It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

The person who docked the file was not very old, not more than thirty, and in terms of ephemeris age, he was still a young boy. Wo Xiu remembered that this person had the caiman gene and his teeth were very long. It is distinctive, a mouth will reveal two rows of fine and dense small teeth.

Caimans can only be considered small and medium-sized in the crocodile family, and the bite force of the upper and lower jaws is also average. Once the front snout is suppressed by a stronger force, it is basically unable to open its mouth again, and its combat effectiveness is halved.

Therefore, in the ancient earth period, caimans would become the hunting targets of tigers, jaguars and other big cats that can enter the water and have amazing strength.

I don’t know if it’s genetic or not. This team member who only carries part of the caiman gene is nicknamed "Little Caimen". The child is also naturally a little timid towards his fellow big cats, as if genes helped him subconsciously engrave the memory of his ancestors being snatched away by big cats.

But little Kaimen is afraid of big cat colleagues, but also likes kittens.

"How did the cat next door come here?" After Xiao Kaimen reported the information about the "baby cat" to Usansha, he turned his head and looked at the cat that was still squatting on a high place with only a pair of eyes showing, a little puzzled ,"be lost?"

Little Kaimen wondered about the cat's disappearance, but at the same time, his love for the kitten was ready to move. He couldn't help trying to figure out the other party's intention of staying still at a high place, and quickly came to a conclusion that he thought was reasonable. He opened his arms and asked the cat: "Baby, can't you come down after you go up?"

The "baby cat" discussed by colleagues is really impressive. Xiao Kaimen himself said "baby" several times in a row just now, and it is quite easy to call a strange kitten "baby".

If Little Kaimen hadn't been blinded by his love for kittens, or if his insight was higher, he should have noticed that beside him, Commander Usansa hadn't spoken for a long time, and Lady Lion had never noticed " Since the existence of "Little Cat", she seemed to have fallen into astonishment, and even showed shock on her face after meeting those blue eyes.

Usansa, who realized something and couldn't believe it immediately, was speechless.

Little Kaimen, who didn't realize anything, talked a lot: "No matter how you came here, it's okay baby, you see, I'm ready to follow you, and no one in this office will hurt you, we are all friendly... Well……"

The reason why I couldn't finish the rest of the sentence was because Little Kaimen suddenly saw that "Baby" stretched out a paw from behind the shading blade with a blank expression--that paw looked very kitty at first glance!

The Covenant couldn't see the species differences in the size of the paw pads and the limbs, but most of the Outlanders could tell, and a member of the Special Forces with a bunch of big cat colleagues could tell the difference.

"Wait, isn't Ya Huiquan's marriage partner a small house cat?" Little Kaimen only had time to think this way for a second.

"Baby" stretched out a paw, of course not to let the old men with poor insight recognize the cat by the paw, he finally didn't have to deliberately shrink his chest, and he didn't have to worry about frightening his own people and deliberately holding his throat Out of breath, because Xiao Kaimen closed his mouth for a short while and fell into a quiet room, a roar exploded, like thunder suddenly falling on a sunny day.

The little crocodile who was afraid of big cats was dumbfounded, and felt that his internal organs were trembling in an instant.

And he wasn't the only one who was trembling physically and mentally.

"Baby" Wo Xiu patted on the shading blade by the way.

There was a sputtering.

The shading leaves that are enough to cover the entire floor-to-ceiling window, just in this playful slap, seem to be made of surplus tofu from the back kitchen of the cafeteria. The poles began to fall together, collapsing layer upon layer to the ground.

Wo Xiu launched a demolition with high efficiency. With the scattered leaves blocking the line of sight and the shock of the tiger's roar, he has already completed a form change.

A voice that is too familiar to the special forces rang out: "It's a bit sudden to come back, I can only ask you to bear with me, if you can't tolerate me, there is nothing you can do, welcome to find me and fight according to the old rules in the team , others will be explained later—now all stand at attention, close your eyes, and rest!"

The collapse process of the shading blade is like a domino falling vertically, and the resurrected person speaks quickly and clearly in the background sound of it falling.

His voice was clearly very familiar, but because he hadn't heard this voice for a long time, he also tacitly agreed that it would never sound again, so until it suddenly changed its tone, from a casual chattering to a decisive command, Everyone in the special forces commander's office was stunned at the sound of Wo Xiu's voice, and their eyes subconsciously rushed to the corner filled with flying dust, trying to see clearly the people behind them who were covered by debris and flying dust.

When he reached the end of his words, relying on the tacit understanding and obedience instincts honed in the past, everyone got used to the feeling of hearing his voice again within fifty words. The last command is executed.

——Including Xiao Kaimen who was stunned by the roar of the tiger before.

