It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Most people say "relax", it may be to play one or two small games that come with the personal terminal, or to read irrelevant entertainment news, read a page or two of leisure books, listen to music or chat with others such as.

No matter how bad it is, if you don’t like games, don’t like chatting, don’t like to watch news on social platforms, and don’t want to listen to music, read books or watch videos, then if you can get up and look at the scenery for a while, if you don’t have the conditions, just close your eyes and rest your mind. Way to relax.

General Ya’s way of relaxing is rather unique. He relaxes by remotely asking about the condition of the cat’s litter box at home. His electronic butler is a very promise-keeping AI. Hope, a word of the situation also refused to say to the master.

And not only did Baili not say anything, but the artificial intelligence replied quickly, receiving the information almost in seconds, and then sent a long string of messages to Elder Yahuiquan in seconds. At first glance, people mistakenly thought that they had received a "Cat Litter Box Today's Observation Record" ", raised two points of interest, and prepared to relieve mental fatigue by remotely sucking cats.

It turned out that it was a small composition written by artificial intelligence in just one minute after looking closely.

The core content of the composition is "On the need for a sense of boundaries between intimate partners".

The idea of ​​propaganda is "I implore people again not to interfere too much with the privacy of cats".

At the end, AI's firm statement "Anyway, I won't help you read it".

Yahuiquan: "..."

The spirit is more exhausted.

The exposition was originally the main itinerary for today's trip, and the main reason why Yahuiquan accepted the invitation was to exchange the new development process and exhibits of the deep-sea relics that will be made public at the exhibition.

A conversation has already reduced people's interest by 50%. His emotions are already hovering in front of the gate of lack of interest. The electronic housekeeper sent a "finishing kick" from the air, which only missed his mood into a negative value. .

As one of the first discoverers of the deep-sea relics, Yahuiquan, the organizer also carefully prepared a commemorative ceremony for him, and designed an award-giving session in the middle and late stages of the exchange exhibition. He didn't even move his face at all, and he didn't mean to condescend to stand up at all. It was the head of his personal guard who was also serious—he was so overwhelmed by the officer's aura that he couldn't even smile politely—and he was in charge of receiving the gifts. The person also subconsciously raised his chest and retracted his abdomen, and put on a military posture as if he was under scrutiny. The two sides completed the gift with an indescribable atmosphere with the solemnity of handing over important evidence.

Yahuiquan arrived home in the evening that day, and Lu Siming knew that the officer was in a bad mood, so he didn't dare to wait for a second to complete the driver's task and then left without even saying hello to Li Dandan.

Yahuiquan found a cat at the door to greet him regularly, and tried to change his mood from the precarious red line, but it was still not enough.

He first had a fight with the electronic butler who was ravaging/ruining his spirit with a small composition. You came and went with each other throughout the whole process, with equal skills. They are simply two contemporary masters of ridicule. The cat sat silently between people and smart appliances the whole time The room is very quiet, with nothing to say, just like a fresh son-in-law watching the old man quarreling with his partner. He has seen too little of this kind of family-level world. No one dares to offend him, and he doesn't know how to help him for a while.

But the cat has proved one point with his own experience, that is, in some wars, it is useless for you to keep silent and stay aside, it will burn you sooner or later.

Yahuiquan suddenly picked up the cat, he stopped bombarding Baili, and looked back at Li Dandan: "Did I treat you badly?"

Li Dandan - Wo Xiu felt that this question must be answered, so he said, "Meow."

Well, well beyond expectations.

Ya Huiquan successfully connected with Maoyu, nodded slightly, and said, "Then I care about you, right?"

Cat: "...meow."

Correct.

So the person who had prepared the ground questioned: "Then let me ask what's wrong with the situation of the cat toilet?"

Didn't I care about you? Didn't I do it out of good for you and worrying about your health?

——This sentence was clearly written on Yahuiquan's face.

He sternly waited for the cat to recognize his logic.

Wo Xiu just "meowed" and didn't move.

Yahuiquan: "..."

Li Dandan suddenly fell silent and stopped responding, gradually embarrassing the originally confident person.

Embarrassed and unbelievable at the same time.

