It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

That was the voice of Yahuiquan.

Li Dandan—or Wo Xiu is very familiar with it.

However, the moment he heard it, Wo Xiu found himself stunned for a moment, his consciousness seemed to be temporarily divided into two.

Li Dandan was thinking in shock: "What? He talks to me in this tone?"

As Wo Xiu's consciousness, it is more suitable for the current time and environment. Wo Xiu quickly suppressed Li Dandan, covering the cat's thinking. There was a slow "oh", and a long lazy and meaningful sound - the kind guaranteed to annoy the grumpy gentleman next to him.

"I thought you were asleep," Wo Xiu said.

Not only was he meaningful, but he also laughed after the meaningful speech. Mr. Ya next to him laughed so frequently that his breath changed, and he stopped breathing very restrainedly at one point, as if he was about to hold back a burst of fire along the severed breath.

Wo Xiu thought that it is not good to hold your breath, and it is easy to cause internal injuries, so he was very considerate and added more strength with a smile: "Unexpectedly, General Ya, it turns out that you are also paying attention to me quietly, and you are watching my every move like this." Be careful, why didn’t you say it earlier? I’m very generous, I don’t have the problem of blowing my hair if anyone looks at me too much, and I don’t have a label of “Refrain from all forms of contact—including eye contact” on my forehead. I’m easy to get along with .”

Yahuiquan: "..."

Ya Huiquan, who was ridiculed from multiple angles, did what Wo Xiu wanted. He didn't hold his breath or get angry, and burst out annoyed, "Are you sick?"

Does this mother have the face to claim to be easy to get along with?

——This sentence was not really uttered by Ya Huiquan, but relying on his innate superior night vision ability, Wo Xiu saw this sentence.

It was vividly presented on the other person's face, and it actually made the face that could only be seen with a cold expression more vivid.

Probably because he felt that just saying "I'm sick" is not enough to fight back powerfully, Wo Xiu heard Ya Huiquan take a deep breath slowly.

The other party said in a deep and cold tone: "Using you as the standard of 'getting along', I think the Outer Territorial Alliance can fight with the Star Alliance for at least 1 years. There will be no peaceful day in this universe until the end."

In General Ya's sentence, the three "good" characters were accentuated.

What you say is good.

What I think in my heart is probably a shameless little bastard.

After listening to this, Wo Xiu understood what the people around him had said, but unfortunately, whether it is "shameless" or "bastard", even Yashang will put down a little bit of self-cultivation, let the use of vocabulary Even more uncivilized, swearing with more lethal swear words, in Wo Xiu's view, is all harmless, and the damage caused to him is less than being scratched by a claw with blunt nails.

The growth environment of the extraterritorial alliance is relatively extensive, and it is far less respectable than the capital star of the first galaxy of the Star Alliance. When Woxiu was young, he lived on several different extraterritorial planets temporarily. If the transcripts of slang and swear words can be assembled and published, the page thickness will probably be several interstellar channels of the opposite Star Alliance.

Therefore, regarding Yahuiquan's renewed verbal attack, Wo Xiu only blinked his eyes, took a steady breath, and blew aside the dangling lock of hair hanging on his forehead.

"If a cosmic-level crisis really breaks out, the entire universe will come to an end." Wo Xiu's leisurely Tongya Huiquan analyzed, "In this case, the universe will quickly enter peace. They will fight each other again, and the crisis from the third party will actually promote the efficient alliance of the two opposing camps—because before fighting to the death and competing for the existing resources, it is necessary to save this resource land and save their lives at the same time. In order to have the space to continue to fight with each other."

This is the third day that Woxiu and Yahuiquan were forced to land on the desolate star. The deep sea environment made them unable to experience the regular day and night changes. This temporary small base is also rough in construction. Currently, it can only provide basic shelter, rest, and supplies. There are three major functions of storage, and many places have not yet been perfected.

