It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

There was a slight sag on the mattress, but the other person who was sleeping soundly was not awakened by the movement.

It was not yet four o'clock in the morning. Unlike the man-made night in the dream, it was the standard late night in reality, and there was still nearly three days before the natural light that always came late in the winter moon came on. more than an hour.

Yahuiquan is still in a deep sleep.

Since raising a cat, except for the initial awakening by the cat’s nighttime parkour, coupled with the sequelae of the early recuperation period, Yahuiquan’s sleep quality has improved a lot compared to the past, and the deep sleep time per night has reached [-] The length of time that artificial intelligence frequently admires.

And every time Baili praises and updates the owner's latest sleep data in the database, the electronic housekeeper will happily go to the cat to share it, and give it to the hero in his heart-Li Dan within the scope of what AI can do. Dan——Enthusiastic praise, and then discuss with Li Dandan in a way that is difficult for people to understand, and reach a certain consensus that makes Yahuiquan even more incomprehensible.

Feeling that there seems to be a small group of "cats and machines teaming up" in my family, and the small group is lawless, it directly excludes myself, the head of the family, so that a home that should be an equilateral triangle is deviated and out of balance. The two sides belonging to the cat and the AI ​​approached at high speed, and the angle between the two sides became smaller and smaller, but the one belonging to the human was pushed farther and farther, and was forced to shorten under the pressure of the other two sides!

It just doesn't make sense!

The narrow-minded General Ya issued an order a week ago, asking the AI ​​to turn off the monitoring of his room at night, and prohibiting random capture of his sleep information.

"Okay, master." Baili obediently carried out the order first, and brought this latest request into the backstage. He paused after finishing the modification, and took a photo with Li Dandan regretfully with a mechanical arm stretched out from the eggbeater. Then he said to the person, "But please forgive me, young master, according to the analysis, your behavior is very close to discovering that the students at the next table were secretly talking in class, and you resolutely The reason for deciding to report them and crack down on their speaking behavior from the root is not because you are a loyal defender of classroom order, but because you feel excluded and think that they do not bring you to speak together."

Yahuiquan refused to admit it after listening to it, and replied very impolitely to the electronic housekeeper: "Fart!"

Since Li Dandan couldn't speak out like Baili, he also came to express his views at length, so the cat had no choice but to say briefly: "Meow."

Baili: "Listen, Mr. Li is agreeing with my point of view."

Ya Huiquan pulled his face down: "Why can't you agree with me when you follow me?"

People's ability to interpret cat language is really not as good as AI, otherwise, Ya Huiquan would be able to hear that Li Dandan's short speech is really standing a hundred miles away, roughly translated into adult words——no way, no Let's not talk about it.

The cat also sighed, full of tolerance and concession.

Yahuiquan misjudged Li Dandan, thinking unilaterally that it was echoing him. Anyway, no matter what the truth is, no matter which side the cat is on, his orders have taken effect. Baili has not been able to do so in the following week or so. There is no need to question the fact that you can take a step closer to the upstairs bedroom at night, but you can't read the night information in the bedroom.

——This also directly led to this night. When something terrible happened in the master bedroom and the two living creatures on the bed were sleeping in the dark, there was no one who worked hard 24 hours a day and waited hard. The electronic housekeeper can keep a pair of always awake eyes to help record and save the first-hand evidence of abnormalities in the home.

Yahuiquan is ignorant.

The people next to him were also ignorant.

And the dream is still going on.

When Wo Xiu first dreamed of this episode of the barren star, his dream seemed to carefully review the feelings of being a human being for him. He specially cut out such a passage from his memory, and then the lingering breath of sea water from his nose lingered From the seabed moisture around him, to the tone, tone, and emotional changes in the details when he talks to another person, every micro-expression that person gives back to him, every response conveyed by actions and words...

The dream is like a holographic immersive projector, bringing Woxiu back to the past, allowing him to experience all the details of the year, first allowing him to fully adapt to his identity in the human period, and helping him open the "pure world" that has not been activated for a while. Human Perspective", after that, Meng speeded up the screening speed, stopped leading him by the hand, and began to push him back and forth between the consecutive flashback images, allowing him to see himself scene by scene Changes of the year.