"Little Kaimen."

The young crocodile, whose eyes were tightly closed along with the others, was named.

Little Kaimen was still in confusion and shock, the overwhelming amount of information almost overloaded his mind.

But when he heard the roll call, he still instinctively replied: "Yes!"

He seemed to be the ex-boss who cheated corpses in broad daylight—no, no ex-boss, just the boss—and said to him: “I’ll give you a special mission, and it’s also the first mission I’ll release after I come back. Done, I don't care about your five beeps of 'baby' just now."

so what...

Was he just calling the boss, baby, baby...

Little Kaimen even trembled in thinking.

"What's your answer?" the boss asked again.

Little Kaimen trembled: "Yes!"

Wo Xiu reported a list of people's names as if ordering food.

Xiao Kaimen was dizzy from hearing it, and the people around him were also a little dizzy from hearing it—is he going to gather with people like Han to discuss urgently the major incidents in the team?

But... But this tone like ordering food, why does it have the taste of "all the ordered ones will be sent to the back kitchen of the cafeteria tonight, and they will be slaughtered for an extra meal for all the staff", it feels like everyone who is named The future is not so good?

Wo Xiu finished ordering, oh no, after ordering names, the task details were finally continued.

He told Little Caimen to turn back, then to the right, and then opened his eyes.

As soon as Xiao Kaimen opened his eyes, he found that he was facing the door of the office.

"Any one of the people who have been named." Wo Xiu said, "You immediately strip off his uniform, bring the clothes to me, and let him run naked in the public rest area. This is your task—otherwise you will You undress me now, you go out and run naked."

Little Kaimen: "..."

Regardless of how the boss came back from the dead, the boss has always been a mystery in the team, which kind of big cat the xenogeneic gene corresponds to, and there is no time to mention it.

The only thing that is 100% certain right now is that he really called the boss "baby" a lot.

"What are you doing in a daze?" Wo Xiu's voice came from behind. When he was not in the state of giving orders, his tone always sounded a little lazy.

Wo Xiu "casually" threatened the child and said: "I love freedom, but not to the point where I even love the freedom of running naked for a long time. Thank you, the floor-to-ceiling glass in this office is one-way, little crocodile." .”

Little Kaimen quickly grasped what the boss had to say—otherwise, he would have been stripped of his uniform and thrown out naked by the boss in the office where he is the only male unfortunately.

"Yes... yes!" Little Kaimen answered quickly, "I'll find you clothes right now, and I promise to grab you all of the other party's underpants!"

Wo Xiu was silent for a while, and suddenly felt that he might have gone too far in scaring the child, and it was unnecessary to work so hard.

Before Little Kaimen could get out of the door completely, Wo Xiu randomly picked up a sponge buffer from nearby, and with a flick of his knuckles, he compressed the buffer into a small ball on the spot, and then threw the ball out with a flick of his fingertips. Rely on it to interrupt Xiao Kaimen's going out.

"Gag order No. 21." Warbum reminded, "Don't spread the word about it yet."

"understand!"

After Xiao Kaimen answered, he showed the fastest speed that the crocodile gene can play on dry land, and rushed out to perform his task of stripping clothes.

Hearing the sound of the electronic door being locked again, Wo Xiu rubbed his brows, and then turned to look at the few people in the room headed by Usansa who still had their eyes closed.

"...I hope little Kaimen can speed up." Wo Xiu said, "otherwise this reunion scene is really a bit embarrassing."

Someone in the room laughed "puchi".

"It's not like you, boss." The eyelids and nose were red, but it didn't stop the team member from chuckling, "Didn't you always say that there are no men and women in the special forces? Who deliberately uses gender in your team?" Do you consciously roll in front of you and get beaten when you provoke something? And the number of times we have fought side by side in the past is gone. Take our surprise attack team as an example. Everyone in the team is short of this or that. There are quite a few times in the cabin, why did you meet everyone after miraculously cheating the corpse?"

"Is this the same thing?" Wo Xiu knew that the other party was deliberately messing around in order to ease his emotions, so he said so, but his eyes were closed.

Knowing that no one can see him, he also shook his head, and casually surrounded the shading blades, feeling like a "primitive among primitives" who was quite wild even in the ancient earth period.

When the special forces were first established, they were a team of no more than 16 people. In terms of size, they could only be regarded as a small mecha team, and they could only be called "special operations teams".

It has been able to develop and grow step by step until now, and finally became an ace force capable of competing with the Star Alliance's Shining Wing Fortress in the decades-long war, all brought up by Wo Xiu.

When Wo Xiu brought the special forces to the Covenant for the first time, the title before his name was both captain and commander.

The old people feel that it is kind to be called the captain, and the newcomers who come in when the team expands are called the commander.