The day before yesterday, because of the wounded man's bed, General Yashang forcibly propped himself up, trying to defend the man's face with a second fracture, fought with Wo Xiu for 5 minutes, and re-entered the medical cabin. Today, his whole body People are still in the state of "most of the whole body is paralyzed", and the movable bed for the wounded is like an extra-large wheelchair, but when the user can't even turn the wheels manually, the bed was thoughtfully equipped with universal wheels by the builder. Also to no avail.

For the time being, Yahuiquan can only stay where he is.

Wo Xiu grabbed him and suddenly made a serious analysis of the situation, and his speech seemed to reveal a little bit of the old enemy's views on the war.

Whether Ya Huiquan wanted to listen or not, he could only listen on the spot.

"I don't see that you have a lot of thoughts." Ya Huiquan gave Wo Xiu a flat comment.

His cynicism didn't make Wo Xiu's eyebrows move a little, and even his criticism made the visceral Captain Wo Xiu feel calm, without any waves.

Hearing this sentence, Wo Xiu showed a hint of surprise.

That strand of slightly long forehead hair fell down again, and the ends were loosely attached to the bridge of the nose. Wo Xiu ignored it this time, only turned his head again in the dark seabed space, and cast his eyes very intently on Yahuiquan. Face.

"...What are you doing?" Yahuiquan said.

Wo Xiu stared at the person for a long time without paying attention, so long that the person involved could no longer pretend to turn a blind eye.

"Nothing." He replied.

Ya Huiquan gave him a warning look - the general couldn't move most of his body, and he didn't lose his momentum.

"It's just a bit of a surprise." Wo Xiu said again in a subtle tone.

Yahuiquan met his gaze and stared at him in turn.

Wo Xiu finally finished his sentence: "Unexpectedly, your attitude seems to have changed a bit. I thought you were going to make another rebuttal, and I had a debate with me on 'whether the entry of a third party will quickly affect the situation of the battle'. Some sarcasm and non-contemptuous sparring that is very characteristic of the Covenant, and then we end this topic, and then decide whether to open the next topic of mutual hatred based on whether someone is tired."

Yahuiquan: "..."

General Ya is currently all over his body, and the muscles that can be most flexibly controlled are concentrated on his face, but he is really not a person with rich expressions. In the situation where it is already obvious that he doesn't want to talk to Wo Xiu, he can't perfectly interpret a sentence just by his face. Biting irony.

From Wo Xiu's point of view, Yahuiquan just raised his eyebrows, and his lips, which were always pursed in a straight line, changed a little. There was a small pull down at the corner of his mouth, and the lines on the back of his shoulders also subconsciously tightened. trend--

This movement presumably stretched the wound, the wound on the shoulder must have immediately conveyed some kind of protest to General Ya through the pain nerve, so his brows frowned more tightly at a certain moment, and he seemed to be very good at adapting to this, between the brows The small ravine quickly turned shallow, and he adjusted himself calmly, not expressing the sharp pain in the moment.

Wo Xiu watched for a while, then got up.

In the dim environment in front of him, Yahuiquan's eyesight is actually far inferior to Wo Xiu's. He doesn't have great night vision ability, and he doesn't have infrared sensors in his eyes.

The energy problem of the temporary base has not yet been resolved. Woxiu and Yahuiquan have reached an agreement on the issue of energy usage. The lighting in the base will not be turned on all the time, and the lights will be completely turned off for ten hours every day. It can be considered that they have artificially built a set. Divide day and night.

At this time, it was the "night" artificially created by the two.

The reason why Yahuiquan could feel Wo Xiu's movements, at first it seemed to know Wo Xiu's actions well in the dark, was all due to the close distance between the two of them.

He couldn't see clearly, but he could hear what Wo Xiu was doing roughly, and he could roughly judge Wo Xiu's movements with other senses.

But this trick won't work after Wo Xiu gets up and pulls the distance away.

Yahuiquan didn't know what Wo Xiu was doing when he left suddenly, he could only stare suspiciously and cautiously somewhere in the void, and followed the direction where Wo Xiu's footsteps gradually went away with his eyes that couldn't see anything.

And Wo Xiu went to the material storage place and came back with a new bandage.

