It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

、Since the bilateral meeting was held last time, in order to better improve the cooperation of the team members and polish this newly-drawn team, the delegation of Glorious Wings did not return to the headquarters of the fortress, but took the principle of proximity and stationed in the remote Monte In a space military base very close to Xingxing, he is personally inspected and trained by the supreme officer, Admiral Ya, every day.

Correspondingly, as another team in charge of the natural disaster core cleaning project, and a distinguished guest who came from afar from outside the region, the Star Alliance, in order to show their sincerity to the outside alliance, showed that they would never neglect the guests of the outside alliance, and would only offer The highest courtesy-the special forces are also arranged in another space base near Monte.

Monte is the capital of the first galaxy of the Star Alliance, and the first galaxy is the most developed and prosperous galaxy within the Star Alliance.

The military station closest to the "capital of the capital" naturally belongs to one of the best batches, and it is in line with the courtesy of hospitality. This logic is not wrong at first glance.

However, when the distance between these two space bases is not too far for mech warships and other interstellar vehicles, considering that the adjacent bases can often engage in joint military training, joint exercises and so on, their orbit route design , have a very high degree of overlap, and even share a rest point that can be used as a transit supply, the situation becomes somewhat embarrassing.

The "Brothers' Base" is now occupied by their former enemies, but they cannot cut their robes and judge righteousness neatly. Twice, they will also meet in the transfer supply point, sharing the administrative command office building, rest room and logistics canteen there,

According to gossip, the turnover rate of employees in the supply point has increased by 70%—it is because of the weird and unpredictable atmosphere there.

Ordinary small civil servants just want to make ends meet and clock in to work safely, and most people don't want to live a life of worrying about two days a week.

Who likes to squeeze in between two sets of "killers" with high combat effectiveness to survive?Even if the top commanders on both sides have issued a death order and armed brawls are strictly prohibited, the killing weapons will not reduce the sense of threat just because they do not fire. The two parties who are "black and white" in terms of uniform color matching are only Looking at each other silently, and habitually pressing the hands on the waist or clasping the inside of the wrist, it is enough to feel intimidating, challenging the heart and nerves of ordinary people.

Only for "extraordinary people", this matter not only does not make their nerves tense, but Wo Xiu was relieved after learning this.

The bases facing each other at a close distance, coexisting twice a week, Wo Xiuxu found an opportunity to contact his old subordinates from them.

Of course, it is impossible for a cat to go to a space military base at will, and ordinary cats should not be able to enter the administrative command center.

However, if a cat marries a commander who needs to frequently use the command center, he is a legitimate family member. A certain cat-loving general even included the cat's individual test results in the assessment list, and quickly turned his cat into a If you become a less formal "off-court coach", then anything is possible.

The first time Wo Xiu went back to the space base where the Radiant Wings delegation was stationed, he was taken by Ya Huiquan.

He didn't find a chance to contact another team for the first time, and spent most of the time with Yahuiquan in the commander's lounge in the base.

There were only two tasks for the "off-site guidance" that day. The first was to accompany people to work, like a secretary who was directly appointed to work without going through the personnel process. He was very terrified, and worried that the personal guards, including himself, might be notified of layoffs in a short time.

Apart from not being able to speak and send and receive messages, cats are almost as capable as humans, and they are better at pleasing the chief than they are.

"Off-court guidance" put a lot of pressure on the guards.

The cat's second task that day was when the training progressed to anti-jamming training, "Director Li" finally followed General Ya out of the rest room, and it was taken to the training ground to show the cat how to resist The virtual projection confuses the senses, relying on keen resolution and outstanding mental power to resist interference attacks.

"Director Li" relied on his strength to rectify his name, proving that his partner took the cat as an off-site coach, not because of the sequelae of mental trauma, and the wise and powerful General Ya did not accidentally lose his mind.

On the one hand, after the end of the show, "Director Li" used the cat's gifted hiding skills to hide in a small area to avoid people's eyes, and quickly checked all the military management regulations and laws of the Star Alliance - it was worried that People are behaving illegally today.

And even if today's behavior of "bringing cats into the training ground" does not violate the rules, in case the identity is restored in the future, Li Dandan is Woxiu and it is revealed that "General Ya openly asked the joint commander from outside the territory to provide internal guidance" What about violations?Will he be reported to a military court?

How can this work, this must not work.

Wo Xiu efficiently read all the regulations and bills, making sure that if this happens, he has at least three sets of countermeasures in hand, and finally he is relieved.

