It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"Mr. Li", if you listen to this title alone, it is so elegant, formal, and reveals the exclusive temperament of a Monte "upper family". Even naming a cat in the family must be so serious, with a name and a name With respect, it can be said that pets are included in the family in an all-round way, and pets are given the same respect as people.

If this matter is specially publicized, the star media held by Yahuiquan's political opponents will definitely write a long article. He is so weird that he once again used cats for a show, and "praise" him for his pursuit of tactics The same high standards of sophistication: excellence and detail.

As for those media who are more interested in Yashangjiang’s achievements—and possibly his face—and intend to sell him, they will try their best to reverse the direction of the wind, saying that the former statement is completely biased, and Yashang will give Mao Respect means that the other party really regards the cat as a sharer of their spiritual world, and it is a manifestation of great respect and equal admiration for their partner.Although marrying a cat is an unworldly choice, but in the Star Alliance, which promotes the concept of "openness, tolerance, and respect for equality", Ya Huiquan's actions just cater to this concept, and he is a practitioner of the horoscope declaration , His own view of love is also very commendable. He truly obeys his heart, takes love as the foundation, and makes love transcend species and universal orientation.

Anyway, no matter what General Ya himself thinks, this kind of articles that both sides stick to their own ideas for him can be published dozens after dozens of articles. Didn't know I could think like that.

In one of them, Yahuiquan held the cat in his arms and let Li Dandan passively read the article with him, which was purely made up. Grabbing some ideas, he read out in confusion: "Moving Nebula Person of the Year... what is it?"

"This is a selection project that a total of 29 non-governmental associations, including the 'Interspecies Love Association', 'Interstellar Cat Lovers Association' and 'Irregular Love Association', jointly discussed and jointly declared for you." Baili explained professionally, " They believe that the love between you and Mr. Li is both moving, thought-provoking, and representative of the times, so you deserve this nomination. They also firmly believe that you and Mr. Li deserve such a nomination. This award is to mark the true love of the two outstanding people."

Yahuiquan: "..."

General Yashang, who regretted listening to the crazy talk, reached out to turn off the screen, but a cat's paw grabbed him first.

Li Dandan stretched out his claws with great interest before his fingers touched the screen, and patted the three words "Mr. Li" written in the press release with his meat pad.

It was the first time for a cat to be with a subject hundreds of miles away. He felt very fresh when he heard someone call himself "Mr. Li" in a serious manner. I am quite satisfied with the juxtaposition of my name and Yahuiquan.

As a cat, Li Dandan was shocked by his name at first, confused and resisted, but since people became more and more familiar with his name, he heard the name more and more smoothly. On the day when he saw the news report, he had already accepted this somewhat delicate name for a cat, and he was at peace with being called "Li Dandan".

"My name is Li Dandan, what's the matter?" the cat was very calm, and even had a little bit of self-protective ideals, "It was chosen seriously by people, and it was not easy for him to name it. , and the name Dandan has been heard for a long time, and it is quite...very distinctive, once you hear it, you will never have the same name as any other cat in this universe, it is very suitable for a unique genius!"

However, things are always so unpredictable.

Wo Xiu, who had regained his memory of being a human being, squatted in his cat vest, feeling a paw spanning time on his face, "characteristic" and "unique" left and right, and the crackling made his head circle bigger!

The full name of "Mr. Li" is Li Dandan. Looking back with human thinking, it is really a bit "what's wrong".

...So why is "Li" so dignified, followed by "Dandan" after a surname? !

After a long time, the question of "what does this man think?" came back to his mind again. Wo Xiu experienced the shock of "Le Dan Dan" from the two dimensions of cats and people, and found that this question is still an unsolved problem. After solving the mystery, he was shocked again, but he was speechless, so he could only look at people in silence.

Wo Xiu: "..."

Yahuiquan: "..."

People who are just waking up have a lot to adapt to and a flood of new information to process.

But in general, this day is not just a rather messy day for Wo Xiu.

Just as perplexed as Wo Xiu was another Yahuiquan.

At first, Ya Huiquan was worried about the cat being injured. He took the cat's quietness as a sign of injury, and then confirmed that the cat was in good condition. The electronic housekeeper repeatedly scanned and confirmed that the cat had not even been harmed by a single cat hair. Ya Huiquan managed to let go of this worry about his body—and brought up another one.

He began to suspect that his cat might be angry.

"Li Dandan seems to be rarely angry" - the first incident that supports Ya Huiquan's thinking is that he rarely responds to the cat when he talks to the cat at breakfast time.

