It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"Before entering the Star Era, in about 220 years of the 'Navigation Old Calendar', the first batch of heterogeneous gene carriers had reached a stability rate of 80%, and the genes from other species had completed the integration with the original human genes in the carriers. After running in, the carriers of the heterogeneous gene have also changed from the initial different forms, and gradually returned to the original appearance of human beings. After 220 years in the old calendar, there have been basically no cases of complete animalization."

"In the relevant information recorded after 220 years in the old calendar, we can look at these two screens. This is the closest event we have found - this person is a bird gene carrier. When he had a 'beastization reaction', Symptoms are mainly manifested in the expansion of local heterogeneous features, his shoulders, back and arms have grown feathers, his physiological structure has undergone certain changes, and his behavioral habits have also changed."

"But it's still different from your situation. Boss, this person has the most people. It can only be said that he has become a bird man, and he has not completely turned into a bird."

The commander's office of the special forces was temporarily requisitioned as a conference room. In the room with the highest level of soundproof protection, there were almost a dozen people crowded together, and both men and women were all tall. The space is very cramped.

The core scientific research technician in a white coat is doing the explanation solemnly, keeping calm and self-restrained in his professional field, and only through his voice with a slight nasal sound, it can be seen that this person is also very excited about Wo Xiu's fraudulent corpse.

They have already completed a very thorough identity verification, and have also obtained the latest genetic scan information from Wo Xiu, and are trying to analyze the reason for his complete animalization, so as to solve the recovery problem as soon as possible.

"But having said that, Boss, you are hiding really deep enough." Someone followed the technician and spoke up, destroying the atmosphere of the serious meeting before.

This person's voice also has a thick nasal sound, but it's because both of his nostrils are being "blocked" by cotton balls.

Both his and his brother's noses were temporarily blocked.

If Yahuiquan was also present, General Ya would probably comment: "The two of you can talk nicely."

These two are the gray wolf brothers who once set a record of cursing for 10 minutes.

It is also one of the bastards who wantonly mocked "Baby Cat" before.

If the nostrils are not blocked, the wolf brothers will have two waterfalls of nosebleeds on their faces at this moment, which shows that their returning boss is a ruthless "baby".

Rudolph said in a low voice: "In the past, none of you knew which original species your heterogeneous gene corresponds to. You only know that this is confidential information. Since you were still studying at the United Military Academy, you have filled in the file with 'unknown'. Team Li also opened a market specifically for this matter, betting on which big family you are in, and basically supports the canine family and the cat family."

Rupert raised his head a little higher, and he helped himself and his brother to press the bridge of the nose at the same time, not forgetting to chime in: "That's right, boss, we always thought you were a canine, and you even fought with the leopard next door because of it." , you have a lot of tactics to play like a dog, it’s not that the canine family is unacceptable, why did you suddenly become a cat? It shouldn’t be!”

Wo Xiu was wearing a coat, and his gaze was originally on the screen in front of him. After hearing this, he glanced at the "brilliant" face of Brother Wolf, and suddenly heard him being called a "tactical dog" openly. He gave the other a kind smile.

"What are you doing?" Wo Xiu said "kindly", "I thought the round just now wasn't enough, so you rushed to me to report yourself that you guys really engaged in team gambling, lest you won't make an appointment for the next round?"

"no no!"

"No no!"

The two people whose noses were almost discounted hurriedly shrank back, wanting to cover their noses and raise their hands high, their two arms were simply not enough, and they were very busy all of a sudden.

Amidst the noise, probably because it had been a long time since such gags, the serious meeting atmosphere in the office faded a lot, leaving only a nostalgic frenzy.

The spirits of the core team members were relaxed amidst the noise...someone accidentally relaxed too much.

"Boss."

Wo Xiu heard someone calling him, he turned his head, and saw a team member looking at him with concern, hesitant to speak.

"I have something to say, but I don't have much time."

"I want to ask, is your confidentiality agreement...signed after the 330 incident?"

As soon as these words came out, the office fell silent.

The colleague sitting closest to the man quickly slapped him on the back.

There were also people who showed surprise at first, as if they hadn't thought about certain directions at all before. After hearing "330", a year that is special enough for people from outside the region, they suddenly connected today's important information with the past, and their expressions were quick. From surprise to bewilderment.

There is only one major event in 330 years, and the tragedy of the "Scarlet Angel" is well known.

This year, 600 years after the original species of tiger disappeared, the universe lost the last three carriers of the tiger gene, and the important line of the big cat family was cut off.

The universe has not heard the roar of the tiger for a long time, and even the only remaining gene shadow has disappeared.