"Where have you been?" After the cat slipped out of its hiding place, thinking that the people who were engrossed in the training ground hadn't noticed its brief disappearance, it had just sat down beside the people when Ya Huiquan, wearing white gloves, suddenly Just lowering his gaze, the texture of the glove rubbed against the cat's fur.

General Ya recorded the problems he saw from the training with one hand, without affecting the cat with the other hand. He touched Li Dandan from the back to the top of the head, and gently pinched the cat's ear: "Base It’s bigger than at home, so don’t run around, you don’t have a positioning chip on your body, so it’s not easy to find.”

As a beloved cat, Li Dandan is very important to his family, but he does not have a positioning chip or any other positioning equipment on his body. This is what Wo Xiu finally realized during the week of looking for a way to recover. matter.

When Ya Huiquan talked about the chip, he was very embarrassed, and even squirted "stupid x marriage law" angrily in front of the cat.

Because, according to the Star Alliance Marriage Law, legal spouses must respect each other, and both parties should be equal in marriage. Even two people who have a marriage relationship must respect the personal freedom of others in marriage, and must not abuse the authority of a partner. Do not use seemingly reasonable reasons such as love, infatuation, and deep-rooted love to intentionally monitor, locate, or even control your partner, and then restrict your partner's personal freedom, and do not use the name of love to satisfy your personal desires.

Just listening to it like this, it seems that there is no problem with this regulation, and it has effectively cracked down on some perverts.

However, the "New Marriage Law" was promulgated, and the Star Alliance opened up cross-species marriages. Many people's partners are not even healthy natural persons. When the marriage partner is an unhealthy natural person, there may even be communication difficulties, and the whereabouts are difficult to track. Proper positioning Instead, the device is protection, helping these people make sure they don't lose their significant other.

The "New Marriage Law" directly adopted this set of regulations on "no illegal restriction of personal freedom", and the hastily passed bill did not make any amendments to the supporting rules.The advancement of the law always lags behind the reality, which makes it difficult for people who actively and passively choose interracial marriage.

"Do you still remember the man from Changhongxing who married the spider?" Ya Huiquan pinched Li Dandan's ear again, his gaze had already fallen back to the switching screen on the training ground, multitasking, nothing to do with work and petting cats conflict.

Li Dandan—Wo Xiu scratched his memory, and vaguely remembered that there was such a number one person, he let out a "meow".

General Ya moved his hand on the operating module, called up his personal terminal, and showed the cat the news that Baili, the family's number one gossip, had collected specially.

It turned out that the gentleman who got a lot of votes by marrying a spider was caught in a scandal recently.

This scandal is very joyful to say the least. In a nutshell, the man failed to chip the spider, so one day, his spider went out to play by itself, and when he returned home, he searched for spiders in his yard.

I got it wrong.

This man brought a strange spider back home, and he also brought the wrong spider to the dinner party, met with the guests that night, and the guests and the host were talking happily, then an embarrassing scene appeared, and the spider came back by itself after going out to play. up.

Two spiders, sixteen eyes stared at each other silently, and the people in the living room looked at each other for a while, many eyes witnessed this "misidentified partner" spectacle.

This gossip news spread all over Changhong Star's local social media that night, and then flew out of Changhong, deriving "whether interracial marriages are just for show", "the destruction of plastic marriages", "on hypocritical human beings' love for inhuman creatures Injury" and many other reports.

Wo Xiu finished reading: "..."

The news from the gossip forum has always been that if it can be three points true, it is good, and most of it is "one point true, nine points nonsense".

According to Wo Xiu’s judgment, the article transferred by Yahuiquan felt that most of the article should be exaggerated. The words and sentences were chosen to attract people’s attention as much as possible. Not usually too impassioned - as if he was one eye of the victimized spider, not only came to the scene that night, but also directly connected the spider's brain nerves.

Otherwise, how can people conjure up such sentences as "it was stunned on the spot, with eight eyes hoping that what it saw was false, and the gazes from the eight eyes were not enough to support its sadness".

But that's not the point.

Wo Xiu silently pressed his paw to turn off the screen, he turned to the front of Yahuiquan, and stood firmly on the blank edge of the console with amazing balance.

Then he patted his tail on the back of the man's hand questioningly.

"I really won't mistake you." Ya Huiquan's eyes still stayed on the screen in front of him, and he seemed to have a shallow and short smile.

