It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

The impact of the text in front of me is so strong that when the smart open flame stove sends out a "didi" prompt, it tells the current user in the kitchen that the pot in its arms is hot enough, and the water in the pot is also boiling. You can continue to add things to their warm and open arms, and when the matryoshka hug between the kitchen utensils and ingredients is completed, Woxiu—due to his absent-mindedness, he randomly rolled a handful of air with his tail and paws and sent it into the pot— ——Quickly excited again, quickly took away the claws and tail that I almost soaked in the "clean water pot".

"Very scary, Mr. Li." Keeping in mind the safety of the kitchen, Baili said, the electronic housekeeper took over the step of putting the ingredients into the pot in a second, and severely criticized the cat, "I think boiling water to scald the cat's claws and clean water to rinse the tail are not in today's recipe Come on, if the young master sees this kitchen video, he will be frightened by your behavior."

The boiling water is really hot, and I was really absent-minded just now, and I really mishandled it.

But after listening to Baili's special emphasis that some people will be frightened by me, Wo Xiu thought it was okay, and I was about to be frightened by him.

He and Yahuiquan are already married?

...Yahuiquan is already married to him? ?

For a couple of seconds, the confident foreign joint commander had self-doubt—he was very worried that just now, he accidentally fell into the pot and rinsed it. Maybe it wasn't the claws or the tail, which are more likely to hurt and fold. Indifferent parts.

Did he drop his own brain into it?Otherwise, why did his brain replay the above two sentences over and over again, as if his brain had damaged a metal component?

Finally, Wo Xiu felt that he had passed the "brain freeze period".

His mind finally let go of the three key words "Yahuiquan", "I" and "marriage", and no longer just catch them in infinite permutations and combinations.

He looked at the screen with the medical brochure open in front of him again.

First revisit all the parts that are related to "relationship".

Then, his eyes slowly and slowly returned to the "age" column.

its not right.

Wo Xiu tried his best to break free from the interfering thoughts, and realized another problem——

He's a cat in a vest, but that's something only he knows.

And until he regained his memory, he himself thought he was a real cat.

Then...Ya Huiquan didn't know about it, and he always regarded him as a real milk cat who hadn't even passed the weaning period when he got home, and needed someone to take care of his daily sucking.

Then Ya Huiquan married a milk cat.

Wo Xiu: "..."

Wo Xiu: "........."

Therefore, this general who has the title of "the most difficult to deal with in the Star Alliance" in the third-rate gossip in the market, for so many years, no one has been able to break through his defense line. The "threshold for entry" is very different-he doesn't care about human beings at all, does he care about "milk cats"?

Wo Xiu was shocked by his assumption.

This assumption of crazy thinking is enough to make people see that some brains seem to have crossed the freezer and seem to have resumed normal operation, but in fact they are all illusions.

Wo Xiu is still in the shock of marrying Ya Huiquan, especially as a cat. His thoughts and mood are in a mess. It will be difficult for him to regain his true rationality if he doesn't calm down for a while. It is impossible to look at the problem objectively.

"Are you okay?" Baili asked with concern, "I detected that your heart rate fluctuates suddenly, and your emotions seem to be fluctuating along with your heart rate. Although judging from the trajectory of your facial muscles, you seem to be maintaining your appearance. Calm, yet these data suggest that you're going through an emotional shock."

The electronic housekeeper originally said "what happened", he really cared about the cat owner and cat brother.

But before Baili's last question came out, Wo Xiu moved first.

"There's a little emergency." The cat got up from the kitchen counter and said solemnly, "I'm going to leave the kitchen for a while, and I'll leave it to you today, okay?"

Baili immediately postponed the unfinished question, and politely replied: "Of course, no problem. Taking care of housework is my job. You are really too polite in this regard."

When the electronic housekeeper wanted to pick up the delayed problem again, the cat shadow was gone on the kitchen table, leaving him with only an AI. He could only think about the speed of the cat seriously, and at the same time, Baili was right. Looking at the place where there were cats before, he shook the mechanical arm silently.