The special forces are specialized in recruiting heterogeneous gene carriers. The core members are all half-experts in heterogeneous genes. Even if they don't specialize in biological genes, they can still reach the level of "Xenogeneic Encyclopedia" per capita.

Before changing form, Wo Xiu roared in the form of a beast. The infrasonic component contained in the roar of the tiger is an "anti-counterfeiting verification mark", which can make experienced old people follow along after realizing that he belongs to the big cat team. Roar found out what kind of "cat" he was. (1*)

"Yes." Wo Xiu calmly answered the previous man's question.

Needle drop can be heard in the office.

It was as if someone pressed the mute button of this space in a higher dimension, and the person who verified the conjecture was also speechless.

"I greeted you in animal form first, and then changed to human form. I did it to take advantage of the situation and be open and honest. I no longer hide your plans from the original 'special operations team' all the way to today." Wo Xiu said with a look on his face.

Unlike his rarely serious tone and expression, his body language was still relaxed, and he even pulled the coat that was about to slip off his shoulders casually, and loosened the skirt.

Relaxed body language when confessing secrets is a kind of behavioral trust communication.

"After listening to Hedwin's report, I have a guess." Wo Xiu lightly exposed the too dark past of the "Scarlet Angel" and let the focus return to his beast itself. He said, "What happened? The complete animalization on me is most likely related to my two extreme states."

His two extreme states, one was on the Angel of Peace in 330 years, and the other was at the core of the natural disaster that was closer.

"The two extreme states made my state unstable, and the beast turned into a young body that is completely inconsistent with the prototype, it may be the self-protection of the gene and the 'shrunk energy saving'." Wo Xiu said, looking at the person named by him Hedwin——the researcher who did the analysis and explanation at the beginning, "But of course, this is all my personal speculation, why the limit state can affect the carriers of the heterogeneous gene, how far it can affect us, and the self-protection mechanism Whether it exists, and how it works... For the above questions, I can only be a person who raises ideas and questions, and at most I can contribute myself to draw blood samples for you, and this part of the study still depends on you and your subordinate departments. "

Hedwin's heterogeneous gene comes from an owl. When Wo Xiu was sure that he was the witness of the "Scarlet Angel", his already big eyes stared like a pair of light bulbs.

When he heard the boss talk about his speculation, he turned his neck 270 degrees, and replied excitedly in a posture that would scare his teammates to death in the middle of the night: "Understood! Order received!"

The atmosphere that had seemed stagnant just now finally flowed again.

None of the old subordinates would specifically ask about the part that Wo Xiu didn't mention.

Without sufficient tacit understanding, trust and loyalty, special operations teams cannot become the special forces they are today.

"Hey, Little Kaimen was upgraded today with his clothes!" The person who deliberately turned the topic in a relaxed direction said with a smile, "Boss, wait for the promotion selection in the next quarter, and then you can personally write a recommendation comment for Little Crocodile. How about just writing, "I fought on the front line to welcome the commander's return, and I have a pair of pants friendship with the supreme commander"?"

Xiao Kaimen is the only non-core member in the entire office. He was really lucky to see Wo Xiu's return, and he was immediately "loved" by the boss, and was assigned an important task.

Wo Xiu straightened his body leaning against the table, and walked towards the little Kaimen who was a little at a loss among the officials, big, middle and small, and stretched out his hand to pat him on the shoulder: "The first half sentence is fine, I promise to write it myself, but the second half sentence It's free."

People around laughed.

"Have you really changed your gender, Boss?" Someone yelled, "I don't think this sentence is too much! Compared to before, the Joint Military Commission asked you to submit the "Commander's Quarterly Thought Introspection Summary Report", Usansa He and Heidewin both said to write for you, but you told them not to be too busy, and you wrote a sentence of "I don't need to reflect on myself, I am very good, and I have no other ideas." That's a direct alliance outside the whole region to become famous!"

The people around changed from a brief burst of laughter to a wild laugh with shoulders and backs.

Little Kaimen still had Wo Xiu's hand on his shoulder. He was really at a loss in this environment, and he always felt that he was not worthy of staying here. But at the same time, infected by the atmosphere, his colleagues and seniors around In the joy of release, it was really hard for him not to laugh along with him.

Just laughing and laughing, within two seconds, Little Kaimen and Usansa inadvertently met eyes, and found that although the other party was also smiling, Ms. Lion seemed to be thinking about something, and she seemed a little subtle for some reason.

"Don't talk about sex change." Wo Xiu returned to his casual look when he was not talking about business. He let go of the hand on Xiao Kaimen's shoulder, and faced the person who called him to write "Friends in a pair of pants" across the air. Pointing, "It's just right, take this opportunity, let me finish what I was interrupted earlier."

Little Kaimen suddenly felt that something was wrong. He found that the whole room of seniors, including himself, seemed to have overlooked something.