His memories probably want him to take a good look at how he passed the first node of relationship change with his enemy, and how he accidentally went astray at that node and followed the wrong track Like a wild horse that has let loose by the way, it gallops all the way to another fork road with an even more uncertain future, and runs quite unrestrainedly, facing the cliff that may lie across the road without looking back.

It's as if this wild horse has also signed up for the Death Squad.

Yahuiquan's adaptation to Woxiu probably cannot be called "boiling a frog in warm water".

Just like General Ya asserted that if the whole universe was as "easy to get along with" as Wo Xiu, then the people of the whole universe might fight each other until the end of the universe. In this world, the definition of "warm water" should also be reconsidered.

The tone of Wo Xiu's soul is warm and extroverted. To Yahuiquan, he is a mass of involuntary fire. When he first met him, he was menacing. He came here with a reckless temperament. Disdain to cover up his targeted hostility.

Ya Huiquan has always kept a natural distance from such overly clear people. It is clear at a glance that the two sides are not the same way. The two have completely opposite personalities. It was just right for Huiquan, and his dislike and dislike were all taken for granted.

Woxiu is a raging fire, and Yahuiquan is a natural refrigerator. Woxiu wants to burn him, so he freezes the other side back with his backhand. The two wrestle, just like a "Song of Ice and Fire" in the interstellar age.

...but when the fire is not in opposition for a while, he is just like an overheated fireplace, except that he often takes the initiative to get too close, and he can't find any more shortcomings for the time being—but when he is in a dark and cold environment, this Not only does it not seem too annoying to approach, but it is full of self-consciousness that actively sends light and heat.

Things were not quite right.

To make an analogy that General Ya would not be willing to admit, he was forced into a pool of warm water. At first, he was so hot that he suspected that the water had evil intentions, and might be plotting to scald him to death. Wealth kills.

However, soon, the human body showed amazing adaptability. It didn't scald to death in the water that just didn't know how to control the temperature softly and gave people high-temperature hot spring treatment when it came up. In the cold environment, it is also good to stay in the hot spring that does not cool down.

By the time Ya Huiquan felt "good", it was already too late.

"What are you doing?" Wo Xiu heard the movement dimly. He originally had his arms crossed and loosely covered his eyes, as if the bottom of the sea was not dark enough for him after the lights were turned off. He needed to cover it like this to sleep peacefully .

He was awakened by the noise of the person next to him in his deep sleep. Even if the other person had intentionally softened his movements at such a close distance, his hearing was too sensitive, and it was no different from beating gongs and drums directly next to his ear.

The sound stopped for a moment, and Ya Huiquan didn't expect Wo Xiu to wake up like this.

For a moment, Wo Xiu felt that Yahuiquan was like an artificial intelligence that was suddenly stuck by his one-word question. The whole person seemed to be stuck, very silent and stiff.

After a while, Ya Huiquan retracted his extended arm as if nothing had happened, and put his hand back to his side, without any intention of explaining his behavior. His breathing became very fast and long on purpose, and he did not know that he wanted to pretend to be sleepwalking and get away with it. , still trying to listen to Wo Xiu's question as a dream.

Wo Xiu didn't get a response, he was really sleepy when he first woke up, but Yahuiquan's obviously tricky reaction was like a shot of refreshing, which quickly poked his whole body soberly.

He listened attentively to the other person's breathing for a while, and made sure that this person was really planning not to explain, and it was really difficult for him to curb his curiosity, not to wonder what Ya Huiquan had just done.

Ya Huiquan didn't say anything, so Wo Xiu decided to answer the questions by himself.

He still remembered the direction of the sound he vaguely heard when he woke up, and he could tell where the other party was playing with just now from the movement of Yahuiquan closing his hand.

The steady breathing of the people around him stopped silently for a while, like Yahuiquan holding his breath for a short time.

Wo Xiu guessed that Ya Huiquan must have struggled for a moment while holding his breath, weighing back and forth between whether to stop him or continue to pretend to be asleep.

It's a pity that there is only so much space for them to rest. It only takes a few seconds to raise their hands. Wo Xiu has already reached the place he just fiddled with for Ya Huiquan's hesitation.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Wo Xiu: "..."