When the cat didn't make a sound at all, his ability to understand the "meaning of a cat" soared, and he could understand what a cat meant with just this tail.

Yahuiquan grabbed the tail with his backhand, and pulled it with his gloved fingertips: "But it's really annoying not having a chip, so you follow me as much as possible, and I try to take you wherever I go, no Run around."

Sitting on the operating table, the cat tilted its head and stared at the person with its bright blue eyes for a moment, then it continued to step on the edge of the table dexterously and with superb balance, and pressed its front paws on the person's shoulders with ease.

He rubbed his nose against the side of the person's face again.

That's probably the cat saying, "Okay, we've made a deal."

Yahuiquan didn't know where the custom of making an appointment to kiss came from, and he didn't have the conditions to verify whether other people's cats were like this.

However, this agreement process obviously pleased him. He once again understood the cat's meaning smoothly, and then scratched the cat's chin for a long time.

Adhering to the words of "I will take you wherever I go" to the cat, Woxiu was brought to the base by Yahuiquan again as a cat for the second time. Coincidentally, there was a temporary situation that day. It was necessary for the commander to personally lead the team on the mecha, and when he went to the inner core of the star area to test a tactical result, General Ya took a step out of the rest room, and there was an extra claw on his military trousers, and there were more claws on his military boots in a blink of an eye. A ball of fluff.

The cat looked up at him in front of his legs.

Will you take me wherever you agreed to go?

The cat said so with an expression.

General Ya struggled for a moment visible to the naked eye, and then he remembered the transit rest place in the star area.

"I have at least four hours to maintain a high degree of concentration, and I can't take you." He discussed with the cat, "But during and after the drill, I will go to the transit supply office, and I will send you there. You are in the rest area Play for a while, and when the whole process is over, we will go home together."

The cat was easy to discuss, and after listening to it, it moved away from the man's boots and let go of its claws that were hooking the man's trouser legs.

Ya Huiquan never imagined that this seemingly "best second best" solution happened to be the one his cat hoped for most.

Half an hour later, Wo Xiu sat in the "children's interstellar transition balance cabin" specially equipped for him by Yahuiquan. Under the gravity pressure level of caring for infants and young children, he was successfully delivered to the transit supply station, and was guarded there in the glorious place. Wing Fifth Wing Captain receives.

"The general's rest room is here." The captain of the Fifth Wing was fortunate enough to hear the shocking rumor that "this cat does not allow outsiders to play with it, let alone start it. Anyone who violates it may be punished as disrupting a military marriage." He did not dare to neglect it at all. ——I didn’t even dare to let the cat out of the balance cabin. I just picked up the cat and the other party’s child’s car, and carried the whole thing to the resting place in Yahuiquan at the transit point.

Wo Xiu: "..."

The brain circuit of this friend is really difficult for cats to comment on.

On the way, because the transfer point is currently shared by the two parties, and today happens to be the "sharing day" twice a week, this really eye-catching moving project is of course attracted the attention of the other party.

The Woxiu cat was still in his child's car, and the fifth wing captain's arm covered the window of the car. The members of the special forces did not see the cat's true face, but this did not prevent some of them from taking the opportunity to talk about it. In a few words, General Guan Ya's cat spouse is called "Cat Baby", and he made a mentally retarded laugh that made it difficult for the former captain not to remember their names.

After 15 minutes, "Maobao" efficiently completed the work of stepping out at the transfer point, figured out the general use area of ​​the members on both sides, and found out the administrative area of ​​the other commander. He avoided all the monitoring points along the way, and the shadow mixed in. The commander's office next door.

When Usansa suddenly realized that there was an extra breath in the office, Wo Xiu had already been squatting in the blind corner of the room, and had been quietly coming in for a while.

"Commander, Commander?" The person handing over the documents was not as sharp as Usansa, and just looked up with her blankly, "What are you looking at?"

The thick shading leaves in the corner rustled, finally revealing a pair of eyes from behind.

"What?!" The person who connected the file was taken aback, and then said in confusion, "Cats? Why are there cats here?"

As he said that, the man paused for a moment, then suddenly remembered something, and suddenly realized: "Is it the baby cat next door? They were discussing this outside just now, and they said that it was brought here in a baby seat, and it is a real baby. "

"Today is a good day for a reunion." The shrunken big cat slowly wagged its tail in the shadows, thinking.

But what does that have to do with some people dying?