It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

After life tells Wo Xiu that there are challenges everywhere, he continues to tell him very gently but firmly: "What are you thinking, it's too late!"

It is really not that easy to perfectly adapt to being a cat after recovering the memory.

However, Pengci was done by myself, and the choice to go home with others was made by myself when I lost my memory. Is there any way to do it? How stupid it is to be an innocent kitten, and how much responsibility the person who regains his memory will have to do. You can't just let a general inexplicably suffer a loss, and suddenly he doesn't love cats or cats.

Such a person who used to take [-] turns when expressing kindness, finally found someone who would make him willing to open up a little and let him relax and express his emotions.

Who would be willing to see him hesitantly close the door that was just opened, and replace the cat he likes without even saying hello, so that just as he gets used to the feeling of "owning", there is a crisis of losing again?

Yahuiquan hugged the cat for a long time that afternoon. He lowered his head and looked at the "suspected angry" cat. Finally, Li Dandan seemed to sigh first and began to gradually relax. The faint resistance of his subordinates disappeared. The cat didn't want to change positions any more, and turned into a ball of warm fur again, clung to his leg calmly.

He observed cautiously for a while, and once again confirmed that Li Dandan's intention of cheating had really disappeared, he tentatively relaxed one arm—not all at once, lest his overly clever cat was actually cheating him, As soon as he relaxed completely, there was no cat on his lap in the blink of an eye.

After releasing one arm, there was still a cat on his leg. General Ya, who also pays attention to "soldiers who are not tired of deceit", was relieved. He touched Li Dandan's head, lowered his eyes and asked, "Aren't you angry?"

"Meow." Li Dandan said.

The electronic butler next to him could tell that the cat's tone was actually very helpless, saying that no one was angry at all.

Between continuing to work hard and adapting to the new environment, and letting Yahuiquan have to adapt to the "cat's alienation" for no apparent reason, Wo Xiu chose to try his best.

"Lying on the thighs" was just like that, and it passed smoothly under Wo Xiu's extraordinary self-regulation ability. During the period, Yahuiquan rubbed the head and pinched the ears of the cat as usual, and pulled the tail unconsciously, in order to make up for himself. For the previous "mistakes", Yahuiquan still remembered that Li Dandan should like to be groomed from beginning to end. He repeatedly stroked the cat back and forth for a long time, and the general who was not good at words carefully apologized to the cat through actions.

Thanks to the fact that cats have few facial muscles, no matter what their true emotions are, they can maintain a calm "facial paralysis", so that humans can only rely on imagination to figure out their emotions.

Ya Huiquan personally believes that since Li Dandan did not run away, his cat started to play with him. When he raised his hand later, the cat raised its paw at the same time, as if he wanted to play with him. Judging from the common "hands-on game", his apology should be well accepted by the cat, and Li Dandan is no longer angry.

For Yahuiquan, it was a bit tense at the beginning, and there was a lot of hesitation during the period, but it turned out to be a very good and enjoyable afternoon.

Wo Xiu almost died of exhaustion.

While trying to maintain the cat design and actively interact with people, we must also fight against many instincts from people, and always pay attention to keeping relaxed so that people cannot feel rejection from their cats again.

Then when a person's behavior is a bit "over" and feels that he needs a little buffer, he has to brainstorm quickly to retrieve a "cat design that fits the cat design, looks like he is playing with people, and is perfect." Reach a plan that makes people stop touching".

It seems a common and ordinary hand-holding game, but who would have thought that it has such an extraordinary origin, it is the best choice for people to use multi-threaded tactical thinking to efficiently deduce it, and it also contains so many good intentions?

Yahuiquan was unexpected anyway.

Not only did he not expect that, but he consciously reconnected with the cat. Many of the behaviors that he restrained because he was worried that the cat would be angry with people before, he could do it as a matter of course.

When Wo Xiu just pushed the drinking glass to him, he glanced into the glass and found that there was at least half a glass of water left in it. It didn't feel like he needed to add water. He thought about it for two seconds, and then stretched out Claws, put the meat pad on the wall of the cup, and found that the water temperature is a bit low, already between warm water and cold water, not in line with this person's habit of drinking hot water in winter months.

"I'm going to pour a hot cup over." Wo Xiu said to Ya Huiquan who was sitting at the long table in the study.

He rationally analyzed people's needs, and there was no "adaptation transition period" in caring for people, so he turned around and was ready to pour water again.