The artificial intelligence finished the farewell with a sense of ritual, and Wo Xiu went straight to the guest room dedicated to him, and decided to adopt traditional methods to cool his brain and calm his mind.

When the door of the guest guard was slammed open by a tail, Yahuiquan also left Vice President Ning's office in the Cultural Expo Center, and walked out of the administrative office area under the complicated eyes of the other party.

Lu Siming followed the officer cautiously, not daring to say a single extra word.

Because the atmosphere of the conversation that just passed was really weird, people unconsciously held their breath, and even had two shocks.

"...The general situation is like this." Twenty minutes ago, Vice President Ning concluded his important topic with this sentence, and carefully observed the expression of the opposite general on the cliff—still nothing figure it out.

Yahuiquan is as famous as his bad temper, and that is his unusual upbringing experience.

There is a relatively widely accepted saying that Admiral Yashang is the only one in the two important stages of his life when he was transformed from a child to a teenager and then from a teenager to adolescence because he received "AI guardianship" in his childhood. The intimate relationship with artificial intelligence was established with artificial intelligence, which inevitably had an impact on his character shaping, so that he may have some acquired emotional function loss.

His thinking and way of doing things are very "AI".

Therefore, he is logical and meticulous, able to formulate the optimal deployment strategy, and always has the most comprehensive backup plan when leading troops in battle.

That's why he is indifferent and unfriendly, and seems to have no interest in things other than accepting tasks and completing them. For so many years, no one has seen him like or love anything, as if he can't perceive what normal people should be. Some are rich in emotions and are barely touched.

Vice President Ning hadn't had much contact with Yahuiquan himself in the past, and they really had nothing to do with each other in the field of practice. He had to go to the generation of the other's parents with a shy face to break up, so that he could come up with something for the two to pair up. relationship above.

Of course, Vice President Ning had read all the rumors related to Yahuiquan before sending the invitation to the other party, and made preparations before meeting.

He has always believed that the rumors are unbelievable. No matter how "like AI" Yahuiquan is, the other party has not jumped out of the human category from a physiological point of view. As long as he is still within the framework of a human being, it is impossible for a human to remain indifferent to something that is deeply rooted in his blood.

However, at this time, when he finished talking about the big discovery about the other party's parents, there was hope of overturning an old conspiracy, which was the other party's blood relatives anyway. How much will be moved.

Yahuiquan didn't even move his brows, his expression was exactly the same as before.

Those brown eyes with a red tint looked over, reflecting the white light cast from above the office, looking completely cold.

Yahuiquan said indifferently: "As far as I know, the Academy of Arts and Sciences has recently cooperated with foreign organizations to share actual data. One is the exchange exhibition held today, and the project revolves around the development of deep sea relics. The other is about It is a long-distance communication network funded by the government, and the project involves a total of fifteen signal base stations in the star areas of both parties."

"Yes, yes, that's right." Vice President Ning only looked at Yahuiquan for a while, feeling inexplicably that those eyes didn't dare to look any more. It is responsible for the latter, so we accidentally obtained this information."

Admiral Ya's expression finally changed, and the corner of his mouth raised inconspicuously—it was a sneer that the master even stingy with forming.

"Accident?" Yahuiquan picked out these two words separately.

A layer of cold sweat suddenly broke out on Vice President Ning's back.

"The communication project was only approved two weeks ago, and the data docking was done on the last two working days of the previous week. The data items covered need to be in units of 'billion'." Ya Huiquan was not in a hurry, but his sight was like a sharp knife. Scraping from people, "You have integrated the data unexpectedly and efficiently, unexpectedly found the paragraph that matches the case of the year from hundreds of millions of codes, and unexpectedly immediately recalled an old event that has passed 50 years. "

All man-made coincidences were ridiculed by General Yashang with "accident".

