It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

After looking back and forth between the locked door and the shower room where the sound of water was gradually rising, at the end of that night, the cat, whose good intentions were misunderstood, still did not unlock the lock by itself and insisted on getting out of the bathroom.

Because it is in an intuition for no reason, and has a premonition that if it insists on going out at that time, it will not give face to those who think it wants to stay, then follow the gentleman who is good at face and thinks a lot every day The other party was embarrassed for a while, and even became a little angry, and it was a trivial matter to be awkward with him for a night or two after he came out.

The scarier thing about that person is that he often thinks suddenly in unexpected places, and he is especially good at taking the initiative to distance himself. Under his calm and calm face at first glance, he actually has a rich heart.

Li Dandan can almost deduce the logic of Yahuiquan - people take the initiative to keep the cat, but the cat doesn't give face, and then people realize that they seem to have made a mistake in interpreting the behavior of the cat, and they still haven't correctly understood the cat's intention for a while. He only sees that the cat will go away after he "retains", to a person, it is equivalent to seeing his cat suddenly become a little cold that day.

Usually, people are not allowed to enter, but cats insist on opening the lock to enter. Today, people keep cats and lock them automatically, but the cat unlocks them instead. What does this mean?

After the "safety officer" just got used to it's fixed-point work and acquiesced that there is a fixed position for it in this space, it actually wants to abandon the stall again?Does this mean that there has been a problem with the relationship between humans and cats recently... It feels that this boss is not worth it?

Ya Huiquan wouldn't say it out loud, but there are really so many inner dramas.

Li Dandan is very convinced.

Then, referring to the character of the person, the cat dares to bet his rations for the next year. Once this well-known "professional householder who refuses people for thousands of miles" suspects that others are quietly becoming indifferent-even if it is only a slight sign, it is very likely It was completely conjecture by the other party, "coldness" and "not worth it" were all wild guesses of this gentleman.

But as soon as this little idea arises, Yahuiquan is originally someone who ran towards him for [-] kilometers. He even saw the direction of others running, and he would think carefully and verify repeatedly. In the end, it took a long time to confirm the person. It was really coming towards him, and then with the micro-scale unit of high-precision orbital error calibration, he finally responded cautiously to the person who took a step forward.

Let him notice that other people's enthusiasm seems to be fading, and it's basically over.

It is difficult for him to take the initiative to take a step forward, because he is suspicious, deliberate and calculates, and it is difficult to move forward.

It will be different for him going forward, his backward speed is according to the standard of high-mobility light and fast vehicles!

Once he felt that the person across from him might have changed his mind, this gentleman felt very conscious, and hurried away in the mecha overnight!

Without paying attention, he can retreat to a galaxy without looking back, and then abide by the farthest social distance standard, ensuring that he will not "cross the line" one step further, and the efficiency is so high that it is jaw-dropping.

Li Dandan herself couldn't explain why it was so clear about this, as if it had carefully considered all the details of Yahuiquan's dealings in the mysterious area of ​​emotion.

When it clearly remembered these things, the emotions in its heart were extremely complicated, mixed with a bit of regret, and a bit of indescribable happiness.

It's as if... This is a test site that it has carefully prepared and carefully reviewed.

However, it is a pity that it has passed everything in the big exam it faced, but it has missed this part that it also prepared for, and it is always regrettable that the materials that have not been used are not useful.

But who knows that by mistake, it seems to have returned to the examination room now, and found that this part of the content will be tested in the new round of examinations!

Just having said that, why does a cat need to face such a complicated test?

Could it be that cats are so smart that they will eventually be sent to school so as not to delay their success?

Li Dandan's thinking went astray for a moment, and he suddenly slipped from seriousness to inflated boasting.

The cat realized that this way of thinking was not right, so it reined in urgently, and slapped back its big tail that it wanted to open its tail with another slap.

In any case——Li Dandan tried hard to return to the right path and thought, it really understood the character traits of his family members very clearly.

And while understanding, Li Dandan vaguely realized that he might not have such a good temper in the first place, unlike Ya Huiquan and Baili thought, a patient cat with no temper.