And the cat is not only taciturn, but after a dignified breakfast, he habitually reaches out to the cat, wanting to hug the cat, which seems to be a little slow in action today, off the dining chair, he finds that his cat first looks quietly Looking at the hand he stretched out, as if he was observing what the person wanted to do, when his fingers were about to touch the cat, Li Dandan suddenly took a step back.

The man watched helplessly as his outstretched hand fell through the air, and the cat's warm fur brushed past his fingertips.

Li Dandan jumped off the high chair by herself.

Yahuiquan: "..."

What's the matter, are you saying that you're fine and don't need to be hugged, or... are you angry?

Two options appeared in Ya Huiquan's mind at the same time, his frustrated hand stopped in mid-air, and he found that the latter option seemed a little bit disappointing.

But Ya Huiquan also felt that it would be too much of a fuss to suspect that the cat was angry just because of the trivial matter of "the cat jumped off the chair by itself", and regarded it as rejection.

Maybe the cat just wants to show that it's fine, and prove it with the most direct actions, so that people can take a good look at it and see that it is not injured and is healthy as usual?

The half-empty hand was retracted as if nothing had happened, and Ya Huiquan tried his best to suppress the subtlety in his heart.

If it is a working day, General Ya will go out to work next, and he will not be able to go home at least in the evening. The ten or so hours he spends going out will naturally become the best buffer time, allowing Wo Xiu to carefully study during this time. Balance the two memories from cats and people, thoroughly understand the current situation, and smooth out your thinking by the way, figure out what you should do next, and what attitude you should use to face Yahuiquan.

Unfortunately, Admiral Yashang had already finished working overtime until late at night some time ago, and he is not busy this week, and today is still his rest day.

He just doesn't go out today.

In the past, even if Yahuiquan had a rest day, it was almost as good as no. He didn't have the habit of giving himself a holiday. For him, a rest day was nothing more than a change of place to work, and sometimes he didn't even change the place. I have always been conscious, will take the initiative to fill up my rest time, and consciously increase training and work overtime.

Since returning to the stars to raise cats, his habit has changed unknowingly.

During the week, he would take at least one day off for himself. On the rest day, he would not go anywhere, would not read non-urgent documents, would ignore non-urgent summons, would be very idle, and the most mind-consuming thing he would do would be To play with cats, the most troublesome thing is to watch some entertainment videos recommended by Baili, and the biggest amount of exercise is to go to the exercise room with cats—their exercise room now has a "human zone" and a "cat zone" Humans and cats each have a complete set of exercise equipment, which can consume energy in a space without interfering with each other.

"Go to the training room?" Ya Huiquan said to the cat after he withdrew his hand.

He tried to send a friendly invitation to the cats. Going to the exercise room on the morning of the rest day was originally their regular schedule.

Li Dandan——I couldn't help pulling away from him just now, feeling a little unbearable to be hugged all the time, Woxiu, who jumped off the chair first, looked up.

The memory hasn't been sorted out yet, but the ability to capture the emotions of the person in front of him has been activated for a long time, allowing him to immediately notice the changes in Yahuiquan's mood, and discover the little hesitation behind the person's innocence.

It’s hard to see Ya Huiquan acting like he’s afraid of being rejected. Wo Xiu was thinking about the cat going to the exercise room, what can he practice? Is he going to perform a cat walking on a bar or a cat hanging upside down to show himself? Unusual feline forelimb muscles?

In the next second, he basically said without thinking, "Meow."

go.

Was I "meow" just now?With complicated feelings in his mind, Wo Xiu followed Yahuiquan, who was calm and relieved, to the exercise room.

Ya Huiquan unilaterally believes that the time spent in the exercise room with Li Dandan is not bad. At least the cat is still very enthusiastic about the activity of "exercise together", and the response is very fast. After entering the exercise room, there is this morning. The first act of closeness - the cat followed him all the way to the human equipment area.

But in fact, his cat is not clinging to people, but is subconsciously still being a human.

Wo Xiu also never expected that the exercise room at home was so "cat-oriented", with considerate human-cat divisions. He was shocked by the fact that he had a full set of cat training equipment.

After Ya Huiquan finished adjusting his daily training list, and smoothly sent the cat's share to the cat area screen, Wo Xiu continued to browse the training list that did not treat cats as cats at all, and was even more shocked.

It is true that he can complete all the content of the training list, and his memory loss does not affect his natural ability, but seriously, does a gentleman really think that the way he raises cats is a bit rebellious when he arranges military training programs for a cat? ?

The memory of the exercise came back, Wo Xiu was shocked for a moment, and turned around to find that Yahuiquan's cat raising method was so "hard core", and it seemed that he had to blame himself for the reason.