In front of the desk, Ya Huiquan looked up from the projection screen at hand and saw the cat wanting to leave, so he stretched out his hand to hold down the long furry tail.

"Where are you going?" Maoyu asked the person who failed to connect again. He glanced at the glass with no shortage of water in it. It was even more strange than the cat that he suddenly stopped. He wondered, "You don't want to drink?"

Wo Xiu: "..."

No, wait, you pushed the glass of water you drank in front of the cat to share the rest with the cat?

A question mark slowly floated above his head, and Wo Xiu couldn't help but poke his head out from the edge of the long table, and glanced at the cat water bowl in a conspicuous place in the study.

Yahuiquan's understanding of cat language is often wrong, and there is a big deviation from the cat's real expression. However, watching his cat stick its round head out and observe the movement of the water bowl, he understands it accurately and understands this. body language.

"You haven't used this water bowl a few times since you bought it. What do you think it does?" Yahuiquan said, "There are at least twelve of your water bowls in your home, all over your regular activity area, but all of them have Where my cup is, don't you always give priority to drinking water in my cup?"

This is real.

It was the first time I discovered that Li Dandan didn't drink from the water bowl specially designed for cats. Instead, he jumped on the table when people were not prepared, and buried a cat's head in a human cup to fill the bottom of the cup. Ya Huiquan just watched the scene of "kitten stealing water" silently for a moment, then he gave up his usual cup and asked Baili to record it, so that the cup will be specially used for cats in the future.

But he didn't realize the problem at that time. He simply thought that the cat just took a fancy to that cup. He voluntarily backed down and changed a cup to drink water by himself. As a result, the previous cup was occupied by the cat within two days. , and he caught another thief by the side of his new mug.

"..." Yahuiquan pinched the back of the cat's neck silently, and met the eyes of the still very young Li Dandan.

Li Dandan had been home for less than two weeks, and his body was only slightly larger than the palm of an adult man. When he was lifted up, he looked at people with round eyes innocently and obediently, and said, "Mi?"

"Why do you drink from my cup?" Ya Huiquan interrogated the unrepentant criminal with a straight face, "If you want to use a cup, didn't you give it to you last time?"

The cat said again: "Mi."

Suspecting that he wanted to bribe the owner, the prisoner swayed his limbs in mid-air, and then retracted his four furry little claws - hugging the owner's hand.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Baili said faintly: "Master, I just looked up the information and found that cats prefer to drink from human cups. There are the following reasons—"

The reasons listed by the electronic housekeeper are analyzed in detail, and by the way, the benefits of letting cats drink more water are popularized.

After hearing this, Ya Huiquan felt that according to this meaning, in order to allow the cat to drink water smoothly and ensure the health of the cat's internal circulation system, I am afraid that there will not be a dedicated cup for one person in this family in the future.

Baili read the owner's expression and analyzed the general thoughts of the person by himself. The AI ​​asked kindly: "Master, do you need to cover all the other cups for you, so as to prevent you from being stolen again?"

Ya Huiquan said: "...forget it, trouble."

The owner put down the long-haired prisoner again. He didn't treat the cat like a cat. He gave instructions to the other party: "I will use my cup first, and you can drink the rest. After drinking, you can hand over the cup to the housekeeping robot for delivery." Disinfection cabinet, abide by this set of rules, and let you drink the water in other people's cups."

Baili thinks that the master's instructions are too difficult for the cat, and he is suspected of embarrassing the milk cat.

But judging from the situation at home in the future, on the contrary, Baili didn't know enough about Li Dandan's ability at the beginning, and he didn't know cats clearly.

Li Dandan has always followed this set very well. After drinking the water, the cup will be sent directly to the disinfection cabinet. If the cat judges that the person is short of water at that time, it will be very sensible and will push the cup back for people to drink it all. Empty glasses were taken away without complaint.

As time goes by, as long as Yahuiquan doesn't inadvertently drink up the cup, no matter if there is only half a cup left in the cup or just the bottom of the cup, it seems to be the exclusive share of cats.

Considering that a cat's tongue is far more sensitive than a human's, and has a stronger sense of temperature and taste, Dongyue Liyahuiquan himself likes to drink hot water. In order to prevent the cat from scalding its tongue, he will keep the cup by his hand to cool down first. , and then push it to the cat.