Baili also made up the knife accurately: "I think from this sudden silence, Mr. Li also thinks that there is a problem with your approach. Excessive prying into your partner's privacy is really not advisable."

"Nonsense!" Ya Huiquan sprayed the electronic housekeeper first, and then looked at the cat after spraying. He dragged Li Dandan closer to him, and even grabbed a cat's paw seriously, "Your first month at home, I feed the rice, I feed the milk, I buy the toys, and I shovel the cat litter. Kittens seven weeks ago have to be massaged every day to promote the development of their brains and limbs. This is also what I press—— And now you don't even give in to caring? Your rebellious period came so early?"

Ever since Wo Xiu found out that he was married to Ya Huiquan in the body of a cat during the day, on this evening when someone held his claws and questioned him, he realized a new problem full of complexities——

Married, is really married, but in the heart of his "frequently seen and always new" marriage partner, Ya Huiquan probably never thought of taking a cat as a marriage partner.

Yahuiquan is not looking at the cat as a serious partner, but has already assumed the image of the cat's parent and wants to be his father.

"This is not a problem of the 'rebellious period' that doesn't exist at all." Wo Xiu thought helplessly, "It's because we stop now, and it's too late to pay attention, otherwise when I fully recover, you know that Li Dandan is equal to Wo Xiu's Maybe what broke out that day was not just a family war, but a family murder."

A whole day was enough for Wo Xiu to calm down. He stayed in the guest bathroom for almost an hour, and activated the bathtub that might not be used once in three or five years at home.

Even if it looks like a cat at the moment, its body shape looks like a domestic cat for the time being, it does not mean that its habits and abilities have completely become like a kitten. The "cat" with round ears and brown stripes soaks in a bathtub filled with cold water to cool down its thinking. The dense hair is only wetted by water on the surface, which basically does not cause any discomfort. By the way, it also allowed him to stroke more information within that hour.

Wo Xiu completely ignored the "marriage" before, and only positioned himself as the cat that Yahuiquan accidentally brought home. The main reason was not that there was still a gap in his memory connection, and this part of the memory was not connected.

On the contrary, it was he who connected Li Dandan's cognition of Yahuiquan so well, and he fully accepted all the feelings he had for this person as a pure "cat identity", so this gave him confuses.

Most felines have a proud nature and a strong sense of territory. Not only do they like to mark objects, but if they set their sights on someone, the sense of territory will spread and people will also be included in the marked area.

Yahuiquan sees Li Dandan as "his own cat", and he is full of care for the cat that looks young and fragile and depends on him.

Wo Xiu picked up his own views on Yahuiquan when he was Li Dandan, and found that what he thought was very simple and rude-"my people".

For this person, Yahuiquan, he can have any identity label on him, whether he defines himself as a shit-shoveling officer, a cat parent, a marriage partner, a legal spouse, a family member...

In Maoyan, all the above can be reduced to whole.

Li Dandan looked at him every day, and would only put this unique label on this person, thinking to him: "My person."

my people.

This label directly and strongly overrides all others.

So it was a matter of course, Wo Xiu took over the memory of being a cat, and only inherited the default view of "my person". What about "shit shoveling officer" and "cat parent" are all things he later relied on human thinking to go to. Added to Yahuiquan.

Marriage is a big event, but he just missed it inadvertently. He still had to look at the relationship information filled in by others to suddenly realize that he had overlooked something very important.

After Ya Huiquan took stock of his painstaking efforts towards the cat, he hoped that Li Dandan, who was suspected of entering the rebellious period prematurely, would reflect on himself and quickly figure out which team the cat should be in - he didn't tell anyone in the Cultural Expo Center "I don't have a team here to stand for you" momentum.

Finally, the cat finally "meowed" again.

"Hey," said the cat.

Yahuiquan let go of the cat's claws, hugged the cat back into his arms, and immediately unilaterally rushed hundreds of miles to declare victory, and then activated the skill of pretending to be deaf and dumb. No matter how the electronic housekeeper gave examples, he pretended not Hearing that, he took Li Dandan upstairs.

Arguing with Baili is another alternative way for Yahuiquan to relax.

"You often hear me bickering with Baili, do you think this behavior is weird?" Ya Huiquan was talking to the cat in the nighttime bedroom where Baili was shielded as usual. He sat on a chair by the window and put Li Dandan rests between her raised arms.