It’s because he didn’t act like a cat when he had no memory, and Yahuiquan, as a person who would never join a cat raising forum or take the initiative to share cat raising experience with others, even if this person is Raising cats can also turn oneself into a lone ranger in the world of cat raising.

General Ya, who is very lonely, is too lazy to communicate with people, and he is very partial to cats, so his own cats are extraordinary, and seem to be different from other cats. First, he does not have a deep understanding, and second, people's thinking is also similar to his. The cat with amnesia coincides with each other and thinks that their family, Li Dandan, is a genius.

"..." Wo Xiu calmly introspected for a while, and found something was wrong after introspection.

Taking a closer look at his introspection, the main idea above can be distilled into one sentence: "Isn't he a little cute?"

This "he" is not what he calls himself.

Specifically referring to a gentleman whose surname is Ya who will be led astray by cats, and who is still at ease all the way, without any doubts.

After a while of training, Wo Xiu preliminarily found a new position for himself - he is a talented cat who can independently complete difficult training menus, has a fresh and refined but must-accept name "Li Dandan", and also Genius is sensible and caring, and will cooperate with the electronic housekeeper to take care of people's daily life.

Such as the kind of behavior that avoided people when he didn't react early in the morning, didn't answer, and didn't even give compensation after the fact. It's very undesirable, and it will bring trouble to those who trust him. Go for a little emotional damage.

Wo Xiu thinks he has enlightened and understands the general situation.

He thought, "No problem, I can."

Until he finds a way to fully transform back into a human, he thinks he can be a good cat.

But life is full of challenges - and that doesn't just apply to people, it certainly applies to cats as well.

After the exercising time, which both people and cats thought was good, came to a fixed time for leisure and entertainment. Today is a rare sunny day in winter. There is a room with floor-to-ceiling windows on the side of the grove behind the house. sun room.

Yahuiquan took the cat there directly.

People have been led by cats to develop the habit of basking in the sun. When the weather is fine like this, and it is a rest day, he usually sits on a chair by the window, stretches out his hand, and waits for the cat to jump on his lap. Baili will also transfer the program to any home appliance in the sun room to share this leisurely relaxation time.

Today, Yahuiquan stretched out his hand as usual, and he also saw Li Dandan start to jump, but after 2 minutes, the same weight as usual did not fall on his thigh.

Yahuiquan stopped his outstretched hand again, feeling a piece of warm cat hair brushing against the back of his hand: "..."

Li Dandan jumped onto the armrest of the chair with precision, and sat firmly as if performing acrobatics on the very limited width of the armrest.

The cat also opened its eyes wide, its blue irises reflected its stagnant shit-shoveling officer, and said innocently, "Meow?"

Wo Xiu felt that when he jumped onto the handrail, one side of his body was still touching the person's arm, and his tail was still able to touch the person.

That should be close enough, right?

Judging from the results, people probably don't think so.

Yahuiquan was silent for a short while, then changed the position of the cat without any doubt, and manually pulled the cat onto his lap.

"I don't even want my own fixed position." Ya Huiquan picked up the idea of ​​"the cat seems to be angry" again, and he said, "Are you still angry about what happened in the morning?"

Of course, there is nothing to be angry. Wo Xiu was not in a good state in the morning, and it was only because he was not skilled enough to switch between humans and cats. He tried to express "no" in a gentle tone, and tried to call Baili, asking this gold medal translator Help pass on his speech in real time.

On the other side, he felt that Ya Huiquan was pressing him a little harder.

I didn't plan to go out today, and refused to receive visitors. Yahuiquan wore simple shirts and trousers. The style was more homely. In the room with a constant temperature, the thickness of the clothes was also very limited, even breathable and light.

Wo Xiu passively clings to other people's thighs, that layer of fabric is almost non-existent under the cat's powerful senses, he is still a five-body throwing leg, in a rather bad vertical state, the whole cat and the whole person feel that something is very wrong, no Taixing, I really want to prop up my paws and change my posture——

It didn't work out.

Yahuiquan thought that Li Dandan wanted to slip away, and this small gesture was like proving that the cat was really in a mood and didn't want to have too close contact with him today.

He was a little disappointed and unreasonable. He didn't believe a word of "Mr. Li said he wasn't angry" that Baili helped convey.

He hugged the cat even tighter with his backhand.

Wo Xiu: "..."

Sorry, is it too late to take back that "I can" and change it to "I might not be able to in some ways"?

The treatment of being a cat was a bit beyond expectations, and it seemed that it was not as easy to adapt as expected.