It seems that it is because of knowing Yahuiquan's character and understanding of the other party's behavior when establishing an intimate relationship, so from the first day "Pengci" entered the door, Li Dandan carefully restrained himself and only showed it to others. The most gentle and positive attitude—even if it didn’t even know anything at that time, more than 90% of its self-awareness and body functions were lost simultaneously, and it only completely regarded itself as a newborn, ignorant milk cat.

It's an instinct to be gentle with this person.

……and many more.

Li Dandan thought again: "More than 90% of self-awareness and bodily functions are lost simultaneously?"

Like salvaging a piece of jigsaw puzzle that can finally be touched from the vast ocean, the cat quickly grasped this clue and filled the jigsaw puzzle back into a corner of the blank area in its mind.

How long did Yahuiquan take a bath that night, and his cat was squatting on the sink thinking about how long it had been.

And by thinking about the cat's life, the cat achieved the perfect "see no evil", and his thinking completely flew out of the steamy bathroom.

Until people turned off the water in the shower room, and the sound of the shower pouring dense water onto the tiled floor stopped, Li Dandan seemed to have a silent alarm clock in his ear, and when the movement of people weakened, it also came back to his senses quickly and pulled out of his mind. body, finally able to slip to unlock and go out.

Before leaving the bathroom, the cat did not forget to raise its paw to wipe the side of the sink. It noticed that the person washed his hair from a distance, and helped to make an appointment for the hair dryer built in the countertop. The appointment time was adjusted to 7 minutes, and he waited for the person to get dressed. , one stop in front of the stage, the warm air with the preset temperature gear just started, the time and air temperature are very precise, which perfectly fits the other party's home habits.

Li Dandan not only has a clear understanding of Ya Huiquan's small personality traits, but also has a clear understanding of many small details of people's lives.

It came out of the bathroom door, turned around and went downstairs to the kitchen, and checked with the electronic housekeeper about the breakfast at Fanya Huiquan tomorrow morning, and then went upstairs with a cup of hot water - because people take a bath today longer than usual Slightly longer, high temperature will take away a little body water, cats feel that people need to drink water before going to bed.

In Li Dandan's mind, Yahuiquan can probably be regarded as the most worrying object in the universe, who most needs someone to take care of it.

The family relationship in their family is really amazing. When people look at their cats, they have a filter, and they can ignore anything that seems counterintuitive. On the contrary, when cats look at people, they also have a filter. And the thickness of the filter is no lower than that of a human.

When Li Dandan firmly believed that Yahuiquan needed to be taken care of, and wished to have a cat's claw in every aspect of food, clothing, housing and transportation, and felt that it had endless desires for this person, he temporarily stood by after arriving in Monte, and spent every day in Monte Headed by the Radiant Wings delegation doing daily training at the Huanxing Orbit Base, Yahuiquan is terrific in the hearts of the "no-filter people".

Due to his injury, General Ya was not at the general base for a period of time, and the daily review and approval documents, inspection and reporting drills were all done remotely. The closest contact with him was Captain Six Wings, and only Lu Siming and Pelangcui were directly by his side. Then there are some members of the pro-guards and guards drawn from the second wing.

When the Shining Wings delegation first arrived in Mount, the meeting with General Cliff was very touching.

Before Yahuiquan was seriously injured and returned to the star, the medical monitoring center issued more than one notice, and once gave "conservative advice", I hope you are mentally prepared-because Yahuiquan's mental power has been called to the point of exhaustion , which has a chance of causing brain damage as high as 85%. Even if most of his body functions are restored, his brain may fall into a protective sleep.

And even if General Ya’s physical fitness is excellent, he can wake up after self-healing, after waking up, he will face a decrease in mental strength, a sharp drop in man-machine control, and there is even a possibility that he will be a year and a half.” semi-vegetative” non-ideal situation.

Fortunately, General Yashang not only fully recovered in just a few months, he can almost be classified as a miracle of contemporary medicine, and his combat power has not diminished at all. When it was available for public inspection, his subordinates were happier than him.

That day, Glorious Wings even took a temporary half-day vacation for the first time, and the base restaurant had unlimited supply of drinks and drinks, which was regarded as a long-distance joy with the chief.

When I didn't see me, I was always in such a posture of celebrating, let alone seeing me?

On the morning when the delegation first met with Yahuiquan, the man in military uniform only showed his face. Behind him was the unique fog in the deep winter morning. nod.