The cat's tail twirled loosely, wrapping it slowly around his wrist.

He didn't seem to really want to chat with the cat, and the speech was a bit meaningless. After he started his head on his own, there was a long pause in the middle.

Bickering with Baili made his mood continue to turn back by 50%, and the pressure was relieved by half. Yahuiquan relied on the cat to continue to relieve the rest of his mental fatigue. Some miscellaneous thoughts flooded into his mind along with the complicated information during the day while his mind was relaxed. Here, let him think about some things that are not there.

"But there are not many people I can talk to casually." Yahuiquan said after a while, he began to comb the warm fluff on the cat's back with his fingers, a little smile appeared on his mouth briefly, and then He quickly covered it up, "Aside from the identity, rank, and other things that make others have to deal with me, I am really not easy to get along with. Objectively speaking, more than half of the rumors outside are correct. I I have to admit this myself, so most people can’t insist on talking to me all the time.”

The cat moves its tail around the wrist as if it were rubbing reassuringly on a human wrist.

"One hundred miles counts as one." Yahuiquan said, "then you, and..."

Yahuiquan had a small pause.

Then he said, "No, not anymore."

The cat raised its head and looked at the man quietly.

Ya Huiquan lowered his head to meet those blue eyes.

I don't know what the cat saw from the man's face. Li Dandan seemed to think that he needed more comfort. Soon, the man saw the cat pull out the front paws it was holding, and straighten its upper body flexibly.

When Li Dandan approached suddenly, out of conditioned reflex, Ya Huiquan lifted his chin up - the cat stepped on his chest unceremoniously and came up.

But this dodge was obviously of little use given the cat's dexterity and agility.

Li Dandan seemed to let out a "purr" from his throat, which sounded a bit like muttering, or like a cat laughing at a needless conditioned reflex.

Yahuiquan's face was quickly touched by a wet little thing, and he breathed warmly.

Yahuiquan: "..."

It was the first time in his life that he was attacked in the face. The criminal was still his own cat. He was stunned for at least two or three minutes. When he lowered his head again, he found that Li Dandan rubbed against him on his own, and he did not care about his relatives without saying hello at all. Self-awareness of the face.

The cat has lowered its upper body back again, and lazily lay back on the human arm again.

The relative-stealing criminal was so busy that he caught the victim off guard.

"...Where did you learn it from?" Yahuiquan said after a while, he tightened his arms, and his voice softened without noticing, his expression gradually showed a bit of amused and helpless, "I remember rebellious period and adolescence It should come together, after you learn to rebel without a teacher, you have awakened a new skill in adolescence?"

The cat narrowed its blue eyes and didn't seem to want to answer the question.

Ya Huiquan continued to stroke the cat's back hair, and his fingers ran along the warm plush repeatedly.

When the cat realized that the man seemed to have been quiet for a long time without knowing it, and when the man's hand combing the hair stopped unconsciously, it shrugged its back slightly, and felt the resting fingertips brushing between the hairs.

Human fingers and wrists are very loose.

Just in the posture of leaning on the chair, Yahuiquan actually fell asleep.

That chair is far less comfortable than the sofa in the small living room downstairs, nor is it like those chairs in the sun room, although they are made of solid wood, they are all covered with fluffy and soft cushions-it is very firm and cold, like General Ya who is too lazy to think about the house Arrangement, directly carried the metal chair from the conference room into the bedroom.

It is not a chair made with "comfort" as the first consideration at all. It is difficult to relax when sitting, and you will subconsciously sit upright with the metal backrest. Of course, it is not good for sleeping on it, and it does not fit the human body at all. , Ya Huiquan slept for a while with his shoulders on the back of the metal surface, his shoulders moved slightly, as if a person wanted to break free from an uncomfortable environment in his sleep, which made him slowly slide to the side, The head was about to slip out of the limited area along the horizontal edge of the chair back, and almost fell off the side.

His bosom did not know when it was empty, and the cat disappeared.

Before his head really slipped down, a hand quickly stretched out from the side, carefully supporting his head.

So his profile is unbiased.

It just happened to rub against the opponent's palm.