The moment Wo Xiu really touched the place, it was like a weird imitation show, but he was exactly the same as Yahuiquan just now, and his whole body fell into a sudden freeze, and his outstretched hand stopped there.

He touched a miniature laser gun.

You don't even need to take it over to look at it, Wo Xiu is very familiar with this gun, as soon as he gets his hands on it, he will know the one that Ya Huiquan often pins to the inside of his coat.

But just now, Yashang untied it like a thief in the middle of the night, and stuffed it where he could no longer draw the gun at any time.

... So, what does this mean?

Wo Xiu's fingertips rested on the metal casing of the gun, because it had only left the owner not long ago, and it was still soaked with the man's body temperature.

Ya Huiquan's original policy might have been "pretend to act as if nothing had happened", but later when Wo Xiu stretched out his hand and found the ironclad evidence of his petty tricks in the middle of the night, his plan should be changed to "the enemy does not move us If you don't move, whoever speaks first will be embarrassed."

Wo Xiu was still for a deadly long time.

When it grows to Yahuiquan, it can't hold back at last.

"Are you crashed?" General Ya, who was unreasonable and strong, opened his mouth to question, trying to create an aura of "chattering about a little thing for a long time, and disturbing others' rest".

It's just that General Ya may have forgotten that he was still pretending to be asleep not long ago. A person who has fallen asleep a long time ago, logically speaking, shouldn't make such an aggressive and energetic voice.

It's all said and done, he can't swallow the words back, and he can't immediately knock Woxiu out with his backhand - let alone hope that he can beat Woxiu into a short-term concussion, so that the other party can accurately and selectively amnesia, forget What he did by accident today.

So what else to do?Yahuiquan couldn't do anything, so he had to continue pretending.

"Your gun..." Wo Xiu raised his head and named the items that made them embarrass each other soberly.

Yahuiquan pretended to be ignorant, and squeezed out a "hmm" from his nose.

As a person who usually talks a lot, Ya Huiquan said something, and he could immediately reply to the previous paragraph with weird logic, but Wo Xiu seemed to have his skills suddenly sealed. After he raised the gun, his voice stopped there, as if he had forgotten What should I do next.

Just when Ya Huiquan found out that he had finished "um" and there was no more to say, the general, who wanted to save face and was very embarrassed, began to lose his temper, and gradually had a tendency to bomb, so before he really bombed, Wo Xiu spoke again up.

"You took it off." Woxiu said nonsense.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Ya Huiquan also replied in pure nonsense: "Yes."

Then they were silent again by coincidence, once again falling into embarrassment skillfully.

After a while, Ya Huiquan probably finally realized that Wo Xiu, who is usually worth more than three people by himself, can't be counted on. Captain Wo Xiu, the talkative captain, was inadvertently cast dumb magic by him tonight, and now he only talks once. Short infantile-style sentences of no more than ten characters.

Ya Huiquan closed his eyes for a moment in the dark—as if he was about to deal with a high-intensity mental training, and then he started talking nonsense in a calm tone: "It's too crowded, and it hurts to carry it on."

Wo Xiu's thinking may have left his mind temporarily, and he went to swim an underwater marathon in the sea outside.

Fortunately, his hearing is still at home, and he clearly heard the rare words of Ya Huiquan who took the initiative to find the steps, and urgently summoned his brain, so that he regained his language ability this time, and did not give this precious step to him again. missed.

"I think so." Wo Xiu said quickly, he let go of the hand that had been on the barrel for too long, and when his fingers separated from the small piece of metal, he felt that his body temperature had almost soaked the place, and he met Ya The body temperature that Izumi left on it before seemed to be stacked together.

Wo Xiu continued to repeat Yahuiquan's behavior - he put his hand back to his side in a nonchalant attitude, and briefly pressed the tip of his index finger with the ball of his thumb.

At the same time, he said: "I also thought about it before. The gun is not on the inside of the jacket, and that place is almost close to the waist. It means that you used to stuff such a metal block next to your waist every day to sleep. It is really powerful. Aren't you afraid of back pain?"

Yahuiquan's ability to extract key words has always been outstanding. In such an embarrassing moment, when both of them's thinking ability was affected to varying degrees, his special ability was stable, and it still led his thinking astray in the first place.

