door smoothly, wondering how cats have learned to play hard to get these days, and walked to the shower room.

Li Dandan: "..."