"Change the bandage." Wo Xiu walked up to Yahuiquan with a clean medical bandage. He let the end of the bandage hang on Yahuiquan's hand, so that people who couldn't see clearly could touch what it was.

Yahuiquan had a meal.

"Don't say you don't need it." Wo Xiu cut him off before Ya Huiquan could speak, "I can smell blood, you want to go to the third medical cabin

? ”

Judging from the results, Wo Xiu's truncation was obviously correct. Because of his temper, he was not refuted. I didn't protest at any angle, I just pulled the bandage that was hanging down to my hand.

This kind of taste of being able to experience the reduction in the frequency of two people's mutual barging is not uncommon.

As old enemies who have been dealing with each other for a long time, Wo Xiu and Ya Huiquan used to stare at each other through the communication screen for a long time on their respective command ships and mechas, examine each other's faces on that limited plane, distinguish the tone of voice, and then explain various details Quickly integrate micro-expressions and body movements, together with the study of the opponent's tactical play, to efficiently predict the opponent's next move and change your own strategy in real time.

They are really familiar with each other's behavior patterns - even before they accidentally wandered together on the deserted star, they have never met in person on any occasion.

Wo Xiu spent a lot of time studying Ya Huiquan. He paid attention to the other party for far longer than he imagined. Hypothetical, but that is really baseless speculation.

Not only was Wo Xiu not idle when he was a boy, but for a reason that made it difficult for him to stop, he was always walking fast with determined strides that did not match his appearance and personality, and he looked at the Star Alliance countless times on the way forward, Hearing the name of the "Glory of the New Generation of Xingmeng" who has just emerged, he carefully examined all the information about this person.

Hunters who are still in the growth stage have already set goals for themselves.

Before actually seeing Yahuiquan, Wo Xiu already had a set of thinking analysis for him, and was able to make basic predictions about his thoughts, and this skill was continuously honed and improved in the subsequent real confrontation, which made him think he was right. Yahuiquan's analysis became more and more accurate... until he encountered an accident where he was forced to survive together.

When the distance is shortened to the shortest, the communication signals between the two people, the teams of the two sides, the front boundary of the warring star area, and the hedging energy do not exist. Wo Xiu has come into contact with Yahuiquan itself in the most authentic way. There will always be gaps in looking from a distance. Only when he came into contact with himself did he realize that his judgments were not so accurate in some places.

The character revealed in the details of Yahuiquan is different from what Wo Xiu expected.

It's the same bad temper, but it's so bad that it's completely unreasonable, and even a little trivial matter will be fried at every turn, and it's like a weapon arsenal is on fire, and it can't be stopped at all. When I pass the time, I will take the initiative to restrain myself. The two are obviously different.

Woshe confirmed this with verbal teasing and stress point testing.

They are also arrogant, but they are so arrogant that they don't care about the current situation at all, they are so self-willed that they are blinded by their own self-esteem, and although they will still put on a cold face of "I don't want to talk to you", as long as the proposal is really reasonable and reasonable, it is also true. It's not that they won't accept it—even they will silently come to cooperate with the most uncooperative expression, and the two are more obviously different.

Wo Xiu proved this point not only from the perspective of cooperation, but also discovered Yahuiquan's "duplicity" when they were jointly looking for a material upgrade base.

He found that this one can also be applied to Yahuiquan's daily way of getting along with people, including but not limited to eating up his meals with a poison-testing expression, and when he feels that he is about to scold the street in the next second when he is arguing, but he still doesn't When he scolded, he just stabbed a few words.

And after listening to his action proposal with a subtle and disgusting expression, he shrugged his shoulders, saying that it’s okay for him to go alone, but turned around and walked out for a while, and turned around following the footsteps behind him, and found that this person had no expression on his face. Don't change... People still followed behind silently.

"...Oh." Wo Xiu thought after summarizing all the above examples, "Is this the legendary 'Tsundere'?"

"Tsao Jiao" himself has no knowledge of this evaluation, otherwise it is estimated that there will be another fight over the word "Jiao".