"It's your back that hurts!" General Ya said, his tone suddenly harsh, "Are you still sleeping?"

Wo Xiu was inexplicably stunned. His ability to think and catch magical keywords was far inferior to that of Yahuiquan. He had never seen a person who could go astray in a normal sentence and go to a magical place.

However, after all, I have been close to Yahuiquan for so long, and I have seen many Huiya generals have the ability to suddenly slip into the three vulgar minds when they disagree with each other.

Wo Xiu recalled his words, and thought about the key words that Ya Huiquan emphasized: "..."

When he reacted, Yahuiquan had already started pretending to be asleep again, and it seemed that the other party had made up his mind this time, no matter what he said next, he would definitely not talk to him again.

Ya Huiquan untied his gun that night, until they completely repaired the energy and power system, and finally could leave the planet, and did not wear the gun back at night.

After that, Wo Xiu woke up suddenly one night, but it was not because of Ya Huiquan's sneaky actions in the middle of the night.

This time, he woke up in the middle of the night and realized that it was himself who had performed the new action.

Human adaptability is really terrifying. Needless to say, Ya Huiquan was stiff when the two first squeezed together. Every night, he was so tense that he looked like a bionic who had just come off the assembly line and hadn't learned how to imitate a real person. Humans always make Woxiu so suspicious, how can he still fall asleep, won't he dream that he has become a straight board in his sleep, and there is a danger of cracking at any time?

But Wo Xiu, who was so suspicious, didn't get any better. It was Wo Xiu who took the initiative to approach, and he was also the one who squeezed with others. The small human-shaped stove at the door was left behind. For at least two or three nights, Wo Xiu was awake almost all night, and the effective sleep time was less than two hours. It's different.

It took time to fix the first powertrain before they finally got used to this new contact mode.

At least the two can accept each other's existence in a more relaxed state, so that they don't have to take turns to play the weird little game of "laying down and pretending to be a wooden man", and they have to pretend that they are actually sleeping out of dignity and victory. Looks great.

But until the night when Wo Xiu woke up with a start, he was able to relax and tolerate that there was another person beside him-this was the best that Wo Xiu and Yahuiquan could do.

None of them have thought about going further in this state.

It turned out that no one was really thinking about it, Wo Xiu opened his eyes suddenly, and found that he was one step ahead of his brain, and he did the big ticket without knowing it in his sleep - he hugged the person next to him.

Wo Xiu: "..."

Wo Xiu: "..."

Wo Xiu had no other choice, he didn't move, he didn't know what was wrong with his hand, why he acted like this after he fell asleep without authorization, for a while, he didn't dare to take his hand back, fearing that something might happen If Yahuiquan woke up with a movement of his hand, the embarrassment of the situation at this time would be at least ten times that of the night when he caught Yahuiquan and released the gun, which would make the two of them look at each other in silence for eternity.

"He mustn't wake up." Wo Xiu thought to himself.

Then after a while, he thought again: "But when did I stretch out my hand? Didn't he feel anything when I stretched out my hand? Didn't he wake up when I stretched out my hand?"

Those who stretched out their hands didn't know how they stretched out their hands, and those who followed their prayers and didn't wake up couldn't answer why they didn't wake up.

Or, Ya Huiquan actually woke up at that time, but at that time, like Wo Xiu who woke up a little later, he found that he was the only one who was awake and faced this kind of predicament, and he was afraid that he would wake up even more. Embarrassed, so he just kept on doing nothing, pretending that he hadn't woken up, and then fell asleep with self-hypnosis.

Wo Xiu didn't dare to move until the end. He fell asleep intermittently for a while when the lights were about to turn on, and when he woke up again, he subconsciously hooked his arm back—empty.

He woke up quickly after realizing what he had done, and when he looked up again, he found that the person next to him had been up for an unknown amount of time.

Before he raised his head, a line of sight swept over him secretly, but when he looked over, Yahuiquan only gave him a busy back.

They kept silent about it afterwards, tacitly pretending that it never happened.

But it was recalled by Wo Xiu more than once.

"Actually, I'm still a bit regretful." Wo Xiu thought so when the high-mobility mecha carrying the detonation device rushed into the core passage with little energy left, but he only continued to communicate with the communication channel in a relaxed tone. The person on the other end chatted casually in a casual tone, talking about things that should be experienced more in life.