In the delegation, there were some people who were about to lose their expressions immediately.

There is also the expression that is stable, but the red eyes are uncontrollable.

Counting it, it was the first time that the group of Glorious Wings met with their chief executive after the formal signing of the peace agreement.

So even though General Ya commented "no prospect", anyway, the captain of the wing who came with the delegation took the lead. The captains of the third wing and the fourth wing almost spoke in unison. They said loudly: "Report, apply for a 10-minute 'Nothing' time!"

"'All' don't include me," said the general. "Allowed, it's worthless from now on."

Lu Siming was in charge of timing - and also caught the bad behavior of the second wing captain Pelencui by the way.

Peilantui relied on him and Lu Siming being the ones who had accompanied the general back to the planet for the longest time, and had already gone through the most exciting stage. He was quietly touching the video, trying to record in all directions how much his colleagues could do. Not promising."

According to common sense, Chief Lu's personal guard should decisively expose the behavior of the captain of the second wing. It happened that the general himself was next to him. After arresting the act, he could directly copy it to the commander. .

But because the captain of the Second Wing bribed/bribed in a timely manner, and a full-time intelligence worker, he was extremely sensitive to the meaning of other people's sizing and gaze. : "All are shared with you synchronously."

Lu Siming found this very tempting.

He pretended he didn't see anything, and went to time again.

The two people who openly bribed under the general's nose reaped a lot in the end.

Not only did Peilantui record how his colleagues were worthless, but after 10 minutes had passed, the time set by General Ya for "being worthless" ended, and the micro-recording device on his personal terminal was not turned off in time, and he also took advantage of the situation to record the scene A bipolar reversal from "touching" to "shocking".

General Ya recovered from a serious injury to a perfect recovery, and the recovery time was much shorter than that of ordinary people.

He went from "moved" to "hard-hearted", and his emotional excess seems to be shorter than ordinary people-it even makes people suspect that he has an emotional control hub, which can switch his mood with one click.

The feeling of being moved is over, and it is enough to be worthless and worthless.

Ya Huiquan's face sank, and the criticisms he had accumulated for several months that he could not give face to face were finally able to scold himself in an orderly manner.

The members of the delegation were still immersed in the joy of "the chief's return", and felt that the general who agreed to give the "good-for-nothing" time was a little gentle.

On the back foot, they were woken up by this familiar pickiness.

Moreover, it was not enough for General Ya to finish one round of scolding. He pulled the training summary report for nearly three months on the spot, and the scolding was very well-founded. I inspect and guide the training schedule on site from time to time.

"..." All the staff present stared at the "on-site supervision and guidance from time to time", and at first they couldn't help but trembled inwardly.

When I saw the "Baseline Reference" table, under several items such as "Motion Capture Training", "Virtual Reality Discrimination Training", "Anti-mental Interference Training", and "Basic Physical Fitness Training", an independent numerical value was attached. , when the note next to it reads "It is recommended to go home and play with mud if it is lower than this minimum standard", many people feel trembling for the minimum standard, and at the same time feel confused, not knowing who the independent value is taken from.

But no one dared to ask.

It was Peilantui who was more courageous. He had followed the general at close range for several months, and recently he was less afraid of being beaten.

He found time to go to Yahuiquan and asked: "General, in the benchmark reference, you have given a minimum value for several items. After several rounds of calculations on the logistics side, I think it does not match the average value of the team. Then Whose data did you sample? His individual scores are higher than the average, and he is outstanding in those items, but there is no data for other items, is it partial?"

Peilantui opened his mouth and chattered endlessly, and in a paragraph, he asked questions and praised him. He first called the man who could be used as the "lowest reference" by the general as a talent, and then he was very concerned about whether the other party was biased.

Lu Siming looked at it and was afraid that he would be beaten in the next second-it felt like he would be scolded at the very least, "Is the second wing so busy today?".

But miraculously, Yahuiquan listened to Peilantui's words, and the general didn't seem to be angry for the time being. A kind of peace that has been flattered and touted in the right place.

"General." Pelentree said again, "Is this brother from our Glorious Wings?"

"It is." The general said calmly, "Informal establishment."