Usansa's slender eyebrows trembled slightly.

"I'm not changing my gender, it's not that the 'civilization line' suddenly became higher after I escaped from the dead, and it's not that I want to meet someone or have a relationship." Wo Xiu said unhurriedly, "I just want everyone to know , I’m married, and I’ll pay more attention to many aspects in the future, and I’d like to trouble everyone to pay attention to the scale of joking in the future—have I made this clear?”

"..."

The people in the room turned into living sculptures again on the spot. Some people's facial features were still smiling wildly, but the curvature of the lips and eyebrows suddenly froze.

"...boss." After a while, someone finally said.

This warrior represents "public opinion", Qiqi Ai Ai said: "You...you said you are married?"

Wo Xiu let out a "huh".

"Then, who are you married with?" The Warriors asked again, and the voice became trembling.

It's impossible for your old man to marry the god of death, right? !

—The man didn't say that.

But it was all written on his vivid face.

And Wo Xiu looked around the room for a while, and found that there was not only one stick that thought so.

Some people boldly assumed: "No, no, didn't the boss shrink into a cat before?"

The gray wolf brothers looked at Woxiu together.

"Boss," Rudolph called.

"Are you married to a cat?" Rupert sighed in admiration.

Wo Xiu: "..."

This is all thinking of cats, why can't I think of another layer?

What made the Returning Commander very speechless was that he looked around quickly again and found that there seemed to be quite a few people who agreed that "he married a cat".

There are only a few existences such as Usansa and Little Kaimen who are the few who have grasped the truth.

"The little guy has a good future." Wo Xiu praised little Kaimen in a low voice.

The little crocodile whose conjecture has been verified has turned pale.

"It's almost time. I think the cruise team of the Star Alliance next door is going to return to the station." Woxiu said this sentence as if the introductory words didn't match the introductory words, and he called up the schedule of Glorious Wings.

The eyes of everyone followed his hand subconsciously.

I heard him say again: "I'll go there."

"Ah, ah?" Gray Wolf Brother subconsciously stood up, and the first reaction of the two militants was that the boss would go to find fault as soon as he came back.

"Then take us, the one from Yahuiquan..." Rudolph didn't finish his nonsense, and was hit by a bouncy ball precisely thrown from the air. He covered his head in bewilderment, and looked at Wo Xiu conveyed a sentence with a blank expression——

Boss, why did you hit me?

"That person who is particularly worrying, I will be very anxious if I can't find him in a while." Woxiu said with a relaxed tone and a smile, but he gave the brothers a warning look, "Remember to respect him in the future, don't let me find out next time."

Brother Gray Wolf put a question mark on his forehead.

"I think you two are still very young, far less than the age of Alzheimer's disease, why did you start to suddenly lose your memory?" Wo Xiu sighed, "Do you still remember why you were beaten before?" Is it?"

"Because I called you—" Rudolph said, first glanced cautiously at Wo Xiu.

Rupert seemed to be burning his mouth with words, he quickly helped his brother spit out the next word vaguely: "Baby?"

The key word "baby" evokes the memory of some people, and gradually, more and more people in the house start to look wrong.

"It's not bad, I haven't forgotten it." Wo Xiu reluctantly praised his two slowest veteran subordinates, and said in his heart that he shouldn't discourage them too much.

"Then." Commander Woxiu, who has excellent psychological quality and has adapted to the new title after beating someone, said, "Whose baby am I?"

"..."

"…………"

The slowest person finally came to his senses, Brother Gray Wolf's expression jumped from dazed to terrified.

"He doesn't know my identity yet, so please pay attention to this aspect—Usantha, I can leave the relevant arrangements to you, right?" Wo Xiu continued to speak calmly, and he pulled down the Jacket, nodded to all the "people" in the room, "Now, this baby is going to have dinner with his marriage partner, and I will come back when they finish their layover and rest, see you later."

When Yahuiquan led the team back to the transit rest area that day, as a person who knew nothing about wind and waves, he successfully got his cat "waiting obediently in the lounge" and experienced some inexplicable Adventure——

Usually he likes to take the initiative to verbally flirt, and the neighbors who would come to find fault with him every sharing day are actually quiet one by one today.

Just being quiet doesn't mean there is no sense of presence.

Admiral Yashang discovered that since he stepped out of the mecha transceiver station, he was being spied on secretly. From the mecha transceiver station to the administrative command center and the rest area, he experienced eight "encounters" that were very blunt at first glance. , also from different core members of the Special Forces.

Even when he went to check in at the host computer in the lobby of the administrative command center, he liked to be stared at by members of the special forces suspected of being stationed there.

Yahuiquan: "..."

What is this doing? !