He is taller than Vice President Ning, and he can give people a condescending feeling when sitting.

Cold sweat gradually poured from his back to his forehead. No matter how many calculations Vice President Ning had in his mind, he was also a literati who had never left Monte before the war and stayed in the safe zone all the time. The general's tone changed, and a bit of sharpness protruded from the opponent's cold skin, which made people suddenly realize that the look that seemed difficult to provoke before was actually the result of the opponent's intentional restraint.

"Ordinary people don't think about digging up something that happened 50 years ago, especially if it was buried in the soil by default." Ya Huiquan nailed it on the person with a good look, "The person who will dig it up now , either this matter is deeply involved with me, and I am afraid that the unwrapped tail will turn into sparks and burn on me again, so I want to dig it out and clean it up again, or it is because of the deep affection for the person concerned, who has been involved for many years Lai has been looking for opportunities for redress, and will instinctively explore any possibility."

Vice President Ning: "I..."

"I don't think you are the former." Ya Huiquan interrupted him, "Otherwise you wouldn't have sent this matter to me as a gift, which would be too stupid—but I don't think the latter looks like it, so here There should be a third possibility."

Vice President Ning shut his mouth abruptly.

He didn't answer a word, but Yahuiquan had already got the answer from his reaction.

The so-called third possibility, Ya Huiquan didn't go into details, the time was just around the corner for the opening of the exchange meeting, and he just stared at the other party for a while and then got up - this action also shocked the opposite person, Vice President Ning's entire upper body They all leaned back.

"Thank you for your invitation. Let us listen to each other's nonsense in our busy schedule." Ya Huiquan slightly nodded to Vice President Ning, who was almost performing upside down, "You are very good at standing in line, but I'm afraid I don't have a line Let me stand for you, the threshold for the Wings of Glory is not as high as the rumors say, but people who are frightened by me when I stand up will definitely not be able to pass."

After saying this, Yahuiquan started to walk out.

Vice President Ning barely supported the table. After being seen through by Yahuiquan, he changed from active to passive. When he heard this speech that was tantamount to distance, he was stunned for a moment and couldn't believe it. , couldn't help but say to Yahuiquan's back: "But anyway, it's about your parents—"

Ya Huiquan did not look back, as if the parents were not worth mentioning. The two people who died 50 years ago, died longer than the children remembered them. The relationship was not deep enough, probably as early as the ups and downs Being worn out, it's not worth doing anything more for it.

Admiral Yashang deserves to be raised by AI, and behaves like AI. To him, personnel affairs over the years are nothing more than a piece of historical data, which cannot impress his heart. Rumors are not deceiving.

...but really?

Can Yahuiquan really be so completely calm and self-sustaining, as if he was listening to the stories of outsiders, and never moved by "historical data"?

This question was asked by General Ya himself, and the answer he held in his hand was "yes", but he looked into his heart and found a mass of weeds inside.

And the weeds in the desolate wilderness grew wildly, as if they had spread all the way into his throat and blocked his vocal cords, so he had no choice but to remain silent again, saying nothing.

In the eyes of others, Yahuiquan is like "AI", but he can't even figure out the database in his own heart. Data analysis frequently makes mistakes, and he can't get a really satisfactory result.

The Cultural Expo Center reserved a special seat for him. As soon as he entered the venue, he was in the middle of the lively crowd. When he looked at this dark blue space outside, he would think of the small uninhabited planet and the sea area. However, when you actually enter the arena, the effect of the simulator is full. In the extremely realistic environment, the sense of nostalgia and substitution gradually fades away.

He starts to feel fake.

It's too noisy and there are too many people.

Ya Huiquan was bothered by the thoughts in his mind and the real environment, and simultaneously comprehended the hustle and bustle from two dimensions.

He suddenly wanted to take a breath and do something that would allow him to relax for a while.

So he called up his personal terminal and sent a message to the electronic housekeeper on the family channel——

[Has Li Dandan been to the bathroom today? 】