Today, half a glass of cold water is reserved for cats.

However, the cat not only didn't drink, but turned away after taking a look at it, and rarely looked at the water bowl that had been lucky since it was bought.

Not long after dispelling his doubts, he returned to Yahuiquan's mind lingeringly, making him suspicious, could it be that the cat's temper would also be capricious, and it seemed that it was not angry before, but at night, it seemed like some People will be very emotional in the dead of night, and will inexplicably start to look back on the ups and downs and failures of their life-do cats who are too smart have this problem?

Fortunately, soon after, Yahuiquan really began to think about whether there were "late-night sensibility" among cats, and before he almost asked the cat for advice, Li Dandan, who was watching him, suddenly shook his head and stretched his front paws, He followed the cat with his gaze, and saw the cat pull the half glass of water over, gave up looking at the water bowl, poked his head into the glass as usual, and drank the rest of the water.

When Wo Xiu was hesitating at Yahuiquan, he retrieved his memory and remembered that it was true that he drank other people's water, and that the family practice of "human and cat share a glass" was developed, and it was he who took it first. He has to bear the main responsibility.

Almost ignoring that glass of water, the nature of this matter is about the same as someone changing a habit specially for you, but you suddenly change your mind one day, and you don’t like things that they didn’t intend to share with you at first—thinking about it this way It's quite excessive, and it's suspected of being a scumbag.

Wo Xiu quickly drank the water to avoid disappointing the intentions in the half glass of water. He didn't know that he had escaped the weird label of "late night sensual cat". Like a stuffed tongue monster.

With the incident of drinking water from the same cup as a foundation, when Ya Huiquan pushed over his plate with one mouthful left, obviously to let him eat, Wo Xiu's psychological quality had already been raised to a new level , He simultaneously remembered that this was because before, the amnesiac self had forgotten everything, but he hadn’t forgotten the curiosity in the nature of cats at all, except that he was always possessive of people’s water glasses, and he was always eager to try people’s food— ——It also fits his "teenage cat" status with a greedy mouth, as if no matter how much food is added to his cat's plate, he will never have enough to eat.

The so-called "short of nutrition" was actually because I was too weak at that time, and I was doing my best to absorb energy.

However, in Yahuiquan's eyes, this is seen as a manifestation of the kitten's growing body, and people's understanding of the accident and the truth lead to the same goal by different routes.

Ya Huiquan is the kind of excrement shoveler who is more likely to be spoiled. He knows that human seasonings are not good for cats, and their daily food quota for cats is enough. In addition to three meals a day, cats also have Additional snacks canned small dried fish.

Baili specially recorded a piece of data with continuity in time, and named it "On the retreat of an autocratic man in front of cats".

In Baili's records and Woxiu's memory, Yahuiquan also went from categorically refusing the cat to share the cup and wanting to share the dinner plate at the beginning, then giving in and giving the cat a taste, and then getting used to it. Completely fixed, people will deliberately leave a small share for cats.

"How can I do this?" Wo Xiu thought.

Muscle memory makes the movements easy to master. He still wiped out the food reserved for himself on the plate, and consciously took on the pre-cleaning work after the meal-pushing the cups and plates on the table to the waiter with his tail. Robots on the side.

Maomao housekeeping is proficient in business and self-conscious in service.

Wo Xiu thinks he deserves a five-star review.

At the same time, he also believes that after completing a series of challenges beyond ordinary cats and beyond the imagination of ordinary people, he has accumulated new experiences and successfully collected most of his memories, which can be regarded as an initial balance between humans and cats.

As for being a good cat, he felt that there was nothing wrong with him.

Ya Huiquan came from behind, and rubbed his fingers on the fluff behind his ears: "Go, go upstairs."

Wo Xiu followed the feline instinct and shook his ears. He followed the Yahuiquan to the stairs, and the first thing he thought was that this person probably wanted to rest early today.

... but forget that if one wants to rest early, there must be another thing to do before rest.

"Where are you going?" Yahuiquan asked his cat this question for the third time in one day.

He found that Li Dandan was still acting as usual until he entered the bathroom, and adjusted the water temperature and room temperature for him at the door as usual, making the bathroom to the warmest and most comfortable level.

But after that, the cat silently stopped at the door, as if it was about to watch people go in, so it stopped there.

The man was not very satisfied, so he "invited" the cat in manually.

Wo Xiu: "..."