There is no need to tell your regrets to a person who still has hope, because regrets will become a shadow that hinders another person from going to a new life. If you tell another person who is hopeful to survive something that will not be consummated, then In the future, he may think of this at any moment of his life, and remembering that your message was sent together with your last words will be contrary to your original intention of wanting him to live a better life.

So Wo Xiu won't say.

Before the communication signal was completely disconnected, due to the unstable connection of the signal, the figure on the screen froze and stopped there like a silent photo.

"That hug was too hasty." Wo Xiu suddenly thought, "It was a bit wasteful. I hugged him more seriously and thought less about what was there. Wouldn't it be better? What does it feel like to hug this person."

Unfortunately, there is no chance to do it again.

Whether it is hasty, wasteful, or regretful, it seems that it is not as good as blessing that person more, hoping that the extra layer of protective shield will be useful, and hoping that the universe and that person will be good.

"Goodbye." Wo Xiu said to the audio transceiver port.

He suppressed all the unsaid words in his chest, and let them, together with the trigger button he pulled, boil into splashing magma in the vigorous firelight, burning the last blazing to almost brilliant.

If I still have the chance, I'll hug him again.

……

Wo Xiu woke up at [-]:[-] in the morning, a while away from the fixed alarm clock time of Yahuiquan.

He opened his eyes in a daze, his consciousness was half asleep and half awake, and he couldn't tell what night it was, and he didn't know where he was.

In front of him was a person who was still asleep, slightly sideways, with his back turned to him, his chest rising and falling regularly under the quilt.

It's within reach of him.

So remembering the desire to hug again, Wo Xiu stretched out his hand, and he reached the body that was close at hand. This time, his arms circled around with movements that could perceive every detail. Once again, he carefully experienced the hug. Live the person's feelings.

He exhaled slowly, feeling as if he had been floating in a weightless universe for an unknown amount of time, and finally found gravity suddenly because of this real feeling, and was slowly falling back to the ground.

Yahuiquan woke up after another 15 minutes. Before he opened his eyes, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. The cat that should have been around his head disappeared. woke up.

When he first woke up, his consciousness was always not so clear, Ya Huiquan frowned, the matter of finding a cat automatically ranked first in his heart, most of his senses were still dull, so he only thought about wanting to get out of the quilt. I took out my hand and groped on top of the pillow to see if the cat got up early and ran out of the room, or if the pillow was still warm, the cat might have just woken up and was still in the room.

—but his hand didn't come out.

He seemed to be suppressed by something, one part was not very heavy, but it just happened to hold him across his waist, and it also pressed down his arm.

Yahuiquan: "..."

what?

The out-of-the-ordinary situation stunned the mind of the person who just woke up. Then, Yahuiquan tried to wake up a little bit, and suddenly realized that it seemed to be an arm.

There was an arm, in his bedroom, on his bed, still hanging around him.

And once he realized this, Ya Huiquan suddenly noticed the temperature behind his back and... Ruoyou Ruowu's breath sweeping across the back of his neck.

Yahuiquan: "..."

He quickly raised his hand to grab it, and at the same time tensed his shoulders, and turned over suddenly, trying to see what appeared in his room—

But strangely, like having a lucid dream, Yahuiquan's hand was empty.

Not just that hand, but also the breath, body temperature he felt in his drowsiness, and the weight slightly leaning against it.

They all disappeared the moment he moved, as if he didn't really wake up until the moment he turned over.

Ya Huiquan was stunned for two seconds, then woke up completely, and found that he hadn't gotten nothing at all.

——He firmly suppressed the cat he wanted to find before.

Yahuiquan stepped aside hastily, carefully making sure that Li Dandan was not crushed into a puddle of cat cakes by himself.

Le Dandan—Woxiu spread out on the bed.

The cat in question was very quiet, and the person in question was also silent and suffocating.

The person who wanted to hug suddenly turned into a mountain. It was unbearable for life to fall on him, but he had to bear it. It directly stunned Wo Xiu's mind, making him unable to understand how all this happened.

I was put here as a big person before I left, but when I came back, I was still there, but it wouldn't be like that———— such a big person!