"Ah?" Peilantui was taken aback, thinking that she has not yet become a full-time professional after being so outstanding in a single ability. Could it be that she is a student who came to the base this year to participate in the actual combat drill with the army...or is she too good at one subject?

But that's not right, the six departments of Wings of Glory, partial subjects will not affect the official establishment.

"You've already used his grades as a reference." Lu Siming couldn't help joining the conversation. He thought about the same thing as Perantry, and he said after thinking, "General, are you considering giving the other party a chance to become a regular? I can take responsibility Handle the relevant procedures.”

The general was still very calm, but also said mercilessly: "No, he can't turn."

Pelencui and Lu Siming looked at him together.

The guards in the office of the temporary base were upright and well-groomed—only their curious ears were quietly pricked up.

General Ya finally gave the answer: "It's my cat, it's the Shining Wings family. If it really becomes a regular, I suggest that some people hide under the quilt tonight and cry - after all, we have a cat that can enter the regular army. We have to weed out people who are not as capable as cats and rely on species dominance."

Perantry: "..."

Lu Siming: "..."

Observe guard: "..."

Wait a minute, are you telling us that a cat scored above the delegation average on a single test?

Is this a human problem?Isn't that a little too strong for your cat too? !

Yahuiquan himself had no self-consciousness about what he just said, and the heavy-fire missile he verbally released shocked the whole room.

He only glanced at the time, and then at the work progress in front of him. He felt that he could get off work. He only needed to go to the training ground for a turn. Today it is typical to "teach a lesson" to other trainers.

"Yes, that's right, General." Peilantui followed Beidi with a blank expression on his face. He spent a short time praying in his heart for today's random unlucky guy. He then said, "I am asking you on behalf of others. , would you like to participate in our small internal dinner tonight? It includes only me, Lu Siming, and several other captains. I didn’t come to Monte to make a remote video and projection to attend the meeting.”

"No." Ya Huiquan kept on stepping, "I don't like going to parties, and it's too late for you to ask, and the house is ready."

Pelentree was not surprised to be rejected, he guessed that the general would say no when he opened his mouth, and Yahuiquan basically never participated in such gatherings.

However, hearing the general say "the home is ready", the old subordinates all know that once Ya Huiquan returns to Monte, his diet will be taken care of by the artificial intelligence at home.

Peilantui quickly punched Lu Siming.

Lu Siming understood: "General, do you want to think about it again?"

"Yes." Peilantui echoed Lu Siming's words, "Although your home's AI is very advanced, and the electronic butler service is considerate, but occasionally try this kind of small gathering-at least I assure you, the taste will definitely not Worse than AI customization."

"Who said I went back to eat artificial intelligence customization." Ya Huiquan said, and he looked back at the two with a flat face.

For some reason, Lu Siming felt that the general looked very peaceful at this moment.

"Your family...is there anyone else who can cook?" Peilantui endured and endured, and asked out the confusion.

"Yes." Ya Huiquan said, "Cat."

Peirantui and Lu Siming felt that their facial features had disappeared, and there should be only huge question marks on their faces at this moment.

General Ya was very efficient. It took only 10 to [-] minutes after arriving at the training ground to catch a dozen soldiers who were exposed to flaws in the training, and cleaned them up one by one, exceeding the original goal.

He only relies on a training machine to make people feel trembling, and when the ghosts are crying and howling, the cat who has a deep filter for him is exactly as he said, and has already helped him set up the dinner menu for tonight at home. He carefully selected the accompanying drinks for him, and arranged for after-meal fruits, snacks for two hours after the meal, a late-night snack menu just in case, and a drink list before going to bed.

Mao is very worried that his family members will be troubled and angry outside, and he always suspects that others don't know how to treat him well.

"He is too difficult to let people feel at ease." Li Dandan sighed at Baili.

Baili agreed, "Yes."

The electronic butler casually brought up a floating screen, which broadcast today's news, and he took it as the background sound for his chat with Li Dandan.

Li Dandan's attention was attracted by the news.

It is introducing a deep sea ruins.

"Are you interested in cultural programs?" Baili asked.

Li Dandan seemed to be fascinated by it, and didn't answer immediately.

After a while, the cat shook its head slightly, and said, "Strange, I think this place is very familiar."