However, regardless of old people or newcomers, everyone still has a common appellation "boss".

Wo Xiu's eyes fell on the "Acting Captain" logo worn by Usansa for a moment-the three lion sisters are also the elders of the team. When Usansha took over the temporary command authority, it should be her own idea. The label is set to "Acting Captain" instead of "Acting Commander".

As if aware of the gaze, the calm lady Lion closed her eyes and nodded at Wo Xiu.

She was the first to realize something was wrong, but due to her personality, she behaved the most restrained, and her emotions were conveyed in subtle body language.

"How could I break up with my own family?" Woxiu said.

Everyone in the room laughed.

"But I do need to pay more attention now than before." Wo Xiu said again, "After all, I am now..."

The words after "a" are not finished.

It was Wo Xiu who interrupted Xiao Kaimen with his movements before. Unexpectedly, within half an hour, Feng Shui took turns, and Xiao Kaimen was blown out like a gust of wind. Today, not only the speed is amazing, but also the fighting power is amazing.

In just two sentences, the young crocodile who had successfully snatched the clothes for the boss returned triumphantly with his uniform, so fast that it looked as if he had torn the clothes off someone.

The moment the electronic door opened and closed, I could still hear a voice from outside: "I fuck the little crocodile!! Are you fucking crazy today?!"

The real reunion began when the resurrected commander tidied himself up and formally met with his core subordinates.

Excitement, disbelief mixed with surprise.

If emotions are waves that can be realized, then presumably, the huge waves that have been set off must have smashed the ceiling of the commander's office, and the raging torrent will engulf every place in this small transfer station.

In addition to having a lot of emotions for everyone to digest, they also did the necessary genetic information comparison and identity verification.

Because it is very rare for a carrier of a heterogeneous gene to turn into a beast, they urgently dispatched a special device to give Wo Xiu a quick physical examination.

The core subordinates took the time to quickly report to Wo Xiu the information during his "death"...

There are so many things to do, and the schedule is so detailed that every minute and second is used.

This is a carnival that only a few people participate in.

At the same time, in the eyes of those who didn't know the details of the carnival—mainly the Covenant people who shared the transit point with the special forces—they just thought it was strange how normal this group of people next door was today.

A push message was once sent to General Ya's personal terminal, and the captain of the Fifth Wing reported to him that there seemed to be a sudden riot in the rest area.

Yahuiquan frowned at the message, remembering his cat, and was about to ask about the situation carefully. Within 2 minutes, the captain of the Fifth Wing sent another message, and reported to the general with a low eyebrow: "The riot seems to have subsided. , broke out inside the special forces and did not interfere with our rest area."

General Ya was baffled.

Ya Huiquan simply took a minute to connect to the communication, and asked directly: "What about the level and details of the riot? You sent me two letters in a row, just to send me this kind of child-level report?"

The captain of the Fifth Wing was very nervous, making himself and his spine rigid and upright, but it was not difficult to see that there was a bit of confusion hidden under his serious stiffness. He said: "The grade was originally judged to be 'B+', and the special forces rest area Riots broke out, and a member of the Special Forces suddenly launched an attack on his colleagues, but then the risk level assessment was downgraded to 'C-', and the purpose of the other party's attack seemed...just to humiliate his colleagues in public."

General Ya raised an eyebrow slightly, and heard a pause in his subordinate's words.

The captain of the Fifth Wing gritted his teeth and reported the details of the "humiliation": "The members of the special forces who should riot took all the clothes of their colleagues and forced them to stay in the public hall. He took the other party's clothes and left without causing further damage, but only visually traumatized the personality and spirit of the colleague."

The so-called "excited face" and "very fanatical" are actually Xiao Kaimen who was ordered to come out to find clothes for the chief. On the way to perform the mission, his nerves ran for half a marathon, and finally realized that their boss really came back , the whole person's spirit was immediately excited, and he couldn't help but go to work for the boss with ecstasy.

He was genuinely excited.

In the eyes of "friends and neighbors" who don't know the truth, it is really indescribable.

What a pervert!

Yahuiquan listened to the news from a remote location, followed by five seconds of silence, and told the Captain of the Fifth Wing not to open the door to his lounge if he had nothing to do. He made sure that Li Dandan had already been sent in, and let the cat stay in the room Don't bother anyone, he will accompany the cat when he returns to the voyage - so as not to open and close the door too many times, and let the abnormal virus next door spread into his lounge, poisoning his innocent and well-behaved cat.

The "innocent and well-behaved" cat was beating up his teammates when General Ya continued to cruise. Thanks to the big universe, at least half of the people who dared to call him "baby" were in the list of core members, and he directly counted his actions as "identity verification" One ring, played very happily.