Wo Xiu unilaterally updated his impression of Yahuiquan. After he was absolutely convinced that this person is a master of duplicity, his interest in going to the other party for a while when he had nothing to do, he was very happy to try that one. Where is the line from "really tough" to "really grumpy".

General Unlucky Cliff didn't notice his sinister intentions, he just thought that he was almost as annoying as before, but recently he has become more and more annoying, with tricks, probably because the distance between them in the past prevented Wo Xiu from playing, so that he couldn't show his true self to his heart's content How annoying it can be to touch him.

One is deliberate temptation, and the other is habituation without deliberate precautions.

When Wo Xiu's interest was so high that it almost crossed the line, and Yahuiquan didn't respond to the "crossing the line" in time - he didn't even have an intuitive feeling. By the time they made it happen by mistake, it was already too late.

Something had quietly changed before either of them realized it.

"Are you cold?" Wo Xiu suddenly asked Yahuiquan one night.

Ya Huiquan replied: "No."

His voice was usually cold, and his tone was no different from usual.

However, Wo Xiu could see that his complexion was actually not very good.

The deep sea was extremely cold that day for some reason. It was a kind of damp cold that penetrated directly into the cracks of human bones, which was harder to bear than the ordinary dry low temperature.

Due to innate reasons, Wo Xiu is better able to resist this kind of cold than ordinary people. He can bear the low temperature by himself, and he didn't realize the problem at first. The other person should be less resistant to freezing than him.

In fact, there are two options in front of him. Wo Xiu can choose to bring the new small energy furnace over, quickly add a protection to it, and let it temporarily act as a small furnace.

He could also choose to sell another, more energy-efficient and intelligently adjustable humanoid stove—himself.

Wo Xiu chose to sell himself.

He got up directly, took three or two steps and completely reduced the distance between him and Yahuiquan to about zero, and squeezed beside him too frankly: "Oh, I'm cold."

Yahuiquan: "..."

The human-shaped stove came proactively but couldn't push it away. General Ya, who was not used to such close contact with people, stiffened on the spot, and his hair was about to stand up from the outside to the inside.

Miraculously, he didn't move his nest.

Wo Xiu got this right.

These days, besides discovering that Yahuiquan is a stubborn tenth-level scholar, Wo Xiu is also a well-known face-saving family.

At this moment when two people are crowded together, whoever reacts more and puts on a gesture of wanting to evacuate urgently is almost equivalent to being forced to flee by the opponent, which is very embarrassing.

Wo Xiu was very sure that Yahuiquan would not be so shameless.

As expected, the other party also wanted face very much, so he forcibly held back and did not leave.

And not only did he not leave, Yahuiquan fell asleep with his right hand under his coat under the instinctive preference for warmth in a low-temperature environment.

Wo Xiu knew that Ya Huiquan was holding the gun with his hand hidden under his coat.

This seems to be a dangerous signal, and it also seems to be a final reminder, telling him vaguely that no matter how the two of them get along and what their relationship looks like, once they can go out from here, all the things that are temporarily far away from them will immediately disappear. Return to the front of the two.

Throwing away everything except Desolate Star, they are strange friends from the beginning.

Aside from everything in Desolate Star, they are still opposing enemies.

"But whoever it is," Wo Xiu thought.

He looked at the sleeping person for a while in the dimness, closed his eyes, and felt the curiosity factor derived from genes just around the corner.

Everything rational and objective was talking about danger. He looked back at his own heart and found that what it said was: "Hey, it's really interesting."

The single-size bed was forcibly squeezed into another adult male body, and it inevitably became crowded, but this was not a big problem for Wo Xiu.

He is very good at grasping balance, and can adjust his position and center of gravity with his eyes closed.

……

In the same dimly lit bedroom, Li Dandan, who was sleeping between the pillow and the backboard of the headboard, moved. The feeling of congestion from a long dream seemed to extend from the dream to the reality, making him suddenly feel that the space he slept in was rapidly expanding. Shrinking, he had to move his body, and changed his position very skillfully and lightly, and quickly found a large and spacious bed, and lay down comfortably again.